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The pit king is set up

Seeing the peach tree burned out by the Samadhi True Fire, Lin Tian smacked his lips, the task is complete, right?

And what Lin Tian didn't know was that after the Jade Emperor listened to the report of his subordinates at this time, his heart was broken, Pan Taoyuan!

"Why hasn't Taibai invited the Buddha yet!"

"Amitabha!"

Before the Jade Emperor's words fell, a loud voice resounded through the world, the Jade Emperor's eyes lit up, Nima, teammates have finally arrived, it's time to join a wave!

"Hurry up, follow me to greet the Buddha!" the Jade Emperor said with some spirit, so that the surrounding immortals were discharged, Nima, where did that decay go just now?

And Lin Tian also heard this voice, and his heart was also clear, I said! How could the Jade Emperor be so cowardly, it turned out that he was recruiting his teammates, if he came, his voice was loud enough!

Lin Tian looked up, well, the standard shape, square head, big face, a pimple on the head, as if he had just come out of the honeycomb, two big earlobes drooped to his chin, Lin Tian raised his chin and teased: "It turned out to be Rulai, why don't you stay here in the west?"

Rulai's expression was very calm, showing that he glanced at Lin Tian and tried to check Lin Tian's cultivation, alas, what's the matter? Mortals? No, how could mortals go to heaven? and make a big fuss?

If you come and pinch your fingers, I'll go, it's chaos, I can't count it! Rulai is more sure of one of his guesses in his heart, that is, Lin Tian's cultivation is higher than himself, so he can't see Lin Tian's cultivation, but he is a heavenly saint, although he does not have the realm of a saint, but as a sect leader, the strength of a saint still exists, so the question is, who is this person? How can he appear here? There are only a few who are higher than his own cultivation? Could it be that the matter of my mission has been revealed? Can't? Buddhism is flourishing, Taoism is declining, this is a matter of heaven, the saints have a number in their hearts, but they just don't say it, so where did this goods come from? How can Nima break the heavenly court into such a decaying state? This is a major matter related to my mission!

The more he thought about it, the more his head hurt, but he didn't dare to underestimate Lin Tian, he just nodded to Lin Tian, and said half tentatively: "Daoist friends are invited, Heavenly Court is the important place of heaven and earth, and it is also the key to my teaching. ”

If you simply pick things out, it means that I don't know which Taoist saint you are, but I'm not afraid of you, Buddhism is prevalent in heaven, and you can't change even if you are a saint.

Lin Tian is embarrassed, it seems that Rulai has misunderstood something, but it doesn't matter, you can't get me, I'm in a hurry to go to your western territory, don't ask me how to go!

"I'm willing! You can't take care of it!" Lin Tian said without being stunned, clasping his nose.

Rulai's expression twisted, Nima, this is unreasonable! Who are you! If you have the ability to come back and let me see! The saint is also shameless?

"In that case, fellow Daoist, offended!" "Rulai's eyes flashed, don't think that if you are a saint, I am afraid of you, yes, you are an immortal existence, but I am also a sect leader, with great luck and great cause and effect, you dare not kill me!"

After thinking about it, if he made a move, he still had that flat expression, and with a push of one hand, a huge handprint shot towards Lin Tian with golden light.

Lin Tian clasped his nose, is this a special palm? Letting his handprint hit him, Lin Tian patted the dust splashed on his body, and said in a mocking tone: "That's all there is to it?"

Rulai's eyes burst out, and the people in the Heavenly Court who were fighting more than ten miles away also had an unbelievable look, that was Rulai! Nima, not a single fart was hit!

"Daoyou is really smart, that's the case, let Daoyou deal with it here..."Okay, if you come to instigate, seeing that your attack is ineffective, you guess that you may really not be able to beat, so if you are in line with the principle that a hero doesn't know what to lose in front of him, he ran away directly in principle, because if he doesn't leave now, he may lose his adult in a while, as for preaching, well, it's not easy to pass on, wait for the golden cicada to be reincarnated in a few reincarnations!

And if you think you have guessed who this product is, the saint cultivates, and it is so hard, there is only Lao Tzu in Taoism, because he has the most precious Linglong Pagoda in heaven and earth, and he is invincible by nature, although his predecessor is called Duobao Taoist, but he himself knows that even if his things are all added up, they are not as good as Linglong Pagoda! And who is Lao Tzu? The head of the Three Qings!

The current situation is that no matter the level and equipment of Rulai, it can't be compared! And it's still hairy! But what makes Rulai can't figure it out is, Lao Tzu, don't you pay special attention to purity and inaction! Then what kind of energy are you mixed in! Okay, Sanqing Lao Tzu is innocent of lying guns!

What did Rulai think, Lin Tian didn't know, seeing that Rulai was going to run away, Lin Tian was unhappy: "Come and leave if you want?

Rulai smiled and said, "Fellow Daoist, you win this game, but this matter is determined by heaven and cannot be changed, so you can do it yourself..."

"Ben Nima and Young Master, this grandfather, this grandmother! Young Master, I don't understand! I just know that you just attacked me! Don't think about it!" Lin Tian's eyes flashed coldly, what is it like for a saint to give birth to a child?

As for running, Rulai didn't think about it, what kind of joke was running in front of the saints! Where can I run!

"I'll go to you Nainai!" Lin Tian didn't listen to what Ru said, and directly whipped it.

Syllable!

Rulai's face is dark, Nima, you don't pay attention to it! Say do it, do it! But why doesn't it hurt?

Lin Tian smiled proudly, and saw that Rulai's belly was getting bigger, and his mood was quite comfortable, what about Rulai?

"That's it, Uncle Ben produces, it must be a high-quality product!" the system replied cheaply.

Lin Tian didn't have a chance to be narcissistic, but hugged his fists and congratulated: "Congratulations to the Buddha on becoming a mother!"

Rulai was looking at his stomach in a daze, and after suddenly listening to Lin Tian's words, his heart became even more strange, being a mother? What's the matter! I'm a man!

Rulai looked at his stomach in horror, felt the breath of life coming from his stomach, and his face darkened, Nima! What a special thing! How can I see people from now on? Also, how do I have a child? I don't have that equipment!

If you are ruthless, this must not happen! With the mana in your hand, you slam it on the stomach, okay, there's no, the belly is bigger...

Lin Tian looked at Rulai's movements, his stomach was about to twitch with laughter, shoot! Anyway, he can't beat it! But Lin Tian didn't plan to remind Rulai, but set his eyes on the people who were watching the excitement.

When the immortals saw it, their faces were pale, their hearts were already dead, Nima, Rulai was kneeling, what were they still struggling with?

Lin Tian raised his eyes to see the virtue of the Jade Emperor, and he no longer had the same knowledge as him, and said directly: "What about Sister Chang'e?"

Okay, this thing is still thinking about Chang'e, the Jade Emperor looked bitter, I asked who to go! Who knew that Rulai was so unreliable!

Lin Tian looked at the Jade Emperor's expression and sighed in his heart, okay, it seems that he can't see Chang'e anymore, and he has a little regret in his heart.

As for why I can't see it, the reason is this, just now Lin Tian received a reminder from the system, this time there is not much time to come to the Journey to the West world, Lin Tian has a lot of regrets in his heart, first, he didn't see Chang'e, second, he didn't go to his daughter's country to see, and third, he didn't have time to watch the immortals in the heavenly court give birth...

"Jade Emperor, go! You get me a big flag, just write, deceive the sky!" Lin Tian thought for a while, the monkey got a Monkey King, it's not an exaggeration for me to be a deceptive sage, right?

Don't be an exaggeration! Don't be an exaggeration! The gods and immortals nodded, you bullied us miserably!

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After a while, Lin Tian was stunned and looked at the dozen or so fairies flying under the backdrop of the sunset, and behind the fairies was followed by a flag with dragon patterns, which was the banner of the Great Sage of Deception that Lin Tian requested!

Lin Tian took the flag and walked towards the South Heavenly Gate, and then poked it vigorously on the ground under the respectful and fearful gaze of the gods and immortals, glanced around the gods and immortals, and said very domineeringly: "From now on, this flag will be planted here! If you don't follow, I will come back!"

Subsequently, under the trembling gaze of the gods and immortals, Lin Tian's figure faded until he disappeared...

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Lin Tian's villa, Lin Tian just opened his eyes, and he heard the system's prompt:

Mission 1: Havoc in the Heavenly Palace

Contents: As the title suggests, let's make trouble!

Reward: Unknown!

Punishment: Give the Jade Emperor to be a junior...

Status: Complete.

Task 2: Dig up roots and trees

Contents: Destroy the peach orchard, note: No peach can be handed over to the system, and increase the life span by one year!

Status: Completed.

"Congratulations to the host for completing the task and officially opening the system exchange function!"

"Congratulations to the host for completing the task, hiding three thousand bonus points, and the points have been issued. ”

Lin Tian blinked, and then asked, "System, what is the exchange function?"

"Haven't you seen it!There are exchange functions in it.,The system thinks it's reasonable.,So it's opened!" The system's answer is always a pit...

Lin Tian pouted, okay, this reason is very powerful, and then opened the exchange page, and then the exchange page appeared in Lin Tian's mind, Lin Tian was almost blinded by the various items in his mind.

Peach: 100,000 points.

Nine Turns Soul Rejuvenation Pill: 100,000 points.

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Fitness Pill: 5,000 points.

Small Strengthening Pill: 3,000 points.

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Tyrant razor: 1,000 points.

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Lin Tian browsed through the items in his mind page by page, Nima, how did he feel that he had been pitted? Then Lin Tian asked: "System, there are peaches in it? Also Nima 100,000 points!"

"yes... What's wrong?"Hehe, I'm just finding out now?

"How many peaches did I pick for you!How many elixirs did I take!Nima, and finally give me 3,000 points!The cheapest ones are 1,000 points!" Lin Tian finally knew why he felt cheated...

"Yes, you gave me the peach and elixir in it!" " The system smiled obscenely and said.

Lin Tian didn't know what to say anymore, he really wanted to strangle the system...

"Then you say, if you normally exchange the peach I gave you for points, how much..."

"I don't have a peach with 50,000 points..."

I bought a watch last year! Lin Tian looked at the three thousand points in his mind and wanted to cry without tears... Yes, the king of the pit is here, listen to Lao Guo tell ghost stories.

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