Chapter 67: The Demon Monkey
Time passed minute by minute, and seeing that Hong Yanwu had climbed to the highest branch of the trunk, the head teacher's heart also rose to his throat. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info was afraid that there would be a mistake at this time, and Hong Yanwu couldn't catch it and fell down.
finally waited for Hong Yanwu to get into Sha Yan'er, and then she realized that before she knew it, the clothes inside were soaked......
But at this time, the situation changed suddenly. It turned out that Hong Yanwu, this kid, specially freed up one hand to take his precious kite, and he was so bold that he dared to slip down with only one hand holding the trunk with his other hand......
The head teacher didn't feel dizzy and quickly closed his eyes. It wasn't until a moment later that the conversation between the third-grade teacher and Hong Yanwu came to her ears, and she confirmed that Hong Yanwu was safe for the time being.
When she opened her eyes, she saw Hong Yanwu holding a kite in one hand and hugging the main trunk of the elm tree with the other, already sitting on a horizontal branch in the middle of the tree. But the annoying thing is that this kid is still dangling his legs, looking completely leisurely.
"What are you doing here? You want to die! Throw the kite away, just sit there, hugging the tree. ”
The third-grade teacher was in a state of panic because of the thrilling scene just now, and kept urging Hong Yanwu to ensure safety.
But Hong Yanwu didn't care, but spent the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain.
"Why, I threw the kite, didn't you just pick it up, when I was stupid?"
"I'm a teacher, don't want your kite ......"
"What's wrong with the teacher? The teacher can't change Sha Yan'er. Besides, there are so many people down there, so I'll have to be on guard......"
Hey, this kid is really hopeless! Twist for such a kite-breaker, and think he's smart!
The third-grade teacher felt both ridiculous and angry at Hong Yanwu's cautious eyes, and at the same time, because he suspected that he coveted kites a little bit of heart, he was blocked for a while and didn't know what to say.
At this time, the head teacher hurriedly took a step forward and continued to persuade in an eager tone. "Hong Yanwu, obedient. We are your teachers, are we going to lie to you? Have we lied to you? Think about it. ”
Hong Yanwu seemed to think for a moment, but then there was a dry laugh.
"Stop talking nonsense, aren't you lying to me now? you want my kite, and you want me to go down. ”
"What's wrong with you coming down? The teacher feels sorry for you. The wind is so strong, and it's so cold in the trees. The head teacher said again.
"I'm happy, what is this bit of wind, it's so comfortable on it, it's so cool!"
In the end, Hong Yanwu actually learned the lines of Sun Wukong in the cartoon "Havoc in the Sky", in which Sun Wukong was angry in the Dan furnace.
His imitation is indeed very realistic, and when it is applied to the current scene, it is undoubtedly full of a special comedy. This immediately sparked irrepressible laughter among the onlookers. There were even a few students who were also noisy, and they also chanted their lines and coaxed.
"Hey, you monkey ......"
"I'll make you cool and comfortable......"
"Divine Arrow!!Release Divine Arrow!!!! Quickly"
Seeing that the scene suddenly turned into a chaotic battle in which all the "heavenly soldiers and generals" wanted to execute the "demon monkeys", the third-grade teacher was furious, and turned around with a stern reprimand.
Not to mention, this teacher is quite majestic, just like the Buddha of the Western Heavens, and he immediately suppressed the commotion of many "great immortals" under his command.
But at the same time, the head teacher couldn't help but be impatient, and couldn't help but threaten Hong Yanwu.
"Tell you, don't deceive people too much! If you don't come down again, I have to go to your house and tell your mother today...... Don't push me!"
"Hmph, you guys hurt people with secret arrows, you're not a hero!"
Hong Yanwu was still immersed in the role, and couldn't help but come up with another line, and then he returned to his normal way of speaking, and said half-jokingly and half-seriously, "Teacher, I advise you not to do this." If you dare to tell my mother, I can put rat poop in your lunch box, put toad bone Duoer (local language, tadpole) in your water cup, and put snake ...... in your school bag."
As soon as he heard this, the head teacher's breathing immediately became short, and he couldn't help but shiver. She knew very well that this kid could definitely do this kind of pickled thing. So after a burst of creepy, he suddenly lost the courage to confront it, and was completely dumbfounded.
The third-grade teacher didn't know the depths yet, and when he saw that Hong Yanwu dared to openly threaten the teacher, he immediately became anxious, and shouted desperately and said, "You'd better be honest - come down obediently for me and accept the teacher's treatment, otherwise we will pull you down-"
Before he finished speaking, Hong Yanwu sneered and shouted below, "Bah, who are you scaring about! You come up and try, if you dare to come and arrest me, Lao Tzu will immediately hit you with a 'magic weapon'." ”
The third-grade teacher didn't know what his so-called "magic weapon" was, but when he heard this, he was really angry, and immediately encouraged the school worker to bring a ladder to go up to arrest people, but he didn't expect that the school worker had just set up the ladder, only to hear Hong Yanwu's voice "Look at the treasure!" A stinky cotton shoe with cotton exposed on the upper flew towards him.
If it weren't for his quick eyes and timely dodge, he would have to be hit by a "lotus silk step" from the "demon monkey" on the tree.
In the midst of the students' endless clamour, the school worker didn't care about anything else, quickly lowered his head and face, and quickly ran away. It wasn't until he reached a safe place that he pointed to the tree and yelled, but he refused to go back under the tree.
"You, you, you-" The third-grade teacher was also stupid, and then he knew that Hong Yanwu was a master who dared to speak and do. At this moment, he couldn't say anything except pointing at Hong Yanwu and screaming angrily.
Well, things are frozen here. The two teachers looked at each other, and neither of them had any idea.
On the contrary, the students behind them couldn't hold back their good deeds and began to make a noise. Everyone hopes that Hong Yanwu can come up with some new tricks, and it would be better to be more lively.
To say that these bad boys are really afraid that the world will not be chaotic, some people cheer for Hong Yanwu, some people make faces at him, and some people clasp their fists to show their admiration, which is also out of appearance.
And Hong Yanwu is a "crazy person", and he also responds one by one on the tree, it seems that this special attention is very satisfying, and there is a kind of excitement and joy of finding people in the same way.
In this way, after a long time, the two teachers still did not come up with a practical measure.
Seeing that it was really not a matter to go on like this, the head teacher was ruthless and simply made the decision to take the risk alone, and then she had a sad conversation with the third-grade teacher.
"I'll go up myself. Sooner or later, he'll have to fall. ”
"Can you do it?"
"If you can't, you have to do it. ”
"Look at the wind is so strong, that cowardly child really dares to throw your shoes at you, what if you want to fall down when the time comes? ”
"It's better for me to fall than for him to fall. Who made me his homeroom teacher, who will I not go up? Even if I go up the ladder, I have to go up the ladder!"
The third-grade teacher saw that he couldn't persuade him, so he could only persuade the class teacher to be more careful. Then the head teacher began to move closer to the short dress in order to reduce the drag of the outfit on his body. First he took off his coat, then he rolled up his sleeves......
Before going up the wooden ladder, the head teacher finally told the third-grade teacher that if he fell from the top and fell badly, he would ask her to help prove that he had climbed the tree for the sake of the students. This can be regarded as an explanation to the school and the organization, but will it be considered a work injury at that time...... It depends on the school......
The third-grade teacher nodded and sighed, seeing that Hong Yanwu had really broken the head teacher's heart.
And when the head teacher's feet stepped on the wooden ladder, her own heart swelled with a bit of indescribable bitterness and tragedy.
What she never thought about was that the sincerity and care she paid in exchange for Hong Yanwu being so poisonous to her!
How did you get such a student? You can force me to brave the wind to pedal the ladder up the tree, this is fate!
At this moment, the onlookers involuntarily quieted down, and in the sound of a murderous wind, everyone was surprised to witness the head teacher stepping on the wooden ladder, moving step by step in fear, trembling at the same time, climbing higher and higher.