Chapter 2 The Foreknowledge of the Moment and the Occasion
As soon as he heard this, the man named Brother He, his eyes lit up, he raised his hand and patted Xiao Yi's shoulder, and said with a hippie smile: "Tell me, with Brother Chao's brain, can he still threaten you?"
"Hey, it's really a slut's trick, it's cheap to the extreme!" Finding that the female demon king who was still with her hands on her waist and her beautiful eyes sweeping around and seemed to be looking for someone, Xiao Yi didn't have the idea of killing for a while, Xiao Yi took out the mobile phone in his pocket, found a certain photo, handed it to Cheng He, and said with a bitter face: "Brother Chao, that slut, said that he found the evidence of my sin of reaching out to touch Queen Mumu's buttocks, and sent this photo over." He said that if he didn't help him send flowers to Sister Lili, and by the way, there were letters and movie tickets to express his love, so he would post them on his Weibo. ”
"What, when did you kid become so bold?" Brother He reached out and took the phone, staring at the study with his eyes shining.
Sure enough, judging from the photo alone, Xiao Yat was walking on the road, talking to another man next to him, and his left arm stretched out diagonally to the ground, and his open palm seemed to be "justly" placed on the curvaceous female buttocks on the left.
"Hahaha......" Brother He watched it for a long time, laughed loudly, shook his phone and said, "Don't say it, it's really like that!"
Xiao Yi, who was embarrassed, glared at the man next to him, and shook his head helplessly and said: "This is the time I was discussing a new move with several other martial arts instructors that day, but it turned out that Sister Mu Mu happened to be nearby, and it was a completely misplaced photo! ”
"Hehe, Deng Chao, this person, has been chasing the female tyrannosaurus outside recently. Frontal no, of course, the idea is hit on your head. Who let you eat in the crew? From Director Chen to the little girl in charge of logistics, who doesn't call you, the king of dragon tricks, a brother and sister. Brother He didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, and in line with the principle that it was not his business, he said with a hippie smile.
Knowing that Brother He had bad intentions, Xiao Yi didn't bother to talk nonsense with him anymore, raised his hand and pointed to his nose and said, "Brother He, I warn you, you'd better find a way to lure Sister Lili away, so that I have a chance to escape." Otherwise, I'll go out and say that Cheng He asked me to secretly stuff flowers and courtship letters in Sister Lili's lounge!"
The man named Cheng He instantly stiffened his smile on his face, and it took a long time before he licked his lips and said, "Xiaoyi, this trick is useless." Lili is not stupid, how can she believe it. ”
"It doesn't matter if you believe it or not. Now Sister Lili is just looking for someone to be angry, I am the first, and Brother Chao is the second. If Brother Chao can't find it, you say Sister Lili, will you sprinkle your anger on the head of you, the 'Brother Chao's sworn friend'?" Xiao Yi, who seemed to have gained the upper hand with his hands around his chest, had a smug look on his face at this moment.
"Xiaoyi, this is too despicable, a manly man can't be so shameless as Brother Chao!" Cheng He, whose face was even stiffer, struggled to sit up for the last struggle.
"Didn't you learn it from you two bastards?!" Xiao Yi said angrily: "I've known you for a year, if it weren't for the wisdom and martial arts of Young Master Ben, I would have died under the 'cheap method' of your two 'cheap Dao' masters!
"Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you. Knowing that this guy in front of him really did it, Cheng He had no choice but to sneak towards the door, and said softly: "I can block it for a minute at most, you hurry up and run to the small alley on the side, otherwise you will be blocked, and when you cramp and peel your skin, your Brother He will definitely not save you!"
"Count your acquaintances, hurry up, don't rub it off!" Xiao Yi waved his arm, in the posture of a big man, urging behind Cheng He's back.
Cheng He stood up immediately and trotted all the way to Lili, who had already glared at her beautiful eyes in an instant. The man who waved his arms and had a flattering smile on his face immediately shouted: "Sister Lili, Sister Lili, I report to you, that guy Xiaoyi, just hide in the warehouse behind!"
"I'm going!" Although Xiao Yi, who stared at the star, knew that Cheng He was a lowly master, he didn't arrive first, his ability to sell his brothers was already neater than selling cabbage!
Although he really wanted to drag Cheng He in to break the corpse into thousands of pieces to vent the grief and indignation in his heart, when Xiao Yi found that in the next second, Lili had already lifted her cumbersome skirt with both hands and ran towards the warehouse where he was like the wind, all he could choose was to temporarily hold on to his own life.
Without saying a word, he immediately turned around and jumped up, jumped directly to the large equipment box stacked on the wall at the innermost end of the warehouse, and climbed from the box to the high air window like a monkey, and then had time to look back.
"Little bastard, you come down for the old lady!" Lili, who had already run into the warehouse, naturally found the monkey trying to escape for the first time, and immediately raised her jade finger and shouted in a commanding tone.
"Sister Lili, there is a wrong, and the debtor has a master! Brother Chao asked me to do it, saying that he wanted to apologize. I'm forced to be helpless, so if you want to clean up someone, go find him. Saying that, Xiao Yi had already opened the air window, and at that moment, half of his body got out of the window with both hands, and only then did he have time to say: "Brother Chao said, come to the door of the set at four o'clock in the afternoon to pick you up for dinner, and then divide him into the street! I mentally support you to eliminate harm for the people!"
"Little bastard, you come back, come back!"
In the sound of Lili's yelling and stomping, Xiao Yicai was not interested in going back to die, and immediately turned out of the window directly, just pulling on the window with one hand, and his body was already flexibly turned around. As soon as the hand was released, it easily fell directly from the four-meter-high air window directly to the small alley behind the warehouse.
Raising his hand to wipe the cold sweat on his forehead, Xiao Yi walked towards the other end leisurely, muttering in his mouth: "I thought that being a martial arts instructor would not be so much trouble, but I didn't expect that this trouble is getting more and more day by day." Well, why don't you put a sack on Brother Chao tonight and sink directly into Xiaoming Lake, otherwise, sooner or later, one day you will be tossed to death by him......"
was muttering about planning a murderous plan, when suddenly Xiao Yichen felt a red light in his eyes. In less than half a second, the familiar alley in front of me disappeared, and suddenly changed to another scene.
"Again?" Xiao Yi's sword brows furrowed, but he didn't have a scared look, and instead focused on the scene he "saw".
I saw that this was a large outdoor venue, and at this moment, a slender figure was holding the script and reading it in pieces, wandering by the wall near the distance, as if reciting the script. And at this moment, when she just turned around, the makeshift two-story shack behind her suddenly collapsed, and the graceful figure was buried in the ruins in an instant!
"Not good!" Xiao Yi's expression changed, and at this moment, his gaze had returned to normal again.