Chapter One Hundred and Four: Letter of Guarantee
"Xiaochen has eaten. It wasn't until his mother called him to eat that Xiao Chen withdrew his eyes from the horizon.
It is also luck with heaven and earth, and it is also golden luck, such a huge golden luck, ironclad can only appear after the fall of great power.
Xiao Chen decided to speed up the speed of increasing his strength, and the current situation on the earth was becoming more and more unpredictable.
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At the dinner table, Xiao Chen almost didn't laugh out loud when he looked at his father's appearance.
Xiao Zhengyang's hair was messy and his spirit was sluggish, his dark circles were very serious, he didn't sleep well last night, and there were blood marks on his face, Xiao Chen knew what was going on with his buttocks, he must have been scratched by his mother.
Xiao Zhengyang stood at the dinner table, looked at his wife with an embarrassed face, and said flatteringly: "Wife, how about you let me eat first?"
Xiao Zhengyang was really hungry, most of the food last night went into Xiao Chen's stomach, and he didn't eat much at all.
And because of Xiao Chen's complaint, Xiao Zhengyang didn't sleep all night last night.
Hearing Xiao Zhengyang's words, Xiao Chen's mother was angry and slammed the bowl on the table, and said angrily: "Eat, you still have the face to eat, and you can only eat after reading the guarantee to the old lady." ”
Xiao Zhengyang's face twitched a few times unconsciously when he heard the three words of the guarantee.
Xiao Chen laughed strangely, looked at his father, and his bad mood because of eating instantly improved.
"Dad, don't be shy, let us appreciate your literary brilliance. Xiao Chen said with a winkhead at Xiao Zhengyang.
Xiao Zhengyang watched his son fall into the well, and he really couldn't wait to go up and give this goods two blows.
"Little bastard, you wait for me. Xiao Zhengyang mouthed viciously, and reluctantly took out a few pieces of paper from his pocket.
"Mom, my dad scolded me for being a little bastard. Xiao Chen was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and when he saw Xiao Zhengyang's mouth, he immediately sued.
Xiao Chen's mother glared, slammed the spoon that was holding porridge into the pot, and grabbed Xiao Zhengyang's ears as soon as she walked up.
"You old bastard, you can still cheat children for money, right? ”
"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts! I'm wrong, I'm wrong...... Don't screw it, screw it again and it will fall off. ”
A minute later, Xiao Zhengyang rubbed his ears and held the guarantee.
Xiao Chen looked at the few pieces of paper full of words, and couldn't help laughing, it is estimated that they can compete with the 5,000-word inspection!
Seeing Xiao Chen and the three of them eating breakfast beautifully, Xiao Zhengyang couldn't help but think about his status in the family.
"Read. ”
Xiao Chen's mother's roar frightened Xiao Zhengyang.
"Dear wife: This is the first time I have written a guarantee, and I promise that it will be the last time I write a guarantee! This is a very profound examination, and I am ashamed of the mistake I made this time......
Xiao Zhengyang read it over and watched the breakfast on the table decrease crazily, Xiao Zhengyang's heart was dripping blood.
Xiao Chen's goods seemed to be deliberately angry with Xiao Zhengyang, and bowls of porridge were poured into his mouth one by one.
Xiao Zhengyang's guarantee letter was only halfway through, and more than half of the porridge in one pot was ordered.
Xiao Zhengyang was in a hurry, his speech quickened, and he looked at the rice in the pot while reading.
Xiao Chen also smiled evilly, and sped up the speed of pouring porridge into his mouth.
In the end, the two fathers and sons were like a race, and neither of them let the other.
Finally, at the moment when he finished reading the guarantee, Xiao Zhengyang went up and hugged the whole pot in his arms, looking at the thin layer of porridge left, Xiao Zhengyang comforted himself, something is better than nothing.
The other two people on the table were dumbfounded, where is Xiao Chen eating, this is completely pouring rice!
Xiao Chen's mother's tears fell down in a daze, wiping her tears and saying, "How much has this child suffered during this time!"
"Alas, hehe, I didn't control it well. Xiao Chen laughed awkwardly.
After breakfast, Xiao Chen expressed the idea of returning to Minghai City soon, and the family agreed, after all, it is not a matter to always borrow someone else's place to live here.
Then Xiao Chen's mother woke up Wang Duoduo, who was still sleeping, and after feeding her the breakfast specially prepared, the family stepped on the plane back to Minghai City.
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When I got home, it was already three o'clock in the afternoon.
Looking at the kicked door panel of the house, as well as the huge cracks in the grass, Xiao Chen's mother grabbed the phone and was about to call the police.
Xiao Chen dispelled his mother's idea of calling the police, and the family planned to deal with it first and find someone to repair it tomorrow.
The family was busy, but Xiao Chen, like a son of a landlord, hugged Wang Duoduo, carried a chair to the lawn, and lay down comfortably.
"Xiaochen, come and help. Looking at Xiao Chen's lazy appearance, as a veteran, Xiao Zhengyang wanted to go up and give this goods two hits.
"Mom, my dad abused me and made me ......" Xiao Chen opened his mouth to call Mom.
Xiao Zhengyang's whole body trembled, revealing a "kind" smile, interrupting Xiao Chen's words: "Hehe, you play, I can do this work alone." ”
"Xiaochen, are you calling me?" Xiao Chen's mother asked with her head sticking out of the upstairs window and asking with some confusion.
Xiao Zhengyang waved his hand at Xiao Chen, and he was pretentious, and he almost didn't cry.
Xiao Chen smiled and shouted in one breath: "Mom, my dad abused me and let me go to the door panel alone." ”
"Knock Knock Knock ......"
A hurried sound of going downstairs sounded, and then an angry voice roared: "Xiao Zhengyang, you big pig's trotters, you know how to eat dry rice all day long, and after being a soldier for so many years, can't you resist a door panel......?"
"The blue-faced Dou Erdun thief the royal horse, the red-faced Guan Gong Zhan Changsha ......"
Xiao Chen sang leisurely and took out a piece of dead jade from the small box beside him.
"Brother Xiao Chen, what is this?" Wang Duo looked at the dead jade in Xiao Chen's hand curiously.
"It's for magic. "Xiao Chen decided to use the Dead Jade to summon a few underworld creatures to protect the area.
Wang Duo held his fingers in his mouth and asked curiously, "Brother Xiao Chen, what kind of magic are you going to change?"
"Great change of life. ”
"What is a living person?"
"It's a great change of life. ”
"But what is a big change?"
Xiao Chen: "You immortal board." ”
"Brother Xiao Chen, what is this black line?"
"Brother Xiao Chen, the picture you drew looks so good!"
"Wow, Brother Xiao Chen, you see that it will shine brightly. ”
Xiao Chen couldn't help tearing the mouth of this little idiot, and asked very seriously: "Little idiot, do you know how much one plus one is?"
Wang Duo replied without thinking: "Two! I can count this." ”