"Senior, senior, I'm Dao Jiuwu, and I finally let me find you. ”

Looking at the bull demon in front of him, who had returned to normal walking, Yi Bai sighed very much, this old cow's body is not bad, the last time they met, he was limping, and it has only been a few days before he returned to normal.

"What, what's the matter with me. ”

"Hehe...... Jiuwu rubbed his hands, smiled embarrassedly for a while, and said in a low voice: "No, my sentence is coming soon, I want to discuss that issue with my seniors." ”

Yi Bai frowned: "What?"

Jiuwu looked around and leaned into Yi Bai's ear: "That's it, in and out!"

, Yi Bai was a little confused, he had lived for thousands of years, and it was the first time that someone had asked him about this.

However, you're asking the right person, and I'm quite accomplished in this area.

Yi Bai coughed and drove the people around him away, took him to a remote place, and stood with his hands in his hands: "Is there anything to ask about this?

Seeing that there was no one around, Dao Jiuwu immediately cried, tears flowed, and he knelt directly on the ground: "Senior, you don't know my suffering! My family is also thin and has property, plus I work in the public service department, and my income is also very stable, and then I found a target for the succubus clan." ”

"Now I'm getting money to kill kidney injuries, and all the money in my family is used by me to buy supplements, and I am even despised by the object, saying that I can't do it!"

"I was very depressed, she didn't feel it for a minute, and she made such a hasty judgment, which was really unreasonable. ”

Yi Bai was a little strange after hearing this, what can he do in less than a minute?

"You mean to ask me for some tips or tricks for the maiden?"

Dao Jiuwu wiped his tears and snot, and nodded hurriedly: "Ask my seniors to save me!

"You're so afraid of her, why don't you just break up with her?", Yi Bai was very strange.

Dao Jiuwu showed a lewd look on his face: "She is so good-looking, so cute, how could I leave her, even if it is death, I am willing!"

"Then you are still going to flirt with your colleagues, and you are still going to have an in-depth exchange of super friendship?", Yi Bai is even more strange.

Dao Jiuwu's face was full of indifference, and he glanced at Yi Bai in surprise: "This is normal, the seniors may not have read the latest research of the Academy of Sciences." ”

"Most mammals stop having sex for a period of time after **, even when their original mate is around. This stage is called the sexual refractory period. Its length varies depending on the species of animal and its surroundings, ranging from a few minutes, to a few hours or days. ”

"However, if a male animal is given a new female estrus object after it, its refractory period will be greatly shortened, and even the ** behavior will immediately appear. ”

"It is said that this phenomenon, called the 'Coolidge effect', is passed down from the ancestors, and its biological significance is to contribute to the continuation of the species.

Yi Bai is completely stupid, this fucking scumbag is getting better and better, and he has found a scientific basis for cheating and splitting his legs.

However, looking at the green straw hat on the head of Jiuwu that was said to have been given to him by her subject when he was imprisoned, rich in the color of life and with the color of health, Yi Bai felt that it might not be a family and not enter the door.

He knows the character of the succubus, he has always been cheerful and generous, self-sacrificing, and this Jiuwu may now have more than a simple straw hat on his head, it may be a vast prairie.

The scumbag didn't deserve sympathy, Yi Bai pondered for a while and said: "To be honest, the talent between you and the succubus is not an order of magnitude at all, it's hopeless, wait for death, farewell!"

"Hey!", Dao Jiuwu was still ready to save it, stretched his hand forward, and found that his predecessor was directly broken by himself, and he was startled, and then he reacted, this is the predecessor's escape technique.

"Am I going to die young in ninety-five, on a woman's belly? Hey, forget it, it is glorious to die under the peony flower, and to be a ghost. ”

"That's right, when I hang up, I become a ghost, just apply to become a ghost, anyway, I have a lot of houses, it's a big deal to pay a fine!"

Jiuwu was instantly shocked by his wit, and happily went to go through the formalities of leaving.

When he arrived at the service area, Yi Bai politely asked, "May I ask how much does the highest level of retreat cost to the cave?"

As the service staff here, the big man naturally knew it by heart, the long rabbit ears shook, and the rabbit demon waiter said politely: "Hello Lord Modi, the service area only accepts the consumption of world contribution points, and it takes 1000 contribution points per standard day, which is about 86400 seconds." ”

Yi Bai, who was going to spend a lot of money, looked at his remaining world contribution points and was a little embarrassed, and there were only 1,000 points left.

After pondering for a while, Yi Bai asked quietly, "What about the lowest-level retreat room?"

The waiters were clearly well trained and had no meant to laugh.

Of course, most of the cultivators here are evildoers, and the dog's eyes look down on people, and it is estimated that the grave grass is now three meters high.

"Hello Lord Modi, the lowest level ......", the rabbit demon who was talking moved his ears, nodded and showed a standard professional smile at Yi Bai.

"Hello Lord Modi, Lord Heavenly Emperor just instructed his subordinates to help you complete the procedures for renting the Cultivation Cave Mansion for a long time, and all the contribution points will be deducted from her, and I will check in for you. ”

Rili Wanji still cares about himself so much, Yi Bai is very moved, especially this feeling of being raised, it is so comfortable!

Following the rabbit demon waiter, looking at the short rabbit tail sticking out from behind her professional clothes, swaying as she walked, Yi Bai was calm and concentrating, not understanding like a mountain, and was not moved at all.

This cultivation world is really too dangerous, all kinds of temptations are everywhere, and if you are not careful, you will fall into the Tao.

If he touches it, Yi Bai seriously suspects that he will be falsely accused of bankruptcy, of course, it is more likely that he will have one more concubine.

"My lord, this is the No. 1 Cultivation Cave Mansion of Jiazi, why don't you take a slave to take you to have a look?", the rabbit demon straightened up the uniform that was about to be broken, licked his lips and said seductively.

"No need!" Yi Bai replied calmly.

Hmph, what kind of beauty he has lived for thousands of years has never seen.

"Okay. The rabbit demon's eyes were dim for a while, and he missed an excellent opportunity to be a beautiful woman, and he was very sorry in his heart.

Do you want to directly tear your clothes and let Lord Mo Di see your own capital?

"Bang!", Yi Bai entered the cave directly, closed the door with his hand, and opened it prohibitively, completely eliminating the interference of external sounds and spells.

The rabbit stomped his feet angrily and had to leave silently.

Those of my generation who practice should take care of their own Yuanyang, and what matters is what matters.

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Sogou