490.Chapter 490: Jiang Yue is very good at playing
I knew this, I was not in a hurry to leave just now, and I was calling the boss after the inspection was completed, anyway, the thing was hidden in the mezzanine, and they inspected the goods according to the list, unless they had a fluoroscopy eye or an X-ray machine, otherwise they could not find it. The middle-aged man www.biquge.info the pen "Fun" also dreamed that Ye Fan really had a perspective eye, and he was very powerful.
"In order to ensure the quality, I specially purchased these medicinal materials from a regular company, and you see, there are also purchase lists and invoices here. The middle-aged man pulled out a pile of documents from his pocket, and he was anxious to prove that the shipment was okay, hoping to avoid the inspection process.
Ye Fan shook his head very decisively and said: "This is the principle, you can't break the rules, you can only leave after the acceptance is over, otherwise when you leave, we find a problem, what's the matter? ”
It is estimated that I will send myself to the west later, the middle-aged man scratched his ears and cheeks anxiously, although he was in a hurry, but he did not dare to show it, this mission he patted his chest, guaranteed to be completed, and this task is really simple, just to send something, but I didn't expect that things have become so complicated.
Do you want to call your boss again? Just say that things have changed, and we will implement the follow-up plan later? Thinking of this, the middle-aged man said, "Where is the bathroom? I'm a little anxious. At this time, the middle-aged man's hand had reached into his pocket and grabbed the phone, and he prayed in his heart that it was better for the boss not to start the follow-up plan, otherwise it would be over even if he made a call.
Ye Fan snorted coldly in his heart, stretched out his finger and pointed to the toilet not far away, and said, "Over there." ”
The middle-aged man's face suddenly became happy, and he hurriedly ran towards the toilet.
Ye Fan called Jiang Yue to his side and muttered a few words in a low voice.
Jiang Yue's face turned green, shook his head vigorously, and said very resolutely: "I won't go, I won't go, I'm not used to going to the toilet with men, besides, I don't want to go to the toilet now, so you should ask Gao Ming." ”
"Help you pursue Shizuka. Ye Fan said with a smile.
"I'll pursue it myself. Jiang Yue's attitude is still very resolute.
"Then I'll introduce Shizuka to someone. Ye Fan said with a smile.
Shameless! Despicable! Filthy!
Jiang Yue immediately raised his middle finger towards Ye Fan, Ye Fan is too bad a buddy, not only does he not help his brother chase beautiful women, but he also has to block his brother, what is going on? But Jiang Yue was really worried that Ye Fan would introduce Shizuka to him, so he immediately said, "I'll go right away." ”
The toilet of the old house is a dry toilet, in addition to the relatively simple decoration, the structure is not much different from the ordinary dry toilet, a platform with three pits, and the following is a dung pit, but fortunately, the servants are very diligent, often sprinkle some plant ash, the smell inside is relatively small, and the cleaning is also very clean.
After the middle-aged man entered the toilet, he immediately took out his mobile phone, before making a call, he looked out very cautiously, and just saw Jiang Yue coming in, and hurriedly took the mobile phone and pretended to pee.
Jiang Yue glanced at the middle-aged man and said, "What do you see? Haven't you ever seen such a big one? By the way, aren't you here to go to the toilet? Why don't you take off your pants? Is it because you're too small to take it out?"
The middle-aged man really wanted to slap Jiang Yue, I came to call, and he went to the toilet, so he said: "I have a little problem, when I go to the toilet, someone is standing next to me, and I can't pee." ”
"There are still a lot of problems, how do you know if you can't pee if you don't try?Is it just an excuse for you to go to the toilet?" Jiang Yue asked rhetorically.
Facing the strong Jiang Yue, the middle-aged man was a little weak-hearted, thinking to himself, make a show first, and when you finish peeing, I will call again. The middle-aged man said while taking off his pants, "I really can't pee, but let's try it." ”
Then the two stood side by side, waited for about five minutes, and neither of them peed, and the two stared at each other with wide eyes.
Jiang Yue lit a cigarette, took a slow puff, and said, "That, I can't pee a little too." ”
Wipe!
You can't pee, you said it earlier, why delay my call, it's been five minutes, the middle-aged man urged: "You can't pee, then go out, when I finish peeing, you come in again." ”
Jiang Yue shook his head and said: "In my opinion, you shouldn't be in a hurry, otherwise, you would have urinated a long time ago, I have seen some people who are anxious before, no matter whether there is someone or not, untie your pants and pee." ”
Could it be that the other party noticed that he deliberately sent this goods to make trouble? The middle-aged man became even more nervous, and he couldn't make a phone call, so he quietly sent a text message, so the middle-aged man quietly took out his mobile phone, turned sideways and planned to send a text message quietly, just when he took out his mobile phone.
Jiang Yue shook his body very chicly, and deliberately bumped into the middle-aged man, the middle-aged man who was busy texting didn't hold it steady, the phone fell, rolled on the ground, and fell into the pit, because it was a dry toilet, the phone fell directly into the deep manure pit......
"Okay, I won't pee anymore, you can pee yourself. Jiang Yue, who had completed the task, lifted his pants and walked away with a cigarette in his mouth.
The middle-aged man looked at the mobile phone that fell into the dung pit blankly, thinking if he could take it out, because the dung pit had grass and wood ashes, and the mobile phone had not yet been stained with poop.
At this moment, someone called in, and the fuck is that the middle-aged man set the phone to vibrate, and then under the desperate eyes of the middle-aged man, the phone vibrated and sank down a little bit, just like the vibrator vibrating cement, and in a few seconds, the phone was already flooded with grass and wood ash.
The middle-aged man was suddenly stunned, lying on the ground, stretching his arm into the pit, maintaining the posture of fishing for his mobile phone, and looking desperately at the ashes of the grass and trees that were still shaking......
After Jiang Yue went out, he found that the middle-aged man did not come out, worried that things had changed, and came back again, just to see the middle-aged man lying on the pit, maintaining the posture of fishing for his mobile phone, and pretended to be surprised and said: "Damn, this big brother, are you hungry and crazy?
Eat your head! The middle-aged man's eyes are green, what the hell is going on? Such a simple task, which can be easily done by only needing to deliver the goods, has been so tortuous, and it is so unlucky, at this time, the middle-aged man has the heart to kill Jiang Yue.
"Isn't it a good thing you did?" the middle-aged man instantly burst out and pointed at the tip of Jiang Yue's nose and said loudly. "You just knocked off my phone, not only did you not apologize, but you came to see the fun, I fought with you. After saying that, he rushed over with teeth and claws.
This thing was lying on the pit for a long time just now, dirty, it was too dirty, Jiang Yue didn't want to have contact, so he raised his foot and kicked on the other party's knee, the middle-aged man didn't grasp his balance, and with a dull sound, he lay on the ground.
"Play on your own. Jiang Yue turned around and walked out of the toilet, and as soon as he got out of the toilet, he made an ok posture towards Ye Fan in the distance.
Not long after, the middle-aged man rushed out like a mad dog, pounced on Jiang Yue frantically, and shouted in his mouth: "It's too special to bully people, I'll fight with you." ”
The middle-aged man is still at the level of ordinary people fighting, and he has no tricks at all. Jiang Yue didn't bother to entangle with him, so he accelerated to Ye Fan's side and said, "My task has been completed, and the rest will be left to you." ”
Ye Fan casually hit a steel ball, hit the opponent's knee, and knocked down the middle-aged man, Ye Fan snorted coldly, at this time, a siren sounded outside the door, and then the servant led eight policemen in a panic, just when the servant was about to report, Ye Fan preemptively said: "I already know." ”
The policeman led by him knew Ye Fan, saluted Ye Fan, and then said with a serious face: "Mr. Ye, someone has anonymously reported your ******** and other contraband, involving a huge amount of money, I hope you will cooperate with the investigation." ”
Sure enough, I guessed it.
When the chief butler heard this, his face suddenly sank, and he said, "You have to talk about evidence, we have always obeyed the law, how can we ********?"
The policeman knew the prestige of the palace, and he didn't dare to be too tough, his face suddenly softened a lot, and said: "Big housekeeper, we just received a report call, and now we are here to investigate, if you don't have it, naturally don't worry." ”
The stubborn butler snorted angrily and said: "My master is a master of medicine and a model of traditional Chinese medicine, after the country banned the trade of ivory and other medicinal materials, we responded to the call, chose substitutes, and took the lead in setting an example for Chinese medicine, how could it be ********?"
The palace is a key protection unit in Ninghai City, and the police know the reputation and reputation of the palace very well, and they also respect the medical ethics of Dr. Wang, but now someone has reported it, and they have to go to the police to inspect it in accordance with the procedure.
So the police impatiently explained to the chief butler, hoping that the chief butler would cooperate.
Ye Fan smiled and said to the indignant butler, "We have been framed, but they are all under my control, the contraband is in those boxes, comrade police, you go and search it, it is in the bottom mezzanine of the box, and these boxes were sent by that person, who wants to frame us, and he has a shopping invoice on him......"
The policemen immediately walked to the box, took out all the medicinal materials, opened the mezzanine at the bottom of the box, and took out ivory, rhinoceros horn and tiger bones, a large number.
The big housekeeper's eyes were about to pop out, donation, it turned out to be a trap, no wonder the young master was so abnormal just now, if the young master didn't find out in time, after the gang left, the police came to search, even if the whole body was full of mouths, it was not clear, because the thing was found here, and the delivery person had already run away without a trace, and there was no evidence.
Thinking of this, the big butler broke out in a cold sweat in fear.