Chapter 285: How's It Going, Surprise!
Liu Lin didn't care what the netizens who watched the live broadcast on the Internet and the reporters in the audience thought in their hearts, and said to William David: "Mr. William David, how do you feel about the weather now, is it cold, hot, or just right!"
"This" William David's mind turned several times, and he didn't think about what medicine Liu Lin sold in the gourd, and looked at Liu Lin suspiciously, not knowing what to say for a while.
"It's okay, you can say whatever you want!" Liu Lin said!
"Then I said, the current weather is too hot, Mr. Liu Lin, next time I have a new press conference, can I choose a venue such as an air-conditioned Great Hall, otherwise I really can't stand it. William David wiped his forehead with his hand and complained with a bitter face.
"There's no way around it, because there are too many media coming, and there's no venue to accommodate it, so this time everyone will go down, and I will report this problem to the government, and try to correct it in the future." After Liu Lin finished speaking, he smiled and expanded, and continued: "It's time to eat soon, I believe everyone is hungry too, now let's go straight to the point!"
"Mr. William David, you feel the heat now, you won't feel the heat in a while!" Liu Lin finished speaking, and picked up a mobile phone from the rostrum: "Mr. William, are you ready, I'm going to start!"
"Ready!" William David looked at Liu Lin nervously, feeling that no matter how he looked at his face, there was a strange smell, and he couldn't help shrinking his neck, and said cautiously!
"Mr. William David, don't be nervous!" Liu Lin looked at the poor William David and smiled, and after speaking, he turned on the control app of the portable thermostat!
"ohygod!!ohygod!!ohygod!!!" William David's face changed, and he exclaimed loudly, shocked and stammered, "How, how, how, how is it possible, how did you do it!"
Damn, what's the situation? William's sudden octave treble startled everyone!
A bewildered face!
Did something happen?
I don't see anything!
Li Jiaoyue, Ma Lili and everyone in the audience looked up at William David inexplicably, what kind of reaction is this, okay.
There's nothing wrong with that.
Any questions?
What the hell? Everyone was staring at each other with big eyes, and the monk Sanzhang was confused, constantly sweeping back and forth between Liu Lin and William David.
"Mr. Liu Lin, how did you do it?" William David made a very comfortable expression, couldn't help but (e) moaned, looked at Liu Lin, a look of enjoyment, and exclaimed in disbelief: "Liu Lin, Mr. Liu Lin, I feel like my whole body is soaking in an air-conditioned room with the air conditioner on, no, it's more comfortable than staying in an air-conditioned room, it's really amazing." ”
"Liu, Liu Lin, Mr. Liu Lin, this is not an illusion, is it. William David stammered again after speaking, unable to add a word.
"Mr. William David, how does it feel to have this little magic I cast on you. Liu Lin smiled and looked at William David, who was constantly changing his face and juggling, and asked.
"Little magic?" William David swallowed before he could calm down, and stammered, "But, but, but your magic is too amazing." ”
"Mr. William David, can you tell everyone how you feel now?" Liu Lin watched William David slowly calm down, and then looked at the bewildered faces of the people in the audience, and asked.
"Okay" William David took two deep breaths and tried to calm himself down!
"I don't know how to describe it, but now the whole person is like soaking in an air-conditioned environment, indescribably comfortable, just like eating a bite of ice cream on a hot day, refreshing from the beginning. William David describes his feelings in very broken Chinese!
"Okay, understood, you wait a minute, I'll ask this beauty Li Jiaoyue on your left, and see how she feels!" After Liu Lin finished speaking, he walked next to Li Jiaoyue, stretched out the microphone and asked: "Beauty Li Jiaoyue, you also heard what Mr. William David said just now, if you were asked to describe the weather you are in now, how would you describe it?"
"Me!" Li Jiaoyue looked at Liu Lin strangely, she could watch William David perform just now, although I don't know why he is so different from himself, it seems that something like a power bank in his hand is the key, but he still said very realistically: "Mr. Liu Lin, although your organizers have arranged a lot of measures on the spot, putting cold blocks and blowing cool breezes, but it still makes people feel very hot!"
"If you want to describe it, one word: hot, two words, very hot, three words, very hot!" Li Jiaoyue wiped the beads of sweat slowly coming out of her forehead with her hand after speaking!
Subconscious: Can the big guy change the venue next time, it's too hot to stand it.
"It seems that you are really hot, your face is sweating, thank you for your answer just now, I think your answer now is the same as the answer of everyone in the audience, right!" Liu Lin turned his head after speaking, looked at the audience, and saw the crowd in the audience nodding like chickens pecking rice, so he continued: "But now Mr. William David is different from you, so let's do it, Li Jiaoyue beauty, now you stand next to Mr. William David, see if you still maintain this view for a while!"
"Okay!" Although Li Jiaoyue didn't know what kind of medicine Liu Lin was selling in the gourd, she still walked to William David's side very cooperatively!
"How can I, how, how is it possible!" Li Jiaoyue just walked up to William David's side, the whole person was stunned, her eyes were about to pop out, she turned her head to look at Liu Lin with difficulty and asked, "Why, why is this happening, I can't imagine it, it's incredible?"
"Is it? Do you still feel hot now?" Liu Lin curled the corners of his mouth, walked up to Li Jiaoyue, and asked with a smile.
"It's not hot, but it feels incredible, really, incredible!" Li Jiaoyue shook her head after speaking, trying to calm herself down.
"Li Jiaoyue beauty, it's not hot now, how about my magic, it's okay!"
Li Jiaoyue glanced at the (power bank) in William David's hand and said, "Mr. Liu Lin, I think this device is the problem!"
"This one will remain suspenseful for the time being" Liu Lin smiled mysteriously, and when he saw Ma Lili standing on the right, he turned his head and said, "Next, please Miss Ma Lili, walk to William David!"
"It's finally me!" Ma Lili heard Liu Lin say let herself pass, and couldn't wait to stride to the other side of William David.
"How is it? How do you feel?" Liu Lin looked at Ma Lili, who kept changing her face, asked, and stretched out the microphone after speaking.
"I don't know how to describe it, it's so comfortable, idol, or you let me stand here until the end of the press conference!" Although Ma Lili had been mentally prepared, when she was in it, she knew that imagination is never as good as experiencing it in person.
"This, I may not be able to promise you!" Liu Lin shrugged his shoulders after speaking, took a few steps in front of the microphone, walked to the edge of the stage and said to the audience: "Everyone, you have heard the feelings of the three just now, the contrast between the front and back is very large, don't you feel very strange!"
"But I'm still saying that, if any of you stand in the position they are in now, it is estimated that their performance is no different, some people may not believe it, but I still believe in the product I developed!"
New products?
Is this the cadence for releasing new products?
The netizens who were watching the live broadcast in the audience stared at the (power bank) that was still in the hands of William David, this is a new product of Jiu'an Technology?
"There is really a new product today!" said netizen u.
"Surprise, surprise, surprise"
"Isn't this a power bank? Why has it become a new product, how do I look like a power bank?"
"It's like a power bank again, it's also a black new technology!"
"The male god is awesome, it's only been a long time, and it's 666666 black technology again, I must like it, I'm looking forward to it!"
"That's for sure, a great genius is not called for nothing, if I have an idol who is one percent smart, it will definitely be the rhythm of the peak of life!" netizen P sighed.
"Upstairs, don't say one hundredth, if there is one in ten thousand, I can wake up with a smile in my dreams, and I can go to the peak of my life several times. This was followed by a drooling expression!
"Put a few more pillows at night, and there will be anything in your dreams!" (arrogant) / (arrogant) / (arrogant)!
"Where is the building crooked, don't say it, watch the live broadcast first!" netizen A watched the building getting more and more crooked, and hurriedly straightened it.
"Yes, yes, yes, watch the live broadcast first! Look at what kind of black technology the idol is taking this time, I'm looking forward to it more and more now, ahhhh
"Looking forward to the black technology of idols!"
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"Time is running out, so I'm not going to talk nonsense, let's get straight to the point. Liu Lin returned to the middle of the stage and said to the three people who were still standing: "Thank you for your cooperation just now, Mr. William David, please give me back this thing!"
William David was very reluctant to return the thermostat to Liu Lin, and followed Li Jiaoyue off the stage.
The three of them walked out of the range of the portable thermostat, and their whole bodies shook.
"Maybe many friends have probably guessed that this thing in my hand is a new product I developed!" Liu Lin finished speaking, he lifted the portable thermostat in his hand and displayed it, and took a few steps to the side of the stage in order for everyone to see it clearly.
"I heard a lot of people at the scene just now, isn't this a power bank?" Liu Lin stopped, looked at the audience and looked at himself one by one, and couldn't help but feel proud for a while, but he didn't show it on his face, so he continued: "If you hadn't reminded me just now, I really didn't think of this problem, now look at it, it's really like a power bank!"
"Looking at the appearance, he is a power bank, but" Liu Lin finished speaking, and stopped suddenly!
The audience looked at Liu Lin, who hung everyone's appetite, and jumped on the stage to beat him!
My neck is stretched out
Just waiting for you to announce!
Now you're halfway through your talk, and you don't even say it!
It's too much!
It's best not to go out at night in the future, otherwise hum
"Okay, don't hang everyone's appetite, otherwise someone will jump up and beat me up in a while!" Liu Lin looked at the anxious people in the audience: "The name of this product is called portable thermostat!"
"Portable thermostat?" Whether it is offstage or netizens watching the live broadcast, they are all waiting for Liu Lin's follow-up!
"Look at the name, everyone should be able to understand what it means!" Liu Lin took the portable thermostat and turned it around twice in his hand, and said: "Carry, constant temperature, these two words express the function of this product!"
"Carry, it's very simple, it's carrying, it's easy to understand; constant temperature: simply put, it's constant temperature, although there is no function, just two functions!"
"Groove"
"What the hell is this? I still have a little idea, but now I'm confused by the idol!" "Netizen w sent a row of crying expressions: "Carry, constant temperature, what the hell? It's easy to understand when separated, but when combined, you can't pay attention to it at all!"
"Yes, yes, yes, I'm also confused! What does this portable constant temperature have to do with the activity I just did, it's just two things, okay!"
"That's it, how did you get together, which way can the god explain?" is another netizen who is confused by Liu Lin.
"Stop arguing, see what the idol explains!"
"Uh-huh, sit back and wait for the idol to explain!"
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"You may not understand what it means to explain it like this!" Liu Lin continued: "I think everyone has air conditioning at home!"
"This thing of mine is a small version of the air conditioner, simply put, it is a small air conditioner that you can carry around!"
"Maybe you want to ask, how does my portable thermostat have anything to do with air conditioning, I will explain it to you here, so that everyone can increase their knowledge. ”
"This portable thermostat is the use of a special device to convert electrical energy into a magnetic field, I call this magnetic field a super-ionic magnetic field, in this magnetic field, I can adjust the temperature with me, that is, I think he can also take 100 degrees, o 100 degrees is no problem!"
"As long as the electricity that supports the normal operation of the super-detachment magnetic field is not used up, the temperature inside this magnetic field will never change, it is a constant temperature, the temperature I set just now is the most comfortable temperature for the human body 265 degrees, you have all seen it later!"
Liu Lin's words just fell off the stage, causing a commotion.
looked at the portable thermostat in Liu Lin's hand dumbfounded!
How could there be such a device!
Then the air conditioner can be thrown into the trash!
The black technology is so unreasonable, it's all about not giving others a way to live!
Excessively, excessively, excessively!
"Ahhh
"me, I'm going to buy, I'm going to buy, I'm going to buy!! important things say three times!!"
"It's another black technology that breaks through the sky, my idol is amazing!"
"The male god is a walking black technology bag, and every two or three months he can pop up a scary black technology!"
"Yes, yes, this walking black technology bag is very considerate!"
"I just want to know when it will be on the market now, I seem to buy one, I take it with me every day, it's cool and crooked!"
"Don't worry, everyone, idols should be able to talk about it in a while!"
"Yes, yes, yes, I will definitely say in a while, the samples are out, and it should be over from the market, I hope it won't be too expensive, I don't know if my wallet is big enough!"
ps: I'm still at work today, so I wish you all a happy holiday!