Cheng Haoxuan got up early in the morning, and he couldn't sleep well if he had something in his heart, and so did Gu Qian.

The two of them got up very early when they had something on their minds, Cheng Haoxuan was not in the mood to cultivate, he was not in the mood to do anything, and came to Gu Qian's house after breakfast.

Stretched out his hand to knock on the door and ask Gu Qian to go to school together, but his hand was about to touch the door, Cheng Haoxuan paused, sighed and left.

He was thinking, what if Gu Qian was still angry, what if he ignored me, he just couldn't see it and didn't bother, as long as this period passed, maybe he would get back together, time would wash everything, in addition to contradictions and feelings......

Gu Qian, who was upstairs, looked at Cheng Haoxuan who was walking away downstairs and was at a loss for a while, why didn't Brother Xiao Cheng look for him, was he too willful to make him unhappy.

The two of them had their own thoughts, and when they came to the school and saw that Qi Zhe had arrived, Cheng Haoxuan went up to repair it, and Qi Zhe was directly stunned.

Qi Zhe, who understood the details, said with a look of grievance: "Brother Cheng, I'm not good for you, I'm going to have a little sister-in-law, Gu Qian is the eldest sister-in-law, and the younger sister is the second sister-in-law, you have to grasp it well, the so-called three women in one play." ”

Cheng Haoxuan said angrily when he heard this: "Get out, you can go and take Amy down, I only have Gu Qian in my heart." ”

"Brother Cheng, that Amy is a goblin, and only you can take her down, I can't subdue her, and besides, I already have a heart. ”

Cheng Haoxuan was interested when he heard it, and then said with a look that all men understand: "Who is it~ Brother will help you match." ”

Raising his eyebrows and looking funny, Qi Zhe twisted and said: "Actually, it's no one else, it's Gu Qian's sister-in-law's tablemate Sun Mengyao." ”

Cheng Haoxuan was immediately deflated when he heard this, and said helplessly: "Who is not good, I am being misunderstood by Xiaoqian now, how can you let me help you, which step is it to talk about first?"

Qi Zhe scratched his head and smiled awkwardly: "Hehe, it's already time to QQ." ”

Cheng Haoxuan patted Qi Zhe on the shoulder and said, "Yes, I'll teach you how to chase girls now, first of all, you must be stable in chasing girls, don't be in a hurry, and secondly, you must be a scumbag, it's easier to chase after a scumbag." ”

Qi Zhe immediately sat down and picked up the small notebook: "Brother Cheng, you go on, I remember." ”

How a scumbag can quickly catch up with a girl.

The first step, the scumbag comes up and praises her for being beautiful, and then the girl will generally answer, you are also very handsome, and then you say, hey, what's the use of that, it's not that you can't find a girlfriend, so you imply that you are single now.

The second step,The scumbag will send her a photo when he eats,Take a picture of what you eat.,And then the girl will generally say,Alas,I love to eat this too.,If it's not like that, then set out what she likes to eat.,This is useful after that.,There are friends in the photo.,By the way, I don't have any girl friends.,I only play with boys.,Anyway, it implies that I'm very simple.。

The scumbag will show that he cares about her very much, for example, he will tell her that I used to play games all this time, and now I just want to chat with you, and I am now drying my hands while taking a shower and returning to you.

Or tell her what I'm going to do now, you wait for me, and then when you come back, tell her that you're sorry for waiting for a long time, and then imply that you care about her very much.

When the scumbag says goodnight, he will definitely bring a kiss or loving expression, and then imply that he likes her very much.

Then in the middle of the night, I told her that I have seen the photos of your circle of friends many times, can you open more circle of friends to show me, I really want to see it, and insinuate that I like her very much and cares about her.

The last step is to ask her out, and I have already set out what she likes to eat when I send photos during dinner.

After coming out, she said I remember you love to eat this, implying that she cares about her very, very much, and remembers every word she said.

During the period, I have to be very gentleman, for example, crossing the street and holding her hand, and finally sending her back when I hugged her, showing that I was very reluctant, and then went back and told her that I was so serious about girls for the first time, are you good to be my girlfriend, at this time girls will generally agree, and how long does it take to do this? Two or three days is enough......

Speaking of this, Cheng Haoxuan stopped, Qi Zhe's eyes were full of Venus, his eyes were full of admiration, and he said with an unfinished face: "Go on, Brother Cheng, I'm still too tender, you are telling me." ”

Xiao Zhe, remember a sentence, if you step on one boat, you will capsize sooner or later, and if you step on ten thousand boats, you can't finish overturning......

Oh! I see......

Cheng Haoxuan was startled, and unconsciously surrounded a circle of people, all of whom came to listen to Cheng Haoxuan's BB, Li Yang on the side was curious at first, and then came over to listen to Cheng Haoxuan's words and squeezed directly into the crowd to kneel for Cheng Haoxuan.

"Brother Cheng, please teach me how to flirt with my sister, it was my fault before, I know that your selflessness will definitely forgive me. ”

Cheng Haoxuan looked at Li Yang for a moment, and then helped Li Yang up and said: "Listen, in fact, I only know so much, and remember, it is easy not to kneel, people kneel to the sky and kneel to their parents." ”

Cheng Haoxuan is a serious blind BB, but it seems to others that it is unfathomable, Li Yang looked at Cheng Haoxuan and said: "Brother Cheng, thank you, I know, I hope you don't care about the past, we will be good brothers in the future." ”

Cheng Haoxuan patted Li Yang's shoulder and said, "Okay! You will be my younger brother in the future." ”

Cheng Haoxuan said so on the surface, but said in his heart: "Hehe, it's quite similar, how can you still be a brother if you are almost abolished." ”

Li Yang on the side thought to himself: "Hehe, stupid, see if I don't kill you in the future." ”

On the surface, he said: "Brother Cheng, you can teach me some, I also want to be a scumbag." ”

Cheng Haoxuan sighed and said, "Alas, do you really want to embark on this road of no return?"

"Hmm!" Li Yang nodded heavily.

"Listen up. ”

As soon as others heard that Cheng Haoxuan was going to continue, they immediately pricked up their ears, and some took notebooks and recorded them wildly.

Cheng Haoxuan said: "In fact, some people are still suitable for loneliness and old age, because now boys and girls are really incomparable, the fat women are called plump, the thin ones are called slender, the tall ones are slender, and the short ones are called cute."

And what about the boys? The fat ones are called pigs, the thin ones are called monkeys, the tall ones are called bamboo poles, and the short ones are called winter melons. ”

"So remember, there's a big gap between men and women, just think about it, it's okay to be yy. ”

Li Yang was stunned for a moment when he heard this, what the hell is this? Are you saying that you don't want toads and want to eat swan meat? Let him talk about his flirting skills, and tell him the difference between men and women.

Li Yang said viciously behind his back: "Cheng Haoxuan, I remember this hatred." ”