The curling hall at night in Uto Town is so cold that even the air is almost frozen.

I heard that this curling hall was built with funds from the city sports association a few years ago after a young man in the town won the gold medal in the Olympic Games.

Apparently this niche sport wasn't very popular in the town, with only three customers visiting the night.

Except for the two old bachelors in the town who gather here every night to drink and have fun, the only one left is Peng Yichen, who is about to go crazy.

He's completely trapped in this town he once hated, and he's repeating the Groundhog Day he least likes to report.

Maybe this is God's punishment for him, and he is completely numb now, anyway.

Got rid of Li Qian and Wu Rui and hid in this deserted curling hall, just to calm down and think about what to do in the future?

But after thinking about it for a night, he realized that in fact, he had no future.

Peng Yichen recalled the good memories in Chu Fei's mind, and complained about what happened to him to the two drunk old bachelors.

"I've been to HN Sanya, I've met a beautiful girl, we've been playing on the beach together, we've been eating lobsters and drinking red wine together, we've lived like a fairy couple. It was the best day of my life, why can't I repeat it?"

The short and fat man on one side pointed to the beer glass he had drunk half and said to him with a smile: "I have read a book that says: An optimistic person will say, 'This cup is half empty,' when he looks at a cup that is half filled with water, and a pessimistic person will say, 'This cup is half empty.'" I think you're pessimistic, don't you?"

Peng Yichen asked him with a look of sarcasm and self-deprecation: "If you are stuck in one place, every day is exactly the same. What will you do if you can't do anything to change the situation?"

The tall and thin man on the other side laughed and hiccuped, "Aren't you talking about me? ”

Peng Yichen looked at his appearance and smiled helplessly, don't say it, this guy has indeed never changed, he is messing around every day, and he doesn't need to change anything.

Good luck, I'll drop you off halfway

At about 1 o'clock in the morning, Peng Yichen helped the two drunks out of the curling hall step by step.

The three of them walked up to the skinny pickup truck, a dilapidated old car with only one row of seats and a cramped interior.

"You're lucky, I have a car and can show you some way. The skinny man walked to the car crookedly, took out the car keys, and before the keys could be inserted into the lock hole, the man fell to the ground.

Peng Yichen hurriedly went up and helped him up.

Humpty Dumpty snatched the key from his hand, "Give it to me." If it's a friend, you won't let a drunk person drive. ”

Peng Yichen almost laughed on the side, he was drunk, are you very sober?

Peng Yichen didn't care about how the short and fat bachelor drove, and first lifted the thin and tall bachelor up, "Stand up and take a deep breath." How are you?"

The skinny tall man smirked and took a deep breath, then exhaled a puff of wine. "I'm fine. ”

Peng Yichen looked at him staggering, knowing that he must have drunk himself, "Are you going to vomit here?" or are you going to vomit after getting in the car for a while?"

The skinny tall bachelor thought for a moment, "I want to vomit in both places." ”

Then he spat out a big mouthful of the mixture with a "wow...... and it was obvious that he had spit out all the wine he had drunk tonight.

At this time, the short and fat bachelor who had already started the car over there rushed out with a reverse gear, almost crashed into a garbage can, the car almost stopped, and drove back in the right gear.

Humpty Dumpty seemed to finally realize that he was also drunk, and got out of the car and smirked at Peng Yichen: "It seems that I can't drive either." ”

Peng Yichen smiled helplessly: "I agree with your idea." ”

He had no choice but to shove the chunky bastard into the far right of the car, and then the lanky loft in the middle.

He ended up squeezing into the driver's seat of the car.

"Okay, everybody, fasten your seatbelts. Peng Yichen instructed, but unfortunately no one moved, and he didn't care, so he drove the car out.

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The car slowly swayed through the deserted street, and the three drunks in the car were still chatting.

The skinny tall bachelor suddenly felt a little hungry, "Can any of you buy me a pancake fruit, I'm hungry?"

Peng Yichen looked at his watch, it was already past 2 o'clock, and no one should come out to sell pancakes at this time.

"Let me ask you a question. While driving the car, Peng Yichen asked the two people around him who had just known each other for less than half a day.

"Say, let's listen!"

"If from now on, you will have no tomorrow, you can only live today. What do you want to do?"

Humpty Dumpty thought for a long time and smirked, "There is no tomorrow?

The thin and tall bachelor smiled excitedly: "Then we can drink as much as we want, and our heads won't hurt anymore." We can do whatever we want!"

Peng Yichen seemed to hear the answer he had always wanted in his heart, his glasses lit up, and he laughed loudly: "That's right, there is no tomorrow, there is no responsibility, I can do whatever I want." ”

He felt his blood begin to boil, his whole body was hot, and the desire to destroy in his heart began to explode uncontrollably.

Hahaha, he laughed, there is no tomorrow, there is no law, there are no rules, he doesn't have to take any responsibility, this kind of life is what he wants most.

Thinking that I was panicked in the past two days, I felt that the end of the world was coming, and it was completely unnecessary.

"Woo, woo, woo, woo......"

Peng Yichen shouted and laughed, like an ape man in the mountains and forests, the steering wheel was killed, and he slammed it towards the post box on the side of the road.

There was a loud "boom", and the mailbox was torn apart by the car.

The traffic police who were patrolling next to him saw how much alcohol the good guy had drunk, and he was simply driving a bouncing car.

In the car, Humpty Dumpty was so frightened by him that he shouted: "Hey, Chu Fei, I knew you liked to hit the mailbox, so you might as well let the two of us drive!!"

The police car sounded its siren and chased after Peng Yichen's car, but Peng Yichen was like a bear child entering the playground, increasing the throttle to the maximum and moving in a serpentine motion on the street.

Humpty Dumpty watched him increase his speed faster and faster, and nervously persuaded: "I think the police car behind should be chasing us, you see, or you can stop the car and give them a little face." ”

Peng Yichen thought to himself, "Go to another place", but Lao Tzu couldn't help it, and shouted "Hold on!"

Then press the brake to the end, hang the reverse gear, release the brake, and press the accelerator to the end.

The car spun around in the middle of the street, then butt backwards, telling to run.

The police car behind was caught off guard and crashed headlong into the garbage can on the side.

When I saw the pickup truck passing by my car, I was smoking.

Immediately turned around and chased after him.

Peng Yichen didn't care if the police car caught up at all.

He was babbling and spitting in the car.

"I'm going to kill you, that's what people are all about. ”

"There's always someone chattering in front of you"

"Wash and change your clothes frequently"

"Standing and sitting"

"To be a man is to be responsible"

"Be respectful of women"

"Don't mix beer with liquor"

Peng Yichen drove the car upside down to the railroad tracks at the edge of the town. The front of the car was straightened, the gear was hung up, and it rushed out again.

"Last one, never drive on the tracks!"

Humpty Dumpty agreed, half-drunk, half-conscious, "I agree with what you said. ”

Peng Yichen stepped on the accelerator with a smile, and the car was bumped like a rattle by the sleepers, swaying up and down.

"I'm just thinking, sometimes acquaintance should be desperate!" Peng Yichen was shaken as if he was swinging.

The police car that had been following behind had its horn blared and shouted, "We're the police!" ”

Humpty Dumpty yelled at the police car, "Hey, don't you see we're talking, that's rude." ”

When he turned his head, a roaring train rushed towards the car in front of him.

Humpty and Fat and Skinny Tall Bachelors turned pale with fright, "Chu Fei, Chu Fei, there's a train ahead." ”

Chu Fei looked at the train with a smile, "Don't be afraid. I bet the train would have made the first turn, it wouldn't have hit us. ”

Seeing that the train was getting closer and closer, Peng Yichen showed no signs of slowing down, and the hearts of the two drunks on one side were about to frighten out.

"Ahhh......h

In the midst of the screams of the two people, Peng Yichen finally killed the steering wheel at the moment when the train was about to hit him, and the car grazed the front of the train and drove out of the railway.

As he drove the car, he smiled and said to the two people around him: "it, rules, rules, I will never live according to the rules and regulations set by others again." ”

After saying that, he raised the speed to the highest speed and plunged headlong into the billboard on the side of the road.

The front of the car was completely flattened, and a trace of white gas came out of the cooling water tank.

The police car finally caught up and stopped next to the pickup truck.

The traffic police got out of the car, stood outside the pickup truck, and looked at the three drunks in the car.

Peng Yichen didn't forget to comfort the two companions around him: "Don't worry, let me deal with him." ”

He turned his face, looked at the traffic policeman in front of him with sincere eyes, and said with a smile: "Bring us three hamburgers, three chicken legs, two fries, two cups of chocolate sundae, and a big glass of Coke." ”

The tall and thin bachelor next to him suddenly asked: "Do you have any pancake fruit, I want to eat pancake fruit." ”

Peng Yichen asked the traffic police with a smile: "Do you think it's a little early to eat pancakes and fruits now?"

The traffic police looked at these three people, and countless MMPs jumped out of their hearts, but it was useless to talk to a few drunkards no matter how much.

In the end, all three people could only be put in the detention center of the town police station first, and the three people would be convicted according to the procedure tomorrow.

Peng Yichen was lying on the hard bed in the detention center, looking at the iron window on the wall, and with a smile, he found that for the first time, he began to look forward to the feeling that everything would be reversed tomorrow morning......

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