"Hong Yanwu, you bastard!"

Fang Ting cursed while wiping her tears with a handkerchief, crying like pear blossoms with rain, crying with pity. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Even Hong Yanwu had to sigh that a woman's age is really the most beautiful time in her life, whether it is her skin, smell, or still green look, or even clear tears, all of them are sharp weapons that can easily conquer men.

It seems that time is indeed the enemy of women, and as they grow older, the charm of a woman's appearance is bound to diminish!

"Don't cry!

"You're a bastard!

"Well, that's what is wrong with me, didn't you already know about it?"

In order to stop Fang Ting's crying and scolding, Hong Yanwu's cheeky words finally made her and Liu Jia laugh.

In the pavilion of the small garden, Fang Ting was wiping her tears with a handkerchief, smiling at the same time, and Liu Jia was still standing aside to comfort her.

Now the atmosphere is much more harmonious than just now, and there is no tension and-for-tat confrontation between the three people, but a wonderful atmosphere that makes everyone cry and laugh a little.

This is because after Hong Yanwu just used coercion to keep Fang Ting, he had already made his true intentions clear.

It turned out that due to the burden of family components, Hong Lucheng was always treated coldly in the hospital, and doctors often only used ordinary painkillers to dismiss him. But how could the "aspirin" sold in pharmacies work for his current illness?

Hong Yanwu naturally couldn't see his father suffering so much, so he thought about prescribing some better painkillers to his father. However, because most of these drugs are opioids, they are controlled drugs. So after thinking about it, he found that there was no one around him but Fang Ting, so he had to come and give it a try.

But I didn't expect that just because I couldn't say it clearly, there would be such a big mistake. And now that the misunderstanding has been explained, he may still have a headache.

Because Fang Ting was really frightened just now, although the suspicion of him had disappeared, it was replaced by anger after being frightened, and in addition, there was some embarrassment of making jokes because of self-righteousness and preconceived ideas.

Hong Yanwu knows Fang Ting's temper best, and knows that this person has a big temperament, if he can't make up for this lost face and make her happy again, I'm afraid he will still run away in vain today.

Sure enough, as soon as Fang Ting wiped away her tears, she began to fight with Hong Yanwu with resentment, and instead of talking about the hospital regulations, even if Hong Yanwu apologized vigorously, she had no intention of accommodating at all.

But fortunately, Liu Jia's heart is not bad, probably because she also wrongly blamed Hong Yanwu just now, and helped him say good things.

"Okay, okay, if you don't explain the misunderstanding, they have apologized to you, or help him, if you are afraid of trouble, I will go to the surgery to help him ask." ”

"Liu Jia, you don't care about him. And you don't know what he meant by that, ......."

Speaking of this, Fang Ting realized something and quickly stopped.

"What? I heard the plates and bowls, what do you mean?"

Liu Jiake didn't pay attention to Fang Ting's blushing at all, and still asked with wide eyes and curiosity like a baby.

This created an opportunity for Hong Yanwu to further ease the relationship, and he hurriedly used the way of playing cymbals to speak and relieve Fang Ting.

"Comrade Fang Ting, actually, you don't need to be afraid of me at all. Proletarian revolutionaries all over the world can become relatives just because of the Internationale, and we are acquaintances no matter how we say it. Even if I became a hooligan in a moment of confusion and was the number one outlaw in the world, I wouldn't be so mad, would I? What's more, the party and the people did not abandon me, but also gave me the opportunity to change my evil ways and return to the right......

Hong Yanwu's exaggerated language really succeeded in softening Fang Ting's face, and at the same time diverted Liu Jia's attention.

even caused Liu Jia to laugh all the time, but she said as if she was raising the bar in her mouth, "It's really hard to say." Now because the object is not good, there are a lot of troubles, so they are sent to our hospital, taking medicine, hanging, cutting wrists, cutting people, and self-harming. Who knows what you're going to do if you're impulsive? Besides, you can really guarantee that Fang Ting has no idea now?"

These words inevitably attracted Fang Ting's attention, and she stared at Hong Yanwu, as if she still had concerns.

"Those people have problems because they're confused. I'm a self-aware person, how can I be like them? Besides, it's useless to have ideas, I understand everything. Oh, who do I like, who is mine? Then I still like banks, why aren't banks mine? Actually, I already knew that some things are too far away from me, they are two worlds at all. For example, Fang Ting ......"

This is an obvious compliment, seeing that Fang Ting's expression returned to relaxation, and the corners of his mouth couldn't stop smiling, Hong Yanwu knew that it worked, and he immediately made another supplement to Liu Jia.

"Actually, don't get me wrong, the relationship between me and Fang Ting was very pure. To put it bluntly, how old are we, but it's Xiaohe who shows his sharp corners, just like playing at home, completely getting along with ordinary friends. At that time, even when I talked to her, I blushed, I had a thief's heart and no guts. Not to mention the 'two' and 'three', even the "one" has never been to ......"

"What do you call one, two, or three? I know the first department, the second department. ”

Without waiting for Hong Yanwu to finish speaking, Liu Jia couldn't help but ask, because she really didn't understand the meaning of some terms.

Naturally, she can't be blamed for this, because what Hong Yanwu said is a black word in a special circle, in fact, the first, second, and third parts refer to the part of the girl's body, one is the face, the second is the chest, and the third is the lower body.

The specific usage is similar to this. For example, once a bad boy has a girlfriend, his good buddies will often ask him, "How deep is your relationship?

Therefore, only unscrupulous young people would understand the meaning of these words.

And seeing that Hong Yanwu didn't open the door. Fang Ting, who was afraid of being embarrassed and conspicuous, was in a hurry. "Hong Yanwu, how dare you talk nonsense! If you do this again, I will ......leave immediately."

Hong Yanwu immediately realized that the boundary between men and women in this era is very strict, even if the person in front of him is a really, he can't accept too straightforward offense, so he regrets that he didn't have a brain, so he hurriedly remedied.

"I'm sorry, I'm running the train again. What I really mean by this, though, is that any promise pales in the face of time. Although emotions are above material, they must be used as stepping stones. And a person who has no future, it is difficult to imagine that he will be true to his feelings. In my present condition, what is more needed is for two noble angels in white to stretch out your loving hands and take me by the hand. ”

Not to mention, these few sentences dragged out by Hong Yanwu really shocked the two little nurses.

Fang Ting stared at Hong Yanwu as if she didn't know her.

Liu Jia couldn't help but express her appreciation.

"I didn't expect you to be able to speak vernacular, and you can say such literary and artistic words, you are almost ready to write poetry. What school did you graduate from?

Hong Yanwu couldn't help but be happy, and said in his heart that this might be called Miss Jiao's encounter with the old love saint, and she suffered a loss because she didn't know it! Just two sentences of nonsense will surprise you like this, it seems that it will be almost the same if you drag two more sentences.

"After the award, in fact, I usually like to read books, so I understand the philosophical principles that many people don't understand. Don't believe it, for example, from the dialectical point of view, although Fang Ting fell for me just now, it must be a bad thing in your opinion, but in my opinion, this is also a good thing. ”

"How is that possible! Are you talking nonsense?" Liu Jia didn't believe it at all.

"Say you're fat, you're gasping! Just you're still philosophical!" Fang Ting also scoffed.

But Hong Yanwu said unhurriedly, "I'll tell you a story, you listen to it first." There was such a wolf, and he knocked on the door of the rabbit, and the wolf said affectionately, 'Little rabbit, open the door.' The little rabbit immediately replied, 'Come on!'. But the mother rabbit said, 'Don't open it!' Do you know what the wolf said at the end?"

"Are you alright? This is a story that kindergarten children know. ”

"That's it, isn't this story just about teaching children not to open the door to strangers? What else can the wolf say? ”

Liu Jia and Fang Ting both rolled their eyes in unison, and then looked at Hong Yanwu with the eyes of a fool.

But they didn't expect it at all, but Hong Yanwu smiled evilly at the corner of his mouth, and then gave an answer that they couldn't imagine at all.

In fact, in the end, the wolf sighed and said, 'Alas, it's easy to fool a girl, but it's too hard to fool a woman!'"

This kind of joke definitely belonged to the category of brain-opening back then, and it made the two girls very happy.

But after all, they were also nurses in the delivery room, and they laughed on the surface, and soon understood the hidden meaning, so they all blushed and scolded in unison.

"Hooligans!"

Fortunately, this time the scolding is scolding, but the happiness is real, and the anger is fake. It's also a habit of nature, they are all young people, and they are really not so old-fashioned to some extent.

So Hong Yanwu was not ashamed, but proud, not only did he not care about this comment, but also had to say a "famous sentence" of "being a hooligan and developing abnormally".

This couldn't help but make the two girls blush like a fever when they heard it.

Fang Ting complained vigorously, "Why are you so poor, who did you learn from?"

Liu Jia didn't care much, she seemed to like Hong Yanwu's alternative way of speaking, and took the initiative to ask.

"Well, do all the scoundrels talk like you?

Everything is in place step by step, Hong Yanwu rolled his eyes when he heard this, and said in his heart that he could eat enough with thick skin, but he couldn't eat with thin skin. In this way, holding the scale, a meat joke that strikes while the iron is hot, he greets him again.

"I also know a little bit about ancient poems, such as this one. The bright moonlight in front of the bed is suspected to be frost on the ground. Raise your head to look at the bright moon and bow your head to think of your hometown. I think the best thing to write is the concise image, the idea is novel! The ancients sketched a vivid scene in just a few words, but it would be cumbersome to express it in modern language, perhaps it must be said that there was a girl named Mingyue in front of the bed who had taken off her clothes, and her skin was as delicate as hoarfrost on the ground. raised her head to look at the bright moon girl, lowered her head and thought that her wife was still far away in her hometown. I think this poem fully reflects the poet's ambivalence as a wandering man, wandering alone, looking for flowers and willows!"

"Hahaha! You're not a nice person!"

I still said it in my mouth, but this time I really couldn't control it!

Not only did Liu Jia only cough, but even Fang Ting covered her stomach and laughed, and the two girls threw aside all their fake and serious reservations and pretentious postures.

Looking at their reactions, the atmosphere was completely in place, and Hong Yanwu was also solid at the moment.

In this year, if you want to win the favor of a girl, it is actually not that complicated. It's all up to the mouth to keep up. As long as you can rely on God to talk about beauty for them, let alone ask them to do something, you really want everyone to have a show.

Sure enough, when the two of them had laughed enough, Hong Yanwu brought up the matter of prescribing medicine to his father again, and the ice on Fang Ting's attitude melted, and she no longer had a straight face. But she could only promise to go to the surgery to help ask as much as she could, and she didn't dare to give a full guarantee. She also asked Hong Yanwu if he had brought his father's medical records and diagnosis, and that he had to have some practical proof before he could speak.

This already made Hong Yanwu very happy, he hurriedly opened his schoolbag and took out the medical record diagnosis book, and at the same time took out two packs of kraft paper wrapped things and stuffed them to Fang Ting and Liu Jia respectively. This is also the "killer feature" he specially prepared in advance for this time to see Fang Ting's "set of porcelain" (in the local language, because the Beijing dialect calls the buddy porcelain, and by extension, the set of relationships).

"A small gift, not a tribute. The two of you also have a smile on your face. ”

After the paper bag was in hand, there was a fragrance in the nose, Fang Ting and Liu Jia couldn't help but be stunned, and couldn't help but ask together, "What?"

Hong Yanwu grinned.

"Do you still need to ask? The sugar-fried chestnuts of the 'Righteousness' on Xidan North Street. You girls don't like to eat the most? ”

Surprise immediately appeared on Fang Ting's face, she was knowledgeable.

"Yo, the 'Righteous Food Store' is the famous 'Chestnut King', you went out of your way to buy it? ”

"Of course, I sincerely want to bribe you, so naturally I have to buy the best. To be honest, it took an hour to queue. I heard that the pot will be withdrawn in just a few days, and if you want to eat it again, you will see you in half a year. ”

Liu Jia is still a little greedy.

"Why didn't you take it out in the first place? And how do I think you have two more in your bag?" ”

Hong Yanwu was busy complaining.

"If you guys start with someone, I've got to have a chance. Thank you, be merciful, I still have a mother and sister at home......"

Liu Jia didn't expect it again.

"Hey, I can't see that you're very filial, and you're quite careful......"

Only then did Hong Yanwu smile.

"No one has a mother, so I'll be brazen, all because you're praising me. ”

Liu Jia has laughed too many times today, and it is not bad this time.

"Haha, it's just to praise you, but you've never been thin-skinned......"

And Fang Ting looked at Hong Yanwu again, but her eyes showed a rather complicated look. She couldn't figure out why Hong Yanwu had changed so much, he spoke and acted with sophistication and refinement, and his anger when he went forward a year was like a different person.

An inexplicable attraction even made her wonder if she really had a trace of affection for Hong Yanwu, otherwise why would she have such strange feelings?

But at this moment, she couldn't think about anything more.

Because a chubby figure has appeared in the small garden. Her current boyfriend, Song Guofu, also found here. (To be continued.) )