Chapter 161: The Monkey Who Eats Meat
Xue Lingling came at just the right time, and the rabbit that cost two catties of roast was just cooked, exuding a fragrant smell of meat, which was mouth-watering.
"Sister-in-law, this is for you. Hua Liangjin tore off a big fat leg and handed it to Xue Lingling. Now there is no one who doesn't know that Gu Yan, the die-hard dog who protects his wife. You have to take care of the Gu family's sister-in-law first, if you know that he didn't take care of your sister-in-law, Brother Gu will definitely kill him.
"Now, here's for you. "If it weren't for the fact that she was a woman, I wouldn't have bothered to give this shrew.
Yang Huicai won't thank him for his generosity, she is the third young grandmother of the Gu family, how could she give him a 'bodyguard' to say thank you, this is not in line with her identity, okay.
Spending two catties doesn't expect her to say thank you, it's good not to scold him, and I want to hear a thank you from her mouth, unless it's red rain in the sky.
After a busy day, he was already hungry for two catties with his chest and back, and when both women had it, he could eat. Hua Liangjin drooled, greedily smelled the smell of meat, ripped off a calf, opened his mouth and was about to bite it, and it was about to reach his mouth.
A paw wrapped in a white cloth slammed out, and the meat that cost two catties to the mouth flew away, and it bit into the air. After spending two catties of Menghuan, the meat that originally belonged to him was snatched away by Xue Lingling's monkey and chewed it with gusto.
That's my sister-in-law's monkey, that's my sister-in-law's monkey, it's okay, there's another rabbit leg, I spent two catties and ripped off the rest, and it was not hot in my hand, and it was gone.
Spend two catties to pick a child and stop doing it, "Nima, both legs were robbed by you, you are a monkey, you know no, monkeys should eat bananas, bananas, what rabbit meat to eat!"
The monkey didn't even look at him, and turned around leaving only a red butt facing him. The angry flower didn't pluck it on the spot, and roasted it on the fire.
Spend two catties of puffing, the four most meaty rabbit legs are gone, and spending two catties can only eat the remaining bones and meat. Gritting his teeth, he looked at a certain cheeky monkey, as if he was eating its flesh.
"Squeak, squeak. ”
The monkey threw the bones and ran in front of Xue Lingling, raising its paws high, and the originally white strips of cloth were stained with oil. The monkey tore the strip of cloth full of oil and shouted at Xue Lingling.
Xue Lingling held rabbit meat in one hand and protected his clothes with the other. She doesn't have any clothes to tear it again, and if she tears it again, it's gone, that's not good.
"Squeak!"
No matter how much it squeaks, Xue Lingling doesn't want to go away, so don't give it to it.
Xue Lingling refused, and the monkey turned his gaze to Yang Hui on the side. Although Yang Hui couldn't understand the communication between the monkey and Xue Lingling, the dirty monkey's eyes looked strange.
"What are you looking at, haven't you seen a beautiful woman?"
The monkey stared at Yang Hui for a while, sat in a retching motion, and covered his eyes.
Yang Hui "......"
"Hahahaha...... "Seeing Yang Hui eating deflated, spending two catties is undoubtedly the happiest. The unhappiness that had accumulated in my heart just now has also disappeared.
I was smiling vigorously and spent two pounds, and suddenly felt cold on my body. I reached out and touched it, and I felt the feeling of flesh. Well, it's still so meaty. Well, this is a belly??!
Hua Liangjin looked at it sharply, and the hem of the originally neat shirt became a strip of cloth, and when the wind blew, it swayed with it. It's similar to Xue Lingling's crop top, if it's longer, it has a grass skirt feeling.
As if offering a treasure, the monkey brought the fabric in his hand to Xue Lingling, raised his paws, and squeaked non-stop, meaning: Now that I have it, hurry up and help me put it on!
This fabric is exactly the same as the one that cost two catties, and it is obviously the missing clothes that disappeared from two catties. Seeing this, I could think of what was going on with my toes, my eyes widened, and I gritted my teeth.
"You, before you tear my clothes, can you tell me first, you're going to die! A monkey, what kind of human beings do you learn!!"
In the face of Hua Liangjin's scolding, the monkey turned a deaf ear and stared at Xue Lingling with his eyes. Xue Lingling reluctantly bandaged it, the wounds on its claws had begun to heal somewhat, and it would heal in two days.
The monkey who got the new 'glove' has a particularly cheerful tail wagging. The bow on the tail is shaking and shaking, which is even more joyful.
Pity Hua two pounds, this is his favorite piece of clothing. At the beginning, I saved a lot of money to buy it, so inexplicably let this wild monkey from nowhere be torn into Xue Lingling's 'couple suit'.
"Phew. Yang Hui took a bite of the meat, spit it out, and said in disgust. "Why didn't you put salt, it didn't taste at all. ”
Hua Liangjin, who turned his grief and anger into appetite, raised his head, "I'm sorry, I'll add some more cumin to you?"
Yang Hui nodded, "Put less, it's better to put some chili peppers." ”
Hua Liangjin said with a smile, "You really thought I was out for a picnic, and I brought you seasonings, some of which are good to eat, and you still pick?"
"Ahem. Xue Lingling was almost choked by the words of spending two catties, and he couldn't smile bitterly.
"If you don't let it go, you won't let it go, what a fierce thing. Yang Hui pursed her lips and took a bite of a small piece of meat, which was quite crispy except that there was no salt taste.
"Sister-in-law, where did you come from?" It took two catties to remember the origin of this monkey, not only curious, but the dead monkey tore his clothes as soon as he came, and robbed him of his meat.
"It's hard to put into words. "They can't understand Xue Lingling's sign language, but they can write on the ground. And he put twigs on the ground and told the story as it was.
"Sister-in-law, what are you writing here?" is crooked, zigzag, and I can't understand it at all if I spend two catties.
"Are you illiterate?" Yang Hui asked first, looking surprised.
"What's the matter, it's not okay if you can't read, is there a problem?"
"I just didn't expect that there are still people who can't read. Yang Hui said disdainfully, no wonder this man was so rude, he didn't know a single big word.
Spending two pounds since I was a child, I felt pain when I read a book, and I couldn't listen to class at all. I slept every time I went to class. His parents didn't care about him, his grandparents brought him up, and his grandparents couldn't read a single word, so they naturally couldn't discipline him. Later, he dropped out of school in the fourth grade and stayed at home to help with the work.
"I'm sorry, but there's one in front of you. "Spend two pounds and don't be afraid of her jokes, she looks up proudly, anyway, he knows his name, other people's names, don't care what he writes.
"When you come out to mix, you can't even write a word. Don't say that we are the people of our Gu family, lose the face of our Gu family. ”
"Can you manage it, I'm illiterate, and I'm not here today. Are you jealous?" Yang Hui was too lazy to quarrel with him, anyway, it was the people in the third room, and if he wanted to lose it, he would not lose the face of their second room.