Chapter 912: Stealing Flowers Is Not a Stealing Duckling (1/2)
It's late autumn
The flowers and plants in the yard gradually withered
After bringing the chestnuts home, Zhang Feng was not idle, holding scissors and a small hoe, and began to be busy in the garden.
Peel off the dry morning glory on the east courtyard wall, and the withered vine leaves are still manure in the soil, think of the summer morning glory, colorful and blooming, like a beautiful flower fairy, decorating this beautiful garden.
It's a pity that summer turns to autumn, time turns, and the beautiful wildflowers have become withered vines, and by next year, even the vines will become a pinch of loess.
After cleaning up the dead branches and rotten leaves in the flower garden, Zhang Feng took scissors and began to prune, the dense branches of the privet.
Click, click!
The big scissors keep pruning, this job seems simple, but ordinary people really can't do it well, because the thickest branches of privet can be as thick as a thumb, and you have to use a lot of force to cut it.
"Ah, madman, why did you cut the branches?" At this moment, the little duckling ran in, saw the cut privet branch on the ground, and looked at Zhang Feng curiously.
"Look at the cut of them, do they look much better?" Zhang Feng asked the little guy with a smile.
"Huh! it seems to be pretty!" The little duck tilted his head to look at it, then nodded in surprise, and then continued to ask: "But didn't you teach us to take care of flowers and trees, brother madman?"
Hearing the little guy's words, Zhang Feng smiled for a moment, thinking about how to answer the little guy's tricky question.
"I also love flowers and trees, don't the flowers and plants in your school also have guards to help water and prune the branches and leaves?"
"Well, why is that? when we pick flowers, we just talk about flowers and trees, don't you prune like this?" asked the little guy with some resentment.
In his opinion, this is that the adults only allow the state officials to set fires and not allow the people to light the lamps, which is too unreasonable!
Hearing the questions of the little ones, Zhang Feng couldn't laugh or cry.
"We prune the flowers and plants to make the garden more beautiful, in order to make the flowers and trees grow better, you see the fruit trees in your orchard have to prune the branches every year, right?
"Oh, I see!" the little one finally realized,
Then the little one's eyes gurgled and he thought to himself, so that I would not steal the leaves and flowers of the school in the future, should I use scissors to cut them?
So when the little one came to school on Monday, he used the scissors he brought with him to cut off the best and largest moon flower in the school garden with a click of scissors.
Needless to say, the little guy was a complete tragedy, and he was caught by the school guards on the spot, and the teacher was notified.
When the teacher asked him why he picked the school's seasonal flowers, the little guy also quibbled that he was helping the school build flowers and plants to make the seasonal flowers grow more beautiful next year!
Hearing the little duck's explanation, the teacher was furious, but he didn't expect him to admit his mistake and say a bunch of crooked reasons, so the teacher immediately notified Uncle Erniu and asked him to rush to school.
Uncle Er Niu is even sitting at home, and things come from the sky!
When he arrived at school, he slapped his son, and the little guy cried with a wow. When he got home, he was punished for kneeling for a noon, and Uncle Er Niu ignored this naughty guy for a day.
"Uncle Erniu, what's wrong with the little duck?" The next day, when Zhang Feng walked through the gate of his house, he saw the little duck kneeling in the middle of the hall, and asked curiously.
"Hmph, aren't all your good deeds?" As soon as Uncle Er Niu saw him, he immediately remembered his son's crooked reasoning.
"What?" Zhang Feng pointed to his nose and asked with a confused expression, "What does this have to do with me?"
"It's not you kid............" Then Uncle Er Niu told Zhang Feng in detail about the cause and effect of the incident.
In the end, Zhang Feng was dumbfounded, he didn't expect the little guy to have such an operation, and he also put it into action, which ......
Zhang Feng has to say, the duckling is really good enough, isn't it really looking for death to pick flowers for such a reason? ?
"Little duckling, who told you that cutting with scissors is not a bad word, flowers and trees??"
"The school flowers are for everyone to see, can you cut them?"
Zhang Feng looked at the little guy and smiled helplessly, this guy is really good at taking things out of context, and he has found a lot of crooked reasoning, if he is willing to study like this, he will definitely get a full score in the exam every time!
It's a pity that I didn't focus on studying, I did some naughty things all day long, and I was invited to my parents every once in a while, what a headache!
The little guy knelt on the ground with dull eyes at this time, and he didn't know what he was thinking, and he probably felt that he was quite wronged.
"Why don't you go to dinner?" After seeing that the time was already a little faster, Uncle Er Niu yelled loudly.
The little one got up slowly and limped into the kitchen.
"Alas, I guess I've become the most invited parent in the school!" Uncle Er Niu took a puff of cigarette and laughed at himself with a bitter face.
"Actually, it's nothing, just look at it, as long as the child grows up healthy and healthy, it is a thing worth being happy about!" Zhang Feng could only be so comforted.
"Alas, it can be like this!" Uncle Er Niu smiled bitterly again.
If you want to expect your son to get ahead in school, it's really impossible!
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"Da Mao, why didn't you play with the ducklings today?"
As soon as I walked to the river, I saw Da Mao with his sister and a few little children playing in the mud on the river beach.
"The duckling was beaten by his father and is still kneeling at home. Da Mao hurriedly explained.
"Brother Madman, where are your chestnuts?"
"Brother Crazy, why didn't you bring your chestnuts to the bath?"
And Mao Ya and Xiaoshi are more interested in chestnuts, and they think that playing with chestnuts is interesting, and they can't say that they have a good relationship with chestnuts, and they can ride a big horse!
"My chestnuts are still grazing! I'll bring them out later!" Zhang Feng explained with a smile.
"Yay, madman, you're so nice!"
When the little ones heard that they would be able to play with chestnuts later, they immediately cheered and jumped up happily.
"What's the matter, wouldn't it be good if the madman didn't bring the chestnuts out?" Hearing the little guys' words, Zhang Feng couldn't help but roll his eyes.
"Hee-hee, madman has always been good!"
"yes, madman! we all love to play with you!"
Love playing with me??
Zhang Feng looked confused, looking at what the little guys said, as if he was a child.
Ahem!!Although this is the case, Zhang Feng is also reluctant to put on the hat of the child's head, the child's head?