April Fool's Day does not exist
April Fool's Day is an exciting traditional holiday......
The reason why it is said to be a traditional festival is because there is an extreme lack of entertainment activities, so there is a reserved program in the past two years in the long-haired special operations base where everyone is idle - watch the two bigwigs conduct an indiscriminate multi-angle life and death PK, of course, this is just everyone's private statement, and the two parties don't know much about it.
Xiao Yan originally didn't have any special ideas about April Fool's Day, but an incident happened last year that caused Major Xiao to be angry when he saw the date of April 1st.
This is how it happened, at half past three in the morning on April 1 last year......
“…… Who?" It was supposed to be silent, everyone washed and slept in the middle of the night, the phone rang suddenly, and Xiao Yan resisted the urge to smash the phone after experiencing a series of things such as covering his head and covering his face with a quilt and pillows to no avail.
"Hello, is it Major Xiao Yan?"
"I don't have a card, I don't buy insurance, I don't understand the package, I don't have children at home, I have to go to cram school...... You'd better disturb my sleep for some legitimate reason, otherwise I won't let you go......" Xiao Yan popped out in one go.
The other party seemed to be stunned for a moment, and then spoke: "No, no, no, I'm not a salesman, I am the director of the emergency department of the General Hospital of the Military Region, my surname is Wang, a patient who was just sent in here is now in a very dangerous situation, we can't untie his mobile phone, we only found your phone number in the emergency contact column......"
"There's nothing wrong with it, is it? Why don't you ask who I am...... I'm hanging up!" "If she had been on hold, she might have talked to each other for a while, but she was so sleepy now, her eyelids kept fighting, and she had to sink face down in the quilt after less than two minutes.
"Don't hang up, don't hang up! What I said is true, this patient has a gunshot wound and is in very dangerous condition! Before he fell into a coma, he said his name was Su or something!"
'Su or something?' Xiao Yan suddenly sobered up, the surname she knew was Su...... will set her up as an emergency contact...... ...... with gunshot wounds
Su Ye has been away from S City for several days, and it is said that she has been called to perform some task again, and she is not good at asking in detail, and she is covered by confidentiality regulations, and she doesn't dare to contact him casually, so the phone call she received tonight......
"The General Hospital of the Military Region, right! Wait for me to arrive soon!" "I'm not afraid of 10,000, I'm afraid of what happens, Xiao Yan didn't have time to change his clothes, grabbed the car keys and rushed out of the door, ran countless red lights in the middle of the night, and drove to the hospital like a fly, the car didn't have time to lock, and rushed to the emergency department with a speed of 100 meters.
"Hello, may I ask, was there an officer with a gunshot wound who was sent here just now?" Xiao Yan asked as he threw himself at the triage table and pulled the nurse.
The little nurse was taken aback by her, and saw that she should have come in a hurry dressed up, and knew in her heart: "There is an officer who was pushed in and out of the emergency operating room covered in blood." ”
Xiao Yan ran to the operating room without even having time to say thank you, and when he saw a figure at the door, he suddenly felt black in front of him.
"Sister!" Xiao Rui, who was waiting at the door of the operating room, heard the movement and turned around, just in time to see Xiao Yan about to plant on the ground without focus, and was so frightened that he rushed over to support her like a rabbit with his tail stepped on.
Xiao Yan grabbed Xiao Rui's arm as if he had grasped a life-saving straw: "Su Ye is inside?!What's wrong?!"
Xiao Rui's face changed several times, and finally fixed on an extremely sad expression, he sighed softly: "Sister, don't be too sad, the doctor said...... Not so good......"
Xiao Yan 'buzzed' in his head, his eyes went black, and he fell.
Before she lost consciousness, the picture in her mind that looped endlessly was that before Su Ye left, she was sitting cross-legged on the sofa playing games.
"Stop playing, come and hug one!"
"Where's the match point! You hurry up, you'll be late for a while, come back and hug again!"
It turned out that in the end, she hadn't even hugged him......
"I didn't say anything! you can't blame me this time!" was Xiao Rui's voice.
"I'll settle accounts with you later!" the voice was familiar.
The footsteps slowly approached the side of his bed, and finally stopped very close, Xiao Yan struggled to open his eyes, and a familiar facial features appeared in front of him.
"You ......" Xiao Yan shook his head suddenly, slammed over and hugged Su Ye in front of him, and then cried out 'wow'.
"Am I dead too...... But with you...... It's not a loss...... Woowoowoo......"
Everyone was dumbfounded, Su Ye gritted his teeth and glared at Xiao Rui, wiping his tears and coaxing people in a hurry.
"Not dead, not dead, good, you open your eyes and look at me, come and touch it, it's alive, it's not dead, it's not dead, it's good, baby. ”
Xiao Yan pushed him away violently, wiped all his tears and snot on his shirt in a daze, and stayed on the bed for a while before reacting.
"Wow, ah, sister, calm down! I didn't say anything! It's all your man's idea! Happy April Fool's Day!" Xiao Rui was chased by Xiao Yan with a gun for two kilometers, and finally she had a hypoglycemic attack and couldn't run.
"I'll go to your uncle's April Fool's Day!" The final result of this incident was that Xiao Yan didn't say a word for two days in a row, and the whole person exuded an eerie dark aura from top to bottom, and in the end, Su Ye couldn't stand it anymore, and seriously handwrote a 10,000-word check, profoundly reviewed his mistakes, and recited it in front of the men, women, and children of the entire special operations base, and only then did he barely turn the page......
This incident not only left a very deep impression on Xiao Yan, but even Su Ye didn't dare to toss around......
As the saying goes, feng shui takes turns, and this year, it was a coincidence that Su Ye was sent out to perform a mission at the end of March, and he didn't want to die, so he rushed back to S City on April 1.
After he came back, he immediately went to the Military Commission to report the mission, and then went home directly, but he didn't find Xiao Yan after 'rummaging through the cabinets', and no one answered the phone, so he could only run back to the base.
But the atmosphere in the base today was very weird, and everyone gathered together in twos and threes to whisper, especially after seeing him come in, everyone's expressions became very weird.
"What's going on? What about your Xiao team?" Su Ye didn't pay attention to this at first, but he couldn't stand everyone's behavior becoming more and more strange, and there seemed to be a trace of indescribable ...... in his eyes Reproach?
Intuition told him that something must have happened, Su Ye casually grabbed a team member, and even coerced and lured to understand what happened, and then his expression became very indescribable-
In the morning, Xiao Yan led the team to train, and suddenly fainted, her hypoglycemia problem is not a secret, so everyone sent her to the infirmary, but after the doctor examined it, he frowned tightly......
Just when everyone was terrified and thought that she had some incurable disease, the doctor was very hesitant to tell the truth: "You are pregnant, two months old. ”
Xiao Yan's face turned pale in an instant, he bit his lower lip stubbornly, and two tears fell for a while, and he wiped them away in a panic: "I know, he doesn't want it, I made an appointment with the doctor today...... Go and beat him down. ”
Originally, everyone came to express their concern for Team Xiao, but they didn't expect to hear such a shocking secret!
Isn't the answer obvious!
Then just when everyone said that their worldview was shattered, Xiao Yan had already driven to the hospital......
"Team Su, it's not me saying you, since this kind of thing happened, you have to be responsible, you see how you usually treat Team Xiao, everyone can see it, how did you drop the chain at a critical moment?!" The team members hated iron and steel, and they didn't notice the corners of Su Ye's mouth that couldn't help twitching.
The two of them are innocent, and at most they will kiss and hug and lift them high! As a result, he has only been gone for a few days, and when he comes back, he is actually happy to be a father?
After some psychological construction, Su Ye patted him on the shoulder: "Let's talk about this later, I'll go to the hospital first." ”
So Mr. Su also experienced the feeling of Xiao Yan being lifted from bed in the middle of the night last year in his lifetime.
When he rushed into the hospital to ask the nurse, and then rushed into the VIP lounge, he found a certain child surnamed Xiao sitting on the sofa with a plate of grapes watching the black cat sheriff.
"Ahem!" He stood at the door for a long time and failed to attract the attention of the person in the room, and finally couldn't hold back his cough loudly, Xiao Yan thought that someone was visiting the patient, and bounced to the bed, reaching out to pull the quilt, but before his hand touched the edge, he was stopped and carried.
"Oh, you let me down!"
"Don't let it go!" Su Ye stretched out her hand to tickle her, "The little girl's thirty-six tricks are very good, isn't it said that she is pregnant?"
The treacherous scheme was revealed and fell into the hands of the enemy, so he had no choice but to sign up first, Xiao Yan grinned: "Didn't you do the same to me last year...... One report and one report, let's settle down! Hurry up and let me down!"
"Flattened?" Su Ye sat down on the edge of the bed, threw the plate in her hand aside, and put the person into her arms, "Have you forgotten what I read about the review last year?"
Xiao Yan's face changed, she really forgot such a thing, this morning she was indeed dizzy because of low blood sugar, but when she was in the infirmary, she happened to see the date on the desk calendar, so the thing that was still fresh in her memory last year came to her mind again, and she had a whim to do it.
With her superb acting skills and the perfect cooperation of the team doctor, she successfully buckled a black and bright big iron pot to Su Ye's head.
"So what do you want to do...... First of all, I'm sure I won't do this thing by writing a review!" she didn't even bother to write a task briefing, let alone a review, she didn't want to lose face!
"What should I do?" Su Ye thought about this question seriously, and after a while, he pinched the soft flesh on both sides of her cheeks, "My innocence has been ruined by you, you have to be responsible for me!"
Xiao Yan's eyebrows twitched: "Responsible...... Hehehe...... How do you say you are responsible?"
Su Ye picked her up and walked out, and whispered in a voice that only two people could hear as he walked: "Anyway, I'm an old rascal, and I don't care about this reputation, go home now and do what you just made up!"
This year's April Fool's Day should be a little happier than last year's, right?
Happy April Fool’s Day!
Question, so can Xiao Yan have a good sleep this year?
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