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Speechless to speechless, Lin Tian made a move, and a wrist-thick cucumber was thrown to the banshee by Lin Tian: "Don't think about it, you really can't make do with this!"

"......" Banshee.

"......" the crowd.

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In the evening, there was a large banquet in Wolong Cave, everywhere was plastered with big red happy words, rows of tables were full of wine and meat, Lin Tian sat in the middle, and on the left hand side sat Tang Seng with a sad face and his newlyweds...

"Come on, little ones, drink!" Lin Tian laughed, and after that, a bowl of wine went straight to his stomach.

"King, the little one will pour you wine..."At this time, a little demon came up with a pot of wine, and poured wine for Lin Tian as he spoke.

Lin Tian nodded, this little demon has a very flexible head, and he also knows how to pour wine for himself! It's just? Nima, you are astigmatism, right? The wine is poured outside the wine glass!

When Lin Tian saw this, he glanced at the little demon with dissatisfaction, and was shocked in his heart, because he found that this little demon was a little wrong, you said that you pour wine and pour the bar, why do you keep looking at Tang Seng?

Thinking about it, Lin Tianyun got the delusional eyes from the system, and the effect was similar to that of a monkey's fiery eyes, and he could see through all the delusions.

Lin Tianyun raised his delusional eyes and looked at the little demon, through a layer of fog, who is that face, if it is not a monkey?

At that moment, Lin Tian smiled, then slammed the table, pretending not to find the monkey and said, "You little demon, the wine is poured outside!"

The monkey was startled, but he was also clever, retracted his gaze at Tang Seng, and when he turned around, his face was flushed, and he said with a little drunken eyes: "Small, I drank too much..."

"Too much drinking? haha! I see you really drank too much!" Lin Tian smiled as he tugged at the monkey's ear, a hint of treachery flashed in his eyes.

The monkey's heart is full of me, and his heart says how similar this scene is, when he was fighting with the green ox under the throne of Taishang Laojun, in order to steal the weapon that was taken away by the diamond bracelet, he also let the cow pluck his ear!

"I said, father-in-law, why don't you get some food for my old pig! My old pig's stomach is grunting with hunger!" Zhu Bajie, who had been awake for a long time, found himself sitting in a jar filled with salt water, why salt water? From the stinging feeling on the skin, I know that ordinary water does not feel this way, but Zhu Bajie doesn't care too much, he has rough skin and thick meat, and if he wants to soak his skin white, he has to have ten days and eight days! And the reason why Zhu Bajie said this is completely because he was attracted by the fragrance of wine and meat on the table.

"Tang Seng, do you see, this idiot still wants to be my son-in-law in the cave!" Lin Tian smiled at Tang Seng, pointed at Zhu Bajie and said to Tang Seng.

"Amitabha..."Tang Seng recited the Buddha's name, for Zhu Bajie's habit, he really can't say anything, you say he's lazy, he is very careful in doing things, you say he's loyal, any woman can hook his soul away, besides, Tang Seng said that he himself is now difficult to protect himself!

The monkey was a little confused, the Bodhisattva went back to the west to move the rescuers, leaving him alone, he also happened to see the little whirlwind buy things back, changed, through the set of almost, he knew that Tang Seng was going to marry a daughter-in-law, as for what happened later, the monkey didn't know, he just didn't worry, changed and came in to see, if he could, waiting for the opportunity to rescue Tang Seng.

"Go! Pour wine for Elder Tang!" Lin Tian kicked the monkey, but he didn't kick it, the monkey came back to his senses, and felt a little uneasy, pouring wine for his master? Master, when did you break the ring, why didn't my grandson know!

However, in order not to be exposed, the monkey still poured wine for Tang Seng, and he didn't dare to pour more, and he poured almost a third of the bowl.

"Amitabha, the king, the poor monk is a monk, and he can't drink..."Although Tang Seng was surrounded by women, he still stuck to his bottom line and said.

Lin Tian smiled and said: "You are going to enter the cave room in a while, you can't be a monk, why do you insist on doing it so much, isn't there such a saying, let the wine and meat pass through the intestines, the Buddha sits in his heart, if you have a Buddha in your heart, why care about the things in this cup?"

Wine and meat passed through the intestines, and the Buddha sat in his heart... Tang Seng carefully savored Lin Tian's words, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt philosophical, but this sentence could not shake the bottom line that Tang Seng had adhered to for decades, and saw Tang Seng say: "I didn't expect the king to have such a Buddha root, why don't you put down the butcher knife and return to my Buddha?"

"Hey, you monk, do you still want to make me a Buddha?" Lin Tiantian smiled, these words will be rotten on the street in the future, almost everyone knows it, is it possible that everyone will become a monk in the future?

"Amitabha..." Tang Seng closed his eyes again, silently, and the wine glass did not move.

When Lin Tian saw it, he pouted: "Monk, have you ever thought about what the world would be like if everyone in the world became a monk?"

"Naturally, the world is peaceful..."

"! Who the hell gave birth to you! Will there be anyone in a hundred years? When the time comes, who will sit on this Buddha?" Lin Tianba chirped, spitting at Tang Seng in the face.

"This..."Tang Seng was speechless, although Lin Tian's words were vulgar, but the reason, uh, crooked reasoning was quite sufficient, Tang Seng really couldn't find the words to deal with it for a while.

"Hmph, pedantic, hurry up and drink the wine, or I'll let you cave now!" Lin Tian turned his momentum and went back to drinking.

"King, the poor monk can't drink, why don't you let my apprentices do it for you?"

"Oh, okay!" Lin Tian agreed, which made Tang Seng a little stunned, why was he so happy this time?

"You can't drink wine, tea is always fine!" Lin Tian touched his chin and said playfully.

Tang Seng didn't say anything, nodded, signaled that he could drink, Lin Tian hooked the corner of his mouth, took a teapot by himself, and vaguely threw a pill into the teapot, and then with an exaggerated smile on his face, he personally poured a cup of tea for Tang Seng, handed it to the little demon of the monkey change, and motioned for the monkey to send it to Tang Seng.

The monkey silently took the tea, his nose moved, he didn't smell anything abnormal, and wondered in his heart, just now he obviously felt that Lin Tian seemed to have added something to it, but the monkey still believed in his experience, he had eaten a medical book before, and he knew everything about medical skills, since he didn't find anything wrong, the monkey generously sent it to Tang Seng.

"Please!" Lin Tian smiled and made a gesture of please, Tang Seng was stunned, then picked up the teacup and drank it slowly, Lin Tian saw Tang Seng drink it, and his heart was more satisfied.

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That's right, Lin Tian just let this go, he really wanted to see what happened to Tang Seng once he had a seizure, facing the four flower-like banshees around him, aren't you calm!

"Come on, wait for Elder Tang to enter the cave room!" Lin Tian said with a wicked smile.

When the words fell, the four banshees beside Tang Seng laughed, and drove Tang Seng to the cave room, although Tang Seng struggled, how could he be the opponent of the banshees?

The little demon turned into a monkey saw it, and his face was anxious, if this group of female goblins succeeded, this learning experience would be regarded as the end, but the monkey was not worried that Tang Seng would commit it, he was worried that this group of female goblins would be strong!

"Where are you going?" Lin Tian glanced at the monkey, and when he saw that the monkey was faintly following up, he said faintly.

"It's... King... The little one will fetch you wine...", the monkey said, rolling his eyes, shaking the empty bottle in his hand.

"No need, I don't want to drink anymore, it's not easy to see you, sit down and drink a bar!I'll go to sleep for a while!" Lin Tian's tone was a little teasing, how could he not see the monkey's excuse? It was just that he wanted to go in and solve the banshee in a vague way and then rescue Tang Seng.

When the monkey heard this, he was anxious to sit down, Nima! If he sat down and had eaten and drunk as Lin Tian said, maybe Tang Seng's babies would have come out! Ahem, although it was a bit exaggerated, the meaning was that.

Thinking about it, the monkey threw away the wine jug in his hand, and the Ruyi golden hoop stick appeared in his hand, and when he looked up, he had already shown his figure, he thought so, since the soft one is not good, then come to the hard one, although the hard one can't be beaten, but make a fuss, and destroy the cave house The monkey is still confident.

"Hmph, come and see who I am!" the monkey sneered, his eyes were like lightning, and two buckets of golden light shot out, penetrating the sky!

However, Lin Tian had been preparing for a long time, and when the monkey raised his head, it was a dark gourd mouth...

"Monkey King!"

"Ahh

The monkey shook his head and glanced at Lin Tian, he had already figured it out, he had already been exposed! It's just that there is some resentment in his heart, you caught me and let me go! What kind of trouble is this! For Lin Tian, Sun Wukong felt tricky for the first time, no way! I can't fight, I can't play, in short, I don't have love...

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In the West, Guanyin told Rulai about the matter, and Rulai was also a little entangled, and glanced at the children who were running all over the place, shuttling between the various Arhats, and the palpitation of Lin Tian in his heart was even worse, and he was now thinking, should he be on a trip?

Originally, it would have been a shame for the Buddha to give birth to a child, but if he gave birth to one, I will go! Then the Western Buddha Realm will really become the laughing stock of the Three Realms!

"Buddha..."Guanyin saw that Rulai was a little hesitant and said loudly.

Rulai Wenyan glanced at Guanyin, his face was still the same ancient well without waves, still so calm, only to see Rulai pinching his fingers and counting, lying down! How do you feel that the cause and effect of the ministry are becoming more and more blurred, and only a trace remains?

Rulai sighed, although he didn't know what Lin Tian had done, but he knew that if he didn't go, then the preaching and preaching thing would really be over!

"Buddha Sheng!" "Buddha Sheng!" shouted loudly, Buddha Sheng is the child of Rulai, well, was drawn out by Lin Tian, as the name suggests, born of Buddha, so it is called Buddha Sheng, in short, I feel that Rulai looks very casual when naming the child...

"Mother, father!" The child who was still shuttling around the arhats just now climbed up to Rulai's knee in a wide Buddhist robe.

"Ahem... Call Daddy!"

"No, the Queen Mother said that it is the mother who gives birth to the child!"

it! Queen Mother, Queen Mother again! Queen Mother! I'm not done with you!

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