Chapter 137: The Price of Absurdity

After his own small yard, "reaching out" is of course triumphant and full of a sense of accomplishment. One??? ?Reading?? Book y?K?A?N?SHU com

"Damn, I didn't expect this kid to be quite fat. I don't know how he got all this money? and he hides it on the roof? There are people in this world who just like to be clever and always like to hide things in places that they think are secret......"

The "two-headed" and "rollers" have stinky feet.

One said, "Big brother, who are you? The No. 1 God and Buddha in the capital! No matter how capable he is the 'red boy', he will not be able to compare with you." There's only something he can't hide, but there's no place you can't find!

The other said, "Uncle Shi, your hand is simply a draw from the bottom of the kettle." Doing such a vote is like stealing a bank, and we will take revenge for everything! We don't want to live any life in the future. You, you really deserve to be called the number one thief in the world!"

But only the "big-eyed lamp" was blue and red on his face, not only hesitating, but also a little afraid.

"Qiangzi, you guys are too nonsense! There's no need to toss at the door of the movie theater, and you have also dug out the nests of 'Red Boy' and 'Chen Dabang'! Why don't you discuss it with me when you provoke them? This is too much money, people. That 'Red Boy' and 'Chen Da Bang Mallet' are not ordinary characters, I really want them to know that if they don't get it right, they will die......"

But his scoop of cold water didn't work, and he didn't care about "reaching out" at all.

"Brother, you are just worrying about the sky. Let them know? Where do they know? I'll tell you the truth, when I entered the house, no one saw it, and my fingers were covered with glue! I dared to pack the ticket, and even the police couldn't find out who did it. With them, the two of them will play with the stupid green of the arm!

"B-headed" and "roller" also echoed the voice.

One said, "Master, don't worry. With so much money in hand, that's the end of it for the rest of the day. Uncle Shi said that he would not go to the "Capital Cinema" to cheer them in the future, so what are you afraid of. ”

The other said, "That is, Brother Yan'er, this money is enough to ensure that we can lie in bed and think slowly about what we are going to do in the future! With this surplus food, our future road will be wider, but we don't have to worry about it all day long!"

And immediately after, without waiting for the "big-eyed lamp" to express his opinion, "reach out" made a decision and distributed the spoils.

"Alas, listen, everyone, this money is like this. I mean, my brother left thirty thousand. 'Two heads' 20,000. 'Rollers' 10,000. How much is left, I will take it with me when I leave Beijing. Everyone's okay, right?"

What's the point of view about this? It's just too righteous!

'Ertou' and 'Roller' made a windfall out of thin air without doing anything, and immediately smiled and thanked them again and again.

And under this kind of joy that I can't wait to raise my hand and cheer, the frowning brows and faint worries of the "big-eyed lamp" no longer pay attention. ???· Y?K?A?N?S book H?U·COM

In short, on the night of the success, except for the "big-eyed lamp", everyone else was excited and inexplicable, and they wanted to drink to celebrate.

It's just that it's so late, where are they going to drink?

Yes, there is a "Qinghai Restaurant" in Dongsi.

But they went on a trip and ran away in vain.

Dare to love, a cook on the night shift on this day was sick, and the restaurant closed early.

This is only the "Xinfeng Restaurant" snack bar next to the "Capital Cinema" in Xidan!

But if they really want to go there, they will definitely be full of food, and they will die by themselves, and they must meet the "little daughter-in-law" who is eating supper.

And now they not only have to avoid these people, but they also need to reduce their exposure.

So what to do?

Fortunately, there is also a "Liaoyuan Day and Night Food Store" in the capital.

Nowadays, most people think that in the capital a few decades ago, there was no nightlife due to the people. In the middle of the night, all service establishments in the city were closed. In addition to the bathhouse, which can open later, there are at most a few restaurants and restaurants that provide supper service.

But in fact, it was not, there were really convenient stores in the capital that were 365 days a year, 24 hours a day. That is the "Liaoyuan Day and Night Food Store".

Speaking of this store, we still have to read our prime minister.

In 1968, Huhai opened the country's first 24-hour "Spark Day and Night Food Store".

With the service enthusiasm of "throw away the row of door panels, do not close tonight", it has effectively solved the livelihood problem of "the sun is three feet high, the door panels are closed, and the sun sets, things cannot be bought", which has won the unanimous praise and praise of the people.

So the prime minister gave instructions, and then set up such day and night shops in the capital and Jinmen respectively.

The day and night shop in the capital is called "Liaoyuan". It is used to echo the "spark" of Shanghai and Haihai, and takes the meaning of "the spark can start a prairie fire".

At that time, the characteristics of this kind of store were that it was located in the downtown area as the site selection principle, with the four words of "small, special, fast and convenient" as the service policy, and "warm, thoughtful, small profit and intimate" as the service tenet. Don't look at the store area, but the service items are really varied.

In addition to sweets, tobacco and sugar, and other foods, the store also has non-staple foods. It also sells hot tea and cold drinks.

In addition to candles, matches, sewing kits and other daily necessities, there are also chopping wood, charcoal, stationery, stamps, newspapers, and magazines.

The most convenient is the service of repairing bicycles and the provision of air cylinders.

In addition, you can pour hot water for free, and you can also give customers hot pancakes and meals for free.

It can be said that it has a sense of service that even those well-known businesses in today's market economy environment do not have. It is more convenient and comprehensive than today's convenience stores.

Therefore, this kind of store is like a rain after a long drought for all the people in the capital. From the first establishment of "Qianmen", as soon as it was reported by the radio station, it quickly developed into "Wangfujing", "Xinjiekou", "Xidan", "Dongsi", and "Dongdan", and five day and night shops were opened one after another.

Even in the cold era of the ten years of catastrophe, these "Liaoyuan day and night food stores" still provide warmth to the people.

So speaking of which, the rest of the story seems to be a natural thing.

Since the first few days of "rollers" were to practice their craft, they would string them on the street and steal from public stores. He was familiar with the terrain, and directly took "Reach Out" and "Ertou" to this "Liaoyuan" in Dongsi.

It's a pity that it was probably because they stole a huge sum of money and used up all their luck today, and they actually went on the memorization one after another.

Unexpectedly, in the "Liaoyuan" store, although the wine is enough, there is not much to eat.

Sausages and bread are gone, and in addition to animal biscuits, there are only hard peach cakes that can kill people and Jiang rice noodles that can be used as crowbars.

In addition to fruit, there is no anchovies, beef and luncheon meat.

But fortunately, there are two fresh things that can be drunk. That is the grilled fish fillet from Bincheng, and the beef jerky from Sichuan. It's all packed in small paper bags.

As a result, several people combined, in addition to four bottles of "Huadeng" brand "Beijing Special Song", they bought two bottles of canned hawthorn and two bottles of anchovies.

As for the "grilled fish fillet" and "beef jerky" on the counter, there are about 100 bags each, so they are all wrapped.

In the end, "Roller" made a private application, saying that he couldn't drink liquor and wanted to drink "small champagne".

"Reach out" is also happy, one word "buy!"

This took away a box of "Jinghua" brand "Little Champagne" from Hebei Beverage Factory in Fangshan County.

When these boys went back, they found that the "big-eyed lamp" had gone to sleep first, and they didn't bother. So he went to another room and ate and drank.

Not to mention, the grilled fish fillet and beef jerky are quite fragrant. It's just that the grilled fish fillet is too salty, the beef jerky is too spicy, and the throat is a little feverish.

At this time, the "foresight" of the "roller" is reflected. Thanks to listening to him, I bought a lot of "small champagne".

"Reach out" and "two-headed" also began to drink this thing, and "Gu Dong Dong" poured a breath of it, and after quenching his thirst, he ate again.

"Reach Out" was clearly particularly interested in grilled fish fillets, eating pack after pack.

"Roller" watched him eat grilled fish fillets like flying, and took the initiative to come to compete with his uncle.

"Reach out" said to bet a hundred dollars on the price.

"Nitou" thought it was very interesting when he heard it, so he joined in.

So the three of them each had ten bags in their hands, shouted "one, two, three" and began to stuff them into their mouths together to see who could eat fast.

In the end, the contest ended with a "reach out" win of 200 yuan.

But the problem is that both the "two heads" and the "rollers" are very unconvinced.

They said it was too laborious to tear off the bags of grilled fish fillets and delayed time. So they tore all the bags of grilled fish fillets together and asked to start again.

But after losing again, they refused to give up. Not only is the hardness of the grilled fish fillet different, but the quality is different. In this way, I have to continue to compare.

In short, after the grilled fish fillet, it was replaced by beef jerky to continue the competition. Later, as the results began to show a situation of winning and losing, the more these three people ate, the more they fought, the more fun they became.

In the end, they were almost exhausted by the grilled fish fillets and beef jerky in the big net. The ground around them was littered with wrappers of grilled fish fillets and beef jerky.

But at this point, things are a little bit bad.

Because all the stuff they ate tonight was pickled food.

Needless to say, grilled fish fillet and beef jerky, it is absolutely enough to eat, and I have eaten enough in this life.

And the anchovies are cold and greasy, and the canned hawthorn is sour, not to mention the steam and liquor that are drunk. Can it still taste good?

Like they eat their lips with bald skin inside and out, and they rustle and hurt with salt, which is light.

What is serious is that they found that their throat was not only feverish, but also hot and painful, and even swallowing and foaming at the mouth were extremely uncomfortable

This torture made them feel as if they had a saw blade in their throats, and they were so thirsty that they had not drunk water for several days, and all the "little champagne" had lost their proper effect, and drinking it was like adding fuel to the fire, and it was more thirsty and painful.

No way! Absolutely not to drink water, their throats and eyes are really smoking, they are completely fierce, and they want to burn them to death!

So they ran to the faucet in the yard in the dark. One by one, the "tail pouting pipe" (local language, bending down to drink water from the tap water pipe) poured a big breath of cold water.

When the cold water poured into their hot throats, esophagus and burning stomachs, it was the most comfortable moment of their lives.

Make them feel that no matter what kind of high-end drink, it can't compare to the nectar gushing out of this water pipe.

Running water saved them!

It's just a pity that this rescue was temporary. An even greater catastrophe is yet to come.

When they lay down on the bed, their stomachs began to grow angry again.

At first, the lower abdomen rumbled from time to time, and after a while, it became violent, like being drilled into the stomach by a monkey. So, they jumped out of bed and rushed out of the courtyard, and went straight to the toilet in the alley at a speed of 100 meters.

But it's too late to do this, and the small plastic physique of the "roller" can't resist it for the first time.

There was still a long distance from the toilet, so he squatted down and got busy, and cried his father and mother to cry bitterly.

That taste, just by listening to it, you know that it is heart-wrenching and stomach-turning!