"Woo-"

"It's fishy...... It's a little sour and salty, but I like it. ”

After Xu Mengrou ate some meat and rice as a base, she finally swallowed a large mouthful of caviar ceremoniously.

Take an aluminum rice spoon and scoop a large spoonful directly......

Fish fat overflowed from the corners of her mouth, and she wiped it flexibly with the tip of her tongue.

Gu Biao was directly shocked.

That's not how caviar is eaten, hey, don't you know how to eat it one by one?

And you're eating caviar, not careless ** porridge, hey!

Can you not use such a heavy comment that is easy to misunderstand, Ivy!

Although the crab paste of hairy crabs seems to be the same as that of male crabs, so theoretically, if the men's paste is squeezed out and steamed like steamed crabs, it will be as fishy as crab paste......

Maybe it can be as sour and fishy as the white tempura that is a mountain dwelling. (Baizi: Caviar is used for female fish, and Baizi is used for male fish.) I like to fry it into tempura, and it looks like a puff. ）

Gu Biao shook his head vigorously and drove out all kinds of mental complaints.

In just a few seconds, he had managed to lose interest in three otherwise beautiful foods: hairy crab, tempura, and puffs.

If you continue to think about it, you won't get anorexia.

Ren Yuqin noticed the male god's momentary stunnedness, and hurriedly poked her roommate with her elbow, asking her to comment nonsense: "You eat Xiangsven!"

Xu Mengrou also realized that she must be embarrassed, although she didn't know where she lost it, she quickly wiped her mouth and explained: "Anyway, it's delicious, I like it very much~ Qinqin, you can eat it too." ”

Ren Yuqin learned from Gu Wei's appearance, picked a few with chopsticks, tasted them carefully, and then said some elegant and noble words, although they were also pretended.

Gu Biao smiled and explained: "This thing costs dozens of rubles a can - so it's not your way of eating." ”

"How much is the ruble worth?" The girl from the Faculty of Arts obviously had no idea about foreign exchange rates.

Gu Wei: "The average income of Soviet workers is only one or two hundred rubles, so this can is equivalent to a week's salary of ordinary workers." ”

"What about us?" Xu Mengrou continued to ask.

Gu Biao cruelly revealed the truth: "It's probably more than 100 yuan - this can is nearly two catties, enough for you to exchange for 100 catties of black market pork that doesn't need meat tickets." ”

One pound can be exchanged for fifty pounds.

Xu Mengrou's hands trembled, as if she had been burned by a soldering iron, and immediately asked eagerly with empathy: "Then you can't find a way to change it to 100 catties of pork?"

Even the roommate next to him couldn't help but laugh, and pushed her shyly: "Xiaorou, can you have a little talent! This is Senior Gu's thing, he must be tired of eating meat." You don't have to laugh at what you say. ”

In order to alleviate the embarrassment, she also keenly grasped the details in Gu Biao's words and tried to crook the building:

"Senior Gu, listen to what you just meant, the ruble can be exchanged for three yuan against the yuan, so isn't the average monthly income of the Soviet repair workers equivalent to 500 yuan? With us, it is nearly ten times that of us? This is different from what the book says. ”

It's a pity that it's too late for Ren Yuqin to stop and crook the building.

Just now, Xu Mengrou's sentence "Can you exchange this can for 100 catties of pork" shouted too loudly, and the girls at least two circles of tables next to her heard it (there were also 3 boys among the more than 20 girls).

Then the scene was like startling a nest of crows.

"What good thing? A can of pork is worth 100 pounds?"

"It's definitely bragging, how can there be such a thing. ”

"Isn't that Xu Mengrou from the Chinese department?

"That boy is so tall and white, handsome or second, he won't be a Hong Kong businessman, right? ”

"How can a Hong Kong businessman be so young, if you want me to say that at least he is also the son of a Hong Kong businessman, that kind of broad. ”

"But I didn't see anyone riding a bicycle. ”

"The bicycle is not bad, okay, who of the five boys in your class has a bicycle? Maybe it's because people who pay attention to the world love sports. ”

"Hey, I'm so angry, I'm really beautiful and do whatever I want - I hope Ren Yuqin succeeds, I'm still convinced, that kind of quiet temper is also a flower, I feel sorry for it. If it is a reckless woman like Xu Mengrou, it is purely good looking...... I'm not reconciled. ”

The last words obviously came from the mouths of some girls who were bound by the not-so-beautiful flesh and the soul of Wen Qing.

Although Xu Mengrou is very arrogant, it doesn't mean that she doesn't lose face.

After listening to those discussions, she couldn't hold back, and her face was so blushing: she obviously didn't have anything to do with Senior Gu, why did she seem to have hatred?

She made an excuse to flash people: "Qinqin, you accompany Senior Gu to eat slowly, I remember that there is something I didn't take!"

Then three or two mouthfuls finished pulling the meal, and they urinated.

Sold the roommate.

After leaving Ren Yuqin alone, the discussion really calmed down.

"I'll just say, Xu Mengrou's kind of reckless woman is just eating and drinking next to Qinqin and helping to check the gates. How could the young master of Hong Kong businessmen look at her temper. ”

"It turned out to be Ren Yuqin's object, so it's no wonder. If I were a man, I would also choose a lady, and I would speak glutinously. ”

Obviously, because she is usually more low-key and quiet, the hatred value she gets is much lower.

In this case, many normal college girls may not think so: Hmph, pretending to be a quiet goddess, isn't that all a scheming table that wants to capture and indulge? How can the hatred of the same sex for her be low?

That kind of woman can only be called a hand at fishing for men! Maybe she will even wield a hoe to dig into the corner of her girlfriend! It is better for a bold and straightforward girl to make true friends.

However, in non-normal universities, the situation is exactly the opposite.

The so-called abnormal university refers to a university with at least three times the number of female students and male students.

Because here, if you pretend to be a cold goddess, men won't notice you at all, and the first step of wanting to capture and indulge will not be realized, so it's really not a desire to indulge, but a real indulgence.

Ren Yuqin's heart was pounding, and she had never been so nervous.

Although she has met Gu Biao several times, she has been bold with roommates before, and she can give herself a psychological hint of "this is an ordinary relationship and meeting friends with texts".

Now that Xu Mengrou has run away, leaving her alone to be watched by everyone, she can only stand up the collar of her clothes, put her head on the table and bury her head in eating, and she can't let her shoulders completely block her face.

Much like a Persian cat with fluid properties on.

Ren Yuqin ate a few more spoonfuls, and couldn't stand the eyes around her, and proposed: "There are still a lot left, why don't you eat it again at night? Don't come to the cafeteria at night—you shouldn't have been here just now when you had something so valuable. ”

Gu Biao was noncommittal, but at this moment, because there were more and more girls watching, someone who knew Gu Biao finally emerged - it should be one of the more than 30 girls who danced at last year's Christmas Eve dance.

Gu Biao vaguely remembered that he was a French learner.

"Isn't this classmate Gu? rare guest, actually have time to come to us, remember me......" It was a young lady in her early 20s, and it was estimated that she also talked about new objects later, and immediately came over without seeing a bunch of blablas.

Gu Biao saw that he knew each other after all, and there was no reason to be too picky, so he took a small plate and scooped two large spoons of caviar for the other party. The girl didn't even dislike that the spoon had been eaten by Gu Biao, so she grabbed it and ate it directly.

"Wow, this is Soviet caviar. Good thing, classmate Gu, you have got a lot of foreign exchange. ”

The girls who studied French were really more knowledgeable, and a little pretending to comment a few words made a bunch of girls from the Faculty of Arts next to them gain a lot of knowledge.

The senior sister didn't forget to wipe her mouth after eating and sighed: "Xiaoqin is okay, I didn't expect you to be profound, and you finally succeeded." Alas, if I had been born three or five years late, I would have made a move earlier. ”

"Senior sister is not like this......" Ren Yuqin also wanted to explain, but found that it was futile, so she could only flee in the wilderness.

In the sixth canteen of Beijing Normal University, urban legends about Gu Biao and Ren Yuqin have spread.

……

Ren Yuqin and Gu Biao escaped from the cafeteria, and they saw Xu Mengrou carrying a long canvas bag, pacing back and forth in the distance at the door, pretending to bow their heads and wait for someone, very stupid.

"Xiaorou, what are you doing. ”

"Didn't I remember that you forgot to bring something, so I'll help you get it. Xu Mengrou thought that she had to act in a full set, and she made excuses casually, but she even knew that she was lying.

didn't know that his acting skills were so clumsy, it was completely a snake painting.

Gu Biao and Ren Yuqin couldn't help laughing.

"What did you forget to bring with Qinqin?" Gu Biao asked jokingly, he felt that Xu Mengrou must be a tease.

Xu Mengrou immediately sold her teammates: "Well, it's this guitar, last time she said, when I have the opportunity to meet you again, I must play it for you, and I will help her bring it - after Qinqin came back last year, she began to save money, and she just bought a guitar last month, saying that she would learn a little hard, and she would have a common language when she made friends with a superior person like you in the future." ”

"Xiaorou!" Ren Yuqin was anxious all of a sudden, "I haven't practiced yet!"

Ever since she went to the Christmas Eve all-night dance at the Foreign Affairs Academy, she noticed that many of the girls there were talented people — there was a live band at the dance, and there were musical instruments for everyone to play with. At that time, Ren Yuqin saw at least 20 girls who could play musical instruments.

The times have just opened, and it is normal for young women in literature and art to be envious. She saved money for half a year, bought the cheapest guitar, and wanted to practice secretly by herself, so that she could have no white contacts in the future.

But now she is far from being proficient, and she is completely blind according to the instructions and scores, and the fingering is not standard. I didn't have a chance to meet the senior sister of the music department to ask for advice.

As a result, after Xu Mengrou urinated, she lied to her, didn't this make her make a fool of herself.

"Senior Gu, it made you smile...... In fact, before I went to college, I hadn't even heard of a guitar, so you wouldn't hate me......" Ren Yuqin was about to cry.

"What's this, knowing piano, chess, calligraphy and painting is quality, isn't it hard-working? "Gu Biao is very empathetic and enlightening.

"Do you really think so?" Ren Yuqin asked suspiciously, "Don't you think that girls who know how to play the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting are very delicate?"

"Of course it's true. ”

"So, do you know any musical instruments? except for the harmonica. ”

Harmonica Ren Yuqin is also good, not for anything else, just because the harmonica is cheap.

"A little bit. Gu Biao couldn't refuse, took the guitar from Xu Mengrou's hand, and tried it slightly.

"You can't get this tone right, no wonder you can't practice. Didn't you buy a timpani?"

Ren Yuqin felt a little inferior: "There is such a thing as a timpani whistle." ”

Gu Biao thought for a while: "Then let's do it, you come with me to my place." I'll go to the music room and ask the teacher to borrow a timpani whistle to help you tune it. ”

Before Ren Yuqin could react, Xu Mengrou, who sold her teammates, had already agreed: "Okay, okay, I'll go to your school's cafeteria that night and eat up this jar of caviar." You don't have so much nasty guy gossip there. ”

Gu Biao was speechless for a while: You have just eaten enough, and your thoughts have jumped to dinner again? Are you the devil?

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(PS: I'm on Sanjiang, ask for a recommendation ticket, ask for a recommendation ticket, ask for a recommendation ticket, and ask for a book list.) This is the second update today, and the first one was released in the early morning. There is a third watch in the afternoon.

Because it is currently 417 live fans, there will be three more tomorrow and one more explosion.

In order to increase the number of clicks during the Sanjiang period, the daily updates can only be disassembled in the morning and afternoon, and if nothing else, they will be released before everyone's commuting time, so that everyone can watch when they take the car. Because if you change it twice, a certain point will only count me as one valid click, and you can have more clicks if you break it down. In fact, people like me who have a chapter of 3,000 words, it's already a loss to click, and other peers are shameless 2K files, and every update is opened for more than 6 hours. ）