786 A vast modern poem
Seeing Brother Kang stunned, all these people in our room were a little stunned, and I don't know why Brother Kang heard this sentence, as if he was struck by lightning.
"Who the hell told you this?" Brother Kang sat on the chair and was stunned for more than ten seconds before frowning and asking An Tong.
"You don't care about this, how do I know, I'll ask you, are you still inflated with me?" An Tong saw Brother Kang's expression, and immediately grinned, looking at his confident appearance, his attitude was obviously a lot tougher.
"I'll tell you Ang, don't talk nonsense about this, you know!" I don't know why, Brother Kang heard An Tong mention this, and his attitude suddenly became a lot kinder, at least he didn't speak with dirty words.
An Tong thought for a while and nodded: "Okay, as long as you don't drive me away, and then let me go to run errands with Fei Ge and them tonight, I will definitely keep my mouth shut." ”
"If you want to stay in Arayang, I can stop you, but you are not allowed to participate in these things. Brother Kang looked at An Tong seriously: "If you really have an accident in Anyang, I can't explain it to your parents." ”
"Alas......" After listening to Brother Kang's words, An Tong sighed hesitantly, with a melancholy expression on his face: "Please enjoy the modern poems below, the night I found the hole, the author, An Tong!"
Seeing An Tong like this, everyone had an unknown expression, even Brother Kang and Lao Yu were stunned.
An Tong didn't pay attention to our doubts at all, and tried to put on a poet's expression, but no matter how he looked at it, it looked like dry stool, and he frowned and cleared his throat: "Ahem...... In the early hours of the morning when the moonlight covered the earth/I drank coffee and thought about life/But because the universe is too mysterious/Life is too great/I inexplicably feel my insignificance/So/I was fascinated/I spilled coffee on my pants by mistake/And it burned my little cock/Looking at the fiery red briefs stained with coffee/The mysterious universe guided me to the bathroom/Wash my dirty pants/But/When I passed by a room/I heard a woman's ~~ moaning/I was confused/ I want to know which king and calf / don't sleep in the middle of the night / still contributing to the reproduction of mankind!"
"You're almost done!" Brother Kang heard An Tong reading nondescript modern poems, gritting his teeth, and his face was almost green with anger.
An Tong glanced at Brother Kang, didn't pay attention to him at all, but raised his voice: "Listening to the sound of popping in the room/I twisted my proud head/But I found/Huh?/Isn't this my fucking uncle's room/Just when I was thinking about survival or destruction/My uncle's whisper came from the room: Britney, you pout your ass, it's too dark in the room, I can't find it/A moment later/The woman replied: Xiaokangkang, in the past few days, you have become bigger again/At this moment, my heart is full of questions/ Because the woman who made the voice / is not my aunt / ah~~ Britney / Who are you / Ah!/ What is the big thing she said/What is it...... In the years that followed, a question / always haunted my heart / Ah, Xiaokang Kang / That night, did you finally find the hole!"
"Poof!"
An Tong's poem was read here, and all the people in the room couldn't help laughing, even the old Yu next to Brother Kang was flushed because of the laughter, and it took a long time, it turned out that it was the fucking Brother Kang who broke his shoes, so that An Tong bumped into it, when I thought of Brother Kang, who is usually high, holding the girl's big ass in the middle of the night to find a hole, I couldn't stop laughing, Shi Yigang on the side was even more ruthless, holding his stomach, and tears were laughing.
"What's the matter, is this so funny?" Brother Kang saw that we all had a smile on our faces, and he was obviously a little angry.
"What, Brother Kang, actually, everyone is a man, you have this need, we can understand it. Seeing Brother Kang's angry appearance, I couldn't hold back my smile and explained very embarrassedly.
"I'll tell you Ang, you pack up your things and hurry up and roll the calves for me!" Brother Kang saw a few of us trying to hold back a smile, and pointed at An Tong and scolded again.
"Hey, it's all at this time, you still dare to say me, what's the matter, if I don't publicize this matter to you, you really don't know how Brother Tong's honorary title of Coastal Radio came about, right?!" An Tong had a very undersigned expression on his face, and looked at Brother Kang: "Believe it or not, if you scold me again, I will write this poem immediately and send it to my aunt!"
"Don't talk nonsense!" Brother Kang heard this, and the corners of his eyes suddenly jumped twice: "Let your aunt know about this kind of thing, and you can't divorce me!"
"You don't care if I live or die, do I care if you divorce or not?" After An Tong finished speaking, he put on a flattering expression: "Uncle, let me not let me go at night, have you thought about it?"
"!" Brother Kang stared at An Tong for a while, and after scolding irritably, he looked at me: "You bother to take care of him at night, take care of him more!"
"Hey, don't worry, Brother Kang, even if something happens to me, An Tong won't bring anything wrong. "Seeing that Brother Kang asked An Tong to follow, I didn't say anything else, and nodded in agreement.
"Hmm. Brother Kang nodded and looked at us people: "After you go out, you have a door in your mouth, don't talk nonsense!"
"Don't worry, Brother Kang, my mouth is the strictest!" Shi Yigang was the first to make a guarantee.
"The last thing I'm worried about is you!"
"Haha!" everyone laughed again.
After a commotion, I glanced at Brother Kang and said, "Brother Kang, since you let An Tong participate in this matter, I want to give An Tong a part of the shares in the parking lot, and save him from having nothing to do all day long, and keep picking up your door." ”
I know that An Tong's family has a thick foundation, and there is no shortage of shares in the parking lot, but no matter what, this business was given to us by Brother Kang after all, I don't know what the rules of the chief are, although Brother Kang didn't mention it, but I am definitely embarrassed to take it for nothing, so giving An Tong shares is also a disguised return to Brother Kang.
When Brother Kang heard this, he waved his hand casually: "That's a matter between you buddies, you don't need to discuss it with me." ”
……
Half past eight in the evening.
Shi Yigang, An Tong, Mingjie and the four of us drove a Jetta of the credit company, went straight to the riverbank garden, after about 20 minutes or so, we rushed to the main entrance of the underground parking lot, I took a look, the intersection of the parking lot, has erected a row of triangular piles, looked down the slope, at the bottom of the slope, there are a lot of wooden boards, nails are nailed on it, the sentry box is still lit up, there are crowds of people inside, from time to time there is a noisy sound of playing cards, in the empty passage there are bursts of echoes.
At this time, Dalong and Bobo had not yet arrived, so I parked the car on the side of the road at random and waited, planning to wait for everyone to gather before proceeding to the next step.
Inside the car.
"Hey, I'll do a magic trick for you!" An Tong sat in the back seat, took out a lighter very boringly, and gestured at us.
"You can pull it down, don't you magically understand, and then light the car. Shi Yigang, who was beside An Tong, heard that he was going to do magic, and immediately moved to the side.
"I'm magic, I'm not playing with fire, how can I set the car on fire. An Tong gestured to Shi Yigang with the lighter in his hand: "How is it, do you want to see it?"
"Okay, then you can act. Shi Yigang is estimated to be idle, and he is a little interested.
'Smack!'
When An Tong heard this, he directly pressed the lighter and pointed to the flames: "Ah~ Mommy, Mommy, Boom!"
Shi Yigang glanced at him: "Stupid!"
An Tong was indifferent to Shi Yigang's scolding, and after pressing the spell for a while, you drew a circle on the flame with your finger: "Believe it or not, now this flame is windproof!"
"You brag B!" Shi Yigang looked at the disposable lighter with the button in An Tong's hand, and scolded wittily.
An Tong stiffened his neck and put the lighter in front of Shi Yigang's face: "It's really windy, I don't believe you blow it." ”
"Whew!" Shi Yigang opened his mouth, directly blew out the flames, and pointed at the lighter: "Look, I'll just say you brag B!"
"Ah, it's blown out!" An Tong looked at the lighter with a surprised expression, and then looked at Shi Yigang with bared teeth: "Hehe, it's not windproof or fart-proof!"
"I'll fuck your uncle!" After Shi Yigang felt that he had been tricked, he suddenly pressed An Tong on the seat, and the two of them had a fight.
After such a while, the road in front of the car lights also lit up, and then the two vans drove towards us at a very fast speed, and after the car stopped, Dalong and Bobo got off the two cars respectively, and walked to the side of our car, seeing Dalong and they came, Shi Yigang and An Tong did not make trouble, we all got out of the car one after another, and soon got together.
After everyone said hello to each other, Mingjie looked at me: "Now that people are here, what do you want to do, you speak." ”
"According to what we said before, I will go down to talk to Chen Zhihua myself in a while, if we can't talk, and don't give him time to react, we will clean him up tonight. After speaking, I looked at Dalong and Bobo: "How many people did you two bring over?"
Dalong looked at me: "Tonight, Brother Dong has a wine shop in the city, and I went with Brother Ren of the criminal police team, so there should be no danger, but according to Brother Jie's orders, we still took out five people, responsible for secretly protecting Brother Dong's safety, and the rest are all over, eight people in my car, seven in Bobo's car, counting the two of us, a total of seventeen people." ”
"There are more than 20 of us, it's enough to do it with them. After I counted the number of people, I looked at Mingjie: "After a while, you and Bobo will take ten people to the other entrance and exit of the parking lot, if we do it here, you will take people to rush in from that side, let's try to block the other party in the garage, and the rest of the people will wait at this door, if there is any change below, rush directly." ”
"Okay. When Bobo and Dalong heard this, they both nodded.
"Let's go!" After a few words of conversation, the rest of us moved into action, and I walked slowly down the downhill of the underground parking lot.
When I walked halfway down the slope, I could already feel the cool air coming up from the ground, plus it had rained a few days ago, so this underground garage was very cold, and I don't know what kind of perseverance Chen Zhihua and his group relied on to hold on to it for so long.
Under the gentle slope of this underground garage, there is a guardhouse built with colored steel plates, as soon as I walked nearby, I heard a noisy sound from inside, and then looked inside along the window, in the center of this guardhouse, there is a round table, there are seven or eight young people gathered around, playing cards, in addition to poker on the table, there are also loose liquor and cooked food, in the corner of the room, there are several bright sharp knives, but these young people's attention is on the cards at the moment, and they don't notice me outside.
'Knock knock!'
I stood outside the window and stared for a moment, then reached out and knocked on the glass of the guardhouse.