"Ladies and gentlemen, good morning, today, we ushered in the opening ceremony of Penglai School, here, I, Guang Chengzi, on behalf of all the teachers of Penglai School, express my best wishes. ”

"Next, I would like to invite Mr. Zhang Daoling to say a few words, everyone is welcome. ”

Gaudí looked at the white-bearded old man on the playground podium and smiled and handed the microphone to the black-bearded old man next to him, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he still hasn't remembered it.

Lose your marbles!

The world is crazy.

It is now the year 5020 of the Yanhuang calendar, and 5000 years have passed since the Yanhuang War, well, it is worthy of the Yanhuang culture of 5,000 years of civilization.

But what the hell did Nuwa Niangniang stop the Yanhuang War in 5,000 years? What the hell is the union of the human race and the demon race? What the hell is it to build a harmonious society between the human race and the demon race?

This Nuwa Niangniang is definitely a traverser, Gaudí dares to swear by his starting point LV20 account, this is definitely a traverser.

His own principal is still Guangchengzi, Ya, wasn't he brushed by Sanxiao Niangniang with three flowers and five qi in his chest? This is too nonsense, why didn't you say that the demon master Kunpeng!

Turning his head to look around at the Terran and Demon students around him, Gaudí tried to take a deep breath so that he would not faint from being too excited.

Calm down, calm down, even if it is late for I don't know how many years, and 3,000 years late for the Chinese calendar of 5020, he will definitely be able to mix the wind and water!

Bet on the name of the traverser, and if you don't mix up the fame, you are embarrassed to say that you are a traverser!

Let's think about which powerful thigh to hug first, Zhen Yuanzi's thighs are quite thick, and he should be able to hold them for a long time.

"The Wanjie Chat Group is open, congratulations, you have been selected to join the Wanjie Chat Group. ”

"Qiao Feng, Zeng Aniu, Sedum Hero, Cheng Shifei, and Gai Nie have joined the group, please determine your nickname. ”

"The group will invite the second batch of new members in a week, the first group members can elect the group owner by themselves, please choose the group owner within one day, if you can't choose, postpone until the new member arrives, the responsibility of the group owner is to maintain the normal order in the group, help the group members encounter problems, the group owner has the privilege of the group owner, can appoint administrators, unless more than two-thirds of the group members agree, otherwise death can not remove the group leader. ”

Hey?

Goldfinger !!

Gaudí dared to swear by his LV20 starting point account, this is definitely his golden finger.

And he knows the current few people in the group, needless to say, Qiao Feng, the leader of the beggar gang, the one from North Qiao Feng and South Murong!

Sedum is not wrong, it is Sedum in "The Legend of Sword and Fairy 3", but I don't know if it's a game version or a TV version.

If it is right, it is the male protagonist in "The First in the World", a comic with full body skills.

Gai Nie must be the number one swordsman in the world in "Qin Shi Mingyue", and Zeng Aniu....

Gaudí remembered that it was the Mingjiao Sect that advocated Mowgli, and even used the old name.

This chat group has to make good use of it, although compared to the old man who spoke on the podium, the status of the people in this chat group is not high now, but in case a powerful person comes one day.

The identity of the group owner is very important, and the group owner has privileges.

First of all, you have to find a way to canvass for votes, well, it shouldn't be difficult, everyone here knows Gaudí, and a little spoiler intelligence is estimated to be able to pull votes.

Let's start with a domineering ID.

Hmph, with Gaudí's years of experience in mixing the starting point, how difficult can it be to get a domineering ID?

The god is a master who has entered the chat group.

Gai Nie: "Wanjie Chat Group, what is this?"

Sedum Hero: "Wow, what the hell is this, where is my jade pendant?" Ah, it's over, my jade pendant was taken away by that mysterious person!"

Qiao Feng: "Qiao Feng, the leader of the beggar gang, I don't know what to call all the heroes?"

Cheng is right and wrong: "I'm afraid to scare you when I say it, I am loved by everyone, flowers bloom, and the county lord is also in a daze when he sees the best hero of the world's first village in the yellow character of the first village in the world." ”

Zeng Aniu: "The first village in the world? ”

Cheng right and wrong: "Your knowledge is really shallow, I am the best master in the world." ”

God is a master: "Okay, don't brag there, it's just that you have accepted the skills of the undefeated naughty boy Gu Santong for decades and the secrets of various sects, and you are complacent there, and the personality of the gangsters in the city really can't be changed." ”

Cheng Shifei: "You, how do you know about my godfather?!"

God is a master: "I know a lot, for example, the natal name of Zeng Aniu in the group is called Zhang Wuji, why don't you show people by his real name?"

Zhang Wuji: "Your Excellency is really a master, but how did Your Excellency know that I am not my real name?"

God is a master: "Hahaha, the secret of heaven must not be revealed." ”

Gai Nie: "A good sentence can't be revealed, so can Your Excellency know my identity?"

God is a master: "The master is out of the Ghost Valley, the successor of the sword method, the junior brother Weizhuang, do you need to say more?"

Gagnie's pace came to a halt abruptly.

The little boy beside him asked suspiciously, "Uncle Nie, why did you stop?"

"It's okay, Tianming. ”

Gagnie didn't want the boy next to him to see what was on his mind.

"Let's keep walking. ”

Gai Nie: "Your Excellency is really a master, you actually know my identity, I don't know what method was used?"

God calculates masters: "Qimen Dunjia, the art of divination, just to calculate the number of lives of mere mortals, it is not difficult." ”

Gaudí is not bragging, the world he is in now is a real existence immortal, and in the memory of the original body, he has even seen the picture of Jiaolong going out to sea to send clouds and rain.

It's like a manifestation in front of people, but it's a pity that here, it's just a relatively rare picture.

Gayne: "What do you call Your Excellency?"

God counts as a superior person: "If you don't have a high surname, you won't say your name." ”

Gai Nie: "Gao, this surname makes me think of something. ”

Gaudí instantly thought of Gao Yuanli, and his surname was indeed Gao, but... He's not as handsome as Gaudí!

Well, Gaudí can definitely say that he is not as handsome as himself, and he doesn't want to be cheeky or anything.

God is a master: "The world is big, there are many worlds, and I am not the only one with a high surname, so it is not worth mentioning." ”

Sedum Hero: "I see you said for a long time, master, can you help me figure out where my jade pendant went? That mysterious person took my jade pendant, and I want to settle accounts with him." ”

God is a master: "Don't look for it, in three hundred days, he will come to you." ”

Sedum hero: "It's another three hundred days later! My plan to make a fortune, when the daylilies are cold, and the dignified Tang family lady, you will know that you are bullying me and Mao Mao, by the way, immortals, can you help me calculate when I will get rich?"

God is a master: "If you say something that may make you sad, I don't think I will live to see that day, sad .JPG." ”

Sedum: "What do you mean? I don't understand. ”

Qiao Feng: "Hahaha, the seniors mean that you didn't get rich on that day." ”

Sedum Hero: "No, how can this be?"

God calculates the master: "Otherwise, you choose me as the leader of the group, and I tell you how to make a fortune?"

Sedum Hero: "Okay, good!"

Seeing that Sedum was so easy to take the bait, Gaudí almost couldn't hold back his laughter.

It's the TV version of Sedum, yes, but there is a bit of stupidity in the shrewdness of the ghosts.

God calculates the master: "What about the others? If you choose me as the leader of the group, I will also help you with a divination for free, and if you are in trouble, I will also help you." ”