Late at night, on a certain street in the capital of Myitkyina, Myanmar, two cars arched onto the curb of the road and hurriedly drove into the alley.

On the streets, most of the shops are closed, and only a few small supermarkets and small "entertainment venues" are still open. The sound of a cart door sounded in the alley, and five or six drunks staggered down, followed by two sober-looking drivers.

"Damn, it's all closed. Wang Zhanlei gasped and said.

Liu Shangen glanced down at his watch, and bared his teeth in response: "Their store is going to have a breakfast stall, and it closes early at night, so it is estimated that they will all sleep." ”

"You're giving him a call?"

Liu Shangen borrowed a little wine and said very naively: "Go, you go and pick up two stones and throw them at the door, let's scare and scare him." ”

"Why are you so bad?" Li Changliang was speechless: "He jumped out and gave you a kitchen knife, and you will be honest." ”

"Damn, we can't beat him with so many people?" Liu Shangen walked swayingly, lowered his head and picked up two small pebbles, waved his hand at Wang Zhan Lei and beckoned: "Come on, come!"

Wang Zhanlei also lowered his head when he heard the sound and picked up two stones: "I'll tell you, if he wants to do it, I'll run away." ”

"Come on, it's okay with JB. ”

In this way, a few bad boys picked up a few stones, walked to the main entrance of the hotel next to them, raised their arms and threw them at the glass on the second floor, as well as the rotating exhaust vent.

"Clank!"

After a crisp sound, everyone hid in the alley.

"Who?" shouted from the second floor, speaking in Chinese.

Everyone ignored him, stood up with a smile, shook their hands and continued to throw stones upstairs.

"Crackling!"

", who's that?" the shout sounded again, and the lights on the second floor came on.

"It's over, I'm scolding, I'm anxious," Liu Shangen bared his teeth and said, "I'm looking for a kitchen knife." ”

"Haha, you're so boring!" Wang Zhanlei scolded with a smile.

"Fuck your uncle, it's the happiest you just threw it. Li Changliang snorted.

Liu Shangen lay in the corner, craned his neck and glanced into the room and said, "Hey, he's down." Oh, I'm really carrying a kitchen knife,"

When everyone heard the sound, they looked at the restaurant, only to see a man walking in front with his hands behind his back, and two waiters behind him carrying a kitchen knife.

", hide, scare and scare him. Liu Shangen greeted him with wine, turned around and was about to go down the steps, but as soon as he turned his head, he saw a woman standing in the shadow in red clothes on the edge of the shadow of the alley, her hair was slightly scattered, and half of her face was purple and red, like a hanged ghost.

The woman saw him take a step forward.

"Oh fuck!" Liu Shangen took three steps back in fright, sat on the ground with his ass, and almost didn't fall out of his pee.

"It's quite a big person, it's not in shape, is it? What are you doing smashing my glass in the middle of the night?" the woman walked out of the shadow of the alley, and scolded in a crisp voice.

When everyone heard this, they turned around and immediately recognized the woman, and they all smiled and said hello.

"Oh, brother and sister. ”

"Hello sister-in-law. ”

“…… What is my sister-in-law doing?"

“……!”

Liu Shangen patted his buttocks and sat up from the steps, wiped his sweat and said to the woman: "What are you doing, why are you not moving?

"You're not sneaky, can I scare you?" the woman took the bag and slapped Liu Shangen vigorously: "Get out, it's not in shape." ”

Liu Shangen looked at the woman with palpitations and said, "Brother and sister, you are really getting more and more refreshing...... Oh my god, the wine woke me up. ”

"Get out of the way. The woman stepped up the steps.

"Squeak!"

The door of the hotel was pushed open, and the three men walked out, and they were all stunned when they saw everyone.

", why are you here?" asked the man with his hands behind his back with a surprised expression.

"Big pineapple, do you miss my brother?" Liu Shangen bared his teeth and walked over.

The big pineapple, with a shaven beard, a flat head, and a fat figure looked up at Liu Shangen, and immediately stretched out his left hand to push him: ", how much does this wine smell?"

"It's a birthday today, and I wanted to call you, but I thought you couldn't go, so we drank some wine and came over by ourselves. Li Changliang explained.

"Was that the rock you threw just now?" asked Big Pineapple with a smile.

"Thought, scare, scare, scare you. ”

"JB can talk nonsense, I was sleeping, I heard someone smashing the window downstairs, I thought it was those kids coming. The big pineapple greeted very happily: "Let's go, don't stand outside, hurry up and enter the house." ”

"What are you carrying in your hand?" asked Liu Shangen, stretching his neck.

The big pineapple showed a hammer and said, "Wrench." ”

"Damn, I thought it was a gun. ”

"Pure, how can I have that play. ”

“……”

As before, everyone stepped into the house.

The big pineapple opened her mouth and instructed her daughter-in-law Xu Wenjuan: "Let the master stop sleeping, get up and make a few dishes, and let's drink some." ”

Xu Wenjuan wiped her palms and said, "Don't bother the master, they have to get up early tomorrow morning to make breakfast." There are no outsiders here, so I'll do it. ”

"You're slow," Big Pineapple glared at her, "If you want to call, you'll call." ”

"Okay, okay!" Xu Wenjuan smiled helplessly, and was about to go to the bedroom.

Liu Shangen sat at the round table and immediately shouted: "Wen Juan doesn't need to be called, we are all full." They want a big pineapple, sit here and go, don't bother. ”

"Is that going to work? He hasn't laughed in almost half a month, and you see you guys are here and he's baring his teeth. Xu Wenjuan insisted on walking to the bedroom and said, "Forget it, Ming'er won't have breakfast, let the master get up and fry a few dishes." ”

Li Changliang drank tea, frowned at the big pineapple and asked, "What's the matter, why haven't you laughed for half a month?"

Big Pineapple took out a cigarette case, and while handing out cigarettes to everyone, she whispered: "It's okay, the child was sick two days ago, and I wasn't in a good mood, so it's all over." ”

"Why is the child sick? Is it serious? Damn, why don't you call me, let's go to the big hospital to have a look?!" Liu Shangen immediately asked.

"Listen to him. ”

At this moment, the little waiter from China immediately answered: "The boss is lying, in fact, it is not a child's business at all." It's Myitkyina that a few second-rate people have taken a fancy to our store, and they want to buy it to open the kiln Z hall, but they have been in trouble several times. ”

"Huh?"

When everyone heard this, they were stunned.

"Don't be foolish. Big Pineapple scolded.

"Damn, what do you say you're doing!" Liu Shangen pointed to the big pineapple, immediately took out his mobile phone, and asked the waiter, "What's that kid's name?"

The big pineapple stepped over and stopped: "Forget it, forget it, I can handle the little things myself." ”

"Don't worry, I'll call the above, those kids don't know who did it. Liu Shangen pushed away the big pineapple, looked at the waiter and asked, "What is the name of the leading child?!"

"Onnu. The waiter replied softly.

Liu Shangen walked out of the house with the phone, and stayed for less than five minutes before returning with a smile: "It's okay." ”

"You're a real man. Li Changliang pointed to the big pineapple and said, "You don't want to clean them up, won't it be solved by giving us a call?" ”

The big pineapple smiled: "Is it normal to encounter something in life? Then if I don't know you, I can't live yet?" ”

"Come on, let's serve it first, I've got some cold dishes. Xu Wenjuan walked out with cold vegetables.

The crowd sat down.

About 20 minutes later, three dilapidated private cars came to a standstill, and more than 20 young men rushed down and entered the hotel in a hurry.

"Who's calling?!" the lead guy, dyed with a golden retriever and wearing a very punk leather coat, yelled at the crowd.