Chapter 32: The Dirty Fat Man
Two months have passed in a blink of an eye, and on the eve of the opening of the World Cup in Germany, the college entrance examination is coming as scheduled. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
In the past two months, Gao Xiaodong is like a different person, and he is no longer online, in addition to going to school every day, he is playing games with the city youth team, before the college entrance examination, Gao Xiaodong successfully reduced his weight to 84 kg, although he only dropped 3 kg, but he has less fat and more muscles, from a fat man, to a strong fat man.
In the past two months, Gao Xiaodong played 12 official games, plus 5 games in the Hope Star Cup, 5 games in the Provincial High School League, and 1 warm-up match between the previous city team and the Flying Club, Gao Xiaodong played a total of 23 games, only seven games away from being promoted to A-level amateur player.
If it weren't for the sake of scoring more points, don't embarrass Director Chu, Gao Xiaodong would join an amateur club to play a game, after he came back from the provincial capital, someone had already called him Lucheng Maradona, and many amateur clubs invited him to join, but Gao Xiaodong refused on the grounds of study anxiety.
Gao Xiaodong didn't care about this, he believed that in the summer vacation after the college entrance examination, he could easily complete the task of 7 games, be promoted to an amateur A-level player in the summer vacation, and go to college to abuse vegetables and pick up girls.
Three days before the college entrance examination, Gao Xiaodong's parents came to Lucheng, and the old couple saw that the house rented by Gao Xiaodong had no air conditioning, only a small fan, Gao Xiaodong was fat, and his bare back and forehead were sweating, so they immediately decided to take Gao Xiaodong to live in a hotel.
After staying in an educational hotel near the school, Gao's father went back first to take care of the business, and Gao's mother stayed behind to take care of Gao Xiaodong.
Gao Xiaodong was originally going to let her mother go back, but Gao's mother resolutely disagreed, saying that this was the most important thing in Gao Xiaodong's life, and she had to stay with Gao Xiaodong for the college entrance examination, Gao Xiaodong had no choice but to let her mother stay.
At half past seven o'clock in the morning, Gao's mother woke up Gao Xiaodong and went out to buy breakfast by herself, and when Gao Xiaodong finished dressing and washing, Gao's mother had already bought Gao Xiaodong's soup dumplings, milk, eggs, and a small bag of pickle strips.
Everything Gao Xiaodong likes to eat, in his mother's advice, Gao Xiaodong finished eating breakfast like a whirlwind, read a book in the room for more than half an hour, and then went to the examination room forcibly accompanied by his mother.
The first is Chinese, which is Gao Xiaodong's most confident score subject, in the face of the plausible answers to the multiple-choice questions, Gao Xiaodong is very decisive, with a feeling of choosing by feeling, throwing a note without feeling to choose, fill in the blanks without knowing anything, question and answer questions, in line with the principle of filling in the not necessarily scored, and never scoring if you don't fill in, Gao Xiaodong filled it all with a conscience.
The composition is a material essay, and the title is "Stars", in the face of such a topic, Gao Xiaodong endured the idea of writing a fan fiction of "The Legend of Little Soldiers", and used the jokes he saw on the Internet to piece together a chicken soup for the soul.
After doing it, look at the other people in the examination room who are still working hard to write, Gao Xiaodong didn't check it, he was blind at all, what was there to check, see that the time was about the same, so as not to arouse his mother's suspicion, so he handed in the papers and left.
In the afternoon, Gao Xiaodong came a little early, so he stood in front of the examination room and waited for admission.
At this time, Sun Haitao walked over, and Gao Xiaodong shouted, "Brother Tao, how did you do in the exam?"
"Don't answer the answer, don't think about the test, it will affect the mood. Sun Haitao waved his hand and left in a hurry.
After a while, a few more teammates came over, and everyone was reluctant to talk about the exam, so they said hello and left.
Just when he was bored, a boy with a big head and a small body, a pale face and a bean sprout looked like a bean sprout came over and accosted: "Classmate, you are so good, you are the first to hand in the Chinese paper." ”
Gao Xiaodong looked at it and knew that this person was sitting in the front row of him, and said: "Generally, there are about ten people in the department." ”
"Wow, top ten, no wonder you got into the exam so easily, which school are you?" asked Bean Sprouts.
"Lucheng No. 3 Middle School. ”
"Ah, key high schools. The bean sprouts' eyes lit up, and he said, "I am Shanguo No. 1 Middle School, this is your territory, please take care of it." ”
Gao Xiaodong said very arrogantly: "No problem, someone is bullying you, you look for me." ”
"Thank you, thank you. Dou Sprouts smiled, looked at no one around, came to Gao Xiaodong's side, and said: "My grades are average, I am not sure about the exam, can you show me the multiple-choice questions, I will give you money, two hundred yuan for one subject." ”
Nima, Gao Xiaodong's eyes rolled, and he said: "The risk of cheating in the college entrance examination is too great, I was caught by the invigilator, and I can't take the exam for three years, you are in front, how can I show you." ”
Bean Sprouts smiled mysteriously and said, "This is simple, you knock on the table is the first question, kicking my stool is A, two consecutive hits are B, and so on." ”
Gao Xiaodong gave a thumbs up and said, "You're too smart, you can come up with this trick, but I don't want your money, they're all classmates, it's vulgar to talk about money, my English is not good, you show me English first, and I'll show you other subjects when I go back, how about it?"
When the bean sprouts heard it, he was overjoyed, he was really a little painful for two hundred yuan, his English was still very strong, and he just exchanged it, so he said happily: "Yes, I'm in front of you, this is simple, I'll pretend to check, show you an interview paper, and then change to the other side." ”
Gao Xiaodong said: "Okay, deal, happy cooperation." ”
Bean Sprouts' English is really good, in less than an hour and a half, all the questions were completed, the test papers were completed, and when checking, Bean Sprouts let out the half interview papers and showed them to Gao Xiaodong in the back.
Gao Xiaodong is now very grateful to God for giving him a pair of good eyes, staying up late on the Internet every day, but he is not short-sighted, and he can see the previous answer clearly.
The English test was not over yet, and Gao Xiaodong and the bean sprouts came out early.
"Thank you, sprouts. "Gao Xiaodong is in a good mood, originally relying on Meng, his English is at most forty or fifty points, but now he has at least eighty or ninety points, and the university is sure.
"You're welcome, the next two games depend on you, I'm not very good at math. "Bean Sprouts is also happy to see how easy it is to cheat.
Gao Xiaodong smiled and said: "Dou Sprouts, I have bad news to tell you, the top ten in my grade are counted backwards, and I am a sports student." ”
"What? Fuck you, uncle! Is this true or fake?" Bean Sprouts was anxious, and reached out to grab Gao Xiaodong's arm.
Gao Xiaodong said with a smile: "Lie to you is a grandson, my name is Gao Xiaodong, and I am the Gao Xiaodong who defeated you in the high school football league in Shanguo No. 1 Middle School, you won't have heard of it." ”
"What, you're Gao Xiaodong? I'll take a look at your admission ticket. ”
Gao Xiaodong gave the admission ticket to the bean sprouts, and the bean sprouts saw that it was really true, and said depressed and depressed: "Grass your uncle, count me unlucky, meet you, a lewd scum, do you know, you are now the public enemy of our good country No. 1 Middle School." ”
Gao Xiaodong said proudly: "Bean sprouts, don't be so narrow-minded, okay, I have won glory for our Lucheng, entered the top four in the province, and changed to Shanguo No. 1 Middle School, can you qualify for the group?"
"Although what you say makes sense, it doesn't change the fact that you are a dirty villain. The bean sprouts were still angry and scolded.
Gao Xiaodong didn't care, and said with a smile: "Bean sprouts, discuss something, anyway, you have finished reading English for me, and then show me the mathematics and synthesis later, according to the price you said, 200 yuan for one subject." ”
"You die of that heart, no way, I'm not short of money. Bean Sprouts said dismissively.
Gao Xiaodong sighed and said, "I originally thought you were a smart person, but I didn't expect you to be so stupid." ”
Bean Sprouts sneered, "I'm not fooled by you, it's my own business to be stupid or not, it's better than some simple-minded people with developed limbs." ”
Gao Xiaodong smiled and said: "Actually, it's easy for you to show me, for example, find someone to hurt your right hand, for example, I threw you a note during the exam, saying that you peeked, it's a big deal that we were all kicked out of the examination room, anyway, I'm a sports student, but I'm a kind person, don't do such shameless things." ”
This is Nima's naked threat, and he is kind, Bean Sprouts has never seen such a shameless person, he trembled with anger, and said, "You...... It's so shameless, I won't show it to you if I beat it to death. ”
Gao Xiaodong still smiled and said: "You person, I said, I won't do that, what are you scared, in fact, it's very easy for you to show me, there is no risk at all, you can still get two hundred yuan, in addition, when I played in the high school league and the Hope Star Cup, I was already favored by the Blue Island Manatee Club, and I will soon go to play in the second division, the college entrance examination is just to experience life, and if I am admitted, my parents are happy and happy, and if I can't pass the exam, nothing will hinder me." ”
Gao Xiaodong has a talent for being a god stick, talking nonsense, and what he said is serious, because Gao Xiaodong is really famous in the football circle, and he joined the city youth team.
Gao Xiaodong hit the railroad while it was hot: "You don't have to take any risks, get the friendship of a future professional player, you can't do it, if you change me, I will definitely do it." ”
Bean Sprouts hesitated for a moment and said, "Okay, I don't want your money, and I can only show you multiple choice questions." ”
Gao Xiaodong was pleasantly surprised, he didn't expect that the flicker was really successful, he smiled: "No problem." Just multiple-choice questions, bean sprouts, I have made up your friend, what is your name, what is your phone number and QQ number?"
"My name is Dou Haili, and my QQ number is 3xxxxxxx. Bean Sprouts was suspicious, and did not tell Gao Xiaodong's mobile phone number, but only told him the QQ number.
Gao Xiaodong said with a smile: "I didn't expect your surname to be Dou, the nickname of bean sprouts is not wrong, I will add you QQ friends in a while." ”
After getting Dou Haili, Gao Xiaodong's college entrance examination is simple, after copying Dou Haili's multiple-choice questions, all the back is covered, and then the paper is handed in, two in a row, the invigilator did not find out, Gao Xiaodong is very happy, after the college entrance examination, he also invited Dou Haili to have a barbecue, and then left his mobile phone number to say goodbye.
At the end of the college entrance examination, Gao's father called to ask Gao Xiaodong how he was doing, Gao Xiaodong told his father that he was doing very well in the exam, he played at a super level, and the last undergraduate problem was not big, Gao's father couldn't believe his son, and asked Gao's mother, Gao's mother didn't know whether it was true or false, but she saw Gao Xiaodong's happy appearance every time she came back, and thought that Gao Xiaodong was doing very well, so he told Gao's father that Gao Xiaodong's exam was very good, and Gao's father was very happy.
After the college entrance examination, the family still has business to be busy, Gao's mother returned to Yishan the next day, and Gao Xiaodong did not leave, he stayed in Lucheng and the city youth team to train and play games together, watch the World Cup, and wait for the college entrance examination results to come out.