"I like you so much, can't you give me a chance!?"

"I like Peng Yuyan so much, did he give me a chance?"

Listening to what seemed to be the sound of a couple arguing, the crocodile ancestor slowly woke up, after all, he was a demon saint with a strong physical body.

The night was dark and the wind was high, and the human form was lying naked on the side of the small lake, although the water of the small lake was thick black, and it exuded a disgusting and pungent smell.

But the crocodile ancestor felt that the wind was so cool tonight.

I wasn't killed? It's good to be alive!

"It's not okay for you to buy me a bag, and let me be your girlfriend?"

"It's so expensive, and it doesn't add attributes! ”

It's so noisy!

was enjoying the pleasure of life, but these two people have been chattering crookedly next to them, isn't it good to live at night?

With the temperament of the crocodile ancestor, he was naturally unceremoniously, and with a movement of his fingers, he was ready to grab the two two-legged sheep and gnaw them.

[Dripping, there is a tendency to commit crimes, merit points are negative, punishment]

"Ah!", as a dignified demon saint, what kind of pain has not been endured, but at this moment, the crocodile ancestor still couldn't help but cry out.

His body suddenly became very sensitive, and the wind blew on his body as if it were a thousand knives, as well as the pungent smell that was magnified by tens of millions of times, and the soil under his body seemed to have turned into a mountain of knives cutting his body.

The most important thing is that the soul is about to collapse, and I can't even maintain my sobriety, there is only one feeling, pain!

Two more people appeared.

"Husband, it seems that someone is calling?"

"Where did the people come from in the wilderness? It must be a crow, and I don't understand any common sense?"

"If you weren't always being a man of knowledge, we'd have a lot less fighting. ”

"You're talking about the quarrel, aren't you?"

"Smack!"

"Why are you beating me?......?

"Husband, don't run, it's too dark here, I'm so scared!"

"You come to chase me, chase me, I'll let you hehehe......"

......

Three hours later, the night was darker, the breeze was blowing, and the body of the crocodile ancestor was stunned and stupidly froze in place.

At this moment, he seemed to feel that the night wind was not so cool.

Cool again...... Can you have a cold heart at this moment? Raise your head, or the crown will fall!

has always been a cruel crocodile ancestor, and a few tears slowly flowed from the corners of his eyes.

I...... I'm so hard!

Slowly stood up, stared blankly at the light in the distance, where there seemed to be someone, you can ask what kind of place this is.

He's homesick!

"Husband, you see that your son seems to be kicking me in the stomach!"

"Don't be angry, don't be angry with my wife, don't you see that I'm teaching him a lesson with a stick?", the man gasped.

Listening to the words of the two people in front of him who he didn't understand, the crocodile ancestor seemed to have recognized his situation at this time, and then asked with a smile: "Excuse me, is anyone there?"

"Ah, someone!"

", wife dressed!"

"Friend, don't go!", the crocodile ancestor was anxious and hurriedly chased after him.

"Smack!", accidentally stepping on a puddle of white, cloudy liquid.

[Drop, slaughtering hundreds of millions of living beings, the crime is extremely evil, the merit is worth 300 million, punishment!]

The crocodile ancestor slowly raised his foot, stunned, what happened?

"Ahh

......

After a full night's sleep, Yi Bai came to the earth.

Sure enough, human beings are still as reliable as ever without spiritual power, the ozone layer is hollow, smog, pollution, and food containing all kinds of strange things......

This earth is not like Yi Bai's hometown, which was unified thousands of years ago, a small planet has a staggering hundreds of countries, thousands of languages, and almost every day there are wars and deaths.

Yi Bai, who has closed his sense of taste, is a novelty here, and the China here even claims to be the descendant of Yan and Huang, the descendant of the dragon.

There are even people who swear to him that they have seen a dragon, and they also want to introduce what Dongguan he also goes to, and what special services he is said to have.

As a palace-level veteran driver, Yi Bai almost believed in his evil, but fortunately he reined in the precipice and realized his way back.

Of course, it is also because the environment in this world is really corrupted by human beings, and the so-called beauties are simply unsightly in Yi Bai's eyes.

It is the entertainment industry in this world that makes Yi Bai very happy, especially all kinds of strange things that make him watch them with relish and learn a lot of strange knowledge.

Like what:

Q: What does Wen Ai mean?

In the face of material and love, I resolutely chose love, so I married a 68-year-old rich woman.

......

"Big news, big news, all countries in the world have signed a global unified contract, and we will all have a common name in the future, earthlings!"

"Really? What about me? What is the official language of the earth from now on, what is the written word? Who governs? welfare, jobs, houses...... How?"

"Why lie to you, the contract has been signed, the problem you considered, the countries have held a press conference to determine the solution within two years. ”

"Damn, really, it's amazing! I suspect there's a big conspiracy! Aliens, or weird?"

......

Yi Bai was playing a game similar to the League of Legends in his hometown in a luxury Internet café, and when he saw the new mobile phone constantly pushing messages, he understood that it should be the saint in charge of this galaxy region who made a move.

This was the beginning of his establishment of a new order.

Changsheng can firmly tie 90% of the strong people to his chariot, and in this world of strong people who explode stars with one punch, with these strong people, Yi Bai can do everything he wants.

"Call my husband, don't push the tower!"

Seeing the enemy's speech on the public screen of the game, Yi Bai snorted coldly, and an afterimage almost appeared on the keyboard.

"Husband, husband!"

"Husband. ”

"I don't know you boys very well!"

The teammate even has a sister?But it has nothing to do with Yi Bai, and he doesn't like it anyway.

Then Yi Bai looked at the other party's virtual character with expectant eyes.

Then I watched as my tower was knocked down.

Nima, don't talk about credit?

Yi Bai Haoran's mind went directly along the network cable to find the location where the person was talking just now.

It turned out to be an elementary school student?

"I know how to play games when I wake up in the morning, and I don't go to online classes yet!"

"Don't bother, get in!" a young woman yelled at the schoolboy.

The joy of the victory just now suddenly disappeared, and he said very aggrievedly: "Mom, you yelled at Dad like this at night!"

"You little bunny, talking to your mother like this?"

"Smack!"

"Wow!"

......

Seeing that this elementary school student was beaten very badly, Yi Bai's mind retreated back with satisfaction, this is the price of not keeping promises!

"Emperor Mo, Ye Fan asks to see!"

Standing outside the Internet café, Ye Fan's expression was very complicated, how did such a goblin become an emperor?

The Void Emperor, who he was most familiar with, had been fighting all his life, and finally lived for 7,000 years when he ascended to the throne, setting a record for the shortest life among emperors in the past.

What about the one in front of him? Other Ye Fan didn't know, so happy, his life span could at least be ranked in the forefront.

"What's the matter?", Yi Bai's voice echoed directly in Ye Fan's mind.

After settling down, Ye Fan said slowly: "Disturbing the Emperor, I just want to ask a few questions." What kind of realm can there be immortals in this world?

"How should I repay the kindness of nurturing?"