Chapter 787: The smell of horse urine
There were too many refrigerators, and people couldn't cook, but the dishes were very complete, Ouyang Heyue couldn't help but start to suspect that the female mage didn't live alone at all. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
With such a big house, if she lives alone, she will feel scared, lonely, empty and cold.
And the female mage has lived for so long, it is impossible that she will not have a boyfriend and girlfriend, right...... She was suddenly a little afraid, in ancient times, she didn't know if she liked men or women, so now, her orientation is normal.
The two women lived in the same room, and she was a little frightened.
"Say, you often order takeout, the food in the refrigerator is still so fresh, and there are so many ingredients, who bought it, who wants to cook it. ”
Ouyang Heyue said as she began to rummage through the boxes and cabinets to find evidence of her abnormality, there were a lot of dishes and chopsticks, but she couldn't see anything, she just wanted to find something, something about the world of the two.
"What are you looking for?" the female mage leaned against the door, looking at the princess who suddenly didn't know what an anxiety attack was, "I often order takeout, it doesn't mean that I can't buy vegetables, besides, I won't buy it, and others will buy it." ”
Ouyang Heyue's hand that was rummaging things stopped, turned around suddenly, and looked at her with a wicked smile, "Hmph, sure enough, there is a situation, tell me honestly, do you have a boyfriend?" I'll just say, in the long river of years, how lonely a person is, do you have to make a lot of boyfriends, tell me honestly. ”
She stepped forward, reached out and pretended to jam the female mage's neck, and with the other hand, pinched her chin teasingly, "Honestly, I'll make your life more comfortable, otherwise, hum ......"
She grinned evilly, playing the role of a ruffian.
The female mage just smiled gently, reached out and squeezed her hand in the palm of her hand, obviously felt her body tremble, she immediately understood what she was worried about, and then hugged Ouyang Heyue's waist behind her.
"Guess what?"
"Uh......"
It's just a flock of crows flying overhead, Ouyang Heyue felt her hand, sliding on his waist, this is more than Sunan Ge's hand, this woman's hand makes her feel weird and creepy.
"Oh, I still don't guess, just don't tell me you like women. ”
Ouyang and Yue really want to die, if it weren't for women, how many men would be so careful, and cook for her.
"yes, how do you know I like women. My princess is amazing. ”
When the female mage saw her nervousness, she thought it was funny, so she deliberately teased her.
"Ah......h
Ouyang Heyue's face changed instantly, and he took two steps back in fear, "You really like women." ”
"yes, is there a problem?"
Seeing that the female mage took a few steps forward and got closer to her, Ouyang Heyue hurriedly looked around, trying to find something to hold in her hands, and her reputation should not be ruined in her hands.
"I'm telling you, it's okay for you to like women, but I don't like them, so you'd better not think too badly about me. ”
Saying that, she was like hiding something, she hid out, didn't cook the dishes, and was ready to take the road and leave.
It's a pity that the mage's home is too big, Ouyang and Yue turned around, they were a little confused, the surrounding decorations looked similar, she only felt that she was getting more and more confused.
Seeing Ouyang Heyue's frightened appearance, the female mage couldn't bear to tease her, so she had to surrender obediently, "Okay, you don't have to be so scared, okay, what do I think of." Really, my orientation is normal, but after the changes of time and space, I no longer feel love, and I am still at peace with what I encounter. ”
"Don't lie to me, I'm leaving, you're not safe. ”
Ouyang Heyue still couldn't believe it.
"Imperial Princess, you're so funny, even if I like women, I won't like you. I have to like pretty, but you are not as beautiful as in ancient times, if I want to like it, I have to like beauties like Gao Yuanyuan and Fan Bingbing. ”
The female mage saw that she was in trouble, and the imperial concubine seemed to be serious, so she hurriedly chased after her and stopped her.
She just likes to joke, and this princess has no sense of humor, this can be taken seriously, she is really speechless.
Ouyang Heyue stretched out his hand to block her, with a look of disbelief, "I'm a former princess, don't lie to me." ”
"Okay, I like men, how can I like women. Hurry up and make me something to eat. The mage touched her rumbling belly, and even if there were snacks, she didn't plan to eat them.
It's always a matter of self-provoking, and you have to solve it even if you're hungry.
"Really?"
Ouyang Heyue still didn't believe it.
"Fake, you go, then it's best not to be found, I won't take you in, and you even learn to doubt me." ”
The female mage turned around silently, "I really didn't expect you to be such an imperial concubine, even I don't trust it anymore." ”
"If I like women, then Sunan Song must like men. ”
Listening to her dissatisfied nagging, Ouyang Heyue realized that she was really speechless, so he believed her, went back and gave her a big hug, and then kissed her on the cheek, "Even if you like women, you are a rich woman." I can hug my thighs, and in the future, if you bring beautiful women home every day, I can also feast my eyes. ”
After speaking, in the surprise on the face of the female mage, she turned around and entered the kitchen.
In the evening, she fried six dishes, made a soup, and the two opened a bottle of red wine.
"I don't drink, just a little bit. ”
Ouyang and Yue stretched out their hands and gestured, almost two centimeters high.
She didn't study red wine, she didn't know, the bottle of red wine in the female mage's hand was a limited edition, and it was very valuable, and most people were reluctant to take it out to drink, so they took it to collect.
"You want to drink more, I won't give it, if you take a sip, you will drink a lot of my money. ”
The female mage pretended to be distressed like a miser, but still took Ouyang Heyue's wine glass and poured her a glass.
"My Maomao, my money, forget it, let go and drink if you are happy today. ”
As she spoke, she poured herself a large glass.
"Hey, look at your miser, from ancient times to the present, can you spend so much money, and it's dung to keep it. ”
Ouyang Heyue took it and deliberately took a big sip, and then she almost spit it out before she swallowed it, if it weren't for the mage saying that this mouthful was a lot of money, it is estimated that she would have vomited.
After swallowing it reluctantly, she frowned and looked at the female mage and asked, "What kind of wine is this, it's so unpleasant, are you lying to me, it's a lot of money in one sip, is your wine past its expiration date?" ”
"The smell of horse urine. Ouyang and Yue smashed their mouths and said quite vividly.
"Imperial Princess, if you weren't the Imperial Princess, I'd definitely ......" The female mage didn't dare to say it, she dared to say that her wine smelled of horse urine, had you ever drunk horse urine, could she have said that. (To be continued.) )