Chapter 1318: The Jade Emperor is not happy
"Welcome, Taibai Shop!"
Outside the Nantian Gate, there was a huge palace-like building, and two beautiful women in palace costumes bowed their heads slightly, their tones were enthusiastic, and they looked at the people who walked in, and their beautiful eyes seemed to see incense money.
In the palace, there are people everywhere, seven or eight palace beauties, standing behind the counter, enthusiastically introducing sales to the guests who come in.
"This is the latest big brother, the second generation, is my boss, personally brought back from Chang'an, the function is more than the first generation, you can listen to songs"
"As long as that...." The palace beauty with a beautiful smile operated on the spot, and after a while, the big brother of the same size turned his head and a voice came out from inside,
The sound is hard to hear.
The guests were simply confused, they had never heard such a bad song, and they were not as good as their own dancers, just like a dead mother.
"I stand on the high slope of the loess......"
The poignant sound, blowing like a yin wind, was full of brutalist style.
It's too ugly, the guest looked pale, and the beauty in the palace costume immediately closed Big Brother, the voice disappeared, and the beauty smiled slightly.
"Where is the Loess Plateau?
The guest thought about it for a while, but he didn't remember that there is a place called Loess High Slope in Heavenly Court.
"No, Xianjun, this is just a song in the mortal world, maybe the loess high slope is in the mortal world!" The palace beauties are very calm, and they have already seen many guests like the star monarch in front of them.
Taibai's business is very hot, originally Heavenly Court only had smuggled mobile phones, The expensive ones made Heavenly Court's fairy eggs extremely painful, and they couldn't afford it, looking at those who had big brothers, they were almost killing people and robbing treasures.
As soon as the Taibai shop opened, it became popular immediately, and the price was naturally not cheap, but it could still be bought for thousands of years of incense money.
is kinder than Zhu Bajie's goods.
The palace beauties are the heavenly fairies hired by Taibai, and now that the heavenly court is in a recession, the status of the fairies in the heavenly court is not high, unless it is a cow like the queen mother, and the other fairies who were born and raised in the heavenly court are basically the status of dancing girls
The origin of the fairies in the heavenly court is very complicated, mainly the grass and tree spirits of the heavenly court, which belong to the goblins, and basically act as the servants of the immortal mansion in the heavenly court.
You say that you are a fairy, you are beautiful and have a fart, there is no shortage of fairies in heaven, if you want to rely on beauty, it is impossible, you have to see the real ability.
Even Chang'e, relying on the scandal with Zhu Bajie and the Jade Emperor, became famous, the fairy of the heavenly court, looks down on Chang'e very much, that is a bewitching goods.
If a fairy meets a god in the heavenly court in normal times, even ordinary heavenly soldiers will not dare to be polite, and all the heavenly soldiers are in the right policy of the heavenly court, which is like a modern staff, who belong to people who have serious jobs and enjoy the treatment of the state.
The fairies of the heavenly court are not, there is no establishment, the status is low,
But now, this palace beauty dares to look at Xianjun, and can also show a faint sense of superiority, because he is a formal employee of Taibai mobile phone store, with a serious establishment, a hundred people a year, three thousand yuan of incense money salary,
In the heavenly court, they all belong to high-income people.
"The song of the world, no wonder it is so ugly!"
Looking at the fairy, the fairy monarch nodded, Big Brother is a good thing, but the song is a little ugly, "Such an ugly song, can Big Brother be cheaper?"
"I'm sorry, this fairy, there are rules in this store," the fairy pushed the sign on the counter, which said that no credit will be paid for small businesses
"I am friends with your master, Taibai!"
The palace fairy smiled: "Xianjun, our general manager, many friends The whole heavenly court knows, everyone who comes to buy the big brother says that it is a friend of my manager, thank you Xianjun for taking care of my family's business!"
A pass that is neither soft nor hard makes Xianjun very painful.
"Three thousand dollars of incense money, too platinum star, this is too black-hearted!"
Xianjun still bought it, and the palace beauty collected the money, neatly packaged a box, and handed it to Xianjun in a boxy manner: "Thank you for reviewing, please give a good review!"
Picking up a piece of paper handed over by the beauty and the eldest brother, Xianjun twitched his lips, There is no paper in the heavenly court, and the immortals rarely write, if they want to write, they can write anywhere, anyway, the sky is big, no one cares.
The content on the paper is the customer satisfaction survey form, whether you are satisfied with the purchase, what do you think of the new policy of Heaven, and then there is the waiter's enthusiasm for service
Don't ask, just now I was still asking about my opinion on the new policy of Heavenly Court, and then I was talking nonsense
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Little sister waiter, this is for the hair.
There's no reason, Taibai likes to do this, who can control him.
Xianjun looked at the form, and looked very serious, "The new deal of the Heavenly Court? The Jade Emperor is a fool, that's right, he has owed me tens of thousands of years of wages, and now he wants to embezzle our wages to create a harmonious Heavenly Court?
"What the hell is the sanitation fee, why can't my own garbage be dumped at my doorstep, I must dump it in the garbage dump of Heaven, and I have to give money!"
Giving money is the key,
"I'm very dissatisfied with the New Deal, in just these days, I've lost more than 10,000 yuan in incense money, sanitation fees, environmental service fees, and salaries? Who gave the Jade Emperor the idea, if I knew about it, I would have killed him!"
Complaining in his mouth, this fairy still filled out the survey form very seriously, Miss Fairy, take it and take a look, this one wrote his name,
Kuimu Lang-kun. ,
A famous handsome guy in Heavenly Court, one of the thirty-six star monarchs, has a serious position, and he also belongs to the elite class in Heavenly Court.
No wonder the little brother is so good-looking.
It turned out to be Kuimu Lang-kun.
Kuimu Wolf Jun is very handsome, he has the temperament of a son, he looks pleasing to the eye, but he is handsome, but he is also a poor ghost.
Thirty-six Star Monarchs, Seventy-two Earth Demons, are very famous in the Heavenly Court, The reason is that they are the Demon Clan, One hundred and eight Star Monarchs, returning to the position, can be launched together, the Demon Clan's Zhen Clan Great Array, Zhou Tian Star Dou Great Array,
Kui Wood Wolf is very poor, because he is Di Jun's old subordinate, and when he followed Di Jun, they Xingjun hinted that they could eat and drink spicy food, and they could have whatever they wanted, but now the Jade Emperor owed them millions of years in wages.
In the past, these people didn't care, anyway, they weren't in the same group as the Jade Emperor, they listened to the orders of the Star Mother, and the Star Mother was Xihe,
But now, if you want to buy Big Brother, you need incense money, which is the new money recently released by Heavenly Court, and if you want to buy something, you have to use it.
In order to buy a big brother for his daughter-in-law, Kui Mu Wolf didn't close his eyes for a few days, refined some medicines and sold them to the heavenly soldiers to scrape together enough money for three thousand incense.
Mobile phones are expensive, too expensive.
Kui Mu Wolf was very unhappy, but Taibai and the Jade Emperor were very happy, looking at the turnover of the day, they couldn't believe it.
"100,000 incense money?"
The Jade Emperor screamed, with this money, he was hungry and could continue to recruit troops, recruit masters, and win over Nuwa.
Don't be too pretty.
Even if he was the Jade Emperor, he had never seen so much incense money.
And that's just one day's turnover,
Taibai's small shop has been open for several days, isn't it several hundred thousand, how much is that?
"Taibai, I didn't expect this business to be so profitable, you really did a good thing for me!" The Jade Emperor was very pleased: 'Say, what reward do you want!'
Taibai didn't speak,, is this thing going to do something?
He heard it, what do you mean? It's all for you, where am I, this is to take advantage of him Lao Tzu really believes that you have ghosts.
"It's just the beginning, how much is this?" Taibai looked indifferent, "This little money, Jade Emperor, you also see it?"
"Is this less?" the Jade Emperor smiled: "Taibai Mo said big things, this is 100,000 incense money, enough for Heavenly Court to recruit another 10,000 Heavenly Soldiers."
"That's not much, it's just 100,000!" Tai Bai Xing looked disdainful, "Jade Emperor, do you know, the mobile phone store in Chang'an, how much does it make a day?"
"The world!"
Hearing Taibai mention Chang'an, the Jade Emperor slapped his face, Chang'an has Lin Feng, and he wants to kill him to help his son ascend to the throne, but he is very unhappy.
But now he needs money, to expand his army, to recruit immortals,
"How much?"
"No less than a million!" Too white to fool
"What?"
Although the transaction between the human world and the heavenly court is not the same thing, and the money used is not the same, there are still places where you can have a meal card, they are all doing business, and the people are doing so big, and the profit of no less than one million a day is compared with the human world, the business of the heavenly court is simply ....
Sad,
If so, when will he be able to muster an army of millions?
"How can the world make so much money, but what does Lin Feng think?" The Jade Emperor was not happy with Lin Feng, but he was also convinced, Lin Feng's ability.
"No, it's just a small commercial promotion!"
Taibai smiled proudly, I want to swallow it alone, but Lao Tzu won't let you get a dime. "Jade Emperor, our small shop is that
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What if there are two, what about three, the heavenly court is so big, and there are many mountains everywhere..... It's like the Eight Immortals."
The Eight Immortals are not only the eight immortals, but there are also many people under each immortal, the goblins and heavenly soldiers who follow the eight immortals to cultivate, and the eight people are the eight sects and tens of thousands of factions.
The Jade Emperor understood: Open a branch, the heavenly court is very big, and there are many immortals, as long as you open a branch, you are not afraid of running out of money,
"Well, that's good, that's it, leave half of it, for the expenses of the heavenly court, and the remaining half, Taibai, you can take it and open a store!" Jade Emperor is a good idea to play Monopoly is impossible, keep your own share and let Taibai use his own money to open a store.
Such a coquettish move, Taibai is also stupid, the Jade Emperor simply treats him as a fool, he is a good man, but it does not mean that he will not be angry.
"Jade Emperor, if you want to open a store, you must have capital, this money, you also have to give it, you can not come out, then the new store will not have your share!"
The Jade Emperor saw that Taibai's tone was unhappy, and he was immediately embarrassed, "Of course I want to come out, but there are many places where Heavenly Court has used money recently, Taibai is not that I don't want to, but I can't!"
The Jade Emperor sighed with a face, it's not easy to be an emperor, Want to play with beautiful women casually? Dreaming, That's for money,
In order to please the queen mother, the Jade Emperor planned to build a new queen mother palace for the queen mother, and also embezzled the salaries of some heavenly court personnel, the meaning of winning over the queen mother is obvious, but the queen mother is not easy to fool, the palace is not grand enough, no, otherwise it is insulting the queen mother, the identity of the first fairy in the world.
No money, what kind of chick are you soaking?
Taibai smiled slightly, fiddling with the floating dust, There is no fireworks, but in his heart he is annoyed, you use Lao Tzu's money to please women?
You don't want to look like you're talking about it. Who doesn't know that you go to the woman every day, Queen Mother, Nuwa, but what the result?
"If you don't have money, it's not easy to open a branch!" It's too white and not soft or hard, but it won't turn his face with the room.
"Why is it so difficult to get it?" the Jade Emperor had already thought about it, "I've seen the current point, you give those demon girls, such a high salary is simply unheard of, these banshees in the heavenly court, do you need to be paid?"
Taibai was speechless, "If you don't give money, who will work for us?"
"What kind of money to give, there are so many banshees, just catch them and use them casually!" the Jade Emperor said: "Isn't everyone doing this?"
Damn, how dare you say that
You're the emperor, shameless?
"One banshee, three thousand incense money, ten banshees, that's thirty thousand!" Jade Emperor It's heartache, he has a share of this money
"I am a means of learning from the world, you don't understand!" Taibai said, his small shop is really modeled after Chang'an, except for the different decoration, the service model, are the same, and even the sales skills are exactly the same.
The beauty of a waitress, you know a ball!
Seeing those girls dressed beautifully, I asked you respectfully, do you want to buy it, do you dare to buy it?
The salary of 3,000 yuan, Taibai thinks it's not much, Chang'an Lin Mu personally manages the mobile phone direct welcome store, and the store manager is also a woman, but the family is still a female official, a serious Jiupin, and she takes the imperial court salary.
The Jade Emperor now has a different kind of mind, of course Taibai knows it, but he sees through it and doesn't say it, There is always a means to train the Jade Emperor.
It's been tuned for millions of years, and it's always been like this.
"People's mobile phone store manager, a human month, there are 10,000 taels of silver" Taibai saw the Jade Emperor's glare: "Let's convert, Jade Emperor, do you dare to think, a woman in a hundred days of last year, earn 10,000 incense money?"
"Why is it so outrageous!"
That's right, the money in the world and the money in heaven are naturally incomparable, but the model is the same, the same business, the same sales.
The population of Heavenly Court is quite large, and on the list of gods, those born in Heavenly Court, as well as other goblins and monsters in the world, add up to not as much as the entire human race in the wilderness, but it is almost the same as a Chang'an.
These people are all in the Heavenly Court, and this is the similarity between Chang'an and the Heavenly Court, so the people in the human world earn 10,000 taels of silver a month, and the Heavenly Court pays a salary once every 100 years, the same
But 10,000 incense money, the Jade Emperor didn't dare to think that the cheapest heavenly soldiers in Heavenly Court were those goblins who had just gone to heaven, and they couldn't cultivate, and they had no background, so they had nothing to do when they arrived in Heavenly Court, so they could only be soldiers, and ten incense money in a hundred years.
This price is outrageous, but the Jade Emperor immediately figured it out, the world can do it, and so can the heavenly court.
Glancing at the incense money in the box on the ground, the Jade Emperor is very complicated, There is no mortal woman in the world who is rich, and the emperor is really unhappy.
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