Yang Xiaoqian went out and got snakes, laxatives, and itchy powder back.

Quack, these three things are enough for this bad woman to turn the sky upside down!

paralyzed, offended our Mr. Yang, the consequences are very terrifying and very sour!

it, let's Yang always want to attack the beautiful prison warden!

Leng Jie was sitting behind the desk operating the computer, the screen showed the situation in various corners of the prison, there was a bowl of steaming instant noodles next to the computer, she was eating absentmindedly, her beautiful eyes stared at the situation in the prison without blinking, as if she saw something dissatisfied, and took out her mobile phone with a gloomy face to call and reprimanded one of her subordinates, with a cold and harsh tone.

Yang Xiaoqian's ear was sharp, and when she heard a female prison guard on the phone, she cried when she trained her.

"Workaholic! No wonder no man wants it!"

Yang Xiaoqian frowned and said, quietly came behind her, and directly hung a big snake more than one meter long, with thick arms and colorful flowers pretending to be in a plastic bag around her neck.

This snake is called cauliflower snake, which is a non-venomous and edible snake, and is often used in Cantonese cuisine.

Although he and Leng Jie have a grudge, they will not use a poisonous snake to kill her, just scare and scare her to vent her anger.

"Ahh

Leng Jie had just finished making the call, and suddenly there was a cold and slippery thing on his neck, and when he saw that it was actually a big snake, he was so frightened that his soul flew out of the sky, screamed, and jumped up on the spot.

Bang bang, bang!

knocked down the desk, the computer fell on the floor, and a bowl of instant noodles was unfortunately all buckled in the private parts of her lower body!

Although the instant noodles are still very hot, the temperature is only in the sixties and seventies, and it will not burn people's skin, otherwise she is only wearing a pair of small pants and pants, and the consequences are unimaginable!

As she tossed, the serpent fell from her neck and swam around the ground in a panic.

"Brute, Grandma will kill you!"

Leng Jie came back to her senses and was furious, and returned to the image of a cold and iron-blooded woman, rushed into the bedroom and brought a baseball bat, and smashed the snake's head wildly, instantly smashing the snake's head to pieces.

Although she is a fighting champion in the Qingtai City Police Circle, she has a strong personality and is iron-blooded and violent, but she is a girl after all, and she is still afraid of these snakes, rats, caterpillars and other things in her bones, plus the big snake suddenly appeared on her neck, let alone a girl, even a rough old man will be scared.

She was frightened and immediately killed the snake, which was already powerful.

Yang Xiaoqian had already laughed and leaned back and back, sat on the ground with a fart, and laughed so much that tears came out.

His invisibility talisman is very magical, isolated by an invisible and qualitative mysterious force, not only can his body be invisible, but even the sound he makes cannot be heard by the other party.

He didn't have a mobile phone on him, otherwise he would definitely take a picture of this scene and take it back to enjoy it slowly.

"Hahaha, bad woman, cool and crooked, right? This is what happens if you offend Lao Tzu! There are still two big meals for you, hahaha, it's coming soon!"

Yang Xiaoqian was very happy.

"Damn! Damn! How can a snake come in? What's going on? I'm going to call and complain about the property!"

Leng Jie was about to explode, and she couldn't figure it out if she wanted to break her head, her family lived on the twentieth floor, and the door was closed when she went in and out, how could such a big snake climb into her house?

She found the mobile phone from the ground with a gloomy face, looked at it and saw that it had not been broken, and was about to call to ask what was going on with the property, when she suddenly felt a hot pain in her lower body, and looked down, her pretty face was crimson and full of embarrassment.

I was angry just now, but I didn't notice that my private parts were scalded by the instant noodle soup, and there were some noodles stuck to it, the key is that the instant noodles are spicy!

Hey, don't mention how hot and spicy it is!

Although the instant noodle soup is no longer piping hot, it is still a little uncomfortable to be hot at 60 or 70 degrees.

Her heart was pounding with fright, and she was worried that it would burn, so she immediately took off her pants to check.

You must know that her bachelor apartment is only forty square meters, and the furniture such as beds, desks, and sofas is already very narrow, and the distance between her and Yang Xiaoqian is only two meters, and she still took it off in front of his face!

Damn!

God, my dear father, you're fucking giving me benefits again!

I'm really not that kind of person, I really didn't mean to see it!

Yang Xiaoqian's face turned red, and he immediately covered his face with his hands, got up from the ground and turned around, his heart was beating faster, his mouth was dry, and his whole body was hot.

Although it was not intentional, it made him see it clearly!

You must know that our Mr. Yang is a man among men, and it is normal to like beautiful women, but he hates to use despicable and dirty means to make other beauties cheaper!

If you like other people's beauties, you will pursue them openly, and with those indiscriminate means, it is simply inferior to a beast.

So he obviously has two kinds of fragrant and glamorous killers, the perspective charm and the invisible charm, but he has never used it to do that kind of shameless thing to strange beauties.

But this time, he saw the beauties clearly!

Hey, in fact, he can't be blamed for this, his original purpose was not to peek at her, he was to take revenge on her, but he didn't expect to be seen by him in such an ambiguous scene!

Yang Xiaoqian turned his back to her, desperately not thinking about the scene he saw just now, but that scene was too fashionable and alternative, too spicy to the eyes, he couldn't help but think about it!

Damn!

It's actually a white tiger!

And ...... With a sexy and wild metal ring!

"Damn, this bad woman is so improper, how can a good girl bring that kind of thing! But this bad woman is 100 percent everywhere! How can you explain it? What kind of chaotic rhythm is this!"

Yang Xiaoqian was about to collapse, this beautiful prison warden was too unpredictable.

Leng Jie checked it, although it was a little red and spicy, but it was not burned, so she breathed a sigh of relief, and took off the cover in front of Yang Xiaoqian's back, and then picked up the small pants and pants placed on the sofa, and turned around to go to the bathroom to take a shower.

Yang Xiaoqian turned his back to her, didn't see the scenery of her upper body again, heard her go to the bathroom, and immediately started the next move.

He immediately took out the laxative, removed the bottled water from the water dispenser, poured the laxative into the bottled water, and then quickly installed the bucket in the water dispenser to wipe off the little water stains that flowed out.

"Hahaha, bad woman, I promise you will pull prostrations tonight! By the way, when you come out of the bathroom, I'll go in and put away your toilet paper, so that you can't find the paper after you finish pulling!"

Yang Xiaoqian smiled and leaned back.

Hey, hey, it's not over yet, there's still an itchy powder!

He came to the hanger at the door again, took out the itchy powder, took off her leather coat and leather skirt, and was about to sprinkle it on it, when suddenly his heart moved, "evil is born to the side of the guts", his heart beat faster, and he thought viciously in his heart: "She is still wearing underwear inside, and sprinkling it on leather clothes and leather pants is definitely not as sour as it is sprinkled on underwear! His grandmother's is endless, Lao Tzu sprinkles it directly on her underwear, making that bad woman refresh!"

He said just do it, and without hesitation, he found a set of underwear from the balcony that she had washed and dried there, and scattered the pants and covers!

As soon as she finished doing this, Leng Jie came out naked after taking a shower, walked straight to the balcony, took off her washed underwear and went back to the bedroom to put it on.

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Thank you for the tips from our "Happy Pie" friends!

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