I want the radio station and TV station of Yokai Mountain to stop broadcasting spiritual food.

- Impossible, impossible.

"Uncle Hijikata, do you imagine the days when you don't eat mayonnaise? Do we girls see these eating your rice? Isn't it delicious to eat your mayonnaise-flavored good!"

Misty rain Alyssa, for women, has something to say!

"Even if it's extreme...... I can't be indifferent to it when it is used as a side dish. 」

Hijikata Shishiro complained of stomach pain and even wanted to drink two more bottles of mayonnaise to suppress the shock.

Suddenly I miss a little nostalgic for the days when I was still in the real selection group that year.

The Shinsengumi were an armed police force under the shogunate, tasked with protecting Edo and eradicating the samurai.

So can't help nicotine and can't help how good mayonnaise is!

Conversely, eating public meals can be used to ban other contraband.

Of course...... RPGs coming from behind you should be especially careful.

How many RPGs does that guy Okita have?

Speaking of Okita.

"Well, something seems to have happened to me lately. 」

Suddenly.

Hijikata rubbed his chin with a somewhat troubled expression.

"First of all, it's definitely not what you think, especially Alyssa, don't mess with me. 」

I can make Hijikata Shishiro explain it so carefully and repeatedly.

It must be a big deal.

"I dreamed that it was always long, and it seemed to be in the original world. 」

Alyssa almost snorted vapor through her nose.

"You still say you're not Lanlan!"

"Is even the Misty Rain Group dangerous......

Shao An silently took a few steps back, it was time to ask Kappa to build the legendary kitchenware.

With the legendary kitchenware, you may be able to make the cuisine of the gods, and the mayonnaise rotten monster is possible.

"Hey, hey!" Hijikata tugged at the corners of his mouth, "I mean literally, I feel like I'm back in the world from a dream...... Is there a youkai in Gensokyo that controls dreams?"

Yes.

Hijikata Shishang.

V-shaped bangs, short black hair with a slight green, and those blue eyes occasionally dilated due to emotional excitement.

It is said that in order to escape from a certain mosquito celestial, he scurried around and drilled around, and ended up drilling into a time machine...... Finally got into Gensokyo, a stupid real selection group deputy leader.。

"Over the years, as soon as I slept, I would return to my original world. 」

Just go back to the original world.

I will actually see Daddy Wuyu, that is, the chief chief.

And when I just went back, because I stayed in the fog and rain group for too long, that kind of extreme temperament......

was thought to have changed his personality by Kondo's boss, and he thought he was possessed by a possessed celestial.

I was bombarded by Okita a few more RPGs and chased and slashed a few times.

Until he took a breath, gulped down a few bowls of mayonnaise rice bowls (dog food), and smoked a lot of cigarettes.

Only then did the True Selection Group understand that it was not possessed by heaven and man, but it was just a temporary brain pump.

"Who's brain-pumping, ahhh 」

"Which guy is getting me?"

Hijikata Shishang.

From the world of Gintama, as for ten years?

Well...... Don't have the right attitude towards time in the world of comics, like Conan, who never gets old, who never gets old, who never ends Christmas, and evolves from a touch-phone phone to a touch-screen phone.

And even if there is more Aoi Nohara Shinnosuke who is still in kindergarten, how many summer vacations and theater versions have been experienced during this period.

There's nothing wrong with that.

Comparative...... Where did the view of time come from in the world of Gintama?

Speaking of which.

"Uncle Hijikata said that, and I don't know who got you. 」

Alyssa scratched her cheeks.

"There may be many youkai who can manipulate dreams, and even gods, but if you can let dreams penetrate to the world of Uncle Hijikata, even Grandma Zi can't do it. 」

"However, there is definitely a special reason for Uncle Hijikata to return to his original world. 」

The purpose of changing the rune card barrage system is to allow Gensokyo to accumulate power.

In order to maintain the mechanism of accumulating strength.

Yakumo Murasaki also doesn't spend extra strength to allow others to travel to other worlds.

As for Yumemi Okazaki...... Stop dumping the pot on her.

But this thing.

It must have something to do with those big guys in Gensokyo.

But what worries Alyssa the most is that.

"Uncle Hijikata said that grandpa is in Uncle Hijikata's original world, and that one is called Gintama?"

"yes. 」

Hijikata lit a cigarette with a lighter in the shape of mayonnaise.

"It's weird, but there's my partner and ...... in that world."

There is also a three-leaf tree, Okita three-leaf leaves.

In the dojo where Hijikata stayed when he was young, Okita Sogo's sister.

She is gentle, loves to laugh, and loves earth...... but he was weak and suffering from lung disease.

"Yes, once a man has a sword, he must give an account. 」

The triangular eyes of the earth contain a gentleness that cannot be dissolved.

When you see this look, you understand.

Alyssa, tugging at the corners of her mouth.

"Actually...... It's a woman, disillusioned. 」

"Don't pull it over there every time! Sanye is a good woman! Your little head, I'll go to sleep and escape reality decisively (to Gintama) to sue the chief!"

"It's too cunning, Uncle Hijikata at least took me to run away too! I also want to see who Aunt Mitsuha is. 」

Alyssa was dissatisfied that such a funny thing was actually played alone.

"Well, that's right...... Sanye will probably like you, this ghostly boy.。 」

Hijikata spat out a smoke ring.

"Next time, I will definitely ask you to go with me, and then I will carry you to the chief to correct the three views—"

Hijikata reacted quickly and complained.

"Hey, how can you bring people by sleeping to escape reality (to Gintama)!"

"I sleep with Uncle Hijikata?"

Alyssa smiled sweetly.

That kind of little devil's smile made Hijikata and Shao'an fight furious from the bottom of their hearts.

"You're trying to frame me, right, you're trying to kill me in Gensokyo and become the head of the Misty Rain Group, right?"

"Nan Wusan. Shao An clasped his palms together, and sure enough, it was right to become the assistant to the chief.

At least don't worry about getting killed.

Gensokyo has the hardest background is this little guy.

I can't afford to provoke it.

"Hey...... DA☆ZE。 」

Foggy Rain Alyssa laughed heartily, sure enough, there was something troubled in her heart, everyone in the Fog Rain group was very trustworthy.

"Uncle Hijikata's world must be interesting, and Uncle Hijikata's situation is very similar to the theater anime I watched recently. 」

"Hmph, kid, as a real man with mayonnaise, this thing is animated...... Don't make noise in the village. 」

Hijikata Shishiro pursed his lips and patted the demon sword village Asa who was shouting on his waist.

Yes.

There is a certain personality in the demon knife village hemp yarn, commonly known as the house fourteen.

Ever since returning to Gintama from a dream, this demon knife has awakened to this strange ability.

All in all, it's okay in Gensokyo, there are no extra house items.

In the world of Gintama, Hijikata Shiro was almost driven crazy by Otakushi.

But since I've heard the anime in Gensokyo.

In order to avoid chaos in the house fourteen.

Hijikata still has to ask.

"Ahem...... I'm going back to the Fog and Rain Group to ban him, you two don't stare at me with these eyes. 」

Foggy and rainy Alyssa and Shao An used a kind of "so you are such a fourteen" look.

One way or another.

Alyssa said quietly.

"—your name. 」

"The three years in Uncle Hijikata's mouth, and the three leaves, and the dream back to the body. 」

"It's been prescribed, hero!"

Moments of that.

The inspiration for victory appeared.

From the encounter of Hijikata Shisaro.

An electric current ran through Alyssa's brain.

That is the inspiration of victory, the law of victory.

Enough to defeat the victory chance of Fog and Rain 23.

Alyssa pulled out the gossip stove and smiled.

"The Law of Victory...... It's decided!"

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First of all, I will explain to you that I estimate that I will go on a business trip on the 14th ~ 19th, and I will have a business trip for 6 days, and I don't have a computer in my hand, so correspondingly, I may not update it (see the company's business trip time), which may be forgiven me.

I've been working hard lately, and I haven't played monster hunting for two days (PS4, it's already 700 games of big sword old ass), so I didn't have a negative slack (tongue curl) in writing articles.

I really wanted to write the theatrical version of "Your Name, Gintama Version" of Hijikata.

It's been a long time since I've asked for leave, and of course I may not have written a story this time (cover my face)