"Damn! What are you talking nonsense about, what Lao Tzu said about strong explosion is forced + explosive power, referred to as strong explosion, not that kind of strong explosion! Paralyzed you are not young anymore, how can your mind be full of unhealthy thoughts!"

Yang Xiaoqian rolled his eyes, looked at him with a look of "you are hopeless", and reprimanded him with a slap on his face.

"Gaga...... I'm sorry brother, I'm sorry, brother, I said the wrong thing, I sincerely apologize to you!"

Long Yazi's face was flushed, he nodded and apologized.

"Well, brother, what should we do with the so-called forcible violence?"

Long Yazi humbly asked.

"Hello question! Listen to Lao Tzu carefully explain it to you!"

Yang Xiaoqian nodded and said, sat on the cowhide sofa, crossed Erlang's legs, and began to teach the art of picking up girls.

"The so-called forcible is a strong action, you don't care about her cold, noble, paralyzed and rejecting people and thousands of miles away, she is pretending all this, the more respectful and polite you are to her, the more she despises you in her heart!"

"You come up directly and forcibly tear her clothes, well, remember to tear them clean, the cleaner the better, and then use your tall and strong body to force her against the wall, lean against the wall with one hand and make a 'bang' sound, so that she has nowhere to escape at all, and then stare at her eyes fiercely with your condescending fiery and affectionate eyes!

"This trick is extremely lethal, this is one of Lao Tzu's nirvana skills, paralyzing the donkey is not cool!

Yang Xiaoqian impassionedly taught him the art of picking up girls, and also stood up and danced to show him how to "wall knock".

Standing in front of him like a schoolboy and listening carefully, he was completely brainwashed and learned.

it!

Is that okay too?

How can there be a violent tear of other girls' clothes and then "wall knocking"!

Bullying people's dragon teeth is a person in the cultivation realm, who doesn't understand the "wall dong" among secular people, isn't it?

That's right!

It's bullying this old guy!

Paralyzing, who let this old guy slap our brother Qian away!

The paralyzed not only bullied this old thing, but also cleaned up Wang Xiaobei's stinky mother-in-law!

Who let that stinky woman throw our brother Qian in a pile of stinky xiang, this is the shame of our brother Qian's life!

Hey, hey, the dragon tooth was "sent" by our brother Qian to clean up the stinky mother-in-law Wang Xiaobei!

Let's wait and see, the best is yet to come!

Not far from there, Yang Xuefu and her ten sisters were still hiding over there eavesdropping, listening to their men teaching others the art of picking up girls with dragon teeth, one by one, looking at each other, a pair of beautiful hands desperately covering their small mouths, and their pretty faces were flushed, and they desperately endured that they didn't burst into laughter.

"At this time, I can guarantee that Elder Wang has been completely short-circuited in the brain by your sudden strong action, and then you can take the opportunity to kiss him hotly! Remember, you must be hot and wild until she reacts and slaps you......"

Yang Xiaoqian was fascinated by what Long Yazi listened to, and his stomach was about to burst into laughter, and he continued to speak seriously and impassionedly.

"Wait...... That one...... Brother, I interrupted, and I suddenly had a question, what if I violently attacked Xiaobei, and she violently resisted and fought with me?"

Long Yazi suddenly interjected.

"Good question!"

Yang Xiaoqian patted his thigh and said.

"Let me ask you, is it better to paralyze you or is she better?"

Yang Xiaoqian changed his thigh, crossed Erlang's legs, squinted at Long Yazi who was standing in front of him respectfully and asked.

"Of course I'm amazing, my strength in the middle stage of the god transformation will soon break through to the late stage of the god transformation, and Xiao Bei is only the strength of the early stage of the god transformation. ”

Long Yazi said truthfully.

", isn't this okay, if she fights with you, you can directly overturn her, and then continue to forcibly 'wall-knock' her, which can show your male strength even more, and the effect will be better!"

Yang Xiaoqian crossed Erlang's legs, lit another cigar, and talked eloquently with a cigar in his mouth.

"Mmmmmm, I understand, since I forcibly + violently attacked her, then I will completely do the 'strong explosion' to the end, if she fights with me, paralyze me and directly violently overturn her!"

Long Yazi nodded again and again and said with a clear face.

"Well, yes, yes, directly and violently overturn her, you must be violent, and it is best to let her see some blood!"

"Paralyzed, women have more or less masochistic tendencies, especially those beauties, often give them a little violence, it will definitely receive unexpected results, Lao Tzu is deeply experienced!"

Yang Xiaoqian was happy in his heart, and excitedly encouraged, and the laughter in his stomach was about to explode again.

"Uh-huh, I'll do what my brother taught!"

Long Yazi stood in front of him respectfully, and also smiled excitedly, and nodded in agreement.

it!

The dignified elder of the Heavenly Demon Sect, a powerful man in the middle stage of the transformation of gods, just got on the thief ship of this seventeen or eighteen-year-old stinky boy without hesitation!

Over there, Yang Xuefu and the other ten beauties listened to Yang Xiaoqian say that the beauties have a tendency to be masochistic, and he also said that he had a deep understanding, and they all felt a burst of ass pain, and they all remembered the scene of this kid violently beating his ass!

"Bah, stinky boy, you are full of nonsense, so we don't have masochistic tendencies!"

"Hmph, bad husband, it's you who have violent tendencies!"

"Husband, you're necrotic, spanking people's ass!"

……

Yang Xuefu and other beauties blushed and muttered angrily.

"Damn, what did Lao Tzu say just now? The paralysis was interrupted by you and actually forgot!"

Yang Xiaoqian sat on the big cowhide sofa with Erlang up, frowned and scratched his head and said.

Hey, hey, hey, this thing is full of nonsense, of course, I can't remember what I said.

"Oh, you talked about kissing her in a fiery and wild way until she reacted and slapped me!"

Long Yazi listened seriously, remembered clearly, and reminded respectfully.

"That's right!

Yang Xiaoqian patted his thigh and said.

"Well, I dare to guarantee that she will definitely hit this slap, hehehe, but don't be afraid, she will definitely not use all her strength on you, she will beat you to show the dignity of the beauty, because she has been half conquered by you, so you will honestly bear her slap, remember, don't dodge, you must bear it honestly!"

"This is our 'strong explosion' step, and then let's take the second step, which is "gifting"!"

"Hey, hey, hey, the 'gift-giving' link is a necessary and very important part of the pickling girl, the 'gift-giving' is good for the beauties who are coaxed on the spot, and you can even take it on the spot!

"But don't worry, the gift that Lao Tzu personally selected for you and you gave to Elder Wang will definitely be able to capture her peace of mind!"

"After the completion of 'gift-giving', let's keep up with the third part of the trilogy 'Sweet Words', remember, we must keep up, can you say sweet words?

Yang Xiaoqian continued to talk impassionedly.

……

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