My name is Xiaojin, I just graduated from college for 2 years, and I am an ordinary office worker in a small town in the south. The clothes are ordinary, the facial features are upright, but a little powdery, sexy, dignified, after all, it is a graduate of 985 schools, and I have read so many books, but I still haven't farted anymore, and there is still a little bit of loss in terms of temperament. Since childhood, he has been the hope of the village, his parents worked outside to make money, sent people under the fence, took turns eating at his uncle's aunt's house and grandmother's house, and grew up alone in his own five-story house. I don't know if the world feels like I exist, but when I was a child, I was helpless, and I didn't feel much about the world, I only knew that those male classmates were very bad, liked to coax, and sometimes said obscene words, and the rest of the whole world was survival, and when I grew up, I flew away, and left here, leaving these male classmates who didn't know how to respect themselves, and leaving these superficial and jealous female classmates.

Now that I have grown up, I came to the city where my parents worked, found a job with good salary, and lived alone in a 150-square-meter house on the outskirts of the city that my parents bought. Yifei is my hair younger, half a year older than me, her house is diagonally opposite my house, we learned boxing together, and then she changed to taekwondo. Now he is a teacher in a children's taekwondo gym, nicknamed Teacher Xiong. She is a representative of the optimists, we are both single in the womb, and we call ourselves fairies who don't need love.

I drove to work every day, came home from work, and most of the time I stayed in front of my bedroom window, looking at the sky, and seeing what the occupants of each floor of the house across from me were doing. I call myself a thief in the shadows. Actually, I don't want to be a thief, I want to be a hero.

Every night, I would make myself a glass of milk, sit on the couch, and watch a TV series. My favorite theme is ancient costumes, and the characters that attract me the most are those heroines who are chivalrous and righteous, wandering the rivers and lakes, with long sleeves and fluttering water, dragonflies and water, and when they fly over the water with a sword on the water, they seem to be the heroine, chivalrous and righteous, with bright swords in both hands, fluttering in white, and is a revered hero. But in reality, I'm a coward, I'm afraid of vampire bats, I'm afraid of the teenager Bao Qingtian, I'm afraid of the broken corpse in the red spider, I'm afraid of going to the toilet alone, I'm afraid of sleeping in bed alone with my eyes closed and I don't dare to move, but I still finished these things by myself and finished reading it.

I've been learning boxing since I was a kid to think that one day I'm going to do chivalry, but it's not going to be useful. But my master taught me more useful skills, taught me to open all kinds of locks, and taught me how to climb walls and windows. My master is Hu Yifei's father, and he is also my father's sworn brother, I don't know how they met, they have seven or eight sworn brothers together, and they will bring each other's families and visit each other every year. When I was a child, I heard that my master seemed to have been a thief when he was young, and his reputation was very bad, and he worked in prison in their local area for many years. When I was a child, I liked my master the most, and he would always buy me good food and then give me a few dollars of pocket money. I envy Hu Yifei for having such a good father. It's not because he's generous, it's funny. Every once in a while, he would take us on an expedition. But I'm also scared of him, because he grabbed me by the handle and hit me stealing something from the supermarket. One is that I don't have money, but if I can get it for nothing, I have to try to do it without spending money, mechanical pencils, beautiful little books, car toys, and trinkets. The thrilling endlessly, I can't wait to have 8 eyes to beware of being bumped by classmates, and the process of being bumped by the clerk is really enjoyable and exciting, and the key is to rarely miss. As soon as he missed, he was planted in his hands. Fortunately, he didn't tell my father, but accepted me as his apprentice.

When I was a child, I always took Hu Yifei and I to other people's homes to "explore", and I was found a few times, and there were many idlers gossiping, and our small place naturally couldn't stay, and I was forced to keep a certain distance from Hu Yifei. So after Hu Yifei graduated from primary school, my master moved, came to the city to sell pork, and opened a chain pork shop, called Yijiaxian, specializing in healthy pork without antibiotics and hormones, and now others call him Mr. Hu. However, he was forced to come to the city, a very nostalgic person, the house in his hometown has not been sold, no matter how big the business is, every year for the New Year, their family will still go back to their hometown for the New Year. Every month or two, I would go to Hu Yifei for our "adventure". Tonight is the day of our "adventure".

The residents on the 8th floor opposite my house, I have been observing for more than a month, they are a family of four, my mother works in a shopping mall in the city, looking at the dress, maybe a brand shopping guide or something, my father is often not at home, I have appeared at home once in this month, I have a dinner and left, and there is a son, a daughter, all in college, will come back to live on the weekend. We chose 1 p.m. as the best time to do it, when no one was home. The two of us went to their house without any problems.