Chapter 186: It's too bad to wipe your ass
(Girls' Literature) "Three taels of skullcap, two taels of boiled licorice, two taels of peony, twelve jujubes, and a bucket of water......"
After taking the recipe from Zhao Rihua's hand and scanning his eyes, Ye Feng judged that Zhao Rihua should have improved this recipe based on the skullcap soup recorded in the "Treatise on Typhoid Fever and Miscellaneous Diseases" by Zhang Zhongjing, a generation of medical saints.
The fire on the human body is mostly caused by the evil diseases of the sun and the two meridians of the young yang, and the skullcap can clear away heat, so it is used to relieve fire......
Burning licorice and jujube are sweet and soft, and can be combined with the Taiyin meridian, which can clear heat at the same time without harming the body......
White peony is sour and astringent, and the main astringent can make the fire exhaust and the medicinal effect is obtained.
After staring at Fang Zi for a moment, Ye Feng nodded slightly.
He can't help but admit that the recipe of this skullcap soup is really good, if someone has diarrhea, as long as they take the last course of treatment, they should be able to heal as before.
"Great Divine Doctor, do you see any doorways?" Seeing Ye Feng nodding there, Zhao Rihua teased.
And the graduates of Tongren Medical University who followed him also showed a look of watching a good show on their faces.
This recipe is the final product of their skullcap soup based on the skullcap soup recorded in Zhang Zhongjing's "Treatise on Typhoid Fever and Miscellaneous Diseases", which was improved after two years.
If it weren't for the problems in the clinical trial, almost all of them would have thought that the prescription was flawless.
And what is the reason for this prescription to make the elderly and children have side effects after taking it, which is also what they have been trying to study. But alas, I haven't found any clues until now.
Maybe Ye Feng is indeed a doctor, but if he can see the clues in such a short period of time, it is definitely a fool's dream.
And if he could see it, then the group of them could go and kill their heads.
"This recipe is really good......"
Ye Feng nodded casually and said with a smile: "It can be regarded as a relatively successful improvement of Zhongjingfang." It is a good prescription for patients with diarrhea. ”
"It can be seen that it is Zhong Jingfang, it seems that you are not lying, you have indeed studied medicine for a few days......"
Zhao Rihua glanced at Ye Feng with some surprise when he heard this, and after a word of appreciation, he changed his words, and was about to say that Zhongjing Fang is famous, and it is not surprising that you can see it, but before the words could be spoken, his eyes widened.
Because at this moment, Ye Feng actually held the prescription with both hands, and tore it into shredded pieces of paper with a hiss.
"What are you doing?!"
Seeing this scene, Zhao Rihua was so angry that he blew his nose and glared.
Although he is already familiar with this recipe, it doesn't matter if it is torn off by Ye Feng or not.
But tearing up the prescription prescribed by a doctor in front of him is the greatest humiliation to the doctor.
"Tear the waste paper......"
Ye Feng glanced at Zhao Rihua a little strangely and said calmly.
Rumble!
The phrase 'waste paper' came out, and the fire in Zhao Rihua's heart suddenly rushed up.
Although this recipe has side effects, it is still the work of him and these students for two years, and now it is said by Ye Feng to be waste paper, how can he accept it?!
"Why do you say that the recipe we have researched is waste paper?"
"You haven't entered the door of Ren Medical University yet, and you tear up the prescription researched by our seniors, do you want to find practice?"
Without waiting for Zhao Rihua to speak, the young and vigorous graduates behind him, who were younger than them and had long been dissatisfied with the position of medical director when they first arrived, began to talk nonsense about Ye Feng.
Especially one of the big black men, he also rolled up his sleeves, looking like he was going to do something with Ye Feng.
"Don't scare me, with your small body, ten pieces are not my opponent......"
After glancing at the big black man, Ye Feng pursed his lips disdainfully, and after half being angry, he said unhurriedly: "The recipe that has been researched can't cure the disease, but will make people sick, it's too bad to wipe the butt with toilet paper, isn't it waste paper?"
"Say it again!"
Zhao Rihua was completely angry, stepped forward, stared at Ye Feng's eyes and roared.
"Teacher, don't you have good ears?"
Ye Feng blinked, then leaned to the root of Zhao Rihua's ear, and said loudly: "Teacher, I said that the recipe you studied is too ......embarrassing to wipe your buttocks."
Zhao Rihua's whole body began to tremble, he was not seventy or eighty, how could he be deaf.
And on the contrary, he was in the prime of life, his ears were bright and clear, Ye Feng's roar in his ear shook his eardrums, and there was only one voice left in his ears-
It's too bad to wipe your ass!
"You ......"
Zhao Rihua, who was completely enraged by Ye Feng, raised his hand tremblingly, ready to give Ye Feng a slap.
"What's wrong with you, teacher? Didn't you tell me to say it again?"
Ye Feng touched his nose, with a look on his face that he didn't understand why Zhao Rihua was so angry.
"Ye Feng, don't make a fuss, quickly apologize to Professor Zhao, and then make your words clear. ”
Seeing that the atmosphere had reached a tense level, and Zhao Rihua, who had always been known for his good cultivation, was ready to start beating people, Jiang Yixue quietly pulled Ye Feng back and started a round.
"I'm not wrong, the prescription that can't cure people is that it's waste paper that isn't even as good as toilet paper......"
Ye Feng sighed, and after repeating the conclusion he had made, he saw that Zhao Rihua was so angry that he was about to find a guy to do it, so he continued unhurriedly: "The curative effect of skullcap Yiwu soup is to go to fire and stop diarrhea. But the recipe you came up with is okay for adults, but when the elderly and children drink it, not only can it not stop diarrhea, but the intestines will leak like a faucet that can't be turned off, what do you think is the use of this thing?"
As soon as he said that, Zhao Rihua, who was about to find a guy to give Ye Feng two blows, his hand trembled, and he was stunned.
He remembered that he had only told Jiang Yixue that this recipe would have side effects for the elderly and children, but he did not say what the specific side effects were.
But now, Ye Feng has broken this side effect of dysentery in one bite.
And just as Ye Feng said, those elderly and children who participated in the clinical trial were no longer diarrhea after drinking the skullcap soup, but had to run to the toilet more than a dozen times a day.
It can be seen that this recipe is from Zhongjingfang, although this is a bit of a doorway, but it is not surprising......
But it's a bit strange that you can see the side effects of the recipe at a glance, and describe it as if you saw it with your own eyes.
Especially when it comes to seeing all this, he is still an eighteen-year-old young man who can't shout 'child' too much......
Even at this moment, Zhao Rihua had a ridiculous idea in his heart-
Could it be that I am really mistaken, this little guy who can make his head explode is really a miracle doctor?!
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