Chapter 1675: What Are They Doing?
I...... This was an accident...... Ah......h
"Ah...... He is not Zhou Wei...... He's a south wind?"
At this moment, the mask on the face of the group of actors suddenly fell off, revealing a familiar face, and someone immediately exclaimed.
"Nanfeng? Why are you again? Bastard, who promised me just now? Come on, drag this kid out of here! Made! You kid is definitely here to make trouble...... Wow...... Hurry up, this kid dares to get close to the crew again, and I'll break both of his legs!"
Sha Wen saw that the mask fell down, and it was really the south wind, so angry that he couldn't help but step forward and kick the south wind a few times.
I already found out that the actions of this group of actors were weird, but I really didn't expect that this kid Nanfeng was doing something again.
"Made, get out of the way, I'm going to kick this kid's balls!"
Zhang Yun stood up with tears in his eyes, no matter who Nanfeng was, if he dared to sneak attack his balls, he was looking for death.
"Don't kick me, or you'll regret it...... It was an accident just now, I really didn't mean it!" Nanfeng shouted anxiously, this misunderstanding was big, he really didn't deliberately hurt Zhang Yun.
The purpose of Nanfeng is actually to retrieve his pet, the centipede.
Speaking of which, Zhang Yun is also unlucky enough. Nanfeng accidentally let the pet fall off his body, and the lid of the box containing it was knocked over, and he ran out.
The centipede raised by the south wind is not an ordinary centipede, although it will not kill a person if it bites, but the problem is not small. When Nanfeng found out, he wanted to catch it, so he put on a group performance and took advantage of the chaos to catch the centipede!
Luckily, Nanfeng was caught, although the process was a little tortuous, Zhang Yun almost died on the city gate because of this centipede, but he still caught it when he didn't know it and the ghost didn't know it.
"Regret Nima! If I don't kick you to death, then I really regret it! Hmph!"
Zhang Yun was furious, if he didn't kick back and kicked Nanfeng half of his body, Zhang Yun wouldn't be a man!
Syllable!
"Ahh
Click! uh, my legs are broken, and when did I get so bad?
Zhang Yunren froze for a moment, feeling as if he had kicked something off, and seemed to have a new understanding of the explosiveness of his leg!
"Zhang Yun, don't move! Don't move while standing! Come on with agility, be careful not to alarm it!"
When Zhang Yun was still immersed in the memory of his sharp kick just now, he was suddenly awakened by Sha Wen's exclamation.
"What don't you move......? How did it get here? Quick, come on, help me get rid of it...... It...... It's going to climb up, it's not going to be poisonous, is it?"
Zhang Yunzheng was puzzled why Sha Wen wanted him to stand and not move, only to find that there was a red and black thing hanging from his foot. Looking at it intently, Zhang Yun almost scared his soul out, wasn't this long thing the centipede that had been lost? How did it run up to its own feet? What's worse is that it was still moving, crawling into it along Zhang Yun's trouser legs.
What it was like to be grabbed by dozens of legs, or even hundreds of legs, at the same time, Zhang Yun felt it at this time, as if it was crawling in his heart. The terrible thing is that no one can be sure whether this centipede is poisonous or not, and if it is bitten, it will be poisoned to death.
Zhang Yun wanted to shake his legs to get rid of it, but he was afraid that he would stimulate the centipede, and it would be miserable if he bit it. But it was crawling up his thighs and into his pants, so anxious that Zhang Yun was about to cry.
"I'm coming! I used to learn how to catch snakes from a master, and I should be okay with this kind of poison! Brother Yun, don't move, if you want to move, it will feel threatened, and if you think you are attacking it, it will bite you. ”
One person in the crowd stood up and offered to help Zhang Yun catch the centipede, with full confidence in his tone.
Zhang Yun is currently a popular student, and as a group performer, he also has a dream in his heart, and he cherishes every opportunity to climb up. This can help Zhang Yun catch the centipede, and in front of everyone, I believe that Zhang Yun will definitely write it down.
"Uh, no nonsense, why don't you hurry up? It came running up again, hurry, hurry up and help me get rid of it...... Ahh......h
Zhang Yun didn't dare to move when he heard this, and half of his body stiffened, for fear that because of his own movement, he would anger the centipede. But he could feel that the centipede was climbing higher and higher, and it was almost climbing to the thigh, and Zhang Yun was even more panicked.
"You can catch snakes, so catching centipedes should not be a problem! If you have any requirements, say it quickly, I only have one request, then we must ensure Zhang Yun's safety! Hurry up!" If he is bitten to death by a centipede, let alone filming, even Chauvin's current temporary director and cinematographer will be unlucky.
"Oh, then, Brother Yun, I'm going to offend!"
The ensemble actor took a deep breath nervously and walked over to the belt that unbuttoned Zhang Yun's pants.
"Ahh
How can this be reasonable, this guy shouldn't be a pervert, right? In front of so many people, you come to take off my pants? I, Zhang Yun, also have a head and a face, but I am not a casual person as you think.
I asked you to catch centipedes, but I didn't let you take off my pants!
"Brother Yun, you have to believe me, don't move, it's okay! Okay, it's okay if you don't take it off! Then I'll reach out from above and grab this centipede, Brother Yun, please pull your pants apart a little, I'll reach in and grab it!"
So, he chose a compromise and a more dangerous way, he wanted to take a risk and directly reached into Zhang Yun's pants to catch the centipede.
"Uh...... Then you hurry up, it's, it's climbing up again...... Did you see that......? It's still crawling, hurry!"
Zhang Yun wanted to refuse, but the centipede had already crawled to his inner thighs, and seeing that this posture was still going up, Zhang Yun had to give in. I don't care about the problem of losing face, I just want to get this centipede off his thigh as soon as possible.
Even, Zhang Yun took the initiative to untie the belt of the costume and reached out to pull his pants open, just to make the centipede disappear from his thighs as quickly as possible.
Those who knew what Zhang Yun and the two of them were doing might not have felt anything, but the pedestrians who had just passed by next to him were really blinded when they saw the two men doing such embarrassing actions in public. What is a man trying to do when he reaches inside another man's crotch?
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