Chapter 60: The Endgame: The Journey to the Demon Domain!
In this battle, he won a great victory, rested for a night, and Master Xinmei ordered a feast for the soldiers of the three armies.
Under the leadership of the Mudao people, the remnants of the enemy have fled in the direction of the Demon Domain, the Mudao people suffered a big loss under the hands of Ling'er, half of the shoulder was almost abolished by Ling'er, the fire unicorn took a hundred iron-eating beast soldiers to follow the enemy and chased down, behind the fire unicorn, Xiao Huo'er led the Xiao family's eight hundred iron cavalry to sweep the remnants of the enemy, and the remnants of the Demon Domain fled south in a hurry, losing their armor and running like rabbits.
The little fox personally instructed his brother: "Poor Kou Mo chase, follow and find out the secret passage of the demon soldiers in and out of the Pangu Continent, and deploy defenses along the way, and immediately notify the dragon armor scouts if there is a situation, and raise the beacon smoke as a signal!"
All the women gathered in the thunder room, all of them were elated, especially Wuye, who had harvested a lot of enemies' heads, and had been soaked in the first coffin with medicinal water, which was estimated to come in handy in the future.
Among the girls, only Tingting was sullen and unhappy, Brother Thunder finally turned her into a hammer!
However, the overall situation has been decided, and it will be a hammer from now on! This is a fateful thing, and it is no wonder that Xiao Tingting is unhappy, but fortunately, all the women are secretly laughing in private, and no one dares to say it.
The crotch of the leather pants sewn by Xue'er for Thunder is too tight, after the battle, Thunder found that the skin on the inner thighs was worn out of the skin, and both legs were worn out and bleeding, this position is more embarrassing, close to the balls, it is difficult to speak, Thunder is really embarrassed to say, but it hurts so badly, I want to talk to Wuye, this girl is concentrating on fiddling with those heads, which have been contained in the first coffin, and it seems that there is no effort, so I have to tell Xue'er secretly.
Xue'er has sharp teeth, she doesn't stutter when she is young, she learned to speak when she was nine months old, her speech is clear, and all the women around her immediately know, and the little fox covered her mouth and smiled.
This girl held Thunder's arm, looking very concerned, but there was an unpredictable and strange look in her eyes, as the author of this book, I can tell you seriously: Little fox girl, don't think nonsense, this place, Brother Thunder won't show you casually!
When the author was thirteen years old, the body had just grown, and it was hot in the summer to sleep without clothes, and was bitten by two mosquitoes.
This is the daughter of Uncle Wang next door to my house, my name is Wang Jingjing, for some reason, we grew up together, childhood sweethearts, two little no guesses, since childhood special relatives.
Scratch your sister, after all, she is young, she has never seen the world, she is forced to be anxious, I turned around and said:
"Sister, did you know that violence doesn't solve all problems!"
Now, after so many years, the young lady has married a wife and gave birth to a pair of twin daughters who are as beautiful as her, and I, dreaming back at midnight, with tears on my face, scratching my ears and scratching my heart with regret, now I think about it, she looked anxious with a tense face: two dogs, my sister will help you scratch. It looks really urgent, and it is estimated that it is in the same mood as the little fox.
To this day, I still can't forgive myself: why can't I let her get what she wants!
After all, she is the daughter of the richest man, and it doesn't take long for the rabbit to run out, and she gets a bottle of potion.
Stuffed the potion in his brother's hand, put his arms around Thunder's neck, lay on Thunder's ear, and exhaled like an orchid in Thunder's ear, so and so, and so on, secretly entered the village, and those who shot were not allowed.
Thunder took the potion as if holding a holy decree, plunged into the bathroom, squirming, after a while, heard a pig-killing howl in the bathroom, the bathroom door opened, Thunder poked out half of his head inside, and shouted in a hissed voice: "Little fox, what kind of potion are youγγγγ β
Thunder held the potion in one hand, and he was already shaking, and the screams of excitement were earth-shattering, and Ling'er said in his heart: Topical potion, is it so magical, you won't drink the potion.
The little fox was surprised at a glance: "Brother Thunder, medical potion, medical potion, 75 percent medical alcohol, home travel, robbing houses, wandering around, sterilization and disinfection, a must-have medicine for thousands of households!"
Her voice was crisp, and she deliberately pinched her throat, sounding like she was advertising Dan Qingsheng! Not to mention, this bottle of alcohol was really begged for from the ancestor of the Dan family.
It really hurts to wipe it just now, don't be afraid, this guy is the body of the thunder god, the physique is different from ordinary people, it didn't take much effort to call, and the thunder walked out in good spirits.
It looks like it's okay, the second dog of the Lei family, are you okay, Wuchen and Murong Qiuju both covered their mouths and sneered, and Lei Ting glared at Murong Qiu fiercely.
In the evening, people came and went in the palace, Master Xinmei did not plan to pass, opened three thousand tables, most of the soldiers outside the city entered the city, the entire palace compound, even the streets were set up chairs, full of people, everywhere lights were displayed, the battle flag fluttered, and many people in the city were recruited as volunteers.
After this battle, the organized resistance of the Demon Domain army finally came to an end, and most of the elders of the Heavenly Netherworld Sect were captured on the spot without leaves, and according to the meaning of the little fox, a jury was formed to try the crimes of these Southern Sect elders, and convict them according to the size of their personal retribution.
But there are always some stubborn people, even if they are locked up in the dungeon, they are not honest, and the little fox only said one word when he heard the report: "Hit! A few days later, the jailer came to report: One of the elders of the Heavenly Netherworld Sect in the dungeon is counted as one, and even their families who accompany the army are very emotionally stable!
So, violence can't solve all problems, but it can at least solve most of them, which brings us to the legendary aesthetics of violence. Your child innocently asked you: Daddy, why do the aunts in the community say that I look like Uncle Wang next door?
What a good child, what a good question, don't hold back, if there is a problem, ask immediately, 100,000 why, parents should be responsible for answering questions, many parents can't answer, drag over and beat, I think, a beat can only solve a temporary problem, beat to death to solve the problem of a lifetime, who is not a biological can make this dead hand, or, ruthlessly, beat him dumb!
Child, you know, it's not your fault that you look like the old Wang next door, and it's not Uncle Wang's fault, next door: blame me!
Master Xinmei personally invited guests to dinner, needless to say, Lei Ting took the women to sit at the table of the Wind and Thunder Gate, he was the commander of the Heavenly Dao League, and sat in the main seat with a big grin, Xue'er had already helped him change into a silk robe, and after smearing the inner thighs with medical alcohol, he spread his legs and dried for half an hour, the medicine was dry, not only to relieve itching, but also to relieve the pain, it was indeed a must-have medicine for home travel, and motherwort, white flower oil, and called the three major medical treasures of the family medicine box!
All the soldiers drank from dusk to the time of the lamp, and all the veterans came to toast Thunder, Xiao Feng Ancestor held a wine glass, touched the back of his head in front of Thunder, turned his head and said to Lei Feng:
"Elder Lei, this is not right, you can touch itγγγγ β
Elder Lei Feng smiled faintly, two deep dimples immediately appeared on her cheeks, she also grabbed a wine glass, stepped forward and touched Lei Ting's body: "γγγγFake! β
The two female generals glanced at each other, their eyes were all mysterious, and their expressions were nervous, staring at Lei Ting's face for a long time, Lei Ting gave them two panic, and secretly said in their hearts: What is fake, I am a real chest muscle, but not silicone!
Behind these two people, there was a group of old men, each of whom came up to toast the thunder, and by the way, they stared at the thunder up and down carefully, and finally Peng Cheng Ancestor made a concluding speech:
"Overall, this kid is not a full thunder god! but he can turn the thunder axe into a thunder god hammer, and he can summon thunder and lightning to kill all directions, no matter what, it is not a big problem to break into the demon domain demon scorpion city and duel with Sun Hou Lu Bo!"
After Peng Zu finished speaking, a group of veterans applauded warmly, Xiao Feng Ancestor knew that the opportunity could not be lost, and he would not come back again, so he hurriedly struck while the iron was hot, raised his arms and exhaled, and his voice was loud:
Now that the demon soldiers have been defeated, the demons have fled back to the demon domain, take advantage of the opportunity, let's borrow flowers to offer Buddha, strike while the iron is hot, in the palace of Master Xinmei, and do the thunder marriage, according to the old decay, the cave room flowers and candles rush at night, and the thunder doll may really become the god of thunder!"
Ling'er is Xiao Feng's own granddaughter, the eldest is not small, and Xiao Feng is still in a hurry to hug his grandson.
This proposal is very good, Ling'er and Xue'er are not small, the male should get married, the female should marry, get married earlier, the name is justified, and no one in the Pangu Domain will gossip much.
Master Xinmei clapped his palms and was about to jump up, his face was full of joy, and his mouth hissed and shouted:
"Okay, okay, the big wedding ceremony, choose a day to get married, it's better to pick up the day than to hit the day, in my opinion, this matter is sooner rather than later, in the Lijing Palace, I am willing!"
There is a little fox sitting next to the thunder, and the whites of the girl's eyes roll: You are willing to be a fart, and you are not a bride, you are happy, you are happy with a mallet! . . .
Tingting was secretly thinking: I wish Sister Mei to hold a wedding in your palace, it is very suitable, my brother and two daughters will marry together, and have children in the future, haha, wonderful, someone calls me aunt again!
Xiao Potian turned his head and glanced at Yao Buqun, these two people all had the same thoughts: What cave room flowers candle night, Thunder looks honest, in fact, sneaky, cunning and changeable!
In fact, Lingyan is a child, with extremely high emotional intelligence, although Xiao Potian and Yao Buqun have no blood relationship with her, but Ling'er and Xue'er, that is Lingyan Erniang and Sanniang, father and mother, not as good as grandma and uncle, as long as they see Xiao Potian and Yao Buqun, Lingyan must have jumped into his arms, kissed on the left side of his face, kissed on the right side of his face, and kept shouting grandpa, grandpa is good, grandpa is good, grandpa is good, grandpa grandpa is croaking!
For their daughter's wedding, as long as the boy Thunder doesn't cut it first, he buys a ticket after getting on the bus, and cooks raw rice and rice, the two old men have no opinion.
Ling'er and Xue'er sat at the table and were already ashamed to blush, so many years, it should come sooner or later, if the two daughters marry together, the wedding dress is worn, the color of the wedding dress must be well matched, the main color must be red, about the color matching, the fox girl is experienced, the red wedding dress is worn, from then on, proper, the second daughter is smiling like a flower, stepping on the pinnacle of life!
Thunder heard the words and was overjoyed, good things came so suddenly, the birds on the trees were in pairs, and the green waters and green mountains were smiling, smiling! My heart is full of swaying, not for the crooked moon, but for today's cave room! Simple love, my heart loves, the world has become bigger! The above sentences should be sung, oh, overjoyed, how to express his melodious heart without singing!
Just thinking about it, beautiful things should come in pairs, and suddenly a cheerful shout came:
" I'm against ! . . . β
Everyone followed the sound and looked, oops, it turned out to be the thunder sworn brother and the old dragon king Ao Cen!
This old man stood on the ground, his anxious old face was red, and his golden beard was cocked, what does this mean, and it's not that you marry a daughter-in-law, you are against an egg, but Ao Cen said it categorically, and said it righteously, with a wave of his hand, he didn't take away a cloud, I objected!
Thunder heard the words and felt a lot of cold in his heart: Brother Ao, you honestly grasp the Book of Mountains and Seas, and wait for the name of the child to be finished, with the ability of my little thunder in Linggu, it is not me to blow, I guess I don't have to wait too long, what kind of mess!
What is this mess, this is clearly mischief, Xiao Tingting is at a loss.
I only heard Ao Cen say eloquently: "You don't know, Brother Thunder is a man who attaches great importance to the great cause, a man with ideals, a pure person, a noble person, and a promising young man who has detached himself from low-level interests!
Thunder clicked his eyes, his expression was simple, and he was already like a stupid roe deer in the Northeast: Brother Ao Cen, you are a person who can talk nonsense, shrimp, pull a few eggs, it's pure!
Speaking of emotion, Ao Cen made himself a little choked with emotion: "Therefore, the old man and Lei Ting became brothers in life and death back then, not seeking to be born on the same day in the same year, but to die on the same day and in the same year!"
Thunder said in his heart, nothing else, how old am I, how old are you, I still want to live a few more years, at least I have to watch Lingyan get married, I saw that Ao Cen had already raised his arms and shouted:
"Brother Thunder said, the big revenge is not revenge, there is no home, the big husband stands under the emperor, there is no revenge, ashamed of the ancestors, ashamed of the Nine Heavens God Buddha, ashamed of the statue of the ancestor of the thunder god in the ancestral hall, don't say, the current priority, you must first cut off the head of the demon monkey!"
Thunder clicked his eyes, and kept thinking: Candle night in the cave room, one of the four joys of life, life is short, why ask for a thousand years, walk with you, but ask for a night!
The four joys of life, commonly known as the four joys of pills, Fu Lu Shou'an, the lack of one is disabled, not perfect.
In fact, in Ao Cen's heart, the wedding ceremony must be held in Lao Tzu Dragon Palace, Lao Tzu has entrusted Feng Jiumei to handle this matter, if this can't be done, where do you let this king put an old face!
Brother Thunder, you panic a few hairs, this king is already planning this matter, seven years later, the revenge will be avenged, after revenge, this king will immediately let you marry the two daughters together, and enjoy the blessings of all people!
Feng Jiumei is very safe, there is a long list of things that need to be prepared for the wedding, at this time she is shopping around in the northern region of Pangu, she is fanfare and buying wedding supplies everywhere, everyone in the northern region of Pangu has long known, but the soldiers who fought on the front line know very little, this matter, Ao Cen is a bloody capital, Pengcheng ancestor also sponsored a lot of silver taels for the seat of the wedding master.
Brother Ao is using his life to break his heart for the thunder wedding, there should be applause here!
After Ao Cen finished speaking, needless to say, Thunder's marriage has come to an end, Ling'er and Xue'er are a little lost, Thunder is more like a basin of cold water poured on his head in the winter!
He finally sobered up, his grandmother's, this alliance leader can't be married, he can't marry a daughter-in-law casually, he thought to himself, when Lao Tzu gets Sun Hou's blood, he will step down immediately, and he will play full-time assistance in the future, who of you likes to do it, anyway, Lao Tzu will not do it!
If you don't do it, you have to do it, all the soldiers and soldiers are holding wine glasses to toast the little fox, come, do it! Where can the fox girl parry, after a while, she will drink all over her face, and Thunder will block a lot for her, but Thunder can't drink too much, and she drank until midnight, and finally threw herself up.
This vomit, vomited a mess, buried to death, sloppy to death, Xue'er was in a hurry, fortunately there was no Ye to help, the women were all hands and feet, and finally carried the thunder into the room, lying on the bed, with his head stretched out of the bed, and made a big basin under his head, so he let him vomit, for a while, wow, spit on a mouthful, a mouthful for a while, vomited very rhythmically, and vomited until the early hours of the morning.
The girls don't sleep at all, it is estimated that each of them has drunk a lot of celebratory wine, Thunder is drunk, who doesn't want to see a lively, look at him, maybe he will jump up from the bed, dance a beautiful hula dance, it is said that this guy has learned this devil dance in the underworld!
Xiao Tingting and the little fox were still squatting in the local area, pulling the things that thunder spit out, the little fox grabbed a stick in his hand, stirred in the basin for a long time, and the second daughter lowered her head and studied it carefully for a long time, and almost put it in her mouth to taste salty, and finally came to a unanimous conclusion: Those green things, that is bitter gall!
They are really serious about doing research, these two dead girls, I don't know that they think they are sent by the county government!
Still Wuchen was well-behaved, and quickly changed to a brand new basin, but Brother Thunder couldn't spit out anything, danced with his hands, grabbed Wuchen's slender hand, was ecstatic, and opened his mouth to shout:
So you're hereγγγγ β
One of the jade hands of the dustless girl was tightly held in the palm of her hand by the thunder, and she lowered her head in shame, half of her long hair was purple, which just covered half of the dustless face, and at a glance, the dustless girl standing by the bed was dressed in red, slim and elegant, her face was shy, and she really looked like smokeless in a trance!
Thunder has already whined and cried: "No smoke! Where have you been! I have been waiting for you in Huangquan for almost a thousand years, and I have never eaten a decent full meal for thousands of years! You see, the little ghosts in Huangquan are all spitting on me, spitting up Lao Tzu's face all over his face, smokeless! Where have you been! Woo, you know no, the brother who thinks about you is so bitter!"
I am under the bridge to look at the eyes of the eyes, you bow your head on the bridge and walk away like frost!
Lei Lang, smokeless is by your side, never left, has been quietly waiting:
It is difficult to find me Lei Lang for thousands of years, and I ask the autumn frost with the window flowers.
Go to Huangquan alone, who cares if Huangquan is a foreign country!
As he spoke, he couldn't help himself, and the big tears rolled down, and he looked up and screamed:
Do you know how bitter my brother is in his heart, it is as bitter as if he has just chewed Coptis chinensis!"
Wuchen stood quietly on the side of the bed, biting her lower lip with half a mouthful of jade teeth, already biting her lips white, and two lines of tears quietly flowed down the tips of her long hair, dripping in the basin, ticking.
The sound of teardrops stimulated the eardrums of the girls, and there was silence in the guest room, and every girl quietly shed tears, and Thunder suddenly sat up from the bed, let go of the dustless hand, wiped a handful of snot, wiped it on the chest of his robe, opened his mouth and raised his head and shouted:
"Sun Hou'er, Sun Hou'er, Lingshan Little Stone Monkey, no father, no mother, no uncle!"
My brother is no longer in the right state, and his mood is not very stable, Xue'er grabbed a wet towel in his hand, quickly stepped forward to wipe his face, and pressed him on the bed with his hand, covered with a quilt, Xue'er's right middle finger and thumb buckled into an O-shape, facing the thunder's brain, the force is a brain melon collapse, a crisp sound, this trick is easy to use, this guy is immediately much more honest!
Thunder slept, there was no show, the girls on the sofa and on the chair, they all fell asleep, Xiao Tingting snored in her sleep, Murong Qiu kept talking in her sleep, the snoring was also scary, and she also grinded her teeth on the horse, and the thunder also grinded her teeth, the two brothers and sisters played a symphony in general, one after another, but it was bitter for Miss Xue'er, and the sky was bright and she never closed her eyes.
As soon as the sky was bright, all the women woke up, dressed up, only Lei Ting was still asleep on the bed, Xue'er changed all his clothes, and the bed sheets and pillowcases were also changed.
The whole guest room, full of flowers that have just been folded, all of them are varieties with strong floral fragrance, the room began to ripple with the fragrance of flowers, the windows are also opened, the spring breeze blows, the whole hall finally has no smell of wine, Xue'er wrinkled her nose and sniffed around like a hound, quite satisfied.
Needless to say, according to Ling'er's meaning, the three princes of the empire each took a group of people, and the three brothers divided into three roads and began the journey of recovering the rivers and mountains.
Ling'er gave an order, and ordered the Elder Qilian Mountain of the Wind and Thunder Sect to lead a group of disciples of the Wind and Thunder Sect to sweep the general rudder of the Jinxiu Mountain of the Southern Sect of the Heavenly Immortal Sect, fearing that Elder Qi would lose, all the elders of the Wind and Thunder Sect went with the army, and Ao Cen also sent five hundred dragon armor divine soldiers to help.
Elder Qi was originally an elder under the seat of Sun Hou, and the Splendid Mountain was the chief rudder of the Heavenly Netherworld Sect, and Elder Qi had been to this place countless times, and visiting it again was like going back to his own home.
The old horse knew the way, was familiar with the way, and soon captured the Heavenly Netherworld Sect's general rudder mountain gate, and the net who stayed at the mountain gate were some second-generation disciples of the Heavenly Netherworld Sect.
At this point, I finally know the origin of the flower platform, it turns out that the general helm of the Tianyin Sect is a Taoist temple, called the splendid Taoist temple, the host of the Taoist temple is a young Taoist girl named Painting Wushuang, painting Wushuang This person, who became a Taoist aunt at a young age, is said to be trapped by love, so it is quite sentimental, although he has become a Taoist aunt, he has become a person outside the party, but he has a virtue with Daiyu's sister, and likes to bury flowers!
There are many flowers and plants on the splendid mountain, the painting Wushuang has planted a lot of flowers and trees inside and outside the Taoist temple, whenever the flowers wither, the painting Wushuang will carry the hoe and bury the falling flowers in a valley, and later the valley of this burial flower built a high platform, it was called: Cover the flower platform! There are poems to prove this:
If the flowers bloom, don't wait for the flowers to fall and hate the sky.
Good luck and good fortune burial line, I marry with the sky!
This splendid valley, the terrain is dangerous, easy to defend and difficult to attack, and was later designed and robbed by Sun Hou, and it was also changed to the general rudder of the southern region of the Heavenly Underworld Sect, but the name of the flower platform was retained, and the painting Wushuang was later missing, and she also had two junior sisters, one called painting bones, and one called painting skin.
Painting skin is only sixteen years old girl, strong, unruly, after the fall of the Taoist temple, this girl is nowhere to be found, but the helm of the Heavenly Underworld Sect has been haunted every day for a period of time, ghosts and shadows, frightened the disciples of the Heavenly Underworld Sect panic, there is no way, Sun Hou invited a lot of Maoshan Taoist priests to do things to exorcise ghosts and ward off evil spirits, according to legend, the helm is haunted and the painting skin girl is quite related.
Later, the painted skin girl was reincarnated and met Pu Songling, and the two co-authored a book of heaven together: "Strange Tales from Liao Zhai", which has also become the pinnacle of folk legends!
After a few days of rest, Thunder reorganized the soldiers and horses, appointed Wuye Xiaoxiao as the commander of the three armies, and prepared to lead the troops to the Tianlu Empire to exterminate the old demon of Huanglong, in order to repay the revenge of the old demon Huang who secretly attacked Baihua Mountain.
The little sister without leaves is dressed in a military uniform, with long purple hair fluttering in the wind, the hilt of the Tianshuang Sword behind her has been replaced with a big red sword spike, and her pretty face is painted with light makeup, and she finally became the commander of the three armies, and the hundred flower flags behind her are also erected, it seems that this girl is going to the pinnacle of life!
Wuye has been serving Thunder, already like a maid next to Thunder, and now he has become the commander of the three armies on the East Road, holding his head high, full of ambition, Thunder only then found out that the girl without leaves is so beautiful!
Before the army was opened, four envoys from the dragon capital came to Lijing Wangcheng, and these envoys brought the letter of state of the Tianlu Empire, saying that it was a letter of state, but in fact it looked like a surrender document!
This is called handing over the letter of state, which is equivalent to the emperor in person, and the envoy is the emperor's representative.
The sentence of the national letter is somewhat obscure, but the general meaning is clear: the emperor of the Tianlu Empire is back in charge of the government, the ancestor of Huanglong sits in a dead pass, and is willing to rebuild a hundred years with Baihua Mountain, and the two counties of Yili and Yilan under Baihua Mountain are all owned by Baihuamen, and every year they subsidize Baihua Mountain, 100,000 taels of gold, 3 million taels of silver, and are willing to conclude a peace treaty with Baihua Mountain.
Sitting in the dead pass, which means that the rest of your life will not go out of the pass, to put it bluntly, it is a retreat to death, I don't know if the old demon of Huanglong can keep the loneliness, Yili and Yilan counties, are rich in the Yishui Basin, bordering Baihua Mountain, and these two counties are quite large, rich in products, famous fish and rice town.
So you see, if you have the ability, the gold and silver treasures will be automatically sent to the door, the battle of the Heavenly Dao Alliance has been famous all over the world, like the Tianlu Empire, it is a matter of time before the wind makes the rudder.
One of the imperial envoys looked like a leader, after reading the national letter, no leaves with his feet on the ground, his right hand slender five fingers were stretched, and he crushed the pipa bone on his left shoulder, the girl's face was like frost, her eyebrows were wrinkled into Sichuan characters, and she grabbed it, blood splashed, and her mouth scolded:
"Bastard, you sneak attack Baihua Mountain, slaughter the people of Baihuamen, and that's it!"
Which messenger was scratched by her and shattered the pipa bone, trembling in pain, but gritted his teeth and held on: "The master of the flower gate, all the soldiers who participated in the siege of the Baihua Gate back then were all deposed as commoners, disarmed and returned to the field, if the master of the flower gate does not believe it, he can send someone to the city of Longdu to count on the spot." β
His left shoulder was dripping with blood, and the trick of grabbing the pipa bone, Wuye had been practicing for many years, and he grabbed it, with a crisp sound, the messenger's left shoulder pipa bone connection, the bones were broken, but this person was quite hard, and as soon as he finished speaking, he stood on the ground with a frown covering his left shoulder, and he didn't say a word.
Thunder quietly stepped forward, put one hand on Wuye's shoulder, Wuye turned around, threw himself into his brother's arms, remembered the tragic situation of the dead sisters in the war, and immediately cried and whimpered, and then thought of Wuyan, he was embarrassed, and he was even more trembling crying.
Lei Ting persuaded softly: "Sister, you have to be forgiving and forgiving, the two families have concluded a peace treaty, and since then they have coexisted peacefully, this matter is very good, the old witch of Huanglong is the guardian ancestor of the empire, even if she is killed, she can't get back the lives of those dead sisters, sister, listen to my brother!"
Blind outsiders can sing, and they don't kill too much!
People have come to the door to beg for mercy, cut the land and pay compensation, the book has been written, give him a slope, let him borrow a donkey from the slope, but forget it, the grievances and hatreds that have lingered for thousands of years are over, besides, where are the soldiers and horses of the Tianlu Empire, the thunder is not in the eyes at all, and the old demon of the Yellow Dragon is nothing in the eyes of the thunder!
In Thunder's heart: If the leafless girl insists on his opinion, he will lead the troops to set foot in the Dragon Capital King City, Baihua Mountain is the smokeless mother's home, where the thunder mother-in-law is located, no one can bully!
After appeasing Wuye, I didn't expect Wuchen to come out, she was like the wind, holding a mallet in her hand that she didn't know where to find it, chasing the four messengers, coquettishly scolding, hi, waving the mallet, spanking the buttocks, and each of the four messengers knocked a few mallets on their buttocks!
The two countries exchanged troops and beat the messenger's buttocks, this thing is not good, Thunder hurriedly stepped forward and hugged Wuchen, threw himself in Thunder's arms, Wuchen also cried so much that the pear blossoms brought rain, Thunder fixed his eyes and looked, this wooden mallet is the one that Xue'er used to beat his clothes in his guest room.
Wuye also hugged Thunder, Wuchen also held Thunder, both girls buried their heads in Thunder's chest, hugged that tightly, envied the little fox, covered their mouths and said secretly in their hearts:
Hug which hug, hug my girl, I get on the sedan chair! This girl also has to find a chance, there is no opportunity to create opportunities, in front of the opportunity, everyone is equal, the opportunity is like the chest of the elder of Baihuashan Taiping, squeeze there will always be a da!
Conclude a peace treaty, to put it bluntly, it is to be surrendered, of course, you have to find an experienced veteran to go out, Ao Cen Pengzu has a broad vision, the two of them are familiar with the road in Longdu Wangcheng, which is the best candidate, bring two thousand dragon armor divine soldiers, and then bring a hundred female disciples under the Baihua Sect, the army is mighty, showing the majesty of the Heavenly Dao Alliance, and the soldiers and horses are ready to go to the Dragon Capital King City on a certain day.
But Wuye and Wuchen are killed and don't go to Longdu King City, they think that it's not fun to write a peace treaty by surrendering, it's fun to kill people next to Brother Thunder, Brother Thunder wants to attack the Demon Domain, cut off a monkey head from Sun Hou, without these two girls, how can it be done, who will wash his pants!
Thunder is planning to do this, but to go to the Demon Domain, not to exterminate the inhabitants of the Demon Domain, but to find Sun Hou to avenge the revenge of the first generation, the Demon Domain Forest is dark and gloomy, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, and he must act in a low-key manner, so it is impossible to bring the soldiers and horses of the Heavenly Dao Alliance, the little fox thinks that her brother Huo Qilin has already chased after him with a hundred iron-eating beast soldiers, and he will definitely be able to find out the movements of the Demon Army at that time.
Seven years later, the great revenge will be avenged! Thunder's current problem is to choose who to go to the Demon Domain.
Don't want a veteran, Thunder is now the god of thunder is reincarnated, demons and monsters are not afraid of anything, to put it bluntly, it is to study these girls around you and see who they bring!
The six girls around Thunder, if Tingting is counted, it is seven golden flowers!
Seven golden flowers, Tingting is a bright little golden flower, the root of the thunder god hammer, that designated to take her, sitting in the hall of the thunder guest room, slowly glanced at the women around her, Wuye and Wuchen, the two little girls who wash their pants, needless to say, must be brought, a few others, plus which one wants to marry, the little girl who mends the knife, there are four girls in total, very entangled, Thunder has not yet spoken, the little fox suddenly stood up, and shouted in a coquettish voice:
"Brother Thunder is going to the Demon Scorpion City to suppress bandits, needless to say, a long journey, the road is extremely long, this way, it is estimated that it is a mountain road, rugged, extremely difficult to walk, if there are too many people, it will form an unnecessary burden, so, about the question of candidates, I have something to say!"
Speaking of this, the little fox raised his right hand in the air with a calm expression:
"Brother, the Demon Domain Bandits, the stakes are very high, the first one, you must take me!"
Take me, these three words The little fox's tone was aggravated, and he shouted extremely loudly, and after speaking, he pursed his lips and sneered: "In this way, I will give you a simple math problem that a three-year-old child will do, brother and sister, if you answer correctly, my little fox will immediately return to Baitiao City, and I will never regret it, if you can't answer, I will follow Brother Thunder to the Demon Domain, and no one is allowed to gossip!"
Tingting also laughed: "Sister Fox, you have the ability to be four years old!"
The little fox's left eye blinked quietly, the corners of her mouth curled, and a small pear vortex flashed out on her pink left cheek: "Listen up!
Tingtingqi said: "Sister Fox, how do they get into the car!"
The little fox ignored her and giggled, "Have you remembered everything?"
All the women were bowing their heads and pulling their fingers, Murong Qiu ran to get a notebook, and took a brush to pull on the notebook, this guy frowned, looking like he was going to solve a complicated math problem.
Seeing that everyone was concentrating on calculating for a long time, it was almost over, and the little fox laughed: "Then the question is, what I want to ask you is, you all listen well, Brother Thunder, you also listen well, this bus that pulls animals, which is a few cars!"
It's very simple, as the title says, how many cars are there to run this car.
Murong Qiu has already drawn cats, dogs, and all kinds of animal legs in the book, and after drawing the legs, Murong Qiu began to draw eyes, which blind parrot is really not very good at drawing, fortunately, Murong girl has practiced painting since she was a child, and the little fox problem came out, it seems to be a rush to answer the question, women, look at me, I look at you, look at each other, how many cars, how many cars are there?
Thunder was even more confused: How many cars are there? Uh, Nani, whatever! What did the little fox just say? In a hurry, Thunder blurted out Japanese.
The little fox pursed his lips and smiled again: "Haven't you heard of it, in 2020, that year, the Year of the Rat, the first snow fell in June, a little later than before, there is a popular proverb on the street, the second car parked on the eighth floor, took away the last falling yellow leaves!"
Xue'er covered her mouth and laughed, and then sang: "You are like a butterfly flying around, swaying in the snowy season! Little fox, all rights reserved, do you pay, just sing blindly! You have crossed over, is there a car in Pangea, you just make it up, brother, you see, look, this girl is making it up, like words, like words!"
In fact, the little fox really didn't make it up, and the story about the two-way car is like this:
The owner lived on the eighth floor, the eighth floor of the eighth floor, the eighth floor is a place name, there is an autumn, I was cooking Shell instant noodles in the room, there was a quick knock on the door, open the door and take a look, there was a red-faced big-eyed long-haired beauty standing outside the door, her eyes seemed to be a little short-sighted, panting:
Your daughter was hit by a car downstairs, hurry downstairs and take a look!"
Life and death are on the line, human life is at stake, I and my big-eyed sister ran to the first floor, down the stairs, running out of breath, and suddenly a spirit suddenly hit my brain: "Hey, eldest sister, auntie, no, I don't have my surname Liu, my surname is Zhang, I am Zhang Tianai, I am really Zhang Tianai!"
has almost run to the first floor, this long-haired sister's face turned green when she heard this, and her big eyes widened, which two handsome and swarthy eyes instantly looked like an authentic Northeast silly roe deer:
"Why didn't you say it earlier! You love who I am! You are Zhang Tianshuai and his sister, right?"
I'm not his sister, I'm his brother who can't beat him, eldest sister, don't look at me with long hair, wearing a pair of high-waisted stockings, dressed like a demon, in fact, people are pure masters!
The old mother was heartbroken for my life's events, and then there was really no way, the old mother spoke: Son, it's really not good, you also find someone to marry, you are twisting in front of me every day, and the old lady is upset!
Hey, sister, don't go, look at my hairy legs, I stretch out my paws, the story is very long, sister, don't go!
My name is Zhang Tianai, my brother's name is Zhang Tianshuai, and my father's name is Wei Jianguo! As for why my father's old man's surname is Wei, why, how do I know, it is most likely because my grandfather is also surnamed Wei!
Is there still a problem, I'm tired, I walked slowly upstairs along the stairs, walked to the second floor, and suddenly another excitement came to my mind: "Oh Mom, Lao Tzu has no daughter!"
The fire for cooking instant noodles has not been turned off, so I hurriedly ran home, running too quickly, the long-waisted stockings were opened at the thighs, and Taobao's group of gank merchants suddenly woke up:
"Not only does Lao Tzu have no daughter, do I have a wife, am I worthy, Lao Tzu has always been a bachelor!"
I've been single for many years, in fact, I also want to get married, walked to the window and looked downstairs, just to see the second car just left the platform, the whistle mooed, at this time is gradually moving away.
This is the story of the second road car, the old driver who drove the car, it is said that he is the same as the author, he is also a farmer with red seedlings, that is not a fly, his name is Daolang, the little fox shook his head, and his face was calm: "Do you understand!
Didn't answer correctly, so the little fox had to bring it, and Murong Qiu, who was making up for the knife, had to bring it, she had a lot of strength, Ling'er and Xue'er were Thunder's wives who hadn't passed the door, it would be a pity not to bring them, and finally, Thunder went to the Demon Domain to behead Sun Hou Monkey's head, with seven golden flowers by his side!
The candidates are all set, but Thunder is not in a hurry, take the women around in the Lijing King City, a busy scene outside the Lijing City, countless farmers, countless ploughing cattle, are reclaiming the land outside the city, seize the time to carry out spring sowing operations, this season, an inch of time and an inch of gold, the cuckoo has been calling non-stop in the branches, the spring sowing is a little too late, many imperial soldiers have taken off their armor and plunged into the farmland, the whole Lijing City, a busy scene.
After a few days, all kinds of grass seedlings outside Lijing City sprouted, and they were verdant green as far as the eye could see.
Spring is full of joy, the farmland is full of vitality and prosperity, who would have thought that half a month ago, this was a bloody battlefield where the two armies fought desperately!
The battle in front is going smoothly, the good news is frequent, the three princes of the empire led the troops all the way to triumphantly, conquering the city, where the three armies passed, the autumn wind swept the leaves, and several cities were recovered in a few days, and some of the cities were empty of enemy garrisons, almost without a fight.
Finally to go on an expedition to the Demon Domain, the women began to pack up, the leafless girl was the most active, not only brought two coffins, but also brought several deerskin boxes, these deerskin boxes are hand-sewn, exquisite workmanship, deerskin patterns are particularly gorgeous, Tingting Qi said:
"Sister Wuye, what are you carrying so many deerskin boxes?"
Wuye smiled faintly: "What else can you load, collect the equipment dropped by fighting monsters!"
According to the plan, two coffins were brought, one of which was used to hold a good monkey head of Sun Hou, and the other was used as a substitute for the first coffin in case of emergency.
This Demon Domain Expeditionary Force, a group of eight people, Thunder is a freshly baked genuine Thor, the six girls are all as bright as flowers, even Xiao Tingting is pretty and abnormal, eight people stand in front of Master Xinmei, the god of the empire's living totem is dazzling, leisurely fascinated, I can't wait to put on the armor, paint a heavy makeup, and follow Brother Thunder to the Demon Domain!
The delicate body twisted, the big river flowed eastward, hey, hey,
Naturally, the six girls argued about the vehicle, some said to ride a horse, some said to ride a carriage, and Cher said that the flying camel flies fast, and the Pegasus is also good. In the end, the girls all looked at Lei Ting, Lei Ting knew that he couldn't be the master, his eyes dodged, pretended to be deaf and dumb, looked forward and backward, looked left and right, and said that his uncle, his uncle, the bench, were all wood, and finally Miss Murong Qiu made a final decision:
Stepping on the big white horse, the horse walks the world, the left leads the yellow, the right Qingcang, a battle flag blows in the wind, sings all the way, jumps all the way, sings and laughs into the sky, the road of life, pulsatilla, picks up the gun and warms the wine to cut Huaxiong, will enter the wine, happy and free, where there is no grass at the end of the world, I hold the gold bottle and smile to the sky!
Zhuangxing wine is indispensable, Master Xinmei held a pair of jade wine bowls, a touch of expectation in his eyes, three bowls of soju in his stomach, thunder and a little drunk, not afraid, as the saying goes:
Lanling wine tulips, jade bowl golden cup amber light.
The end of the world, drunk and drunk!
Finally about to embark on the journey, the real β journey I., the whole Lijing King City, the people are all pouring out of the city, the ten-mile long street is full of farewell crowds, the head of the black pressure is pressing, and the big river flows eastward.
A group of veterans came to say goodbye to Thunder, holding a hand of Thunder, Xiao Feng, the ancestor of the Xiao family, shed sad tears again, because of Ling'er, she has already regarded Thunder as a family member, loves the house and Wu, and is particularly rare for Thunder, which Bai Baihua Sect female disciples have been following Wuye, since abandoning the battle of Tingshan, until they fought outside the city of Lijing Wangcheng, the vicious battle has been fought for seven years, and now, the parting is imminent, the Thunder Eight are about to go on an expedition to the Demon Domain, and the girls are crying a lot.
Wuye and Wuchen can only persuade one by one: Don't be afraid, you just concentrate on going to Longdu to be surrendered, there is Brother Thunder, we go to the Demon Domain, that is, to take a leisurely stroll, harvest the head, Sun Hou Lu Bo is exhausted, everyone should not panic, maybe you can return to China next week, return to China next week!
There is no need to say too much, a sentence at a critical moment!
Looking at the eager and expectant eyes of the masses, tears gradually blurred their eyes, and they were moved from the bottom of their hearts, and the masses of the people were the guarantee of victory!
Let's all work together to suffocate our dreamsγγγγ β
This shout, the sound penetrates the nine skies, shouts magnificently and splendidly, shouts shocking the world, shouts to wake up from a spring dream, shouts the toad under the rockery of Huaqing Pond jumped onto the peony pavilion, shouting out a strong aristocratic atmosphere, the people of Lijing and all the soldiers raised their right fists above their heads, and shouted loudly in oath:
"Suffocated for dreams, suffocated for dreams, suffocated for dreamsγγγγ β
The little fox raised his little pink fist and shouted a few more words: Draw a cake, fill your hunger, make a PPT!
Red flags, gongs and drums, what a grand scene, later Master Xinmei took this as the background, specially invited the court painters to paint an oil painting, the name of the oil painting is called: "The Journey β of the Demon Domain Ten Miles to Send Away", and later, it became a series, farewell series of oil paintings.
There will be a lot of oil paintings in this series in the future, but this first oil painting has become a rare treasure of the town, and has been hanging in the main hall of the Lijing Palace.
The handsome man and the beautiful woman straddled out of the city, the target was due south, and it was all the way to the south, the little fox had already let the dungeon demon soldiers capture the map, and every level, every castle, and every intersection to the demon domain were all clearly marked on the map.
He didn't look back at a step, walked dozens of miles, passed by a crooked river, the cold wind blew, the thunder finally got drunk, he neither vomited, nor said nonsense, but behaved strangely, jumped off the horse, the river was still very cold, this guy popped, jumped straight into the river, picked up a big stone from the river, the water drenched on the shore, and respectfully placed the stone on the embankment.
After putting the stone, he wiped it on the stone with the cuffs of his robe, splashing the water, walked over and grabbed Wuchen's arm, stared at Wuchen with a pair of big eyes, and shouted in a hissing voice:
Needless to say, there is no smoke in the Hundred Flowers Mountain, a generation of Hundred Flowers Sect Master, that is: the top spot!"
After speaking, he pressed Wuchen's shoulders with both hands, Wuchen's face instantly turned red with shame, and he sat on the stone obediently, the stone was still wet, and Wuchen couldn't help but snort lightly.
Sitting on the stone, although his buttocks were cold and not very comfortable, Wuchen was secretly thinking in his heart: Brother Thunder, the time and place are all wrong, what kind of plane are you doing!
The elder brother's mood was unstable again, Ling'er and Xue'er hurriedly stepped forward to drag him away, Murong Qiu grabbed Lei Ting's body and helped him onto the horse, Xue'er found a belt, tied him to the horse, and lay on the horse's back, Lei Ting muttered in his mouth, listen carefully, it turned out to be singing a song:
Rank officials, aha, I am Fengyang Xiaohua, the emperor asked me to be a concubine, don't go, resign, Jinluan Palace is not my home, I would rather go to the end of the world with a stick, Anlala, there is a woman on Huangquan Road!
This is Fengyang's famous song called Hua Song, the tune is tactful and poignant, Fengyang, a remote town on the left bank of Huaishui, the local people are fierce, the farmer's slack season, drag the children and daughters, and the ancestral group asks for food!
Look at the little fox dizzy: Blind brother, where is the dustless girl like a smokeless sister, first of all, she is not like a tall, she is a little short, and I am almost the same!
Thinking about it, the little fox straightened his delicate body, and continued to sum up in his heart: It seems that I also have to dye my long purple hair, the red hair is too conspicuous, at a glance, I know that I am a fire fox!
I haven't seen a daughter-in-law and a seat, and it's not Shuibo Liangshan!
Xue'er thought that her brother's speech was ugly, a wet towel was stuffed in Lei Ting's mouth, and his mouth was blocked, so it was boring, and he went down to the river and soaked in cold water, and the strength of the wine was almost gone, and Lei Ting finally fell asleep.
But his body was still wet with water, Xue'er's two eyebrows wrinkled again, anyway, how uncomfortable it looked, he quickly found a bath towel from his luggage, wiped Lei Ting up and down, grabbed the mud on the stone with ten fingers of both hands, and carefully wiped it clean.
Miss Xue'er's cleanliness, the author doesn't know how to define cleanliness, I remember the sophomore year, the brother who lives in my upper bunk, washes his feet twice a month, it's too luxurious, our housekeeper said that he has some cleanliness habits, and the other roommates all echo the voice, I really can't look down on it, and then I said: Brothers, I don't know anything else, but you have some deep misunderstanding of the word cleanliness!
Cleanliness should be obsessive-compulsive disorder, the author has five cats at home, and he has to use a high-power vacuum cleaner to mop the floor four or five times a day.
My little cousin has a corn on her foot, and when my aunt found out that the situation was wrong, my little cousin has been around this corn, persevering for more than two months, every night before going to bed, must be carefully picked for half an hour, what blood, it hurts her tears, but, the road of life, there are always some bumps, there are always some bumps, just see who can bear it!
By the way, no one is allowed to sit on my little cousin's bed, not even her biological parents!
In fact, Miss Xue'er is not a cleanliness fetish, she just loves to be clean, in the sequel of Thor, Xue'er girl strode to the pinnacle of life, after the wedding, withered forks and dry forks, and gave birth to three daughters to Thunder in a row, that small day, think about it, too busy to mention pants, how to cleanliness!
This way to the south, it's not too pleasant, it's more chic than stepping on a horse to take Xue'er to Xiaocheng, think about it, the six young girls around you, the ring fat swallow thin, the warbler song and swallow dance, the silver tube flower, this small day passes, Thunder also particularly cherishes today's time, after many years of travel to the underworld, if you don't cherish the good time in front of you, it is an elm pimple!
After seven years of hard waiting, Xiao Tingting now understands her brother's mind very well, and basically no longer falls into the ground, but speaks for Lei Ting, and looks much more well-behaved.
All the way to the south, the first to pass through must be the territory of the North Nose Empire, the imperial princes have led troops to recover a lot of land, each city has set up a reception station, where the thunder and his party passed, the masses are welcome in the middle of the road, just like the Qianlong Emperor drove the southern tour!
knows how to pretend to be stupid, life can be comfortable, what the girls argue about, Thunder promises never to participate, not to interject, not to talk much, under normal circumstances, is not to say a word.
Everything must be argued clearly, the more the reason is debated, the clearer it is, and only in this aspect of eating, the six girls have rare unified opinions, for example, this restaurant, there are eight dishes that everyone has not eaten, there is no room for negotiation, the little fox called over to the restaurant owner: "Little second brother, please do all these eight dishes well, serve them respectfully, you must use traditional craftsmanship, traditional ingredients, to ensure authenticity, authenticity, one less process, take you to ask!"
The daughter of the richest man in the world has spoken, whether she knows it or not, mainly depends on her temperament! Look, look, this beautiful girl, when she sits in the hall, Erlang's legs are cocked, she is radiant, and the whole small restaurant is bright!
The eight people quickly walked out of the territory of Beibi, and further south, they were faced with a piece of water town Zeguo, known as the eight hundred miles of water, that is the Holy Leech Empire!
Needless to say, there are water networks and lakes everywhere, not afraid, Xue'er and Wuye immediately hired a big boat, eight people and all the people and horses got on the boat, the big boat swayed, chopping waves, and sailed into the royal city of the center of the Holy Leech Empire in a few days, the legend of the Holy Leech City!
This royal city is built in the water town and lake, the royal city buildings are all made of huge logs, the log is the foot of the house, the whole royal city also has countless long streets, the long streets are all paved with wooden planks, so, in addition to the sound of the lake under the feet, and the city on land is not much different.
The kingdom is no longer there, the royal city has been broken, but you can still see the prosperous scene of this royal city, now, the city is lined with shops, there are still a lot of city people, the kingdom is not there, there is no need to pay the poll tax, people come and go, all kinds of merchants shuttle around the royal city, the crowd is bustling, everyone is busy making money, here has become the largest merchant place in the southern region of Pangu!
Eight people sit in the most luxurious hotel in the Holy Leech King City, the little fox ordered a table full of dishes, eight hundred miles of water, here the lake is fresh everywhere, many aquatic products on the table are thunder do not know, a lot of lake fresh are all strange shapes, placed in the center of the table, which is the most famous local dish, tourists must order, the hotel maid has been delicately reported the name of the dish: fried leeche!
This little girl shouted the name of the dish: fried leeches! The little girl looks only sixteen years old, with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, a delicate voice, shouting pleasantly, I don't know the index finger is moving, just listen to the name, fried leeches, it is estimated that it is also a fragrant good thing, I really want to eat it.
Leeches are also leeches, can you eat this thing, before the chopsticks are lowered, the thunder wants to vomit.
However, the crayfish here is particularly big! And the practice of this hotel is not spicy, but spicy crayfish, which tastes extraordinarily delicious, looking at this big table of lake freshness, Lei Ting turned his head and asked: This little sister, do you have any vegetarian dishes here!
Which little maid was confused when she heard this: "Little brother, this big table of lake fresh, why do you still want to be vegetarian, Anla, I can give you a big bowl of pimple soup, vegetarian very, this season, you came by coincidence, our store also has an instant famous dish, leeches sassia, leeches in season are exceptionally sweet and fat, after the season, you can't eat it this year, do you want to taste it!"
The little fox shuddered when he heard this, Sashimi, its grandmother's, the fat leech, to be dipped in the eighty-two year wasabi, and then with a bottle of French standard Bordeaux red wine, or a bottle of ace of spades, the ultimate in luxury, this is a raw leech, the rich French nobles of the Great Celestial Empire love to eat like this, my grandmother, the daughter of the richest man in the world, can't be so extravagant, her father has a lot of surplus grain, and it is okay to fund the Heavenly Dao League to fight, but it can't be spent casually, shook his head, there was no basin on the ground, he endured it and didn't vomit, turned his head and said to the little maid οΌ
"Little sister, you hurry up and let the kitchen make a big pot of pimple soup, three people, you must be vegetarian, the more vegetarian the better, just put more coriander and chives, hurry up!"
This little girl has a southern accent, and she is a typical southern water town girl, her skin is as white as snow, she is extremely delicate, and she has a slender little body, but she talks a little too much: "Okay! Little brother, don't you order anything else!" We also have Jiangnan roast suckling pig, this kind of pig, the meat is delicious, especially the internal organs, it is delicious, little brother, do you want to roast one and serve it!"
Thunder's face turned green when he heard this: "I'm a vegetarian, a vegetarian, a vegetarian, a little sister!"
Sent away this mouthy little maid, everyone began to taste these colorful lake fresh, tasted a bite of fried leeches, Xiao Tingting caught a lobster, and ate it very skillfully.
Thunder, Wuye and Wuchen were all vegetarians, and they watched the five of them feast.
Thunder is also hungry, isn't this forcing himself to be a vegetarian, a large table of dishes, it seems that there are few vegetarian dishes, look left, look right, only a bowl of soup looks like vegetarian dishes.
Hurry up and ask the little fox, the fox girl grabbed a handful of white porcelain spoons, pretended to taste two bites, turned her head and shouted: "Brother, shrimp, shrimp, brother!"
Thunder immediately frowned when he heard this: "Alas, alas, little fox, like words, I'm just letting you taste whether it's a vegetarian dish, how can you scold people!"
Murong Qiu grabbed a huge ugly braised big fish head, and was smacking, it is said that this fish head is a mandarin fish head, one of the four most precious fish heads in the Holy Leech Empire, Murong Qiu was very relished, and suddenly said at this time: "It's really blind, brother, this is the most famous freshwater small white shrimp, specially used to make soup, and the soup it cooks is the most fresh and sweet, but this is also a meat dish!"
Swallowed a mouthful of saliva, oh, it turned out to be shrimp soup! Why didn't you say it earlier, after a long time, which mouthy little maid finally brought a big pot of pimple soup to the table, don't say it, drink the soup!
After eating, a group of people wait to sit on the sofa in the hotel lobby to serve tea, the tea leaves in the leech king city are authentic water tea, this tea tree grows in the swamp, the tea leaves are picked when the tea tree blooms, and the flowers and leaves are processed into tea cakes together, and the tea brewed is fragrant and fragrant, and there is an exotic flavor.
is chatting, elated, two dragon armor scout brother from Lijing King City came to report the news, the scout brother is riding a Pegasus to fly to the Leech Empire, Pegasus flying extremely fast, these two and the little fox are a little familiar, in fact, there is no military situation, Ao Cen Pengzu has already set off to the Dragon Capital King City to be surrendered, and it is going well, however, these two dragon armor big brothers have brought a great joy in Baitiao City:
Murong Chun's eldest daughter, Murong Qiu's eldest nephew, the eldest niece of the fire fox, the eldest princess of the fire unicorn, and the little girl of the fire and snow smoke, finally spoke recently, and her speech was clear and neat!
This is a great joy! Sent away the two scout brothers, Thunder danced happily, the little girl can finally speak, earlier than which Thor biography writer Mengshi Seven spoke, that kid only learned to speak at the age of seven, and has always been proud, this is ashamed!
The little fox sat on the sofa, holding his stomach with both hands, frowning, and excited!
Tingtingqi said: "Sister Fox, what are you going to do, what are you doing!"
The little fox pouted: "It's okay, I just have a sore brain!", said, bowed his head and frowned, his hands tightly covered his stomach, and he looked pained.
Thunder sighed, a glance of surprise: "Ah, are you the braincase! Look at the position you cover, casually think about it, it should be an appendix!"
The little fox sighed again, tears came out of his eyes, the tears came too suddenly, the small and cute pointed chin shook, already crying, in the blink of an eye, the tears were hazy, a plunge, the delicate body threw herself into the arms of the thunder, the tears on the face, no longer crying:
"Brother, you are talking nonsense, medical terms, which place should be called: the pylorus of the large intestine! What are you talking about, does the appendix have anything to do with this, I don't cover my stomach, I scratch myself fiercely, and it hurts in my brain!"
As he spoke, he raised his head and cried bitterly: "Brother, I miss two little nieces!"
When I thought of the two little nieces of the twins, who were like flowers and jade, I hadn't seen them for half a year, the little fox hugged the thunder neck and cried wow, and I don't know where so many tears came from, crying pitifully, but in the bottom of my heart, I was secretly thinking: Finally let this girl seize the opportunity!
The skull really hurts, Lei Ting looked at the delicate little fox in his arms, and persuaded softly: "Who doesn't want to, I want to too, the two girls are so cute, come, brother help you rub it!"
Throwing himself into the arms of Thunder, smelling the strong young man's breath on his body, his head was dizzy, not to mention, his head was really a little painful, Brother Thunder spoke softly, and the little fox snorted sweetly.
Miss Xue'er looked at all this coldly, and snorted coldly: "You two don't act, there is no script, lack of acting skills, have you participated in the third training class of Huayi, acting is not like it at all, look, one is holding her stomach and saying that her head hurts, crying like a real one, the other is nothing to be courteous, you want to help her rub it, brother!
Tingting shouted in a coquettish voice: "Brother, Sister Fox's head hurts, how do you rub her thighs!"
Make up a good knife, in a word, like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, thunder heard a sound, jumped up from the sofa, in the blink of an eye, has jumped on the floor in the middle of the living room, the world has three fears, as the saying goes: the mouth of the crocodile, the girl's legs, the most afraid of Shanxi called the donkey bright feet!
In a hurry, he snorted and shouted: "Nonsense! Nonsense! Incoherent! Medical terminology, this is called: Boringaer!"
Thunder thought to himself: Dead girl! Why don't you worry, make this joke!
However, the girl's head hurts, you rub her Bolinggayer, is there something wrong!
Bolingaer, the title of the book is called the knee, this position, it should not have much to do with the braincase, however, the tendons are connected to the tendons, maybe the knee pain will cause nervous tension, even with the braincase also hurts, there is this may, these medical things, the author is not a Mongolian doctor, just a little understanding.
The human brain can't be Infinitus, and the Encyclopedia Britannica can't know everything.
It is really comfortable to rub Bolinggai by hand, in a relaxed posture, which is a floating bone plate, gently rub it, the round bone plate slides up and down, left and right, so wonderful, so comfortable, the fox girl has not finished enjoying it, she was thrown on the sofa by the thunder, and quickly sat up straight, but she had a pink pretty face and a red face, looking particularly charming and charming.
Turned his head and glared at Xue'er fiercely: Dead girl! You hug every day if you want to, kiss on a blind date, run on a blind date, run on a blind date, don't say hello, kiss your face is full of saliva, someone said you, as the saying goes, a full sister doesn't know that a hungry sister is hungry! I finally caught a chance, you will spoil my good thing! Dead girl, am I easy, don't give me face, stingy ghost, pick the door!
The little fox pouted, looking aggrieved, Xue'er quickly pinned her face to the sky, hum!
Sister Ao Er doesn't know that Sister Hungry Sister is hungry, this saying comes from the new generation of feminist writers in Demon Scorpion City, a new fantasy author, pen name Demon Domain Little Red Lips, Ba Bo Er Ben Zhi Kou, Ba Bo Er Ben Little Sister also has a brother who has been lost for many years and is in a foreign land, called Ben Bo Erba!
Spoiler alert, Ba Bo Er Ben and Ben Bo Er Ba brother and sister, in the next chapter, will appear in an atypical posture in the Demon Domain, salute feminism, salute... οΌ
About love, fox girl, where is it, you are not right, love has one of the biggest special attributes: serious exclusivity!
Sister Ling'er is good, generous, the stomach can support the boat, it's okay at night, the little fox took the initiative to help Ling'er wash her hair, Ling'er's hair has all become colorful, this colorful long hair, the color is flying, beautiful and unique, and the little fox is very envious!
Don't be afraid, immediately pestered Ling'er to dye her long red hair, half of it was dyed purple, red and purple, and it was particularly pleasing to the eye, and I took a picture in front of the mirror for a long time, this is so good-looking!
The thief eyebrows and rat eyes brocade clothes walk at night, this kind of stupid little fox doesn't do it, Brother Thunder is reading in the candlelight, the candle flame is swaying, reflecting his face like a sculpture, shaking a long hair, walking around the side of Thunder left and right several times, the fragrant wind is gusting, Xi Xi is dizzy, Brother Thunder didn't raise his head, the fox girl secretly scolded in her heart: Brother Thunder, you little stick mallet in Linggu!
This imperial city, not to mention, the water and the sky, the white waterscape, is really a good place for a leisurely vacation, if you want to fish, there are countless shops selling fishing tackle on the street, the water play program is also colorful, there are also a lot of small islands in the water pool, many small islands have been developed into entertainment venues, all the girls are happy, Linggu small stick mallet with eight female disciples quickly traveled all over the city!
Not only did they travel all over the city, but they also ate all kinds of delicacies in the city, and Little Fox and Murong Qiu ate them all.
I had so much fun, I almost forgot about the business, more than ten days later, Thunder slapped his head, ouch, let's go on an expedition to the Demon Domain, this is looking for Sun Hou to take revenge, hurry up and pack up, continue to explore south, lead the horse to get off the boat, the more south, the higher the altitude, the temperature gradually decreases, after entering the mountains, in a trance, it seems to have come to winter, and the sky began to see the flying snowflakes.
The oncoming mountains, the mountains are ten thousand high, the birds are extinct, I see, the mountains, the mountains, the mountains and rivers, the vastness is boundless!
Yalasuo, such a big mountain, look carefully, the mountains and rivers are continuous, the vast wasteland, as if uninhabited, this is the Yanshan Mountain Range at the junction of the Pangu Southern Continent and the Demon Domain!
In the land of Yanshan, there are nine months of snow in a year to cover the mountain, not to mention the shadow of the person, you can't see the shadow of the bird, known as: the birds of the thousand mountains fly away, and the traces of people disappear!
Thousands of mountains and birds fly away, thousands of paths and people disappear, look back at the dust, floating a piece of snow.
Sometimes looking at yourself in the mirror, admiring the five bodies to the ground, God, at this time, the midnight bell rings, the timing is just right, I quietly asked: Magic mirror, magic mirror, secretly tell me, how am I so talented!
Between the mountains and mountains, the forest path twists and turns, the mountain road in the fold eighteen bends, and occasionally there are piles of snow that have not melted for many years, Thunder takes all the women to dismount and walk, the mountain road bends, a group of eight people, winding forward, as the little fox said: Brother Thunder, the journey of the Demon Domain, the road is far away, this way, a long journey, walk all the mountain roads!
All the women have changed into brand new winter clothes, although the colors are different, but all of them are extremely bright, the deerskin boots on their feet are also colorful, the deerskin boots creak on the snow, the thunder is not afraid of the cold, or a white robe, a young man in a white robe, standing tall, with a firm look in his eyes, an unpredictable faint smile at the corner of his mouth, suddenly it is still the appearance of Longcheng back then.
It's just that the hair is cut short, this is for Sun Hou to cut his hair short, cut off his concern, cut a love-hate entanglement, cut his hair short, no other thoughts, just want to send Sun Hou back to his hometown, cut it into a small flat head, looks simple, neat, capable and stylish, and energetic.
Xue'er shaves him every day, even his entire cheeks are shaved clean, his chin has been shaved a little blue, Xue'er shaved, the little fox is also eager to try, but unfortunately he is not proficient, the razor is shaken, and the left cheek of the thunder is shaved open by the little fox twice, fortunately, he carries 75 degrees of medical alcohol with him, the treasure of emergency, smeared a little, and it is fine.
After walking for a few days, one morning, a high mountain lies in front of everyone, this mountain is half a head higher than the mountains next to it, the mountain is green pines and cypresses, lush, but it is a good place that is not met in a hundred miles.
The road under the mountain seems to be quite smooth, the mountain breeze blows, all the women are in a rare mood, walking, a tall pine tree on the side of the road, this pine tree, the crown is tall, a branch on the side covers the road under the pine, under the pine tree, there are two little road boys!
Two Taoist children, one left and one right, a man and a woman, are about seven or eight years old, they are about the same height as Tingting, the two of them are dressed in cyan robes, black long hair shawl, and they are holding a gray whisk in their right hands.
Gently brushing the dust in his hand, the boy said: "Panasonic breeze!"
The female Taoist boy also brushed the dust in her hand, and her voice was crisp: "Panasonic Mingyue!"
The two of them have immature voices, articulate voices, shouting crisp and continuous, it sounds quite interesting, stopped on the road, it certainly doesn't look like a robbery, who will send two children to rob!
Which female Taoist boy immediately responded: "The bright moon shines in the sky!"
The two of them all have a small face, looking very serious, to the mountain song, the little fox really can't help it, the poetry is great, if this is not right, but let the two little Taoist children look at it, this Yanshan Mountain Range is inaccessible, and suddenly two small Taoist children appeared, it is estimated that it is the disciple of the world's master, people fight for a breath, the tree lives a skin, and the sister is the little fox of the Wolf Tooth Fort for a thousand years!
Who is the little fox, the daughter of the richest man in the world, a master of mental arithmetic, the chief staff officer of the Heavenly Dao League, a peerless national soldier, Wen Taowu strategy, get on the horse and lead the troops to kill the enemy, and dismount and chant poems against it!
The figure flashed, rushed forward, and ran in front of the two children, and shouted in a coquettish voice:
"Laughing at the bright moon shining on the South Bridge, I am higher than the Tiangong test! White Qiu Horse, Golden Bottle, Left Yellow, Right Qingcang, Spring Breeze All the Way Oleander, Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms Ten Miles Jiao, Look at the Red Apricot Out of the Wall, Extraordinarily Enchanting!"
Good words, peerless good words! It is comparable to the Southern Song Dynasty poet Qingzhao β€Lee, especially the sentence in the words: I am higher than the heavenly princess. The fox girl is the star of the flower, the city is red-faced, both civil and military, versatile, and the pillars of the country!
I think there was an American green card Chinese, a top technician in a nail salon, a loyal fan of the story club, Sister Feng, and I also compared myself to Sister Qingzhao, I think it, I woke up from a spring dream, leaning on the railing, the beacon smoke, the dark clouds above my head are like ink, Mo Dao does not kill the soul, the withered vines and old trees are faint crows, the small bridge and flowing water IKEA, miserable and miserable relatives, what a tragic word, which is the worst time that Miss Li Qingzhao was hacked.
After shouting, she held back her laughter, and the fox girl held back her face purple, and asked in a coquettish voice:
"Little brother, little sister, talk to my sister, and then what!"
Which boy has been stunned by this poem! This sister who wrote the poem is also too beautiful! In a trance, I thought of the famous poem: A Chinese ghost story stands in front of her, and the beautiful Jiangnan Raven Mountain!
The corners of the female Taoist boy's mouth curled, her eyebrows bent, her face was instantly sprinkled with a smile, and bending over was a blessing: "Lei Gongzi, the breeze and the bright moon are ordered by the Lord of Liuguan, and I have been waiting for you here for a long time, my master is cooking tea and wine in the Raven Temple, Lei Gongzi, and come with me!"
Raven view, built in the middle of this mountain, this mountain, the main peak of the Yanshan Mountain Range, the altitude is extremely high, known as the eight hundred miles of raven but the mountain, so it is also called the crow mountain!
On the Raven Mountain, lush, lush vegetation, and the high mountains next to it seem to be a little incompatible, Yan Sanpi settled here, it is also a fancy here, he is a cultivator of immortals, although a belly of eloquence, but since the battle outside the city of Xiaocheng, has not gone down the mountain for many years.
But even if some people are in the boudoir, they also know the general trend of the world, and they can look at the thatched house without leaving home, and they can look at the thatched house, wave their sleeves, and the ashes will disappear between the trees, the lupine scarf, the rain break, the blink of an eye, the Central Plains, the three points of the world, is the gold will always shine slowly, and many sentimental women go to Yihong Courtyard, and the good wine hidden in the deep alley will precipitate and exude a wisp of fragrance over time.
Don't be impatient, good wine is fragrant, young people have to learn to wait, you have learned how to wait, by the way, you have slowly learned to be patient, patience is an excellent quality, especially as a good family man, just like Wu Erlang's brother, you must learn how to be patient, you must spend your life slowly in patience, open your eyes, close your eyes, change to me, both eyes are closed, and no one pours you arsenic frost.
Lu Yao knows the horsepower, see the hearts of the people for a long time, wine and meat through the intestines, life for a hundred years, what is the use of seeking the Buddha, peace is a blessing, the fire burned the house is another matter!
Your house is on fire, the situation is extremely critical, you carry your old mother, bravely escape outside, when you are about to step out of the house, it is impossible to ask in passing:
"Mother, take the left foot first, or the right foot first?"
Your mother blurted out something that made you stunned, excited, and doubtful of life:
"Son, damn Mr. Wang Jiacheng next door, he is your biological father!"
A thunderbolt clicked on a sunny day, a scoop of cold water on the head, a big mouth slapped on the withered fork of the dream, Murong Qiu gave you a hammer when his chest clattered, he was stunned and dizzy.
In fact, your mother is well-intentioned, aggressive, he wants you to carry Wang Jiacheng next door out of the fire by the way, Mr. Wang is not happy in his later years, thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, after the business failed, he was thrown all kinds of times, jumped off the building and did not fall to his death, both legs were lame, and he has been paralyzed in bed for many years.
You only know one and don't know the other, Wang Jiacheng is familiar to everyone, nicknamed the old king next door.
Therefore, life is impermanent, every scene is like a play, Zhang Shaohan appeared on the singer's stage, and a song A Diao amazed the audience, and I was dumbfounded: Miss Shaohan, tell my brother, what have you experienced over the years, not only turned into a butterfly, fluttering like a fairy, but also showed out the invisible wings!
Surprised, not surprised, not magical, Yan Sanpi himself said, when the Thunder Demon Domain bandits passed by Yanshan, he wanted to work with Sanniang to personally set up a banquet in the mountainside hall to entertain Thunder, unexpectedly, a word into a prophecy, time to run the arena hounds generally, the days pass quickly, the flowers bloom, the origin of the fate is extinguished, the flowers splash tears, the shadow becomes three people, in the blink of an eye, wait for the thunder to go up the mountain!
Yan Sanpi can pinch and calculate, set up stalls on the street to calculate hexagrams, and support his family, which is not a problem at all.
In fact, Yan Sanpi is not surnamed Yan, his original surname is Liu, and his original name is Liu Bo, but many people have opened the reading, read it as Liu Sanpi, and become the master of the raven view, this Taoist temple, in Yan Mountain, is also a little famous, so it is slowly called Yan Sanpi.
Liu Bo, this name is too ordinary, it sounds like there is some earthy fragrance, and in a trance it comes from the second group of ponds and ditches in Lotus Township, but there is nothing to do but go to the Three Treasures Palace, and you have to ask the great god if you have something!
Replace this rustic name with a compound surname, it will sound good, such as Zhang Cuihua and Li Weimin, these two names, you read them carefully, Zhang Cuihua, on sauerkraut! Li Weimin, is your sister-in-law's name Xie Guifang! Nonsense, my sister-in-law's nickname is Xie Dajia! Such a shout, is it quite a bit of earthy aroma, if you replace it with Duanmu Cuihua, the East for the people, Kudo Xiangxiu, you try again!
Hello, my name is Kahide Kudo, Shizuka Kudo's cousin, don't be mistaken, the youngest, the most beautiful, look up, which one is the brightest in the night sky, it's in the big dog constellation!
Sister Xiangxiu Biao, Sister Xiao Biao, oops, dizzy, which is Canis Major, if the old man guessed correctly, the star you said, Pingming is looking for white feathers, shooting wolf in the northwest, and the red star is shining Sirius.
Sodersga, Kudo Kaxiu, when you hear the name, you don't have to guess, you specify it to be a big beauty.
Hanging the past and the present, by the railing, the heart is like stopping water, as long as people start to snort, they will definitely drop the slag, thanks to Deng Gong, in fact, we have just eaten a full meal, after the founding of the People's Republic of China, it has long been not allowed to become fine, I have a colleague who is also a compound surname: Ouyang Ergouzi. Although this name sounds like a curse, but in short, it's okay, you can take it apart and pronounce it, many people call him: Ouyang Er.
My colleague was not happy to hear it, and the exit became a chapter: You are only two, you are two, you are two, your whole family is two, two is home, take it apart and read, please call me two dogs.
Since he is so insistent, there must be his reason, you can't guess blindly, in case you guess it right, when you feel tears, say goodbye to the long hate, don't know me, say what I want, know me, say I'm worried, know me, carved pear, say I sacrifice myself only you, An Hong, hungry love you!
However, life is always a little unsatisfactory, from time to time I will always go to the hospital for intravenous drips, you insist, remove the two, and then we all called him like this: Dog smash, dog smash, dog smash!
It's a big strange, as a father, you can name your child Ouyang Hao casually, right, although it is a bit rotten on the street, but it is powerful and domineering, it is easy to read, and it is okay to take it apart, isn't it fragrant?
Naming is really a profound science, I have a friend surnamed Ye, named his daughter: chlorophyll. His daughter is well-behaved and clever, and she is cute, and then we had dinner together, and he asked me with a shy face what my name is, and I said: No, it's better to call Ye Gong a good dragon.
Oh no, even if you read Qiong Yao's novel a few more times, call it Ye Liangchen, Ye Jiaxin, if the author is Liu Sanpi, I will go to the Huashan Police Station to change the name to: Liu Bo Duoye!
Dancing with a nunchucks in his hand, he stood at the door and shouted: Huashan faction has a kind of you come out!
Later, he was arrested by the little brother at the police station and educated for a long time: I will see it clearly in the future, there is a place under this big brand!
Uncle policeman, you listen to my explanation, huhuhahe, I'm really not pretending to be Jay, huhuhahe, Lao Tzu and him are not at the same level, can it be the same, Lao Tzu is a shallow gold gradient, traditional martial arts, if you are anxious, you can hit yourself first, the skill is useless, the seventh generation of the bronze mountain crotch faction Wang Baquan is the seventh generation, and the mountain hero Liu Bo Taye is also!
The hero of the mountain, Liu Bo and many wilds, you must not look at it wrongly, this name is so domineering, how poetic and picturesque, it looks full of Scottish atmosphere, which makes people think about it and never forget it.
Yan Sanpi is actually the eldest in the family, Liu Sanniang is the real third in the family, and Yao Xue'er, the third mother, is different, her real name is Liu Sanniang, and she is called Liu Sanniang when she is a child, what Lei Ting doesn't know is that now, Liu Sanniang is also practicing in the mountains, and at this time she is cooking in the back kitchen of the main hall, preparing to receive Lei Ting and his party.
The lord of the Heavenly Dao League came, with a wisp of the fragrance of the soil outside the city, a rare encounter in a hundred years, Liu Sanniang's brothers and sisters began to prepare half a month ago, all kinds of mountain goods were purchased in a basket, and the wine that had been stored for many years was also cellared, and the mountainside hall was also rarely lit up, although Yan Sanpi was not rich economically, but the guests came to the door, he was also willing to give everything he had, and he was seriously entertained, and the thunder was a young descendant that Liu Sanniang valued very much.
On this way up the mountain, there is a thatched hut tied to the horse at the foot of the mountain, everyone put all the horse's luggage in the thatched hut, and went on the road lightly, the road up the mountain is a heavy stone step, the slope is steep, from the bottom to the top, like a ladder hanging down from the clouds.
The mountainside hall, majestic and magnificent, a standard Taoist temple, although magnificent, but gray and somewhat in disrepair, the three skin brothers have been waiting at the door of the main hall, the incense burner at the door has also risen a faint green smoke, the green smoke bursts, the faint fragrance permeates the whole hall.
Thunder took the girls to follow the two little Taoist children up the stairs, straight for a day, in the evening, finally came to the mountainside hall, all the women around them are pink and red, there is still hot air on their foreheads, the two little Taoist children are also full of crimson, but the two of them have an even breath, it seems that there is no problem.
But Murong Qiu was tired, standing at the door of the main hall, this girl pinched her waist with her right hand, knelt on the ground with her left leg, raised her head and gasped for breath, sweat had soaked her in green clothes, which also made her chest even more exciting, such a figure, needless to say, children under the age of three are particularly rare.
But children over the age of three have seen a lot of the world, and they have a lot of eyes, and they are not so easy to deceive, they are not in a good mood, and they are clearly going to make trouble.
Yan Sanpi walked out of the hall barefoot, he cooked wine and tea, especially obeyed the ancient precepts, not only bathed and changed clothes, a long hair was also coiled into a bun, and the bare feet wore a pair of ancestral clogs, running rattling, and before he ran to the door of the main hall, the two clogs had been kicked off by him.
Tingting had already bent over and giggled, and Brother Sanpi clenched his fists with both hands, smiling all over his face:
"Brother Lei, but I'm waiting for you, I'm coming, I'm not welcome, I'm sin, I'm sin!"
Thunder couldn't hold back a laugh, hurriedly hugged his fists and greeted, just after the polite words were finished, the little fox beside him was in shape, his right hand was twitched casually on the left cuff, and he immediately pulled out a few green silver tickets, Tingting only glanced at it, and knew that these silver tickets were worth millions of dollars, and the colors of Pangu silver tickets were different, and the values represented were not the same, and the lowest value of green silver tickets was also millions.
Xiao Tingting's eyes are straight, for so many years, she has been the shopkeeper of the Little Red Mansion in Baitiao City, and she has fixed assets, this girl still loves money so much, it seems that she can't change it.
But the gentleman loves money, she takes it in a good way, the green silver ticket in the little fox's hand is dizzy, and it must not be robbed in the daytime, and it cannot be robbed at night!
Stuffing the silver ticket in Yan Sanpi's hand, the little fox shouted in a coquettish voice: "Brother Yan, thank you for your hospitality, Brother Thunder has nothing to repay, see that your Taoist temple is dilapidated, and specially presented a seal of three million taels, Brother Yan, you see, the famous raven view is in disrepair and dilapidated, at least you should give the palace Taishang Laojun a golden body!"
This is called emotional intelligence! Before my brother could speak, the girl immediately knew what to do.
Yan Sanpi grabbed the silver ticket, his hands were already trembling a little, and he thought to himself: Is there anything else!
Three million taels, the mountainside hall can be completely renovated and rebuilt, and all the gods in the hall will be molded into golden bodies, and it won't take so much, Yan Sanpi excitedly waved his hands and shouted:
"Thunder brothers, never, how can this be made!"
Thunder waved his hand, not taking away a trace of clouds, Qi's midwinter strong, Tokyo Qi Dongqiang, just like Boss Qi in the United States back then, chic and stylish: "It's all small money!"
Advanced hall to visit the sculpture of the gods of all walks of life, came to the backyard, the backyard is a place of hospitality, a side hall, the tables, chairs, dishes and chopsticks have been placed very complete, the red long table is full of steaming dishes, Yan Sanpi economy is not rich, in addition to a few small Taoist children, busy in the busy, cooking and stir-frying, in the kitchen and living room shuttle, it is the world-famous Liu Sanniang!
Liu Sanniang was wearing a pair of cyan hip skirts, in the middle of the willow waist, tied to a small floral apron that distressed men all over the world, her long black hair was also coiled behind her head, a pretty face painted with light makeup, her eyebrows and eyes were picturesque, but her lips were smeared with red rouge, and she looked like flaming red lips.
Yan Sanpi beckoned everyone to sit down one after another, Liu Sanniang swung her waist, gently a thousand blessings, her two arms were exposed, and the white one was like a peeled lotus root, and she said in a coquettish voice: Lei Gongzi!
Then gently leaning on a pillar, smiling, in a trance, thunder from her water-like flowing eye waves, saw a trace of laziness, a little tired, a loss of thousands of rivers and mountains, stepping through the vast heart, it seems that there has been no love for a faint grievance!
Every amorous woman who is trapped by love, haggard for love, like a deep stream of water, is discouraged, and is no longer shocked, after the injury, without exception, it looks like this, the old lady is here, not increasing or decreasing, not fat or thin, not impartial, please feel free.
To put it in layman's terms: the old lady has had enough! These stinky men are all some magic things!
However, men are different, as long as the kidneys are OK, the eggs are also there, the bag is not too shy, the waist is not too tight, the faΓ§ade can still stand up, between walking, how to have a car, Mercedes-Benz BMW is the best, Audi Alto is also OK, the wine table points to the country, talks and laughs, foam and cigarettes fly together, at this time, most men are loyal, firm in faith, only like young and beautiful girls, always say to accompany you to the earth, you must not take it seriously!
Liu Sanniang just stood by the pillar casually, but her waist twisted slightly, the elegance on her body was peerless, the charm in her bones, the demonic temperament had already slowly emanated, and the little fox blushed and heartbeat: There is still such a woman in the world!
The little fox secretly said in his heart: This girl called a little fox in vain!
Waiting for everyone to sit down, Liu Sanniang also sat down, just sitting opposite the thunder, next to Liu Sanniang, sitting Xue'er girl, Xue'er is the indispensable wind and thunder mountain Yao family Sanniang, Xue'er looked at Liu Sanniang, nodded slightly, smiled faintly, blinked her left eye, playful and cute!
This Sanniang is not the other Sanniang, when she saw Xue'er's pretty face, her smile was still there, and she suddenly remembered the flower family's land back then, which was a sad place for herself, Liu Sanniang's heart panicked: This Yao family girl can't mess with her, if you are not careful, this girl will do it!
Pursing her lips and smiling again, Xue'er grabbed the wine jar and poured a large bowl of spirits for Liu Sanniang.
Yan Sanpi treasured liquor, most of them are aged spirits, these wines are made, added shelled pine nuts, so the liquor faintly exudes a unique fragrance of pine resin, the Taoist priest who brewed this wine in the early years is surnamed Du, his real name is Du Ruregret, Du Ruregret itself is not good, but he is famous for winemaking, he brewed this wine, so it is also called gin!
The breeze is as unrepentant as a cloud, and I sing to the sky. Du Ru regretted that he was originally a son of a family, but later he was trapped by love, and he practiced alone in the Raven Temple for decades, and it was this one that accompanied him: gin. Most of the buildings of the Taoist temple were also built by him.
The love is difficult, as the so-called, the love is difficult, the love is difficult, and it is difficult to go to the sky.
Gin is equally famous in the Dead Wood Spring Wine of Pangu Southern Region and Demon Domain, and is known as the two famous wines of Pangu Southern Region, and the yield of this wine is extremely low, it needs to be cellared for many years, and ordinary people can't drink it at all.
This meal, drink extraordinarily cheerfully, extraordinarily happy, Liu Sanpi brother and sister, in this barren mountains and mountains for many years, although a few little Taoist children, but in the past ten years, without leaving home, the news of the Pangu Continent does not know much, in recent times, the old friends to make frequent contacts, what the thunder did after the customs, the two brothers and sisters have heard a lot.
Liu Sanniang has seen the people of the wind and waves, her expression is indifferent, and occasionally she runs to the back kitchen to fry a plate of hot dishes, she walks briskly, walks like the wind, and the woman in the wind has no leaves, this half-old, graceful and delicate, full of taste, charm still exists, the more the little fox looks at it, the more ashamed she feels!
Actually, what do you compare with a thousand-year-old goblin with a yellow flower girl, the idle egg hurts!
One night, Liu Sanniang only had one sentence: "Lei Gongzi, Sanniang toasts you!" For a whole night, Liu Sanniang said this sentence a total of nine times, no more, no less, no increase or decrease.
Nine bowls of belly, finally drank out of interest, Xue'er girl was already standing behind Liu Sanniang, holding the wine pot and being responsible for pouring wine, Wuye and Wuchen rushed into the back kitchen, Wuye is a gold medal chef, soon hot dishes were served one after another, Liu Sanniang pulled the sleeve of her right hand to her shoulder, revealing her entire right arm, she was fair-skinned, plump and fleshy, and one arm looked white and dazzling.
The bright moon and breeze added a few more lanterns in the hall, and the room was bright.
Thunder also rolled up his sleeves, gin has a characteristic, the longer the aging, the stronger the aroma of pine resin volatilization, itself this wine is aged in pine barrels, with the increase of the year, the alcohol will become slightly lower, but the entrance is mellow, easy to stomach, extremely delicious.
Wine is less than a thousand cups of confidants, and there are more than half a sentence of speculation.
The two sat on the table, at this time they all stood up, stepped on the stool with their left foot, all shirtless and stretched out their right fists, looking at each other, fighting cocks, shouting five and drinking six, chirping, and even guessed the wine boxing, Liu Sanniang and a half-old, although the women did not let the eyebrows, the voice was delicate:
"Come on, Lei Gongzi, four happy wealth, five heads, eight horses, six six six, six six six, Lao Tie praise and go again!"
Liu Sanniang's aura, this temperament, and the whiteness of her arms, you don't need to open whitening, the camera is cross-cut, and you can open a live broadcast in a certain hand, and your popularity will definitely not lose to Qiao Biluo.
At midnight, I can't count how many bowls I drank, Xue'er poured wine and her hands were sour, the dishes made without leaves were too delicious, and the raven view aging was too delicious, the two of them were finally all drunk, drunk and not asleep, extremely excited, in the middle of the night, the weather was getting colder and colder, Liu Sanniang was happy like a three-year-old child, jumping and jumping, pulling the thunder to sit on the threshold of the main hall and look up to count the stars.
Pulling the thunder arm, Liu Sanniang sat side by side with him, Liu Ye bent his eyebrows and raised slightly, Liu Sanniang sang first: "Twinkle and twinkle, let's count the stars together!"
Sing a sentence, moisten your throat, the night sky at this time, cloudless, starry, all the stars are blinking and winking, the starry sky of the southern hemisphere, countless stars, also appear extraordinarily bright, no one in the air in April, the first day of the lunar calendar, it is a good weather for stargazing.
Murong Qiu had already brought a blanket to the two, and wearing the blanket, Liu Sanniang stretched out her right hand with a green orchid finger and pointed it into the air, like a soldier on the school field:
"Twinkle and shiny, Lei Gongzi, you see, this one, Arcturus, bright, you look at this one again, this is Beihe San, also bright, look at this one, Orion's Betelgeuse four, such a big star, there is a poem as evidence: The morning mist is kind to Chu Shanjiao, and the general draws a bow to shoot the eagle!"
Saying, staring at the thunder, a pair of big eyes rippling water, the water color is sultry, like the stars in the sky shining brightly: "Look, all of them are so bright, twinkle and shiny, the stars in the sky are innumerable, Lei Gongzi, now the stars in the sky are just tonight, scattering beans into soldiers, urgent as the law!
Thunder laughed, pointed with his hand, and the direction was in the west of the sky, in Gemini :
"Haha, the stars will shine, haha, don't wait for me, Lao Tzu wants this!"
Liu Sanniang covered her mouth and smiled: "Hehe, Lei Gongzi, you are really a genius, standing out from the crowd, impressive, Lei Gongzi, this is Zhu Piet!"
Jupiter, it is indeed very bright, in fact, it is Jupiter, after sunset, it is commonly found in the Gemini orientation in the western sky, but Jupiter is not a star, it does not shine itself, her light is actually reflected sunlight, and the same as the Pangea planet, she is also a big planet, much larger than Pangea.
Jupiter is fundamentally different from Pangea, Jupiter is a gas planet.
I saw Jupiter, a twinkle and a shining light, Jupiter shines on me for ten thousand years, needless to say, hurry up and make a wish, may all wishes come true in this life, the bamboo basket can also be fully loaded, fall on your heels, immediately pick up the ingots, may all the way to fight monsters and smooth sailing, jump and walk with your feet upside down, and win!
Silently closed his eyes, lowered his eyebrows, put his palms together, extremely pious, recited words in his mouth, made a wish, the two held hands, one was draped in a blanket, and chatted until the early hours of the morning.
There is no problem with Thunder, when I was a child, the third grandfather worked as a rural veterinarian, specializing in castrating pig eggs for each family, fattening pigs must be castrated, castrated eggs, all the three grandmothers fried for Thunder to eat, pig eggs This thing, it is two round red meat, plus cumin casually fried, fragrant taste, YamyYamy, there should be some side effects of kidney tonics.
Yan Sanpi took Ling'er and the little fox to talk with candles in the room, deducing the military situation of the Demon Domain, and also studied until late at night, Yan Sanpi drew a map of the terrain around Wendeng Forest, marked with logos, illustrated and illustrated, and looked very clear.
Wenden Forest, the most central place of the Demon Forest, Demon Scorpion City is in the middle of Wenden Forest.
Although he drank too much wine, but Brother Lei Ting behaved very gently, neither messing around, nor singing mountain songs, looking particularly normal, pulling Liu Sanniang to study the stars for a night, and learned a lot of constellation knowledge from Sanniang, at two o'clock in the morning, the two of them twisted a piece of Yangge hand in hand, Lei Ting proposed to go to the lake under the mountain to swim, Liu Sanniang jumped to his feet and shouted loudly, and the women quickly dragged them back to the guest room, and they couldn't hold it, the two of them were reluctant, and turned back one step at a time.
There is indeed a lake under the mountain, called Wanxian Lake, and the lake is blue, the stars in the night sky are all reflected in the lake at this time, the beauty is incomparable, but the lake swims in the middle of the night, there is no swimsuit, and it is probably not very convenient to swim.
Slept until the next day, and finally resigned, Yan Sanpi insisted on sending it to the bottom of the mountain, and the little fox said: Brother Yan, you want to send it to the bottom of the mountain, but you dislike Brother Thunder for less money!
Yan Sanpi hurriedly shook his head and waved his hand: Why don't you send it, take care of yourself!
Liu Sanniang sighed softly, in the cold morning, she painted a face with light makeup, a hangover did not kill the residual wine, she was still drunk, and she looked extremely charming:
"I hate not to be born as a man, change my clothes, and follow my brother to the end of the world! I hate to be dozens of years younger, paint my lips and eyebrows, and accompany my brother to kill dog thieves!"
Thunder gently held Liu Sanniang's slender hand, feeling that her hand was weak and boneless, a night of drunkenness, sympathy, parting is imminent, quite a little inexplicable sadness, the heart moved, quietly shaken, Thunder laughed, eyes sincere:
"I hate not to be born decades early, and I lift my skirt with my flower shoes!" Sister, you are not old at all!"
Liu Sanniang held one hand in the hand of Thunder, itching her to giggle, this young offspring can speak, shouting sister, her mouth is so sweet, the more she thinks about it, the more proud she becomes, and the flowers and branches of laughter tremble in an instant.
Continuing southward, all the way south, although weaving between the mountains and mountains, the winding roads between these valleys have been repaired by somebody, and the roads are narrow enough to ride horses.
This is good, shuttling on the forest path, the wind is whistling in the ears, a thousand miles a day, seven horses are jumping, galloping wildly, just like stepping on the wind!
From the main peak of Yanshan Mountain to the gate of the Demon Domain, the road is not far away, but because it is all mountain roads, the horses gallop, if you do not rest, the fast horses also take three days.
After the war between gods and demons, the allies withdrew from this gate to the Demon Domain, and the rest of the Demon Domain was set up due to the enchantment, this King Kong Gate became the only passage connecting the Demon Domain to the Pangu Continent.
After walking for two days, the scout in front of him came with a message that the fire unicorn and a hundred iron-eating beast soldiers had found the underground secret passage for the demon soldiers to enter and exit the demon domain, this secret passage is located directly below the King Kong Gate, crossing the entire King Kong Mountain, which is actually a broken gap in the demon domain enchantment.
Whether this gap is natural or artificially excavated has not yet been determined, but the fire qilin has already sent people to drill holes above the tunnel, set up a furnace, and just wait for a thunderous order to pour several tons of molten iron into the hole and completely seal this underground tunnel.
The remnants of the Demon Domain have already fled back to the Demon Domain along the tunnel, the black iron gate of the King Kong Gate flashes with a dark and mysterious light, the fire unicorn has been guarding here for several days, the thunder is playing in the mountains and rivers, walking too slowly, the King Kong Gate is repaired in a valley between the two mountains, the mountains on both sides are steep, this valley is the only way to enter the Demon Domain.
The fire unicorn set up a shelf at the door of the King Kong Gate, and all kinds of iron tools used to chisel the door were also prepared, and it seemed that he had come prepared.
Soon, Thunder and the women gathered in front of the King Kong Gate with the fire unicorn and a hundred iron-eating beast soldiers.
After finding out the situation, Thunder waved his hand: "Seal, let's not drill holes, let's go to the main gate of King Kong Gate!", a group of soldiers got the order, and soon the burned molten iron was poured into the underground tunnel, after the molten iron solidified, the tunnel under the King Kong Gate was not dug by the gods.
Standing in front of the King Kong Gate, this gate is about more than a foot high, the whole body is shining with a swarthy light, looking up, it is a large rock between the two mountains, the King Kong Gate is built in the middle of the rock, the thunder smiled faintly, the figure flashed, and the whole person rose in the swing of the white robe.