Chapter 812, I'm afraid you're making up a joke (4)
Poof-
It's really a good "Ann can tell that I'm male and female"! I really want to get a scalpel and cut the head of Kitano Yuzu directly, and see if it's all paste!
But in the end, Miss Bukawa, who still has expectations for Kitano Yuzu, is really naïve! Expecting a fool is a very unreliable thing! Miss Bukawa originally took it for granted that this learning fool can at least improve a lot after reciting for an hour, but it really makes people think that Kitano Yuzu is indeed improving to a certain extent, and it is true that there is nothing wrong with remembering a lot of ancient poems in her head...... But according to the current spot checks, in essence, isn't she still messing around with Xia Jiba?
It's just that the difference between the previous Kitano Yuzu was directly made up on the spot, and now it is a random collection of ancient poems!
It's the same, and I don't have a lot of money to memorize ancient poems!
Anyway, as soon as Miss Buchuan, who had no defense in her heart, heard such an outrageous and amazing answer from Yuzu Kitano, she immediately felt a stream of old blood suddenly surging up her throat - she almost couldn't hold back, and Miss Bukawa was about to spurt blood out directly in front of this stupid person!
Poets just came back from a trip, and they didn't even think that their gender had changed? Do you think you went to a ladyboy area and came back?
You've really made a good poem, Kitano Yuzu!
But after all, this kind of MMP thing has been experienced a lot, and Miss Bukawa's lightning resistance attribute is obviously still accumulating quickly (thanks to Kitano Yuzu's "high hard work"), anyway, it's at least much better than following a sentence "it, you dare to come back", isn't it......? So Miss Buchuan hurriedly suppressed her urge to vomit blood, and comforted herself in her heart that this stupid person had made obvious progress, and she should not ruin her beautiful image.
Obviously, our dear Kitano Yuzu didn't know that the sentence he just casually picked up directly made the meaning of this ancient poem extremely weird.
Who made her give up thinking?
But even so, let's not have any prejudice against Kitano Yuzu, after all, people really spent a whole hour to memorize...... Anyway, Miss Ayukawa is a coincidence this time, it's just that Kitano Yuzu accidentally remembered it for a while, and it doesn't mean that the next plot will be such a terrifying plot.
#↑The more I listen to it, the more I feel that this is a flag?#
- How can you spoil others like this? Spoilers are cool for a while, you know later.
Gently closing her eyes and taking a deep breath covertly, Miss Buchuan took this opportunity to relieve her lungs, which were admittedly a little painful, and silently hypnotized herself that she was not angry now, the world was so beautiful and there was so much money waiting for her to earn, how could she be angry? And this behavior naturally directly ignored Kitano Yuzu's small movement of sneaking up on Miss Buchuan, and that look was extremely cautious, as if he wanted to know whether his answer was correct from Miss Buchuan's attitude at this time.
#步川小姐: Have you made a mistake or not, don't you have a little count in your heart? Won't you use your brain to think about it?
What does this attitude mean?
I didn't mean to speak, but it didn't look like I was silently angry (?), but more like I hadn't heard anything...... Anyway, looking at Miss Ayukawa's calm (???) appearance, Kitano Yuzu herself felt quite helpless, and she couldn't even figure it out at all.
So did she just say that "An can tell that I am a male and a female" was her back right or wrong? Miss Buchuan gave her a little reaction!
#步川小姐: Sorry, stupid refusal#
While Kitano Yuzu couldn't help frowning and wondering what Miss Ayukawa was thinking in her heart, Miss Ayukawa had already recovered her due peace from the MMP. Reopened her blue eyes, Miss Buchuan can indeed be regarded as calm now-no matter how stupid Kitano Yuzu is after that, it will not make her lose her temper again! So she once again picked out the next ancient poem from the little red book that she wanted to check, and Miss Buchuan's eyes drooped silently, as if she didn't care at all.
"So the next sentence...... Outside the long pavilion, by the ancient road?"
However, as soon as this ancient poem came out, Kitano Yuzu instantly retracted her cranky thoughts, and her eyes suddenly lit up!
She was really impressed by this ancient poem!
In addition, when she memorized an ancient poem just now, Miss Buchuan was not so angry with her that she smashed her head directly with a small notebook, so it means that she did pass the test just now, right?
Suddenly raised his right hand, and Yuzu Kitano, who was a good student, recited aloud with extreme confidence at this time: "A line of egrets to the sky!"
——Outside the long pavilion, by the ancient road, a line of egrets is in the sky!
- Look at how smooth this ancient poem is! It is precisely because it is really smooth that Kitano Yuzu has a very good impression of it!
Although there is nothing wrong with reading aloud together, it feels like there is something wrong with Miss Bukawa? At first glance, when I heard this ancient poem received by Yuzu Kitano, it seemed to be a true answer, but Miss Bukawa, who was a little unconvinced of this, narrowed her eyes, and her brain circuit suddenly turned at this time! So at that moment, Miss Bukawa understood everything...... Please wait a moment, isn't the next sentence of "by the ancient road outside the long pavilion" "the grass is green"? This is the correct answer, right?
Is "a line of egrets in the sky" picked up here?
I'm begging you, think about it with your head before memorizing ancient poems - you big-headed ghost in the blue sky! Kitano Yuzu, I'm afraid it's Shi Lezhi!
#北野柚子: Shi Lezhi?
But now after all, it's still in the "charm", and the point is that there seem to be a lot of guests around who seem to be watching how the farce here develops, and Miss Bukawa, who has the burden of idols, still wants to maintain her good public relations image, and doesn't want to be directly ruined by the stupid Yuzu Kitano at this time.
So taking another deep breath, Miss Bukawa forcibly resisted the violent thought of trying to take the red skin notebook and slam it at Kitano's Yuzuko's head three hundred times.
- The world is so rich, but I am so grumpy, it is impossible to make money at all.
Anyway, no matter how suffocating Kitano's recitation is, Miss Bukawa wants to continue to comfort herself that these are just a "wonderful" coincidence...... It's precisely because this sentence is so easy to memorize that people will accidentally memorize it wrong, isn't it? And you look at Miss Buchuan before, she almost didn't react after hearing it herself, so it's understandable that this stupid Yuzu Kitano would make a mistake and memorize it like this!
Of course, the premise of being tolerant and generous is that you have to ignore Kitano Yuzu's "This day is really amazing, and I really turned my back on it again".
- Miss Buchuan is really afraid that she will go up and break off her tail that is about to reach the sky as soon as she can't help it!
In order to take care of Kitano Yuzu's jokes again because of "smoothness", this time Miss Bukawa is really painstaking, and the next carefully selected ancient poems to be spot-checked are more literary, and the neat and impressive sentence.
"Would you like to be a winged bird in heaven?"
If this ancient poem Kitano Yuzu still dares to memorize Natsuhimehachi, then Miss Ayukawa will definitely make her regret being born in this world!
Ouch, this sentence seems to be a little interesting, but has she ever memorized this ancient poem? To be reasonable, Kitano Yuzu feels that although she looks like she is panicking, she is actually as steady as an old dog! Miss Ayukawa didn't feel anything when she said it slowly, but Kitano Yuzu recalled it with her head a little, and felt that she still had a little impression of it...... Although she doesn't have a very strong impression like the previous sentence just now, she can also have a matching sentence in her head, right?
It's just that although Kitano Yuzu is very confident, the next sentence must be the one that appears in his head, but vaguely he feels that something doesn't seem right.
Is this really the case?
While hesitating in my heart for some reason on this sentence (a warning that the small animal is about to encounter danger), Kitano Yuzu carefully looked up at Miss Bukawa's blue eyes that were not sad or joyful, and could not even see any superfluous emotions (she was already so angry that her face was expressionless), and her heart was even more uncomfortable.
What if I accidentally memorize it wrong?
But soon I thought that the first ancient poem that I had the most unwritten in my heart before was directly memorized (?), and it was impossible to make a mistake in the sentence that I had an impression, right?
- "Fly separately when disaster comes!"
- "I'll fly you big-headed ghost!"
Sure enough, Miss Bukawa, who had been reminding herself to maintain her image, finally couldn't stand it anymore! No matter what, she had to wake up this stupid person...... So taking advantage of the clever opportunity when the other guests around her didn't look at her, Miss Bukawa held up the little red-skinned notebook in her hand high, and slapped it directly on the head of Kitano Yuzu! Look at what kind of big truth this idiot has said! Even if it seems to make sense to memorize it this time, but if you memorize it wrongly, you have memorized it wrong!
- Huh? Did she get it wrong?
Miss Bukawa suddenly slapped her head a little confused, and Yuzu Kitano in a trance actually said what was in her heart unintentionally.
You're just wrong about it! It's outrageously wrong! You don't have a single sentence of the three ancient poems right at all! Counting the first two sentences, this is already five times in a row! And most importantly, why is Kitano Yuzu so confident that she won't make a mistake?
After all, who gave you this inexplicable confidence?
#↑Isn't it Miss Ayukawa yourself?#
Anyway, after such a number of strong stimuli in a row, Miss Ayukawa unexpectedly only felt a little weak, and felt as if she was also in a trance, anyway, she was really angry at the stupidity of Kitano Yuzu to the extent that she had nothing to be angry about...... Stretching out her hand to support her forehead weakly, Miss Buchuan threw the small red-skinned notebook back on the table and said that she didn't want to check it anymore so as not to stimulate herself again, and said with a little gritted teeth: "So...... Miss Kitano, in fact, your real identity is a joker, right?"
"Joker?"
finally recovered from being photographed in a daze, and Yuzu Kitano heard Miss Ayukawa describe herself like this at this time, and her face was even more confused.
It seems that the eldest lady doesn't know what kind of creature the "joker" is.
But it doesn't matter if you know it or not, Miss Buchuan doesn't want to explain anything, she just wants to complain thoroughly at this time so that she can feel comfortable: "It's ridiculous enough to make a mistake about all kinds of celebrities before, and now you still memorize ancient poems like this?
If she hadn't known early on that this was just a manifestation of Kitano Yuzu's stupidity, Miss Ayukawa really thought that she was deliberately making up jokes to fool herself!
#北野柚子: Are you so idle?#
That's right, Yuzu Kitano is really this kind of stupid person who is unparalleled in the world...... Is it true that she has been angry with such a fool to the point where she can no longer be angry, and she has also been assimilated into a fool? Thinking of this place, Miss Buchuan couldn't help but reach out and hold her forehead deeply again, and her heart directly showed a big collapse! At the same time, she once again sighed that there is really a reason why Kitano Yuzu has not been doing very well! Miss Buchuan has seen countless people, but she has never seen a similar existence to this stupid person!
Maybe Yuzu Kitano is really not suitable to be a good student who studies hard.
After all, there will always be people in this world who suffer from this disease of "no matter how I memorize it, I just can't remember it, and even if I remember it, I will still memorize it messily".
#扁鹊三连: It can't be cured. Wait for death. Leave. #
In short, after being criticized by Miss Bukawa so indistinctly, Kitano Yuzu finally knew that she had really made all the mistakes before - she suddenly fell into a state of doubting the world, doubting life, and doubting herself, and Kitano Yuzu's mouth was still muttering in disbelief that she was obviously so confident!