This woman is clever and smiling, which is enough to make men fascinated, but she is ruthless, and she is clearly a femme fatale!

Seeing the circle of urine stains on the ground, Lan Yinggu's eyes flashed with surprise, "I didn't expect it, you are quite smart, do you know that red tarantulas are afraid of urine?"

The other party's vicious methods made Qiu Yu jealous, and under the current situation, he could only choose to show weakness and then make plans, so he said in a trembling voice: "My grandfather said that poisonous insects are afraid of urine. ”

Aunt Lan Ying smiled and said, "Your grandfather knows a lot, the wicked people have been beaten away by me, what are you still hiding under the table, come out quickly?"

"No, there are so many spiders, I'm scared. Qiu Yu's body trembled, and his face was full of fear.

"Well, then you can wait. Lan Yinggu got up and snorted coldly in her heart, it turned out to be a timid guy, so it was the best, you can be at my mercy. She walked over to the cabinet and lifted the lid of the multicolored general's jar that lay on it.

The jar was two feet high, and inside it were pickled pieces of soap-sized pieces of meat, all of which were so-called fragrant meat, or human flesh, which were bright red in color and soaked in water made of herbs, giving off a strange smell.

Lan Yinggu reached over with a knife in her hand, pricked a piece of fragrant meat with the tip of the knife, and then threw it on the ground, and she fastened the lid of the general's jar again.

Strange to say, feeling the smell of fragrant meat, dozens of red tarantulas scrambled to crawl over, stretched out their claws to hold the pieces of meat and did not let go, gathering more and more, until they turned into a terrifying red ball, and all that was exposed was disgusting fluff.

Qiu Yu under the table quietly looked over, his eyes widened, and he sighed secretly in his heart, no wonder the second uncle said that Gu magic is a must, let me try to stay away from people who can do Gu as much as possible!

Lan Jieying commanded in a coquettish voice, "Ah Da, get the red tarantula away, it's yours." She sighed secretly in her heart, alas, the red tarantula that she had worked so hard to get was so extinct!

Ah Da immediately became eyebrows and smiled, growing up in a special family, he liked two delicacies most in his life, human flesh and poisonous insects, and the red tarantula is an extremely rare thing, rich in nutrition, extremely high in protein, and has a unique taste after frying, which is extremely delicious in his eyes, and is about to lay eggs at this time, and it is the best time to eat. He was excited, and went directly to the backyard with the big hairball in his hand, and couldn't wait to light the stove, and put a lot of oil in the pot, ready to prepare the delicious food.

"Brother, the spiders have been taken, come out quickly, my sister misses you. Lan Yinggu called out again.

Now, Qiu Yu could only reluctantly crawl out from under the table, the front door of his pants had been torn, revealing the pants inside, bulging, quite manly.

Men like to pay attention to the size of women's breasts, and similarly, women also pay attention to the size of men, the reason is similar, I think it feels good when it is big, and it is especially practical!

At a glance, Lan Yinggu's eyes flashed brightly, and she snorted: "I didn't see it, Boss Qiu is a big ghost, and he has the capital to make women like it!"

Qiu Yu looked embarrassed, blushing a little embarrassed, and changed the topic: "Boss Lan's kung fu is so high, it's really amazing, it's admirable!"

"How can I do any kung fu, but I have practiced the three-legged cat style for a few years, it is not worth mentioning, Boss Qiu, please sit down, you haven't drunk tea yet." ”

Fuck you, I can't say how many eggs there are in that tea! Qiu Yu scolded hatefully in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it explicitly, "This...... I was so scared just now that I didn't have the heart to drink tea. ”

"I know, you're afraid of me under the tea, don't worry, how could my sister do that, don't believe me to drink it to you." Lan Yinggu grabbed the cup of tea poured for Qiu Yu on the table, raised her head and drank it all, and said with a smile when she put down the cup: "Look, I'm not okay yet." ”

Qiu Yu said helplessly: "Boss Lan, you misunderstood, I didn't mean that." ”

An unpredictable gaze flashed in her eyes, Lan Yinggu stared at the boy's face, and began to get down to business, "Brother, let's be honest with you, someone entrusted me to kill you, but my sister sees that you are very sensible and cute, and I can't bear to do it." ”

Qiu Yu thought for a while, smiled bitterly and said, "Are you Wen Lao Qi looking for me to kill me?"

Lan Yinggu nodded approvingly, "That's right, you are very clever, I appreciate you more and more, I really can't bear to let you die, so let's make a deal, as long as you promise me one thing, not only will I not kill you, but I will also help you deal with Wen Laoqi." ”

Qiu Yu hurriedly asked, "What kind of deal, tell me about it?"

"I heard that you have a treasure map, it seems to be a treasure, and my sister doesn't want you, just borrow it and look at it for two days, and then return it to you intact, how about it, do you see it?" Lan Yinggu's eyes flashed with expectation, compared to the treasure map, the rest were floating clouds, she must get her hands on it.

Qiu Yu looked embarrassed, "However, this picture is my ancestor, and when my grandfather passed away, I was repeatedly instructed not to let outsiders see ......"

It turns out that this picture is really in the hands of this kid, great! Lan Yinggu's eyes became brighter and brighter, as if the innocent girl saw Prince Charming, and hurriedly said: "I'm not an outsider, it's your sister, look at nothing......" She was afraid that the boy would not agree, and said: "Why don't I just be your wife, anyway, my sister has no man, since she is your daughter-in-law, she is not an outsider." ”

Nima, the old cow eats tender grass, it doesn't matter if you want to grab the treasure map, you also want to harm me, a young man in his prime! You girl is indeed outstanding, but you are the Gu King, who dares to fight with you, play and then drill a poisonous centipede out of the sewer, and bite the bird will be bad!

Qiu Yu felt a chill, and deliberately blushed and said, "No need...... I haven't thought about finding a daughter-in-law yet. ”

"Then don't you have to find it sooner or later, don't worry, my daughter-in-law will be very good to you, let you race the living immortals every day, or I'll let you play now, okay?" In order to let the kid hand over the treasure map, Lan Yinggu lifted the skirt of the batik long skirt, revealing the unconcealed graceful scenery inside.

Qiu Yu was dumbfounded, it was really a wave, he didn't wear anything inside, it turned out to be a vacuum! Fortunately, he was no longer an ignorant teenager who had just come out of the mountains, and now he had a substantial relationship with his girlfriend who was like a flower, and he could still control it. However, based on a certain idea, he deliberately looked like a junior brother, and a look of intoxication flashed in his eyes, and he exclaimed: "Sister is so beautiful!" After saying this, he himself felt disgusted.

Lan Yinggu glanced at it with silky eyes, and said coquettishly: "Then come here, whatever you want......

As if having made up a lot of determination, Qiu Yu said: "Sister, I know, you want that picture, if you really talk about it, I'll give it to you." ”

"Ah...... Okay!" Under the ecstasy, Lan Yinggu's slender hand was released, her skirt fell, and she said excitedly: "Brother, don't worry, I will definitely count my words, as long as you give me the treasure map, I will not only help you deal with Wen Laoqi, but also give you a wife, and love you for a lifetime." ”

ps: Today's first update.