"Ni Kiss Ma!"

Gu Mu was completely angry, opened his bow left and right, slapped the little flat head twice, and said:

"Those writers on the Internet, who work hard to write books, many of them pay hundreds of yuan a month, they can't eat enough, and they have to support so many pirates, is it easy for others?

Xiao Pingtou suddenly blushed.

- It's not that shame blushes, such a person has long been shameless, and it is impossible for him to blush because he was scolded.

He was slapped red by Gu Mu's two slaps.

These two slaps made his face burn with pain, his eyes were full of stars, and he felt that his teeth were loose.

hurriedly begged for mercy: "Big brother, I was wrong, I don't dare anymore!"

But I thought in my heart: "Listen to his tone, or listen to those network authors who are unhappy, maybe they are a network author, Lao Tzu will report if he has the opportunity in the future, and report one when he sees one, there will always be his turn, and now this policy, what if it succeeds?"

I was happy in my heart: "Fortunately, my own mother is dead, and he can't if he wants to, otherwise he won't become my cheap father, and I won't suffer a big loss?"

Gu Mu patted his face and said, "In your life, will you only disgust others on the Internet to find a sense of existence? Or just bully a little girl who hasn't grown up yet? Why are you so coercive? You are so cheap, do your parents know?"

Xiao Pingtou cried and said, "Big brother, please don't say it, my parents died a long time ago." ”

"So your parents are dead?"

Gu Mu suddenly realized.

It is impossible for a person with a father and mother to do that kind of uneducated thing, unless the father and mother are not their own parents.

But he said suspiciously, "Your parents died a long time ago, but what about your grandparents? What about your uncles and aunts? What about your brothers and sisters? Do they don't care about teaching you? Or are they not good things themselves, so they taught you such a cheap thing?"

"Dead, they're all dead, my whole family is dead...... Xiao Pingtou cried and said, "I was raised by Uncle Wang next door, big brother ......"

"Get out!" Gu Mu slapped him and said angrily, "What are you, worthy of being my brother?"

"Dear Daddy!"

Xiao Pingtou hurriedly changed his words.

"Nima!"

Gu Mu was angry and slapped him again, so that the corners of Xiao Pingtou's mouth were bleeding, and said:

"Who is your father? What kind of family affection is Ranpan? Your own father is already dead, you call me my father, are you going to curse me to death?"

"Ancestral ...... Ancestral ......"

Xiao Pingtou was already fanned dizzy, and said:

"You're my ancestor, okay, I'm just a cheap person for a while, you have a lot of adults, treat me like a fart!"

Gu Mu said: "Then let me ask you, why did you commit this cheapness?"

"I ...... I just don't live happily ever after, and I live like a grandson everywhere, so I have to find a sense of existence on the Internet. I like to watch the Internet, but those online authors are shameless, and they put them on the shelves to make my money at every turn, forcing me to watch pirated versions, and endure the advertisements of the pirated websites, so I want to retaliate against them, and scare those online authors like grandchildren, anyway, I am cheap on the Internet, no matter how much they hate me, they can't find me, so I can only stare angrily, and tremble when I want to report, then I will be psychologically balanced, anyway, their mother is dead, and they can't scold me if they want to scold me......"

Xiao Pingtou stammered, Gu Mu was very impatient, and slapped two big slaps over:

"Who asked you this? I'm asking why you're bullying such a little girl today!"

As he said this, he pointed to Yui.

"I ...... I just see that she looks cute and is a little girl, and in reality I only dare to bully such people......"

Xiao Pingtou said tremblingly.

The more Gu Mu thought about it, the more angry he became, and said sharply: "This time I'm here, I can protect her, if I'm not here, what kind of thing will you two beasts do when they see her?

"No...... No......"

Xiao Pingtou was taken aback, and hurriedly said:

"Ancestor, I really don't have that idea, even if I have that idea, I don't have that ability! I've watched Huang Wen on the Internet a lot over the years, and I don't have that ability anymore, I can't do that kind of thing to her!"

"You're really-lo forced to pick up your own mother, lo forced to go home! In addition to reporting the author of the Internet on the Internet, bullying a little girl in reality, can you, an impotence patient, have any other abilities?"

Gu Mu patted his face and asked.

"I didn't ...... No more ......"

Xiao Pingtou said.

"If you don't have that ability, you can just shrink at home, be honest, don't be like a mad dog, you have to bite everyone you see. There are some people you can't afford to mess with!"

Gu Mu said sharply.

"Ancestor, you have learned a lesson!"

Xiao Pingtou didn't dare to talk back, so he could only follow his meaning.

Gu Mu abused this little flat head for a while, and his eyes looked at the golden retriever again.

The golden retriever was so frightened that his face turned white, and he hurriedly said: "Ancestor, I didn't pinch this little sister - no - aunt, I haven't threatened online writers on the Internet, I respect those online creators very much, what I watch is the original and genuine, even if I don't have the money to subscribe, I would rather not watch it, I won't watch pirated versions, I think I'm sorry for people's hard work to watch pirated versions." ”

Xiao Pingtou looked at this companion in astonishment, and thought to himself: "Bullshit! The pirated websites that Lao Tzu went to, or did you tell me! You watch piracy, and when you don't like the pirated plot, you run to the genuine Internet to spray the author, is this kind of thing still rare? I've been reading books for a few years, and I'm not even a member, I haven't charged a single dollar, and I already have hundreds of words from the author, so it's not you, it's a dog?"

"You're so insane!"

Gu Mu slapped him twice and said:

"Did I ask you this? Do you see piracy or not? Why are you chirping so much with me?"

He is not a moral judge, he just wants to find a reason to slap his face, and as soon as this guy opens his mouth, he wants to block the reason for his face, which makes him quite unhappy.

After the two slaps were thrown, the golden retriever was also confused, covering his face and looking at Gu Mu, not knowing what to say.

"What are you doing with me?"

Gu Mu slapped him twice again, and said, "Are you not convinced?

No matter how stupid the golden retriever is, he knows that he can't be unconvinced, and hurriedly said: "Ancestor, I am very convinced, very convinced, you are playing well! Like a stick of the head, I am in the sinking of waking up! Like a light, illuminating my dark life, although you are not my own father, but you are closer than my own father! You are my own ancestor!"

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