To say that Hong Yanwu is really worthy of the title of "old thief", he didn't let go of the remaining butter. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 Before leaving, he secretly cut more than half of the pull, and also tore half a piece of oiled paper, secretly wrapped it and took it home.

However, this bad boy is not for himself. He had a beautiful plan in his heart, and he knew that he would eat silk cakes at home at night, so he lied that the teacher asked him to bring them back, and wanted to use the silk cakes to smear butter and let his mother taste the "Soviet food".

Although Wang Yunlin is very happy for his filial piety, he refuses to eat the "Western food" he made up and matched, not to say that butter is not paired with bread, and it is not used to fry steak, or it is a waste of things. He also said that if you want to stuff it so indiscriminately, you will have a bad stomach if you don't get it right.

This made Hong Yanwu a little angry, he didn't think he was "wrong", but thought that his mother would not enjoy foreign modernization and did not know how to "foreign style".

In this way, as soon as he came up like this, he had to prove that he was "right", so he simply demonstrated it to his mother in person. As a result, the silk cake was buttered and eaten, grinning his teeth, and he was so hot that he almost didn't burn the back of his head.

Why? Some people wonder how the back of the head burns?

Hey, in fact, this is the same as that cross talk joke. As soon as this butter touches the hot silk cake, it will flow down the finger seam and under the arm. Then Hong Yanwu naturally raised his arm to lick the oil that flowed down. Therefore, his hand holding the silk cake bent and lifted it up, didn't it reach the back of his ear?

This posture is easy to put on the brain.

If you want to say that it is thanks to this kid to hide quickly, the butter did not burn the back of his head, but dripped onto his clothes again. Then he found another cloth to wipe it on, and in any case he ate a mess and was in a hurry.

Hong Lucheng couldn't stand Hong Yanwu's embarrassment of jumping up and down, and scolded his son for being sick. But he didn't expect that this sentence would come true that night.

Somehow, Hong Yanwu, who was asleep, had a stomach upset and almost tossed all night. Fortunately, Hong Lucheng knocked on the neighbor's door at night and got a little "Jiao Sanxian", (the prescription of Chinese medicine, that is, Jiao malt, Jiao Hawthorn, and Jiao Shenqu, which have a good effect of dissipation and stagnation) finally saved the royal drive of this "Hong Sanye".

However, the next morning, Hong Yanwu still vomited out all the "Soviet food" that he ate at night. As a result, it was early in the morning, Wang Yunlin helped clean up the filth, and at the same time counted down her son distressedly, saying that he was idle and had nothing to do, so he had to eat and screw himself.

Hong Yanwu also knew that it was terrible now, and shouted loudly, saying that he would never come to the "foreign school" again in the future.

On this day, this kid naturally didn't go to school. And after he recovered, Chang Xianzhang already knew the whole story of his sin, so naturally, as soon as they met, he first reprimanded him.

"You kid, you dare to take it without telling you, be careful and become a thief in the future! You remember to me, the greed is too heavy, and it will not be a big thing in the future. If you don't change this problem, even if you can achieve a small success, you will eventually lose in the word 'greed'. ”

Actually, Chang Xianzhang didn't feel distressed, otherwise he wouldn't have entertained the two children to follow him and munch on it. But out of the duty of a teacher, he can't help but express disdain and criticize Hong Yanwu's behavior.

But Hong Yanwu had no skin and no face, not only did he not admit his mistake, but he also refuted it indifferently.

"Why don't you just order butter, why are you so serious, I'm still a child. ”

Chang Xianzhang was really annoyed when he heard this, because this is not an ordinary trivial issue, but involves a person's future morality.

"Don't sell small with me! Quanzi is also a child, so people won't take it!"

After that, he slapped his hand on the table hard, and then scolded sharply, "If you are returned, you will become a refinement! I will not study well, and if I don't punish you today, I will be sorry for your parents!"

Now that we're out of the way, we'll have to tell the truth. Don't look at Chang Xianzhang is really anxious now, but Hong Yanwu said in his heart that he has never been afraid of him.

This is not only because he has been a bastard boy who doesn't take any rules into account since he was a child, but also because Chang Xianzhang's age is actually not much different from his eldest brother Hong Yanzheng. And at home, he has always followed his parents to call his eldest brother the boss, and he acts without any respect.

Hong Yanzheng himself was quite disgusted by this, and for this reason, he once found an opportunity to deliberately complain to his mother, saying that Hong Yanwu had dismantled his cigarettes.

Unexpectedly, Wang Yunlin said at that time, "Demolish it, you have to smoke it anyway." ”

Hong Yanzheng said again, "This 'old thief' has dismantled a whole cigarette and turned it into a firewood stick!"

Wang Yunlin frowned when she heard this, but said again, "If you do it, you will smoke, and I will annoy you to smoke at all." ”

Hong Yanzheng didn't expect his mother to be so protective, so he was not happy, saying that his mother was used to the third child, and that his mother was eccentric......

As a result, Wang Yunlin hung her face at the moment, and then said, "You just said that I am not your own mother!"

Hong Yanzheng didn't dare to say anything again. He felt aggrieved in his heart, so he went to tell his father again. But Hong Lucheng pretended to be worried about the social situation in his heart, and he was impatient to listen to this, in one sentence, "What are you messing with him, put away your own things." And he sent him away.

Since then, Hong Yanzheng has adopted a respectful attitude towards Hong Yanwu, and he can be ashamed of him, and he will not even look at him. And Hong Yanwu didn't know how to be ashamed, but was complacent, and he didn't take this big brother in his eyes more and more.

Therefore, don't look at Chang Xianzhang who is eighteen years older than Hong Yanwu, but because there is a big brother in the family who gets along day and night and falls behind, this kid is not afraid at all even if he is facing him face to face now.

But having said that, Hong Yanwu was also very willing to obey Chang Xianzhang's orders.

Although he didn't understand why Chang Xianzhang always said to him and Chen Liquan, "If you don't study hard now, you will regret it later", he also knew that this teacher was really good to them.

Because before there was no such teacher, the two of them lived in chaos, and they didn't know that there was a Han, no matter Wei and Jin, they could only run around all day long, and it was not interesting at all when the time was long.

But since this teacher, he and Chen Liquan have known many things that they have never heard of. That's not just a storytelling, a historical story. There are also heaven, underground, nautical miles, space, and other things abroad are also very interesting, what the Soviet Union, the United States, Europe, Africa......

All of this allows the imagination of the two children to be fully activated. It turns out that the world is not all courtyards of quadrangle houses, it turns out that the moon is not full is not for the tengu to take a piece, it turns out that there are many countries in Africa, and they still live like savages......

The strangest thing is that for some reason, after knowing these things, Hong Yanwu slowly began to feel that since Chang Xianzhang knew so much, he seemed to be far more capable and more thoughtful than Zhuge Liang and Liu Bowen in the commentary. As a result, an inexplicable admiration filled his heart, which made him like to go to this teacher to discuss everything.

Besides, those "Russian-style meals" were not eaten for nothing, and Hong Yanwu knew that every meal was worth a lot of money. And Chang Xianzhang's generosity can not only bring him the satisfaction of appetite, but also a more strange psychological satisfaction. At that time, he had no idea that there were two words in the world - "equality" and "respect".

In short, in Hong Yanwu's heart, the relationship between him and Chang Xianzhang is really not bad. This teacher is not exactly a teacher, but more like his brother, his relatives. They have long been very good friends.

Because of this, although he doesn't admit it, he has always been willing to let it go. As long as it doesn't affect his "freedom" too much, he is a smooth donkey who is willing to grind obediently in Chang Xianzhang's hands.

And this time, because he stole the butter, it was the first time for Hong Yanwu to see Chang Xianzhang so angry, and he didn't expect to make the teacher so angry that he coughed a little.

If you think about it, even for a friend, he really didn't do it very well. So the old face turned red, and he couldn't help but regret what he had done.

However, at this time, although he had already admitted his mistake, because his mouth was hard and a little difficult to turn just now, he could only adopt the hippie smiling mode first, serving Chang Xianzhang tea and water, pinching his shoulders and rubbing his back, and showing great hospitality, and relieving the atmosphere in a roundabout and enterprising manner.

Chang Xianzhang is still angry, where to eat him. "Go, go, go, I'll tell you something serious, don't give me sloppy eyes!"

At this time, Hong Yanwu can only shamelessly use the exclusive privilege of children and beg for mercy without a bottom line.

"Teacher, I know it's wrong. I'll change it later, never again, don't punish me. Okay?"

After speaking, he stuck to Chang Xianzhang like twisted candy, not only pleading silently with those bright eyes, but also holding Chang Xianzhang's hand and shaking it straight.

It was the first time for Chang Xianzhang to see Hong Yanwu bow his head and admit his mistakes like a pug, but it is strange that when this cowardly child wants to deliberately please people, he can not be annoying at all.

All of a sudden, he was so angry that he didn't laugh or laugh at this kid, and the fire in his heart dissipated unconsciously.

And if he thinks about it carefully, it seems that whether it is beating or punishing kneeling, this kid really doesn't care, the so-called punishment, in fact, the scope is also very empty, basically the form is greater than the content.

So in desperation, he had to smile bitterly and let him pass the test easily.

"You stinky boy, you are really a fancy belly! If you don't learn badly, you will benefit the people of the whole country......

Chang Xianzhang's final punishment for Hong Yanwu was just to point his hand at his head and hurt him fiercely.

But he forgot that Hong Yanwu was a person who must not give a good face. As soon as this kid saw the teacher's face softened, he immediately kicked his nose in the face again, and the monkey's head and monkey brain were not the same.

"Okay, okay, let's talk so much about being tired, let's make another joke?"

Chang Xianzhang's face darkened again, and he raised his hand.

"I'm really pumping you! How many times have you said it? Who is talking to you about the two brothers!"