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You Meng was provoked by me, but he also hurriedly said: "Say, say, I said it's not okay." The bureau asked me to ...... Let me...... Let me...... Still don't talk about it. Let's leave a little mystery for now!"

I said angrily, "You don't say I'll hang up the phone anymore." When did you get so spittering!"

You Meng said: "Okay, I'm really convinced of you." I said, I really did. ”

I urged, "Then you say." ”

After thinking about it, he said, "Aren't you going to participate in the World Security Exchange Conference in March next year, and the bureau arranged for me to bring a few female soldiers from the Seventh Brigade to serve as cheerleaders for you." ”

I said, "You don't blush when you lie, do you?"

Yumu argued, "I'm not lying. I'll tell you the truth, why don't you believe it?"

I asked rhetorically, "Do you need to come to my house as a cheerleader?" Even if what you said is true, the bureau sent you to be a cheerleader to cheer us on, but now that there are still many months before the exchange meeting, what are you doing at my house?

You Meng said: "Where is it, the bureau sent me to your house this time, not for the cheerleading team." ”

I asked, "What's that for?"

You Meng said: "When the time comes, you will know, anyway, it is related to your participation in the exchange meeting this time." The bureau attaches great importance to this matter, and you will understand what's going on when I go to your house tomorrow!"

I felt a little baffled.

Hanging up, I reflected on Yumu's words and didn't think she was lying, but it didn't seem to make sense. The kung fu of selling Guan Zi by the dream is getting more and more powerful, and until the last moment, he resolutely does not reveal the whole plot.

After dinner that night, my parents began to mobilize me for blind dates again.

As the so-called fear of something, my mother actually privately found a well-known matchmaker within a radius of dozens of miles, and helped me introduce a girl who was in the tax bureau class, and asked me to meet tomorrow.

The hearts of parents all over the world!

I can't laugh at that.

To be honest, in the chief's office, I can handle big and small things easily, but in front of my parents, some things are really more than enough and not enough.

Take the blind date as an example, my visit to relatives has been the most important topic in our family for the past few days. My parents have worked this, and they seem to be determined to solve my life's problems as quickly as possible. No amount of persuasion I tried to persuade would help. Mother said: I can listen to you in everything, but in this matter, you must obey the arrangements of the family.

I am a dutiful son, and I don't want my parents to be too sad, nor do I want them to interfere with my life's affairs. I have my own ideas and my own rules for love. But looking at my parents' eagerness, I really didn't know how to solve this problem.

At this time, no matter how much I pleaded and explained, my parents were determined to let me use the opportunity to visit relatives to settle the family affairs.

But I suddenly remembered Yumeng's words, and I suddenly thought about it.

A strategy born out of desperation came spontaneously.

I thought why not let Yumu pretend to be my girlfriend?

I didn't want to cheat on my parents, but at the moment, there seemed to be no other way.

So I began to make up lies and said to my parents: "Actually, I have been lying to you, I, I have a girlfriend in Beijing, I am from our unit, my name is Yumeng, and I am also an officer. ”

When the mother heard this, she was stunned and asked, "Son, you didn't lie to me, did you?"

I smiled and said, "If you don't believe it, she'll come to our house tomorrow." ”

The mother was startled at first, and then her face showed a little joy: "Really?"

I nodded, "It's true." ”

The joy on the mother's face became more and more obvious, and she made eye contact with her father, and said, "Is there a photo of her, let my mother see it first." ”

I shook my head and said, "No, I haven't taken pictures." ”

But as soon as I said this, it really worked, and I found that my parents' emotions immediately became extremely excited, and the young couple immediately ran to the villages to tell each other......

Looking at my parents' almost exaggerated behavior, I just smiled wryly.

At nine o'clock in the afternoon of the next day, I received a call from Yumeng. Yumu says that she is already driving on the highway, and that there is a mysterious guest who has come with her.

I asked her who the guest was, and Yumeng said that it would be kept secret for the time being, and she would introduce her after meeting.

I wanted to talk to her over the phone about pretending to be my girlfriend, but suddenly I couldn't say anything, so I decided to wait until Yumeng came.

At one o'clock in the afternoon, Yumeng sent another text message, saying that it was almost to National Highway 309 and asked me to go out to pick her up.

I tidied up my clothes and walked to National Highway 309.

Five minutes later, a red Honda pulled up next to me.

The car window was opened, and Yumeng took off his sunglasses and said to me with a smile: "Car, Zhao Long." ”

I was stunned for a moment, only to see that Yumeng was dressed very conspicuously, wearing a red trench coat, showing the style of a female special guard. The moment the black sunglasses are taken off from the face, it really gives people a stunning feeling. If it weren't for the high sensitivity of my eyes, I really wouldn't have recognized her.

Behind the car, I found a dignified old man sitting in the passenger seat, about fifty or sixty years old, wearing gray casual clothes, staring ahead, blazing.

I thought to myself: Could this be the honored guest of Yumeguchi?

What makes me wonder is, why didn't Yumu introduce me to the introduction?

I took the initiative to ask, "By dreams, who is this uncle?"

You Meng smiled: "It's the distinguished guest I told you about, you call him...... Call him Grandpa Huang for the time being!"

Is he that old?

I'm so confused.

I was embarrassed to ask any more, so I took the initiative to greet the old man and said, "Huang ...... Hello Grandpa Huang!"

I wanted to reach out and shake hands to show my respect, but the young Grandpa Huang didn't even look back, but replied expressionlessly: "Hello." And then there was no sound.

What a weird old man!

At this time, I suddenly remembered one thing, the director of the bureau had said before my visit to my relatives that someone would come to my door when I visited my relatives, did he mean him?

Whether it is or not, what does it mean that he came?

Numerous questions hover in my mind.

But I haven't had time to think about these questions yet, and the most important thing in front of me right now is nothing more than letting Yumu pretend to be my girlfriend. I have to reach a consensus with Yumeng before entering the house, so that she must perform this scene well, the more real the better.

So I asked Yumu to pull over, called her out of the car, and began to discuss the matter with her.

You Meng hadn't finished listening to my words, so he was anxious, and his pretty eyebrows were furrowed: "Zhao Long, what do you mean, let me pretend to be your girlfriend, and you can think of it!"

I put my hands together and begged, "I will ask you this time, and I will invite you to drink Qianfang duck soup after returning to Beijing." ”

You Meng put on a righteous and awe-inspiring look, took a piece of bubble gum in his mouth, shook his head and said, "No, no, this girl can't do this." Zhao Long, Zhao Long, why are you like this, even your parents are deceived?"

I explained, "Isn't there anything I can't do, my family has to force me to go on a blind date." ”

You Meng snorted coldly: "Hello, what a beautiful thing it is to go on a blind date! Maybe you can meet someone who falls in love at first sight?"

I frowned and complained, "Don't make me happy, ask you, do you help or not?"

You Meng shook his head: "Resolutely don't help." ”

I pretended to turn my face and said, "Okay, by the dream, you don't help you, right? Okay, I don't force you, car!" I secretly complained in my heart, it seems that my carefully planned abacus has failed, you dream this girl is very stubborn, if she is not willing to do something, it is useless to beg her.

I walked to the car door and was about to open the door, but Yumeng grabbed my arm, tilted his head and asked, "If I don't help you, do you have to go on a blind date?"

I said impatiently, "Of course." My parents are a bit feudal, so I have to settle my personal problems as soon as possible to feel at ease, and I really haven't broken it. ”

Yumeng asked, "It's not that exaggerated, is it?"

I said, "Why isn't it so exaggerated, the countryside is like this, like me, I am already an older youth in the countryside, can my parents not be anxious?"

Yumeng thoughtfully spit out a bubble, his eyes rolled quickly, and said, "Okay, this girl promised to make a temporary cameo appearance as your girlfriend." But you have to promise me one condition. ”

Hearing Yumeng's sudden change of words, I almost gave her a kind hug to show my gratitude. So I said cheerfully: "You say, as long as I can do it, I will promise you any conditions!"

The eyes of the dream ghost turned like a fairy, and said: "This girl hasn't thought about it yet, I'll tell you when I think about it, but you have to give me an IOU, lest you don't admit it in the future!"

I nodded in embarrassment, thinking to myself that this girl is too good at spoofing, right?

"Okay, you go back and call me, remember!" Yumeng showed his joy after victory. "Don't worry, this girl's acting skills will definitely reassure you, and you won't let your family see any flaws!" Yumu chewed two mouthfuls of bubble gum vigorously, rolled his tongue, and grinned into the car.

So, three minutes later, we showed up at my doorstep.

The parents were looking forward to seeing the Honda coming, and their faces were full of joy and smiles.

The car stopped at the door, and when Yumu pushed the door and stepped out of the car lightly, my parents froze.

"Why are you, girl?" asked the mother in the vernacular.

Only then did I remember that when I came to Shandong to pick up troops from my dream four years ago, she visited my home, and it was natural for my mother to remember her.

You Meng smiled and said, "It's me, Mom, Dad, are you okay?"

I was dizzy next to me, and I dared to love this by the dream, so I even called my parents first!

I have a spicy feeling on my face.

The mother was immediately startled, her smile deepened, and she looked down at Yumeng, and her beautiful expression was overflowing.

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