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When I walked into the outpatient room, I saw that the white cat had jumped on one sofa and said to the other: "Just sit down." ”
Matcha sat on the sofa a little uneasily, and the white cat doctor looked at the form and said, "Elizabeth, right? Three years old, orange cat, no surgery, huh?"
The white cat doctor said, "Why didn't you fill in this here? How many babies is this? Have you had a miscarriage before?"
Matcha's head was almost buried in the chrysanthemum, and the shame and embarrassment on his face were almost to the limit, and it wasn't until the other party asked again that he gritted his teeth and said, "The first ...... The first child, which I have never given birth to before. ”
Doctor White Cat asked again, "How many months?"
“...... I ......" Matcha said shamefully, "1...... Wrong...... About half a day?"
The white cat doctor's face turned cloudy, and he said, "What are you kidding, how do you know you're pregnant for half a day?" He sighed and said with disdain: "You little female cats, you are too indulgent now, you don't even know when you are pregnant, what about the child's father?"
Matcha covered her face and collapsed, "No, right? There should be no father." ”
"I don't even know who the child's father is. Bai Mao let out a long sigh and shook his head: "You guys...... Alas, I really don't care about my body. ”
Matcha rubbed her palms and said, "Can that drain?"
Doctor White Cat pondered for a moment and said, "I still have to see the situation specifically, but are you sure? After all, he is also a small life, and if he is born as a super cat, then he is wise." ”
Matcha hesitated for a moment, then shook her head the next moment and said, "I...... I'm going to do it anyway. ”
The white cat nodded, rubbed his paws and said, "Then this ......"
Matcha rolled her eyes: "How much do you want?"
White Cat: "We save the cat boy without bullying, the price has always been clearly marked, I do it myself, and it costs a thousand yuan." ”
"A thousand?" said Matcha Fried Hair, "Why don't you grab it?"
The white cat stretched out its paws disdainfully and said, "Do you know what this is?"
"What?"
"This is Jianghai's No. 1 gynecological holy hand. The white cat said proudly: "Don't look at me here to look in tatters, we are super cats, and using superpowers to do surgery is much more reliable than those human hospitals outside." There are many cats that have come to me for treatment, and there is not a single one that has not been cured. ”
"Really?"
White Cat: "Of course it's true, you she-cat is really, haven't you even heard of my name? ”
Matcha said helplessly: "Can it be cheaper? I'm just an ordinary working girl with no money, and I really don't have much money to work in Jianghai from the countryside." ”
"No money, no surgery. The white cat glanced at the matcha impatiently and said, "My price is fair enough, if you are too expensive, please ask for another skill." ”
Matcha sighed, "Okay, okay, I see." ”
"Pay first, then operate. ”
Seeing that the matcha had finished paying, Dr. White Cat smiled and said, "Okay, I'll arrange it." ”
With that, the white cat doctor walked to the door again, stuck his head out of the outpatient clinic and shouted, "Xiaomeng, come in!"
The cat nurse at the front desk walked in, and the white cat doctor introduced, "This is Nurse Xiaomeng, she is here to help you do the examination." ”
Matcha said suspiciously, "She does a check-up?"
"Don't underestimate her!" Doctor White Cat said, "Nurse Xiaomeng has the superpower of perspective, you see ......"
I saw the super cat Xiaomeng's eyes glare, the yellow cat's eyes instantly dilated, turning into pitch black, and the green tendons jumped up near her eyes, looking very difficult.
Doctor White Cat: "Xiaomeng's perspective ability can freely control the scope, degree, and direction of perspective, and even screen the supervisor, which can be called a humanoid B-ultrasound X-ray machine!"
Combined with her level 10 sketching skills, it's like a cat can top the entire radiology department!"
I saw Xiaomeng staring at matcha while holding a pencil in her mouth, holding the pencil with a pair of paws, the pencil danced quickly, and the sketches in the matcha stomach were drawn like prints.
"It's amazing!" Matcha's eyes lit up for a moment, and the next moment she immediately covered her face, and shouted wildly in her heart: "This guy has perspective eyes, doesn't he even see my appearance?"
The white cat said: "Don't worry, we are all professionals, we will never look at places that shouldn't be seen, she just looked at your belly, this is the principle." ”
Matcha nodded, but still refused to let go of the paw that was covering her face.
The white cat looked at Xiao Meng's sketch results and nodded: "Well, you should be in a state of being pregnant for a few weeks, right? Ordinary human doctors really can't operate on you, but it's too simple for me." ”
Apparently Doom Day's ability to force pregnancy accelerates matcha's pregnancy time, making the white cat feel like it's been a few weeks pregnant after seeing what's going on inside.
I saw the white cat clasp his paws together and snorted softly, rows of surgical instruments appeared in the void, and an operating table slowly rose under the matcha, allowing him to lie on it.
With the white cat's thoughts, various surgical instruments automatically operated.
"Elizabeth, I'm going to do it, don't worry, soon, the anesthetic won't be used. ”
Matcha looked at the cold surgical instruments that were approaching her little by little, and suddenly said, "Wait a minute." ”
"What's wrong?"
"Nurse Meng, can you show me your sketches?"
Looking at Xiaomeng's portrait and looking at the scene in his stomach, Matcha suddenly said, "I'll ...... again Think about it. After speaking, he didn't care about the reaction of the two cats, and stopped when he started directly, and disappeared into the operating room.
The white cat shook his head and sighed, "Reluctant?"
As soon as Matcha walked out of the underground clinic, she slapped the wall in anger: "Damn...... I'm so afraid of the pain, I don't dare to have surgery, what should I do...... What the hell should I do?"
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Somewhere in the command room of the American Star Cat.
Steve looked at the scene in front of him with an angry expression.
Just ten minutes ago, the entire American Internet became a sensation, and the body of the Statue of Liberty was carved from head to toe by an unknown force.
'Hand over Destruction Day by 12 a.m. today, or I'll tear down the White House.' ’
"It's arrogant! It's arrogant!" Steve almost burst his lungs when he saw the words. Although he is a high-level star cat, he is also an authentic American.
As the strongest country in the world, when did someone hit him in the face like this.
At this moment, this sentence on the Statue of Liberty has detonated the entire American network, and countless people have focused their attention on the White House at twelve o'clock in the night, wondering if what will happen.
Just when Steve felt angry when he saw the engraved Statue of Liberty, the assistant on the side nervously handed over the satellite phone: "My lord, it's the president's phone." ”
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