"Huh, do you know us?" said the white-robed old man in surprise.

"I met, but you didn't notice me at the time. Jiang Zhen said.

The middle-aged martial artist glanced Jiang Zhen up and down and said, "Where did you see the two of us?"

"Outside Yongyuan Town, Shui Yue was injured by Chen Yingfa and Fang Jing, and you rushed to save her. Jiang Zhen said, "By the way, didn't you come with three people last time?

"Did Shui Lan come here to care about your?" the middle-aged martial artist looked at Jiang Zhen with an unkind gaze and said, "Are you familiar with her?"

Jiang Zhen shook his head and said, "I'm not familiar with it, just ask casually." ”

"Just ask, I don't think so!" the middle-aged martial artist sneered, "You've seen the blue side, why do you want to ask her if she's coming?"

Jiang Zhen looked at the middle-aged martial artist strangely, was silent for a while, and said, "Do you like Shui Lan?"

The middle-aged martial artist covered his face and said, "Don't talk nonsense, Shui Lan and I are brothers and sisters, I just want to take good care of her for the rest of my life, and I don't have anything else to think about." ”

"I'll just ask casually, why are you so nervous?" Jiang Zhen smiled, "Besides, it's natural for men to like women, you don't need to deny it, if you like it, you like it, what are you afraid of?"

"If you are like this, you won't be able to catch up with Shui Lan, I look at your appearance, haven't you even held her hand?"

Middle-aged warrior: "......"

How did you know I didn't hold Aqua's hand?

"Do you want me to teach you a few tricks to ensure that you chase Shuilan immediately. Jiang Zhen said.

The middle-aged martial artist looked at Jiang Zhen suspiciously and said, "Do you really have a way for me to chase Shui Lan?"

"Of course there is, depending on whether you want to hear it or not. Jiang Zhen swore and promised.

"I'm willing, you can say it!" said the middle-aged martial artist.

On the side, the white-robed warrior and Shui Zhu looked at Jiang Zhen and the middle-aged warrior dumbfounded.

"Shui Yun, what are you doing here?" the white-robed old man angrily reprimanded the middle-aged martial artist, "We are here to kill Jiang Zhen, what are you doing here?"

"Don't worry, this old man, it won't be long before I teach him a few tricks, and when I finish teaching him, it's not too late for you to kill him again. Jiang Zhen said.

"Uncle Yu, I'll delay for a while, and it's not too late for you to kill Jiang Zhen after I finish taking the scriptures. Shui Yun looked at the white-robed old man and pleaded.

The white-robed old man Shui Yu: "......"

What is going on? We're here to kill people, it's good that you actually ask for a way to chase women, are you brain-dead?

Mizutake: "......"

What's the situation?

Jiang Zhen and Shui Yun's brains are pumped, right? It's okay to discuss the method of chasing women, and it's still at such a sensitive time, isn't it good?

"The general outline of chasing women is one point, you have to keep it in mind. Jiang Zhen said solemnly.

Shui Yun nodded heavily and said, "Say it, I will definitely remember it." ”

"When a man chases a woman, there must be physical contact, remember, men and women without physical contact can never be together. Jiang Zhen said, "If you can make eye contact, don't talk awkwardly, don't make eye contact if you can hold hands, don't hold hands if you can hug your waist, take the opportunity to kiss if you can hug your waist, take the opportunity to touch your chest if you can kiss, and take the opportunity to unlock your whole body if you can touch your chest." ”

In a word, whether you force her or move her slowly, you must have physical contact, and gradually escalate, so that she can be your person. ”

"Uh...... Isn't this good?" Shui Yun hesitated, "Without her consent, I don't dare to start and move my mouth!"

"You've always been single, haven't you?" Jiang Zhen looked at Shui Yundao with disdain.

"How do you know?" Shui Yun said in surprise, "It's true that I've always been single, and I haven't even touched a woman's hand. ”

Jiang Zhen: "......"

If you're like you, you'll be single for the rest of your life, yes!

Holding hands, hugging the waist, kissing and asking for the woman's consent, that's it, you still want to hold hands?

"Are you still a man?" Jiang Zhen said angrily, "Man, you have to boldly move your hands and feet and move your mouth, understand?"

"I'm still a boy!" Shui Yun said.

Jiang Zhen had a chill and almost vomited, such an old virgin is really embarrassing to a man!

"Do you have any other moves?" Shui Yun said, "What you said earlier is not very reliable, and it is not suitable for me." ”

"Hmm...... There's another trick!" Jiang Zhen said, "But this trick is a bit dangerous, so you have to use it carefully." ”

"What's the way?" said Shui Yun.

"That's it...... Peek at Shui Lan taking a bath, if you look at her, she won't marry you. Jiang Zhen patted Shui Yun's shoulder and said.

Shui Yun's face turned red, which was very unnatural.

Seeing this, Jiang Zhen looked at Shui Yun strangely and said, "Should you peek at Shui Lan taking a bath, right?"

"No, I didn't see the light, I just looked at the upper body, I didn't see the lower body. Shui Yundao, after speaking, quickly covered his mouth, and then looked at a void in fear.

Jiang Zhen: "......"

Fuck, you rascal, you really peeked at the water blue bath.

Beasts, beasts.

"Dude, you're almost on the verge of successfully catching up with Shui Lan. Jiang Zhen patted Shui Yun's shoulder heavily, and said seriously.

"Really?" said Shui Yun in disbelief.

"In less than a month, Shui Lan must be your woman. Jiang Zhen said, "But at that time, don't forget me, if I die, you have to burn some money for me, if I am still alive, you have to give me a referral fee, even if I am a matchmaker for the two of you." ”

"If Shui Lan and I really succeed, I will definitely thank you a lot. Shui Yun said happily, but after a few seconds of being happy, his face fell, and he said dejectedly, "Alas, that's impossible." ”

"Why, is there something wrong with the two of you?" Jiang Zhen said.

"Shui Lan once vowed to be widowed for her dead husband and never marry, so I have no hope. Shui Yun said disappointedly.

Jiang Zhen: "......"

Damn, you stinky and shameless man, you actually fell in love with a married woman.

"Hmm...... Shui Lan's husband can't be your good brother, right?" Jiang Zhen asked tentatively.

"Not really!" said Shui Yun.

Jiang Zhen breathed a sigh of relief, this is about the same, if you fall in love with your good brother's wife, and you still peek at her taking a bath, then you are too shameless.

"Shui Lan, is my sister-in-law, my brother's woman. Shui Yun continued.

Jiang Zhen: "......"

What did I just hear?

Sister-in-law?

I'll fuck you, you bastard, you're not as good as a beast, you didn't even let go of your brother's woman, and you peeked at your sister-in-law taking a bath!

Shameless, shameless, is this a moral degradation or a lack of humanity?

"Water, clouds!" In the void, there were waves rippling, and then a female voice came out, revealing incomparable anger and murderous aura.

Hearing this, Shui Yun's body trembled, and he immediately knelt down and said, "Shui Lan, I was wrong, I shouldn't have peeked at your bath, I shouldn't like you, I'm not human, I'm not human!"

As he spoke, Shui Yun slapped his face hard.

With a snap, Jiang Zhen stopped Shui Yun and said, "What are you trying to do? Anyway, your brother is dead, and the fat water doesn't flow into the fields of outsiders, so you marry your sister-in-law, so what?"

"In a word, you loudly announce that you are going to marry your sister-in-law, and then ask who is for and who is against?"

"Whoever gossips will pull out his tongue, gouge out his eyes if he is not accustomed to it, and kill all those who disrespect you. ”