Chapter Ninety-Two: The Blocker
They hurried all night, and the sky was still just dawning, and one of the reasons they had stopped hurrying was that they were disobedient and had a bad temper. Strange to say, no matter how Mo Tear slapped its plump buttocks, he didn't move, and finally raised his ponytail, boomed, and released a shocking fart, and he couldn't help but turn around and reveal two rows of neat big white teeth.
This made Mo Tears angry, jumped out of the carriage, and scolded at his horse's head, it doesn't matter if he doesn't scold, he almost had an accident when he scolded, but when he first started scolding, the horse opened his mouth and neighed, spraying ink tears and spitting on his face. This is repaid, I was actually bullied by a horse, and I just wanted to teach it a good lesson, but as soon as I raised my hand, the horse kicked up, and did not stop, chasing him all the way and kicking, and it was not that Mo Tear ran fast, I am afraid that he would really become the first person in history to be kicked to death by a horse.
It doesn't matter, what matters is that it is not leaving at the moment, and it doesn't dare to scold or fight with tears, so it has to coax it, and the result is as much as ever.
Da Xi Yaoshui told him that maybe he was hungry, but fortunately, the demon lord had prepared a lot of grain and grass for this guy in advance, and he could open the big bag, Mo Tear was dumbfounded, there were ginseng Ganoderma lucidum everywhere and some strange elixirs, seeing this scene, Mo Tear was angry again, daring to love This horse eats better than himself, and it doesn't matter if he eats so well, he is still so disobedient, this is a complete foodie and a little bastard.
Five or six incomparably precious elixirs, in his mouth like eating chaff, with his head down, his face expressionless and chewing heavily, two rows of white front teeth collided from time to time to make a clicking sound, with its big mouth that eats the sea and swallows, who can afford it?
"Horse, you save some food, and when you're done eating, you'll have to chew grass later. Mo Tear said earnestly, watching the best yam enter its mouth, and its heart seemed to be dripping blood, which was also too explosive.
The horse seemed to understand him, and suddenly looked up at him fiercely, looking at the stingy fellow with extreme disdain.
Seeing that half a bag of rare elixir was eaten by this foodie, he suddenly felt that Gou Jian, this kid, was really developed, and a horse of his father-in-law, just one bite was our food expenses for several years.
Not long after coming, the horse was finally full, and the spacious tongue was still scratching the corner of the mouth, looking unfinished, Mo tear stretched out his hand and pointed to the residue on the ground, and said, "Horse, don't waste it, it's all money spent in vain." ”
The old horse was idle, looking like a bull, and his nose suddenly burst out of two breaths, looking like he was not being fed by the mouth.
The stunned Mo Tear could be regarded as seeing such a proud horse, and said in a low voice, "You old man is amazing, when you really don't have anything to eat one day, I promise that you will even eat stones if you are hungry." ”
"What's the name of you and the horse? Lin Xiaomu drove the curtain first, poked his head out and looked at the ink tears on his face, feeling amused, but he still pretended to be angry.
Mo tear disdainfully, and just wanted to jump into the carriage, only to see Ma Er kick his limbs and run forward.
Mo Tear, who was made by you, looked dazed, kept waving his hand to disperse the dust, playing with the distant carriage, while hurriedly chasing, he scolded, "You dead beast, Lao Tzu hasn't gotten on the car yet, be careful that I break your horse's legs." ”
On a winding path, a man sped away with half a bag of things, cursing and swearing. From time to time, I have to stop and pick up the snow lotus ginseng that has fallen on the ground, which is simply very funny.
I don't know how long I chased it, but in the end the horse took the initiative to stop, and Mo Tear jumped into the carriage at the right time, at this time it was already out of breath, his face was full of dust, and he had no strength to scold it, and finally he could only whisper, "You dead beast, you have eaten so many good things, why are you so ignorant." You were playing with me. ”
As soon as these words came out, Lin Xiaomu and Da Xi Yaoshui laughed heartily in the carriage. The horse expressed his dissatisfaction, accelerated on his feet, and galloped at great speed. The angry ink tears almost fell off the horse again.
The oncoming cold wind kept slapping Mo Tearna's face, blowing his long hair, and the black brown hair of the horse was like a wave of wheat in a wheat field, swaying with the wind.
The sight before them vanished behind them, and a cloud of dust rose behind the carriage, like a long, straight line, that had not dissipated for a long time.
"Oh yes, you glutton, I didn't expect to run quite fast, so let's just run like this. Mo Tear was so happy when he saw this speed, and when he raised his hand, he slapped the horse's buttocks.
The horse neighed for a while, and kicked its hind hooves upwards violently, if it hadn't been for Mo Tear's preparation, I am afraid that it would have been thrown out long ago. Since then, Mo Tear has given this horse a name, which is in line with its character, and it is called unprovoked.
You can call this name along the way, remembering to remind you not to mess with it, but every time Mo Tear still can't help but tease this greedy, bad-tempered, and extremely disobedient person.
"Don't mess with it, it's time for you to change your temper. If you hadn't met a good person like me, you would have been slaughtered and stewed. Ink tears happily fought with a horse.
If he couldn't really speak, I'm afraid he would have been sprayed to death with a mouthful of spittle, and with this strange name, he would have enough reason to kick this unscrupulous person to death.
Mo Tear is indeed a little abnormal today, there is no way, there is an even more unprovoked person who is angry with him, he doesn't want to find some way to make her happy, I'm afraid the atmosphere along the way is more dignified. Besides, this horse is really cute to play with.
It can't be concealed that it really ran fast, and its endurance was excellent, and it ran wildly all morning, and it didn't see it gasping for breath loudly, and it really didn't waste that precious elixir.
I don't know if it's mixed with Ink Tears, in the face of Dream Tears' constant provocations, it seems a little unanswering, and Ink Tears is not discouraged, after all, how can he really fight with a horse?
After noon, in this short night and half a day, they couldn't help but run hundreds of miles, and the scenery along the way was constantly changing, from the naked valley to the woods on both sides, and finally the spacious plain, every time and the color changed, it would affect their hearts, not only feeling the magnificent beauty of the scenery of this world, if it weren't for the kind of danger they encountered before, they would definitely think that this is a blessed land on earth, even heaven is not much better than here?
Although the scenery is beautiful and magnificent, they know very well that behind the beautiful and magnificent scenery, there is a killing machine at any time, and a spider here can easily swallow them alive, and even the beautiful scenery here has a strong terrifying atmosphere.
Thankfully, there was no danger on the road, and it was unexpectedly safe, and from a distance, you could still see villages in some places, but because of the distance, there were no people.
But just now I was still glad to sigh about this journey without wind and waves, but the next second a man appeared in front of them out of thin air, couldn't provoke his legs to straighten and brake sharply, and slid out of a few meters before stopping.
Looking at the handsome man who made you snow-white and spotlessly unearthly, he suddenly chuckled in his heart, hurriedly jumped out of the carriage, immediately saluted, and said respectfully, "Senior Lezheng, I don't know what is the important thing to come?"
Lin Xiaomu and Da Xi Yaoshui also jumped out of the carriage. Looking at this man, he felt that the other party was extremely beautiful, if it weren't for the fact that the place where it should be round was not round, and the chest was even more flat, it would reduce her a little bit of charm.
"Do you know this girl?" asked Lin Xiaomu in a low voice.
Mo Tear panicked instantly, and explained loudly, "This person has always had bad eyes, please forgive me." ”
Le Zheng Mingze nodded, and smiled slightly, like a hibiscus out of the water, extremely agile but implying a hint of incomprehensible city, "It's okay, this god has always been generous, and he will deal with the ignorant and blind woman." ”
Lin Xiaomu held back his anger, looked at Mo with tears and respectful appearance, and immediately understood that the other party couldn't afford to provoke him.
At the same time, Mo Tear is constantly making his eyes color, like this kind of person who is neither yin nor yang, it is difficult to see the sun, Mo Tear really doesn't know whether the other party is friend or foe, and when he hears about his terrifying cultivation, he doesn't dare to have any disrespectful words.
"Child, I didn't expect me to be so close to you and meet again. Le Zheng Mingze said with a smile, "Why didn't you stay in the Nightless City, why did you run out?"
"Although the Sleepless City is good, it is not my home, so why not come out and take a walk and see the world. Mo Tear said nonsense.
Le Zheng Mingze's expression suddenly changed, and he said, "On this continent, there are only two kinds of people who can live safely, one is a powerful person, and the other is a self-aware person. I have neither strength nor ignorance, and I like to wander around, and this kind of person often dies the fastest and the earliest. ”
Mo Tear was still not angry, and said steadily, "Thank you seniors for your advice, I want to keep it in mind." ”
Le Zheng Mingze nodded with satisfaction, and finally disappeared in an instant, only a very regretful sentence floated in the air, "As a girl, what should be mellow is not round, what should be plump is not plump, that is, the face is still popular." Unfortunately, the only beautiful willow eyes were nothing more than an ornament. ”
Lin Xiaomu listened to this voice coming out leisurely, and instantly trembled with anger, and his original good mood disappeared in an instant, and finally snorted fiercely and walked into the carriage.
Mo Tear finally breathed a sigh of relief, the weather around him was cold, but he could see a few drops of sweat on his forehead. The most important thing is to be able to send this big Buddha away, but it's a pity that he did everything he did this morning to amuse Lin Xiaomu, I'm afraid that at this moment, it will return to a freezing point.
Ink shook his head with a sigh, and the last carriage continued to run forward.
Lin Xiaomu sat in the carriage and snorted angrily, and from time to time he looked down at his breasts, which were really not too plump, and felt even more angry, so he scolded without vomiting or unpleasantly, "What kind of green onion are you? ”
After so many years of getting along, Mo Tear already knows Lin Xiaomu's temper very well, once this kind of scolding method of calling herself a grandmother without words can only prove one thing, her old man is really angry, and it is the kind of anger that is angry.
"It's good to scold, yes, yes, it's that he's blind. Ink tears hurriedly accosted.
Lin Xiaomu looked at Da Xi Yaoshui seriously, hoping to get such a beautiful answer from her mouth.
Da Xi Yaoshui was stunned for a moment, understood, and suddenly realized, "Yes, that person is really blind." ”
At this time, Lin Xiaomu was a little relieved, and after a long time, most of her anger had disappeared, and for some reason she quietly glanced at Da Xi Yaoshui's plump chest, and couldn't help but feel embarrassed, and only one word came out of her heart - big.
It was getting late, and the carriage was relatively spacious, enough for Lin Xiaomu and Da Xi Yaoshui to lie down and sleep, while Mo Tear carried Bai Yuan to fight with his cheap master.
Although the result was the same every night, and Mo Tear was scolded with blood, he was not angry, and the insult of this cheap master was actually more of a disguised teaching. He often benefited greatly from those foul words.
The first layer of practicing the "Asking Heaven Sword Technique" has become more and more familiar, and he can also appreciate the mystery more and more, and he sighs in his heart that this cheap master does have two brushes, but this temper and personality are estimated to be underwhelmed.
Thinking of this, he remembered the method of shaping the flesh that the Demon Lord told him, although he was not able to do it yet, but he made up his mind that once Lin Xiaomu was cured, he would start to do it, not for anything else, just to beat him happily.