Text Chapter 838 Teaching
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"You fool who can't help himself, you still want to teach me how to fish? Lao Tzu catches more fish than you eat!" Keith Manson simply pinched his waist and squirted with Xiao Peng, can't he move his hands, can't he move his mouth?
At this moment, the amateur angler on his boat caught the fish, and a fish weighing more than three pounds was caught by the amateur angler, who danced happily.
"Look, you're not as good as an amateur angler. Are you worthy of the title of professional angler? This fish is good, young man, congratulations!" Xiao Peng sat on the boat and waved at the amateur angler, Eldi felt that his teeth hurt, young man?
Keith Man stomped his foot angrily and shouted to the amateur anglers on the boat, "Shet, fool, you won't let go if I don't lower the rod! You have robbed me of my fish! Fool! Put the rod away!"
The amateur angler looked at Xiao Peng with a resentful expression, is this Nima a lying gun?
Xiao Peng laughed and said: "If you can't catch a fish, you're embarrassed to blame others? Waste will always blame others for the reason for failure, and you can't catch fish for you like waste." ”
Keith Manson sneered, "No fish can escape Old Manson's hook!"
"Really?" Xiao Peng opened the live water tank, took out the six-pound smallmouth bass, and showed it in front of Keith Manson, seeing this fish, Keith Manson's eyes straightened, for these professional anglers, every big fish has the potential to affect the final result.
"Hey, waste, I'll give you an hour to see if you can catch it. After Xiao Peng finished speaking, he did something that stunned everyone, and Xiao Peng directly threw the smallmouth bass into Lake Champlain. And he didn't look at it himself, he leaned back in the chair, lifted the face towel, lit a cigar, and smoked it comfortably.
"Hey, what are you still there, it's time to show your true skills!" Xiao Peng said lazily.
"Shet!" Keith Manson hurriedly picked up the fishing rod, turned the bow of the boat, and threw the rod towards the place where Xiao Peng threw the fish, it was still the big fish that was more important than the face!
And it also shows his selfish nature, the reason for turning the bow of the boat is to seal the angle of the amateur angle, and one less competitor has one more chance of catching a big fish. The amateur angler stood at the back of the boat, looking at Keith Manson and Xiao Peng with a look of resentment.
Xiao Peng smiled at the amateur angler: "Don't look at me, you can fish your original fishing spot, this waste can't catch this big fish." ”
When the amateur angler heard this, he came back to his senses, and when the bow of the boat was turned around, he could catch the fishing spot that Keith Manson was looking for, and the amateur angler's eyes lit up and he began to hook the fishing spot that Keith Manson had found. And Keith Manson now focused all his attention on the big fish that Xiao Peng threw back into the water. I can't care about the amateur angler next to me.
Xiao Peng smoked his cigar comfortably, as if he was on vacation. And Keith Manson was already busy sweating, and the big bass was swimming around in the nearby waters, but Keith Manson just couldn't catch it, all the fishing rigs were changed, and various operating techniques were alternately rotated, but the big bass just didn't bite, and Keith Manson had already begun to doubt his life.
However, his deputy angler performed really well, and even caught three fish in a row, one more than three pounds, two more than two pounds, plus the one he just caught, there was still one short of five fish.
"It's been an hour, you can't catch it like this, can't you catch up with the amateur angler next to you, don't you still admit that you're a waste?" Xiao Peng stood up, stretched his waist and said lazily.
Keith Manson was still stiff-mouthed: "I can't catch it, you can't catch it!"
Xiao Peng smiled slightly, picked up a fishing rod casually, threw it into the water, and in less than three minutes, the fishing rod turned into a bow. Xiao Peng dragged the fish up, and what he showed in front of everyone was the smallmouth bass he threw into the lake just now.
Xiao Peng put the fish into the living water tank and waved his hand at Keith Manson: "Goodbye, waste." After saying that, he sailed away in a dashing manner. As soon as Xiao Peng turned the bow of the boat, he heard a click, and he didn't have to look back to know that the fishing rod had been broken.
"Tut, you Mi people have a really bad temper, and you will stomp on the fishing rod if you don't agree with each other. Xiao Peng drove the boat and complained to Eldi. Eldy felt like he couldn't bear it anymore, who wants to do the work of this cameraman, it's too special.
Xiao Peng was playful, continued to drive the boat, looking for people everywhere, and saw if there was anything else that could not be helped, Eldi really couldn't help it: "Mr. Bang, if you contact other anglers like this, the referee will come to trouble you." ”
"Ahh That's not bad for me. Xiao Peng said.
Eldy sighed, "Shall we fish well?"
Xiao Peng waved his hand: "Forget it, don't fish, I'm bored, go back to sleep." ”
Eldi said, "Well, there are still four fish missing." ”
"Oh. Xiao Peng casually picked up a fishing rod and lowered the speed of the boat: "It's not that I said you, your Mi people's fishing level is too rough." "There are so many fish in this lake that you can't catch them?" In a few moments, a perch was dragged onto the boat by Xiao Peng: "More than seven pounds." Alas, I'm not in the mood for today, so let's catch a few and go back. ”
Xiao Peng casually placed a few strokes here, carrying four fish, the smallest of which was five pounds, Xiao Peng chewed chocolate: "Alas, don't you Mi people have no skills for fishing? The fish of the whole earth are in your lake, and you can catch so many fish in the end, tsk, and you are not afraid of people's jokes." ”
Eldi was extremely speechless, so if fishing was really that simple, all the people in the country would come to participate in the FL competition. I can't do this job, others are very enthusiastic to follow the camera to introduce their fishing skills when fishing, how can there be a kind of contempt for the American angler?
Xiao Peng ignored him and drove back directly. When I arrived at the starting point, I saw that Wowen and Wenjie were here. Just helped tow the boat ashore.
"Why are you here so early?" Xiao Peng asked the two of them as he took out a few fish from the tank and prepared to weigh them. Wolfen replied, "I was making a bet with Wenjie that I said you would definitely come back before lunch, and he said you would come back after lunch." And I won!"
Xiao Peng smiled: "Wait for me to weigh first, let's go to dinner together." After saying that, Xiao Peng went directly to weigh it, and then after releasing the fish, he was ready to go to dinner with Wenjie Wowen.
And at this time, the host of FL came over: "Mr. Bang, you came back earlier today, why is this?"
Xiao Peng pointed to Erdi beside him and said, "He won't let me drive the boat to play, so I'll come back." ”
The host and Eldi were speechless together, the host thought for a long time, and said, "Mr. Bang, you have a good harvest today, reaching 34 pounds, but there is too much difference compared to yesterday's harvest, why is that?"
Xiao Peng shrugged: "Because I'm not interested." Just catch a few of them to deal with it. Your anglers are too weak, and I really don't have any interest in the competition. Comrades, the revolution has not yet succeeded, and you still need to work hard. ”
The host's face was still very professional, and when he heard Xiao Peng say this, he still smiled and asked, "Since Mr. Bang is so good at fishing, can you teach everyone some fishing skills?"
Xiao Peng waved his hand: "It depends on the mood." After saying that, he walked directly to the restaurant. This Rao is the host has a good temper, and his mouth is twitching with anger, what kind of person is this.
When I arrived at the restaurant, I saw that Blaney, the president of FL, was already waiting here, looked at Xiao Peng, and waved to him: "Mr. Bang!"
Xiao Peng walked over: "Mr. Blaney, why are you here?"
Blaney smiled: "I'm waiting for you here, Eldy has already told me about today's events, and your villain image is really good." ”
Xiao Peng shrugged: "It's okay." Take people's money to eliminate disasters for others. You don't have nothing to do with me, do you?"
Blaney said, "Well, that's right, I hope you can teach you some fishing skills starting tomorrow, do you think it's okay?"
"Oh, why?" Xiao Peng asked.
Blaney said: "That's the case, it's not enough to be a villain, and you have to give you an image of a worldly master." ”
“。。。。。。 It's a hassle. It's not a good money. Xiao Peng sighed.
So on the third day of the competition, Eldy finally found the feeling of work, Xiao Peng was still very polite to Tom Brady as an assistant, it seems that Tom Brady really likes fishing, and he is very serious about discussing fishing skills with Xiao Peng.
"Xiao, why can't you see that you are so good at fishing when we fish together. While Xiao Peng was sailing, Tom Brady asked from the side.
Xiao Peng shrugged: "Fishing with friends is not a competition, isn't that just playing, if I fish together, you will lose face, right? You must know that we Chinese people are very kind and know how to consider the feelings of others." ”
Eldy was filming on the sidelines, and after listening to Xiao Peng's words, he wanted to buckle the camera to Xiao Peng's head, do you think about other people's feelings? Do you think about Keith Manson's feelings?
Keith Manson didn't even catch five fish yesterday and dropped out of the top 67 and couldn't even participate in today's competition, but today he will directly decide the top 10 and enter tomorrow's final. Poor Keith Manson, who worked hard for a year to play points, just to come to FL to fight for skills and luck, but he didn't even make it to the finals.
He couldn't catch up with the deputy angler on his boat, and the deputy angler was lucky enough to make it into the top 20 of the amateur group. When Keith Manson was fishing for big bass, the few fish he caught secretly were very important.
"Shaw, can you teach me how to fish?" asked Tom Brady seriously.
Xiao Peng nodded: "There is nothing wrong with this, but Tom, can you explain to me first, what is Lua?",