Chapter 575: On the Wisdom of Animals
But why is Thai Ritian still so popular with girls? I don't understand, but when I heard why the teddy dog has such a domineering nickname, I seem to understand something in the next moment...
Ahem... Just kidding, don't take it seriously, in the last chapter we made a bold assumption, that is, when pets have wisdom, our lives will become like. We might go to school with these animals, work together... Some hardcore friends will even marry a real bunny girl... Ha ha... At that time, the whole world immediately has a sense of otherworldly immediacy? Orcs and humans coexist... But... I don't think other than close relatives who can stand and walk, even if they have intelligence no less than humans, they can't be called humans, right?
"Farewell three days, should be impressed. Our Erha is still growing in the body, that's really a change every day, what it couldn't do yesterday, it may be done today, so it's normal. Lin Tian rubbed Erha's dog head and said, Lin Tian also misunderstood, because Ahri went back to sleep after doing all this, Lin Tian, like Xie Liyao, also didn't see the crime scene, so he preconceived that the birdcage with the starling was made by Erha.
Erha: I don't carry this pot!
Well, it's a bit impossible even if it doesn't memorize, because it can't speak human words, and the only starling who can speak human words, or is the victim, will he speak? Yes, but the possibility is very small, in other words, you didn't ask! Yes, if no one asks, who will take the initiative to say so much? And the starling is still confused!
"Okay, let's put it a little higher!" Xie Liyao handed the cage in her hand to Lin Tian, and instructed, because there was Erha, she really didn't worry about pushing the starling into the oil pot...
"Okay, I'll see where I put it. Lin Tian took the birdcage and glanced around his house, and when he saw an artificial antler ornament on the wall, his eyes lit up, isn't that a natural hook? And the height is high enough, even if it is himself, he has to raise his hand and stand up his feet to hang the birdcage!
At that moment, Lin Tian walked over there with the cage, and when Erha saw Lin Tian carrying the nasty bird away, he lowered his head and sniffed the ground, licked the last bit of residue left on the ground of the sausage, and then followed with a peak.
When Erha walked to Lin Tian's feet, Lin Tian had already hung the birdcage on the artificial antlers, and planned to move the chair he was stepping on back to the dining table, this time, Lin Tian immediately saw Erha behind him, seeing Erha staring at the birdcage with his head up, Lin Tian knew that this product might not be a thief, but it didn't matter, Lin Tian didn't believe that Erha could reach this height, just that little short leg, it would be less than one meter to jump into the air, but could he reach a birdcage of more than two meters and eight meters and less than three meters? Impossible! This is not a kangaroo or a frog, it is naturally good at jumping, it is just an ordinary husky.
If Erha wants to reach the birdcage, there are only a few ways, smarter, push the chair and something like that, and use the height of the tool to achieve their goals, but on Erha's IQ, there is nothing to worry about, take 10,000 steps back, even if Erha is the high jump champion in the dog world, then if it wants to reach the birdcage, then it must jump at least one meter and seven, and please note that this is only to reach, Erha has no hands, then its way must be to bite, once it bites the edge of the birdcage, then the question is, how to go downWell, the most likely image of a poor husky hanging in the air is a whimper from his throat as he looks at the dazzling height below him...
So thinking of this, Lin Tian returned to his wives to play with a relieved face, leaving only Erha who was looking at the birdcage and sighing with admiration, but Erha is a well-known dog, so it will not think about the consequences, but will try to see it with a look of eagerness, and will not give up until it reaches its goal.
I saw that Erha ran two steps, his hind limbs bent, his muscles contracted, and his front feet touched the ground, and then, like a spring, he jumped up, and then... There is no then, it never knows the difference between a meter and a centimeter, and it doesn't know what the distance means to it, so the thing happily keeps jumping up, falling, jumping, falling...
And the starling stretched out his head and looked at the happy Erha below, it is rare that he is not shouting, it's not that the starling has no temper, it's that it has also seen through, anyway, Erha can't succeed, so this one is also learning the appearance of a human and yawning, looking for a place to sleep, knowing that it is absolutely safe, and sleeping is really peaceful...
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After talking to the girls for a while, Lin Tian went out with the car keys, because Lin Tian suddenly remembered an important question, that is, the starling was stored in their house, and Father Xie would definitely come to get it that afternoon, once Father Xie knew how his beloved Starling had been abused here, and he knew what kind of expression it would be when he thought about it, and Lin Tian didn't want to face such a Father Xie, so he could only choose to avoid it for the time being, what? You said that Father Xie might not find out? What are you kidding, the bird cage has been bitten like that! There are traces of teeth everywhere, and it would be strange if you couldn't find them!
bought two catties of pig's trotters in a good shop, and bought some spicy duck neck and chicken wings piecemeal, Lin Tian carried four bottles of good two pot heads and went straight to the company, anyway, Lin Tian had already made up his mind, set up a small table in Fan Tong's office, and it was still very good for the two of them to drink it in the afternoon. Well, it's better than facing Father Xie's dead fish face in the future!
"Lin Dong is good!" The girl at the front desk saw Lin Tianhou bowing delicately, and the snow-white furrow on her chest flashed away.
I have to say that Fan Tong will get this goods, according to Fan Tong's words, the company has become bigger and stronger, in the work of the façade, not only the geographical location, but also the company's decoration design, these are hard power, but soft power is also particularly important, so this goods recruited a large number of more than eighty front desk girls, each of whom is white and beautiful, convex and backward...
Well, anyway, it still looks very eye-catching, anyway, Lin Tian is very satisfied.
"Who, go to the cafeteria and get a small table and send it to President Fan's office. Lin Tian commanded.
Although the girls' vocal cords are soft and glutinous, they are not vases, because those who can apply for the Lin family are at least quite discerning, for example, this girl, this girl has long noticed what she mentioned today, so after hearing Lin Tian's instructions, she immediately understood what Lin Tian was going to do.
"Okay Lin Dong. The girl said very respectfully, and at the same time she was a little envious in her heart, because Lin's rules are relatively loose, but there are a few points that are very strict, for example, in terms of eating, which beauty is not a foodie?
In fact, envy is just a small envy, after all, to be able to enter the Lin work, but also to make many people envious, just kidding, who has ever seen a company that can sit on a recliner, surrounded by birds and flowers, with a laptop on his lap, and a cup of coffee on the stone table next to him? Speaking of which, this state seems to be enjoyed by the group of people who work inside, and the front desk like them can only play in the company hall, after all, if they go to work in the garden outside the company like those employees, who will receive them?
Lin Tian smiled and nodded, and then carried the wine and snacks he bought into the exclusive elevator.
"Fan Fatty, come on, let's see what delicious food I have brought!" Lin Tian carried a bunch of things into Fan Tong's office with a big grin, and then saw Fan Tong lying on the boss's chair with a newspaper on his face.
Well, that's right, you read that right, this thing is indeed sleeping, as a decision, in addition to setting the decision and strategy, and handing it over to his subordinates to do, the rest of the time is to play games and sleep...
"What?" Fan Tongyi grabbed the newspaper covering his face, and did not react to Lin Tian's arrival, and he was also used to Lin Tian's habit of not knocking when he entered the door.
As he spoke, Fan Tong got up and ran to Lin Tian's side, opened the plastic bag, and he smelled the fragrance of food! As soon as the plastic bag was opened, Fan Tongxin said Sure enough, the pile of oily and delicious little meat in front of him is not food.
"Hey, hey, and wine!" Fan Tong glanced at the four bottles of wine again, with a look of surprise, he was still eating in a dream just now, what are you really thinking about now...
"That's it!"
Subsequently, the cafeteria sent Lin Tian's small dining table, and there were two small horses at the same time, and then Lin Tian and Fan Tong ate spicy duck necks and blew them on the second pot of the first day...
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"Lu Qi, how is the business in the store in the past two days?" Song Shaoqing asked casually while reading the supermarket's account books on the computer in the past few days.
"Business is not bad, there are no accidents in the past few days, there are a large number of customers in the supermarket almost every day, and it is expected that the net profit at the end of the month will be about 10 million, but in the past few days, the security guard has also caught thirteen thieves who committed crimes in the store, Mr. Song, it has only been less than a week..."
"It is inevitable, there are many people, and they will naturally be targeted by people with bad intentions, we can't put an end to this kind of thing, we can only prevent it, tell the security team, they are doing a good job, and each person is adding a performance bonus of 500 yuan this month. Song Shaoqing just laughed when he heard this, he also wanted to cure this kind of problem, but the wildfire can't be burned, the spring breeze blows and grows, this kind of thing can't be eradicated at all, don't look at the cameras everywhere in the supermarket now, in fact, even under the noses of the police, those guys who see money dare to reach out!
Therefore, in the face of this kind of thing, Song Shaoqing's method can only be to catch one by one, and there is no other way, what should I do?
But now this kind of thing is much better, after all, it's the era of mobile phone payment, there are fewer and fewer people with cash, and the thief sees that it's not profitable, so he naturally hides the flag, I hope that one day, this profession will disappear...
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