Needless to say?

That's right, the theft case of Director Wei's house is the "saving" played by Hong Yanwu and the "little daughter-in-law"!

It turned out that after Hong Yanwu and Director Wei left the courtyard, the "little daughter-in-law" who continued to load those cigarettes and alcohol on the tricycle, put on velvet gloves, took two empty cardboard boxes that had been prepared earlier, and turned her face and went up to the second floor.

He used the technique of "moving the gate" to easily open Director Wei's house with just one wire.

This time, when I entered the house, I went straight to the goal, and first put the color TV and the "four speakers" into a cardboard box. Then he opened the drawer with wire to store the money for tobacco and alcohol, and swept away all the money and tickets inside.

After the two boxes were moved to the corridor, before leaving, he also disguised himself as an "old thief" in the room to sweep.

Not to mention the drawers pulled out, the doors that could be opened were also opened. Anyway, things are littered, and it's all messed up!

And when the "little daughter-in-law" is doing all these things, her mentality is unprecedentedly calm, and she is never worried that the owner will break it. Because it's not time to get off work yet, isn't Director Wei also accompanied by Hong Yanwu?

He also doesn't worry about being seen by his neighbors when he moves. This is because he and Director Wei were getting things just now, and they had already fallen into the eyes of those old men and old ladies who stayed at home.

Even when someone came to inquire, Director Wei took the initiative to help deal with it.

“…… It's not moving, it's not moving. They are our relatives and help dispose of old stuff that we don't have......"

In this way, the "little daughter-in-law" can be said to be blatantly humming this little tune and doing everything in an orderly manner, and then hit the door and pedaled away safely.

To tell the truth, this is really unique and the most unscrupulous in the "little daughter-in-law's" lifelong theft career. It's like he's become a transparent person, and he's never afraid of being seen by anyone.

After that, that is, the "little daughter-in-law" went to the front door to accompany Director Wei to eat roast duck with the pride of being done.

Director Wei, who took a sip of wine and a bite of food, would have thought that the meal he was rubbing today would be so expensive! Hong Yanwu and his "little daughter-in-law" had already cleaned up his house!

He would never have thought that these two boys flattered him on the surface and pretended to be grandsons, but in their hearts they laughed at him for being "stupid X"!

Of course, he also took advantage of his own sloppiness after drinking too much, and fell asleep directly on bed after returning home. Otherwise, two hours earlier, he would have noticed that something was wrong.

But then again, what if he didn't drink much. Ever since he left the house, everything has been doomed to be irreparable......

Some people cry and some people laugh. Some people have exhausted their calculations, and the bamboo basket has been empty. Some people endure humiliation and burden, and the new accounts and old accounts will be counted together.

This is not called not not reporting, the time has not come, and when the time comes, everything will be reported.

In the evening of the same day, while Director Wei was so angry that his heart hurt, Hong Yanwu and the "little daughter-in-law" were sitting happily on the ground to share the spoils at the house of the "little daughter-in-law" in the "Cabbage Bay" in Guangwai.

In one room of the courtyard, there are dozens of boxes. The "little daughter-in-law" is following Hong Yanwu's request, identifying and checking them one by one, and loading things into the car.

Color TV, "four speakers", and a book of 2,000 yuan, of course, needless to say, Hong Yanwu has to take it back.

And the more than 100 cash that he got from Director Wei's house became the hard work of the "little daughter-in-law".

As for the tobacco and alcohol he brought, Hong Yanwu only needs Moutai, Wuliangye, "Great China" and "Friendship".

The others were all rewarded to the "little daughter-in-law".

Hong Yanwu said, "Your kid's marriage is not fake, you can keep these and use them, and just go back and give each of the brothers who were in charge of marking people a few cigarettes and a few bottles of wine." It's also thanks to this surnamed Wei who is so able to receive gifts, otherwise we would have gone outside to get these things ourselves, and it wouldn't be so convenient, so complete......"

Of course, the "little daughter-in-law" was happy, and began to hold her stinky feet with gratitude.

"Master Hong. You have a clever trick! Look, let's use money as bait to hook up with this old boy to deliver good things to our car, and first lay a good cover for us in all aspects. In the end, I used a meal to give the girl a meal to go, and then I was safe, even with money and things, and completely gave the girl a 'roll bag meeting'. The most important thing is that Ya suffered a loss, and he didn't know who did it, and he didn't dare to report the case, otherwise he would have seen the light of day for taking bribes. Haha, you're right, these grandsons! The more greedy they are, the less daring they are. I used to be always scared to steal something, but I have never done such a happy job! Zhuge Liang doesn't have your plan......

But who knew that Hong Yanwu said after listening to it. "Don't forget, the guy surnamed Wei is a man with glasses. Maybe you'll be able to figure out that we did it......"

"Huh?" "The little daughter-in-law was taken aback, "You say he can guess?"

"Yes, a master like him ponders people every day, and his brain is definitely enough. Besides, what's the matter, it's not a coincidence, isn't it? I think doubts are inevitable......

"That, that ......" "little daughter-in-law" stammered.

Seeing him like this, Hong Yanwu smiled, still calm.

"Don't be afraid! What can he do if he is suspicious? He locked the door himself, and you disguised it in the house, so that he can neither be completely sure nor have any evidence! In fact, he just came to the door, and I have something to say. Can we afford to spend the money, and are we guilty of doing this? Even if we steal, why don't we just steal, or do we have to make a big detour? And we are stupid, can't we just change the day? Why don't we make people suspicious like this? I only need to talk to him like this once, and these questions can confuse him......

"What's more, there is another thing you said that is not accurate. The man surnamed Wei was not only afraid of reporting the crime, but he also couldn't report the crime at all! If you think about it, even if he took the initiative to report the crime with brain cramps, he would not be able to prove that he had lost those things! The police would definitely have to ask him. Where did you get that stuff, didn't you? But what he said was useless. Don't forget, the invoices for the color TV and the 'four speakers' are in our hands at all! If it doesn't sound good, we have to move things out of their house in front of him, and he will take us for nothing......

"So I told you, I'm going to play 'black', and I'm going to go straight to him and ask for something. Why do you want to do it? Because that's what I want! I just deliberately wanted the surname Wei to suspect me, but I couldn't be sure that it was me. A greedy person like him, who has suffered such a big loss, must be old enough to think about this every day, and he can't do it even if he wants to put it in the back of his mind. And when he thinks about it, he feels uncomfortable, he feels aggrieved, and he feels ashamed. But I couldn't find a place to catch fire, and I couldn't recognize the person to hate. After a long time, just this loss of money provokes qi and liver fire, maybe he can take half his life. What do you call relieving qi? This is called relieving qi!"

"Ouch, yes!" "Little daughter-in-law" is in good spirits again, her eyes lit up, and she slapped her thigh.

"Master Hong, your trick of treating people is too amazing, this is called living suffering. I really have 180 words of 'service' in my heart. You're right, we're the nemesis of this kind of person! What's the matter? When will I do what you plan to do next, and I'll do the next step in his two-bedroom color TV......

Unexpectedly, when it came to this, Hong Yanwu hesitated again, and shook his head after a while.

"You want to get him again...... Forget it. I think this level is enough for the old boy to learn a lesson. I'm also afraid that if I do too much, I will really make him angry! Then his wife and children will be helpless, and they will become orphans and widows, after all, there is no such a big sin. And he also helped me with thunder, and the color TV was kept for him. Anyway, I won't suffer a loss, this has hollowed out his family's foundation. Simply, the ...... was released."

The "little daughter-in-law" smiled and admired again. "Master Hong, you are really benevolent. The bodhisattva has the heart and heart of a good life......"

But Hong Yanwu shook his head again.

"Alright. Don't brag about me. It's really not a big deal, we're not good things like the one surnamed Wei! We must pay attention to individuality in life and work, and we must not go to extremes. Once you go too far, you are embarrassed by yourself. Isn't that the guy surnamed Wei like that? Is he unlucky because he receives gifts on errands? No! If he doesn't knock me a second time, I'll still miss him. We can't learn from him......"

The "little daughter-in-law" was involuntarily silent, and even the strength of the hippie smile was gone. After a while, he said, "Master Hong, it's a blessing to be able to follow you! I'm not saying that I can always eat and drink spicy food with you, but I mean that you have made me understand a lot of truths." Or you're right, you have to take it easy. I was going to discuss with you just now.,Buy this color TV.。 Now I don't want it. Not only that, but Yanzi and I also have to think about getting married, and maybe we won't even play furniture. Otherwise, if it really makes too much trouble, I still have to explain the financial source to the police......"

Hong Yanwu was both a little surprised and quite relieved.

"Okay! It seems that my tongue has not been in vain! If you can understand this, you will not be able to suffer a big loss! Remember, don't worry about being in the limelight, there will be a long time to come! But if someone really wants to find out the source of your money, as long as you hide all the deposit receipts, you don't have to worry too much. I'll teach you how to do it, you can talk about these cigarettes and alcohol. This reason is ready-made, you just say that you can find someone to borrow money, resell tobacco and alcohol to make a few money, or that's it......"

The "little daughter-in-law" was shocked when she heard it.

"Ouch. My Master Hong! How can you be so clever and confused for a while! What kind of idea is this? So much tobacco and alcohol is enough to speculate and turn it off! Then it is better for me to say that I pour food stamps!"

Hong Yanwu smiled, still confident.

"Am I confused, are you confused? Although they are all state-planned materials, can tobacco, alcohol, and food stamps be the same? You say that you pour food stamps, how much do you resell? Can people believe them if they say that they are missing? They still have to force you to hand over physical evidence! If you don't take out thousands of pounds, can you pass the customs? Even if you take them out, it will also be a death certificate. Steady detained you. But tobacco and alcohol are different, first of all, the things that are put in your house, you can't rely on them. Don't be afraid, because this thing is good, everyone loves it, and there is a lot of room for activities here. Listen to me, if you lose the memorization of words, then you will say that you have poured a total of 1,200 yuan of tobacco and alcohol and earned a little money! As for the rest, don't admit it's yours alive or dead. I just said I didn't know, I didn't know, I got it wrong. With your words, these things can't be left in the bureau for a few days. When the time comes, who will ask you? You will have to carry it for a few days, and no one will be more serious about you, that is, criticize and educate you, and confiscate it. Something that is tacitly understood from top to bottom......"

"Ouch!" "The little daughter-in-law" couldn't help screaming, she was so happy that she didn't know how to praise it, the more he looked at Hong Yanwu, the more he felt like Kong Ming was alive, and Liu Bowen was possessed.

"Confess leniently, sit in prison! Resist strictness, go home for the New Year! I'm confused, I'm confused! Your brain! It's really curable! Listening to your words, it's better than ...... It's better than reading ten children's books......"

But to be honest, although Hong Yanwu has a more thorough understanding of human feelings, not everything can be under his control.

The accident created by fate is a force that he can't match at all, and he can't figure it out at all.

For example, his desire to make Director Wei suspicious of him, doubt him, and suffer psychological suffering for him failed to materialize.

The next day, Director Wei really couldn't help but come to test it, and called Hong Yanwu and the "little daughter-in-law" out.

Hong Yanwu and the "little daughter-in-law" are like Spiegel, but they give full play to their acting talents, pretending to be stupid and stunned, and they don't know anything.

Even when they heard about Director Wei's loss, the two of them were shocked and said that they should call the police! If you lose something, we can testify to you! Sure enough, Director Wei was left in a daze!

But on the day they laid the groundwork, Director Wei's two-bedroom apartment with a color TV was robbed again.

After Director Wei finished talking with Hong Yanwu and them, he wanted to go to the two-bedroom apartment to get the color TV home. But when I opened the door and went in, I saw the scene in the house, and I was immediately angry.

To say that it was stolen this time, the thief didn't steal anything, because Director Wei's two-bedroom apartment basically didn't live and didn't put any money or property. As for the color TV, it is heavy and eye-catching, and the thief does not dare to take it out.

But it is precisely because of this that this thief threw Director Wei's big color TV into a large aluminum basin and soaked it in water, and also sprinkled urine and on the bed to vent his anger that he couldn't find money.

There are even two big words "retribution" written on the wall with.

This kind of thing, apart from the word "fuck", how else can it be described?

As a result, Director Wei was really angry with coronary heart disease. If the door hadn't been open, he would have been found in time and almost wouldn't have died in the two-bedroom apartment.

Later, Hong Yanwu and the "little daughter-in-law" learned the news, and they also went to the hospital to visit Director Wei once and sent him a lot of nutritional products.

Director Wei was so moved, and his suspicions about Hong Yanwu and the "little daughter-in-law" were fully relieved.

Because in his heart, these two thefts have undoubtedly been dealt with together. And the two-bedroom Hong Yanwu and his little daughter-in-law have never been to it at all, so there is no suspicion of crime.

As for Hong Yanwu and the "little daughter-in-law", they all felt unbelievable when they left the hospital.

The "little daughter-in-law" even asked Hong Yanwu quietly.

"Master Hong! look at the trouble...... I'm afraid to ask. Don't you believe me, and go to someone else to do this, why is it so similar to your idea?"

Hong Yanwu categorically denied it. "! If you don't do it, you won't do it, I'm still looking for someone else, that's purely sick! I want to think about it, this is called the cycle of cause and effect! If it weren't for Lao Wei's really little back, it would have offended too many people!"

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