Chapter 207: Hug your thighs
After eating the egg tart, Yang Fan took the monkey and Gao Xiaodong to the Chinese ghetto, and Yu Debao, who had nothing to do but come to see the fat man competition, had already booked a room in a Portuguese restaurant there and waited for them to come. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
As soon as he entered, the monkey said, "I want a full Portuguese meal." ”
The fat man grinned and said, "I want a full Thai massage." ”
Yu Debao said with a smile: "There is a Portuguese dinner, but there is no Thai massage." ”
Yang Fan said: "No, I don't like to eat or not, and I still pick and choose the food I begged for." “
The fat man glared and said, "What's wrong with begging, begging is also dignified, Lao Tzu doesn't like steamed buns, only pancakes." “
The monkey laughed and said, "If you beg for food like this, you will starve to death if you go out of Lucheng for a week." ”
Yu Debao said: "Don't laugh, I ordered all the specialties here in Lisbon, as well as green wine, everyone drink some, well, Yang Fan checks out." ”
Gao Xiaodong sat down and forked a prawn and said, "It doesn't matter which of you checks out, I just eat it." ”
The monkey saw that Gao Xiaodong had already made a move, and he was not polite, and directly brought a plate to himself.
"Tema is almost a star, and he's still like a hungry ghost. Yang Fan said, and he also brought a plate of grilled cod.
Only Yu Debao is an honest man, and he is still busy pouring wine for three people.
With some food in the stomach, the four foodies slowed down the pace of eating, Yang Fan picked up the wine glass and said, "Fatty, let's go one, I have something to ask you." ”
Gao Xiaodong didn't raise his head, and said: "Sheep dealer, why do you ask me to let me go with you, don't drink, you have to go by yourself to have sincerity, otherwise, it's no fun for me to say a word to you." ”
Yang Fan took a sip of the wine in the cup and said, "Okay, I'm bored, I can say it." ”
Gao Xiaodong smiled and said, "Yes, you can say it at any time, I didn't promise you anything." ”
Yang Fan said angrily: "Your uncle, I've drunk it all, if you don't agree, I'll rely on your family to go." ”
Gao Xiaodong said: "Come on, my family is lacking a housework, right, monkey." ”
The monkey smiled: "Exactly, Yang Fan, come on, I will be liberated if you come." ”
Yu Debao said: "Yang Fan, what do you have to say, the fat man is not an unsentimental person." ”
Gao Xiaodong smiled and said, "Dabao, you see me very thoroughly." ”
Yang Fan snorted and said, "Dabao, if you think so, I guarantee that you will be sold to Africa as a duck by this dead fat man." ”
Yu Debao said: "I don't believe it. ”
Yang Fan sighed and said: "I don't believe it either, fat man, I don't want to continue to play in the youth team at Benfica, it's better to play in a small team like you, although I don't dare to think of being as fast as you, but it's better than staying up in the youth team, and now I don't know when it's the end." ”
Gao Xiaodong said: "You have to fight in a small team, and you have to stay up in a big family." ”
Yang Fan said: "The key is to see no hope. ”
Gao Xiaodong said: "If you are on loan, which club do you want to go to." ”
Yang Fan said: "If I go to other clubs, I won't look for you, I just want to go to Lexus to hug your big thick legs, so it should be faster." ”
Gao Xiaodong frowned and said, "Your position is a forward and a striker, come to play my substitute?"
Yang Fan said: "I can still play wingers, you seem to lack wingers." ”
Gao Xiaodong said: "Now we are playing in a 4321 Christmas tree formation, no winger is needed, now Lopes is injured, it is estimated that it will become a 4312 formation, I play a single forward midfielder, and Brandi will partner with Robert as a double striker after the injury." It's hard for you to play the main team, unless the team changes to a 433 formation, you can have a position. ”
Yang Fan said: "I can wait." I've been waiting for Benfica for a year and a half. ”
Gao Xiaodong smiled: "I understand, you want to wait for me to return to Porto, and you will be on the throne again." ”
Yang Fan smiled: "I know that I can't hide it from you, a dead fat man." ”
Gao Xiaodong said: "If you want to take my position, it's okay, but you have to wait at least half a season, and your strength has to be in Oliveira's eyes, otherwise, neither I nor Mendes can help you." ”
Yang Fan said: "You can get me into Rekosus, and you can guarantee that I will be in the position, and you are not my father." ”
Gao Xiaodong said with a smile: "Unless your father is Oliveira, I heard that Mourinho had the opportunity to play in the professional league because his father was the head coach." ”
Yang Fan smiled: "Many people outside say that Oliveira is your godfather. ”
Gao Xiaodong said: "Nonsense, if Oliveira were my godfather, I would still be able to fight Robert, and I would be forced to change my position." ”
Yu Debao said: "Outside, that's what the high blacks said, Xiaodong is not brilliant in any position, and he still needs the help of his godfather." ”
Gao Xiaodong said with a smile: "I like to listen to what Dabao said, Yang Fan, this kid is not kind, if you want to ask me for help, don't pat me on the back, Dabao, do you come to Lexos, if you come, I won't help Yang Fan speak." ”
Yu Dabao said: "I'm not going, you just said that the giants rely on boiling, and the small team relies on fighting, I don't work as hard as Yang Fan, and I am ready to stay up for three years at Sporting Lisbon to see if there is a chance to get on the top." ”
Gao Xiaodong said: "Yang Fan, you see how loyal people are, and your guy is a slave with the third surname." ”
Yu Debao said: "There are two, where did the three come from, Shenniu and Benfica, just two." ”
Gao Xiaodong said: "Soon there will be three." ”
Yang Fan smiled and said: "Whatever you say, as long as you can go to Lexos, don't talk about the three family slaves, even if you are the third family ***, I will also be the third family." ”
The monkey was speechless, Yu Debao was speechless, and Gao Xiaodong smiled: "You are more shameless than me." ”
Yang Fan took advantage of the wine and said: " Fatty, I can't compare to you in terms of ball skills, shameless if I can't compare to you, I can't mix in Portugal, let's come thousands of miles to this ghost place where the language is not adaptable, don't you just want to become a star, famous all over the world, just want to mix money for a few years, it's better to stay in the country, my father told me, people in this life, if you want to get rich and famous, you rely on opportunity, don't catch the opportunity, just rely on personal efforts, you can't get ahead in a lifetime, you are now in Lexus so open, it can be regarded as a world, after you return to Porto, Lexos people will definitely not reject another Chinese player to fill your place, so, this is a great opportunity for meI'm going to have to catch it. ”
Gao Xiaodong remembered the days when he first came to Lexus and worked hard, and said with emotion: "Yang Fan, I will think of getting you into Lexos, but at the end of this season, I will leave, whether you can get on the position or not, it depends on you, my coach told me that it is important to seize opportunities, but football is ultimately based on the feet to speak." ”
Yang Fan said: "I am still very confident in my skills, otherwise Benfica would not fancy me, what I lack now is opportunities." ”
Gao Xiaodong snorted, "It's good to have confidence, come, let's do one together, and we will all go to my house tomorrow for the New Year." ”
Yu Debao said: "Let's stay in Lisbon, it's also very lively here. ”
Yang Fan said: "That's it, I spent it with you last year." ”
Gao Xiaodong said: "First, the land you live in is too small, and second, in my place, I will take care of all the food, drink and fun, here, you all cover." ”
Yu Debao heard and said: "Then let's go to you, your bonus can't be spent." ”
Yang Fan said: "You must go to the fat man, if there are local tyrants who don't slaughter, the heavens and the earth will be destroyed." ”
The monkey smiled and said, "There is a rule in our place, those who contribute do not pay for it, those who contribute do not contribute to it, and you can't work like a guest when you go there." ”
Yang Fan said: "I've been to the fat man a lot of times, why haven't I heard of this rule." ”
The monkey said, "Now there is, isn't it, fat." ”
Gao Xiaodong smiled and said: "Yes, monkey, you say that there is, you say that there is light, and I have to light candles if there is no electricity." ”
Yu Debao said: "What is it to eat and drink for nothing and do some work." ”
Yang Fan said viciously: "If you want Lao Tzu to work, I will eat you poorly." ”
Gao Xiaodong smiled and said: "That's for the future, let Lao Tzu eat you first today." ”
"I'll help you. ”
The monkey raised his knife and fork at the same time, and worked hard with Gao Xiaodong on the food on the table. (To be continued.) )