"What are you doing, are you Xu Yang looking for a beating, dare to talk back to us. ”

The two junior high school classmates pushed Xu Yang's shoulders with their hands, and they wanted to hit someone with an arrogant look.

"Forget it, it's a three-legged happy event today, don't fight. ”

A few classmates came over to pull the fight, but these two junior high school classmates immediately pushed people away and scolded: "Don't fucking meddle around, we just see that Xu Yang is unhappy, get out!"

Looking at this posture, others don't dare to care, and some adults are happily watching the show, and they have no intention of pulling the fight.

"Xu Yang, forget it, apologize, you can't beat them again. ”

"Yes, don't say a word, it's okay if they don't work, just a few of us. ”

Everyone is letting Xu Yang forget it.

Xu Yang smiled angrily, forget it, it's impossible, you still think Lao Tzu is the one in junior high school.

I'm sorry, that's already in the past, Lao Tzu is not even afraid of the richest man in the city, you guys are eggs.

"Three-legged, we're good brothers, no. ”

Xu Yang said.

The three legs scratched their heads, smiled, and said, "We have a lifelong friendship, and we grew up wearing a pair of pants, what do you say?" ”

"That's fine. ”

Xu Yang stretched out his hand and pointed to the two junior high school classmates opposite, and said, "These two are bullying me at your house, what do you say." ”

"Hit. The three legs gritted their teeth and said, "You can bully anyone, but you can't bully my brother." ”

Hearing this, Xu Yang sneered and said, "It's right to fight, but the two of us can't do it, you are the groom, and I am the best man." ”

"We're fighting, shame on you. ”

The three legs were stunned for a moment, and then asked, "Then how do you want to fight?" ”

"Pay someone to fight. ”

Xu Yang took out two hundred yuan from his pocket, shook it in his hand, and shouted: "Which brother is willing to teach these two guys a lesson, I will give him two hundred." ”

As soon as these words came out, the whole room fell silent.

"Do you really give two hundred?"

Outside, a dark-skinned man in his prime shouted.

"Well, the money is here, come and get it. ”

Xu Yang slapped the money on the table.

Seeing this, the prime man outside immediately walked over, he first put the money in his pocket, and then asked, "How do you want me to fight." ”

Xu Yang snorted and said, "At least you have to see blood." ”

Syllable!

The middle-aged man struck one of them with a fist on the bridge of his nose, and with a grunt, the sound of a broken nose was heard.

Then, the man in the prime of life punched the other man in the face, screaming and then spitting blood.

Xu Yang was stunned, obediently, he really hit.

"Hit. ”

The man said.

Xu Yang's head was a little confused, damn, he said that if he saw blood, he really saw blood, he was really ruthless.

"Ahem...... Well played. ”

Xu Yang subconsciously straightened his waist, he was very confident, and said in a loud voice: "Two stupid things for me to remember, I, Xu Yang, am no longer the cowardly thing I used to be, if you dare to provoke me, you can be killed by spending money!"

", you don't have to come over in the next few days. ”

The two junior high school classmates got up in embarrassment, and before leaving, they left cruel words and asked Xu Yang to wait.

Xu Yang smiled disdainfully, just wait, just wait, I'm afraid you won't come.

"Whatever you see, don't be around. ”

Three-legged waves to drive away troubled people.

Some relatives whispered, and they all talked about Xu Yang behind their backs.

Xu Yang didn't care at all, and he didn't pay attention to these strange eyes.

I thought that Lao Tzu is rich, how can I love it, I don't have to care about the feelings of you people at all.

Subsequently, Xu Yang went to help Sanleg tidy up his things.

Two days passed unconsciously, and in the past two days, he ate, drank and lived at the three-legged house, and soon it was his wedding day.

The day before the wedding, Xu Yang played cards with three legs and some of the smaller ones who played.

Played all night.

He deliberately lost more than 300 yuan, and Fa Xiao, who won the money, was naturally very happy.

At five or six o'clock in the morning, the groom began to prepare, and when the time came, after eating dumplings, the wedding convoy came.

The wedding caravan is looking for ordinary Santana, all black, and the main wedding car is an Audi.

The first car is a three-legged white BMW, and the last one is also white, which means that the head is white.

After getting on the Audi on three legs, the convoy set off to pick up the bride.

Along the way, the firecrackers rang non-stop, the villagers around were standing on the side of the road to watch, and someone in the truck in front threw candy around, and many villagers and children began to grab it.

Out of the village, drove into Changyun County, then got on the highway and went directly to the bride's house.

The bride's home is in North China City, which can be reached in two hours by car, and the banquet also chooses a restaurant in the city.

The whole journey was at high speed, and after more than two hours, I arrived at the bride's house.

When the convoy entered the community, Xu Yang saw a few special license plates, and he nodded secretly, this woman's family really has a bit of a background.

After getting out of the car, a group of people walked upstairs with three legs, the three legs were trembling the whole time, he was also married for the first time, he didn't understand anything, and he was nervous to death.

As they walked upstairs, suddenly, a group of children appeared and begged for red envelopes.

Xu Yang is the best man, and when he saw it, he quickly asked for more than ten red envelopes and sent one to the child.

The child took the red envelope and left, and the pick-up team continued upstairs, but when they came to the third floor, they saw beer glasses on the ground.

"Damn, this is going to kill me, don't marry!"

Three-legged wailed.

"Haha. ”

The entire staircase couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Drink it, you can't go up if you don't drink it. ”

A group of people egged on the three legs.

The three legs smiled bitterly, drink your head, there are a hundred wine glasses on the ground, and he can't finish drinking it even if he dies.

"Don't drink, if you drink, what will you do at night. ”

Xu Yang knocked these wine glasses to the ground with his legs, and continued upstairs with his legs.

"Good brother. ”

The three legs were very excited, but fortunately their brother was witty.

The crowd came to the door of the bride's house lively, knocked on the door with three legs, and shouted: "Wife, I'm here to pick you up, open the door." ”

"What about the red envelope, bring the red envelope. ”

There was laughter in the room.

Several groomsmen hurriedly stuffed the red envelope under the crack in the door, and after a few seconds, they shouted: "Too little, not enough at all." ”

The three legs shouted: "How can it be enough, they have sent thousands to enter, open the door quickly." ”

"No, unless you sing a song. ”

"Sing it. ”

The three legs were also opened, and he roared at the top of his voice: "Today is a good day, everything you want can come true......

Burst.

Ha ha!

Everyone laughed inside and outside the house, what kind of voice is this, pig's feet.

At this time, the door opened a gap, and several groomsmen saw it, quickly opened the door, pushed it in, and entered.

There were two snaps, the prayers in the house exploded, more than a dozen bridesmaids were pushed to the ground, and several groomsmen pretended to be unstable and threw themselves on the ground, but in fact, they were taking advantage.

"What are you doing, don't mess around. ”

Xu Yang was also so squeezed that he couldn't move, he couldn't help but laugh and pull a girl up, but his hand accidentally slipped on the back of a girl next to him.

It's really tender.

Xu Yang secretly thought to himself, on the surface, he was still a very upright man and a gentleman to pull people up.

After the excitement, the groom was pushed down into the bedroom, and the bride sat on the bed in her wedding dress and covered her head.

Standing in front of him on three legs, holding flowers in his hand, he stammered and didn't know what to say.

Everyone was amused, and Xu Yang also looked at it and wanted to laugh, why is this kid so nervous.

"Old, wife, come home with me. ”

Three-legged stumbling said.

"Haha. ”

The room burst into laughter.

"Look for shoes, if you don't look for shoes, I won't go with you. ”

A bridesmaid laughed.

"Where's the shoes, where are the shoes?"

Three-legged looked around, and his silly appearance amused people.

"In the bride's belly, go get it. ”

Someone joked.

The three legs were so red that they asked, "Wife, do you eat your shoes?"

When Xu Yang heard this, his eyes widened, Damn, this brother's head can't be turned, why is he stupid all of a sudden.

He carefully poked his legs three times and said in a low voice: "The shoes must be in the hands of the bridesmaids, you stuff a red envelope and give it to you." ”

"yes, I didn't think of that. ”

A three-legged spirit reacted, he quickly took out a red envelope, and said with a smile: "Sisters and sisters, please take out your shoes, I'm going to take my wife home." ”

"It's just a red envelope, it's not enough. ”

"At least a hundred. ”

People laughed again.

Sanleg was a little anxious, and said: "Where do I still have a hundred red envelopes, I'll just give this one, hurry up and give it, otherwise I'll rob someone!"

Xu Yang was stunned on the side, if this brother is not so violent, he still wants to rob people.

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