Chapter 1547: He's a Beautiful Man
"Whoosh-"
A ferocious black smoke rushed to his face.
As soon as Li Hao walked into the stone room, he was attacked, but he was not angry, he flashed lightly, dodged the black smoke, and smiled indifferently: "My lord, I don't have a grudge against you to kill my father! You don't have to hate me so much, right?"
The black smoke slowly turned into a humanoid black shadow, and said angrily: "You bastard boy! How dare you use such a broken box to tease your own official? The drama of the monarch and the minister performed here is complete nonsense! Reverse black and white!"
Li Hao smiled faintly: "Where is black and white reversed? He arsenic is a corrupt official, and Ji Xiaolan is a talent...... That's what TV shows and history say!"
Black Smoke said angrily, "Fart, fart, fart!"
He said three "farts" in a row, and he was so angry that his voice was trembling!
Li Hao said: "Don't be angry with adults, what's wrong with the interpretation in this TV series? Even if you point it out, let me learn a lesson or two!"
He arsenic said angrily: "Ji Xiaolan is extremely ugly, narrow-minded, relying on a bit of talent, has read a few dead books, and everyone who cares about it every day is also a scholar!
Li Hao smiled: "It's a little narrow-minded to belittle your opponent like this, right? It seems that this TV series is also right, and the relationship between adults and Ji is really incompatible......"
He arsenic said angrily: "Bastard! Bastard! Even though two or three hundred years have passed, don't you even read the history books? History will give this official a fair evaluation!"
"The statement in the history books is similar to that of the TV series. ”
"Impossible! Impossible! It is impossible for history books to turn black and white upside down!"
"If you don't believe me, I'll check it for you!"
Li Hao took out his mobile phone, opened Baidu, and searched for Ji Xiaolan.
The signal in the cave is very poor, and the opening speed of the web page is extremely slow......
He arsenic roared angrily and scolded: "Ji Xiaolan is a hypocrite!
Li Hao just smiled and said nothing.
I thought that this and arsenic's bearing is really small!
It's been hundreds of years, and I'm still scolding so fiercely!
How much he hates Ji Xiaolan!
Soon, the web page opened!
Li Hao flipped through the Baidu Encyclopedia, and Ji Xiaolan had a special entry.
Soon, he was dumbfounded.
One of them says so.
"Gong (referring to Ji Xiaolan) is eighty this year, he is still lustful, eats dozens of catties of meat every day, and does not eat a grain all day long, which is really a strange person. ”
The meaning of this sentence is that Ji Xiaolan is still lustful at the age of eighty, only eating a dozen catties of meat every day, and never eating rice and grains. That's weird, isn't it?
There's another entry that says:
Ji Wenda Gong said to himself that it was a wild monster and turned around, eating meat and eating without grains of rice. The day is fortunate to count women, five drums such as a morning once, return to the apartment once, noon once, twilight once, lying down once, indispensable. In addition, there are often those who are lucky. ”
What the?
Never eat? Only meat?
Have at least 5 special activities a day?
This...... This......
Li Hao was dumbfounded!
Is this the talented Ji Xiaolan he is familiar with? This is simply a strange and strange person! If this kind of person is placed in 2006, he will definitely be a monster!
No wonder and arsenic watched the interpretation of the TV series, and they would burst into a rage and say that black and white were reversed!
It seems that he has also been poisoned by TV series since he was a child, and he thinks too much about Ji Xiaolan...... He took a look at the information about arsenic and found that it was not the same as what he knew. He Arsenic is indeed a greedy courtier, but the history books say that he has a face like a crown of jade, is handsome and beardless, and has sharp teeth, and is a beautiful man who can speak well. Obviously, with the obscene and mean image in the TV series,
Not quite quite matched.
"Well, that's a big surprise!"
Li Hao found that some TV series are really harmful. However, he didn't care too much about which of the two Qing Dynasty officials from hundreds of years ago was better or worse, and it was his business, but this would be beneficial to him, and he could use the anger of the arsenic to extract more secrets from his mouth...... Li Hao hid his mobile phone in his pocket, and did not intend to tell him how the history books of arsenic were recorded. He just gloated and said, "And my lord." It's no use that you're angry with me. Now everyone in the world thinks that Ji Xiaolan is a good official who is erudite and talented, honest and upright. As for you...... I
You don't think I need to say more, do you?"
"Bastard!
"Why does this rendition turn black and white upside down?"
"How can you be so distorted and misunderstood about this official?"
Black Smoke is furious!
Against the wall, crazy ramming!
Li Hao smiled faintly: "Since I am so angry with adults, then I will take the computer away! I don't think adults want to know what's going on......"
He pretended to get the computer.
The black smoke continued to crash against the stone wall.
Seeing that he was not fooled, Li Hao pretended to sigh and said: "Oh! Let's take it away, don't look at the back! lest I be even more angry and angry when I watch the later rendition with adults! Those contents that distort the facts, even I will be angry when I read them!"
"What? What, and what is more distorted of the facts? Where? Let the official see it!"
Black smoke flew over!
Li Hao hugged the computer and said, "Don't read it! Those contents have a deeper misunderstanding with adults!"
"This official must see it!"
The black smoke is terrible!
The more Li Hao said that he wouldn't let it look at it, the more curious it became......
"But...... I've only released two episodes!The third episode hasn't been downloaded yet!"
"What is a download?"
He Arsenic was obviously an extremely smart and thoughtful person, and said briskly: "I don't know what the TV series you are talking about, and I don't know what it is! But you can make it clear! What do you want?
"It's really refreshing to be with adults! I really like the style of adults!"
"Make your terms!"
"It's easy! Just answer me a few questions, and you can watch as many episodes as you want!"
"Okay! Let the official watch the rendition first! The official will definitely answer your questions!"
"And my lord, you don't have a good reputation in history! How dare I believe you? Well, every time I show you an episode, you answer me three questions! That's fair, right?"
"One episode, one question!"
"Deal!"
Li Hao thought to himself that there are more than 40 episodes of "Iron Tooth Bronze Tooth Ji Xiaolan", and three have been filmed in this era, that is, there are more than 100 episodes, which is enough for him to ask more than 100 questions!
"Okay! Now that the deal has been reached, you immediately let the official watch the third episode! Hurry! the official wants to see what is more shameful in the back!" and arsenic urged impatiently.
"Don't worry, adults! I said I haven't downloaded it yet!"
"Then you get off the cub!"
"I can't give birth. Haha! There's no IFI here!"
"What is crooked?"
"It's hard to explain this! Anyway, don't worry, sir! I'll come back in an hour! Well, it's half an hour!"
And arsenic has been completely aroused by his curiosity.
Li Hao hugged the computer and quickly walked out of the stone room, thinking happily in his heart. What questions do you want to ask later?