Chapter 1260: A fart cures the disease

Yang Xiaoqian hadn't said a word to the rogue school doctor since he appeared, so he kicked him in the face and flew out.

"Ah......h

The rogue school doctor screamed miserably, slammed into the wall, and bounced back, a vicious dog eating Xiang on the ground, and wailing like a pig.

"Little brute, you dare to commit murder to Lao Tzu, you are finished, do you know who Lao Tzu is? Let me tell you the truth, I am Principal Huang's cousin! You wait for me, I will make you pay a heavy price!"

The rogue school doctor was kicked beyond recognition, wailed a few times, got up and opened the door and stumbled out to complain to the principal.

Yang Xiaoqian and Yu Ruochen glanced at each other, only then did they know that this old prostitute was Principal Huang's cousin, no wonder he dared to be so unscrupulous, and he didn't know how many girls were bullied by him.

"Hee-hee-hee, the old whore is going to be unlucky!"

Yu Ruochen gloated, and was very much looking forward to the old prostitute calling Principal Huang to see Yang Xiaoqian's appearance.

She knows how awesome Yang Xiaoqian is, not to mention kicking in the face of the old lewd, even kicking in the face of Principal Huang, and Principal Huang doesn't dare to fart in front of this kid!

"Hey, Ruochen, long time no see, okay?"

Yang Xiaoqian sat on the edge of her bed, covered her with the quilt that was lifted by the rogue school doctor just now, looked at her with a smile, pinched her face and asked.

Yu Ruochen is fair-skinned and beautiful, tall, very classical, and looks like a beautiful lady in ancient calligraphy and painting, although her appearance and figure are not as good as her eleven goddess-level beautiful wives, her temperament is not inferior to them.

Although Yang Xiaoqian is lustful, the taste of this product is getting higher and higher, and it is really difficult for ordinary beautiful girls to get into his eyes, otherwise he would have gotten his hands on this ancient lady-like girl.

He feels like Yu Ruochen is like Xu Xiaomi, he has a kind of family-like feeling, and he often makes some colored jokes with her, but if he accepts her as his own woman, then he won't do it.

In fact, Yu Ruochen has never expressed his liking for the love between men and women, and has always treated him like a buddy, unlike Xu Xiaomi, who is infatuated with him and wants to be his woman in his dreams.

Hey, hey, although this kid is infinitely charming and has fierce peach luck, not all beauties will fall under his pomegranate pants.

It can't be all good things to be his, and the spicy appearance is too unreasonable.

"Hmph, what's the matter, don't you see people catch a cold? I was almost insulted by the old whore just now! Take away your broken hands, men and women are not allowed to kiss, and they are not allowed to touch others! You kid is a little pervert, don't think I don't know!"

Yu Ruochenqiao's face was slightly red, she didn't want to give him a bad look, reprimanded, and reached out to open his hand.

"I'll go, we're relatives, I'm your cousin-in-law, you just talk about me? What little pervert, how ugly, I'm a serious young man, you call me a pervert and be careful I'll beat you!"

Yang Xiaoqian was not happy, and sank his face to reprimand.

"Poof...... Giggle...... Giggle...... You want to laugh at me, hmph, don't think I don't know who you are, you told me all those despicable and shameless things, Sister Rourou and Sister Xiaobei...... Ahem...... Ahem......"

Yu Ruochen giggled non-stop, causing a cough, and her pretty face was flushed, and she almost threw up.

"Damn, what are you laughing at, lie down honestly and I'll treat you!"

Yang Xiaoqian's old face flushed, glared at her and said.

"This gentle and Xiaobei, especially ruining your husband's reputation in front of others, look at how I clean you up!"

Yang Xiaoqian muttered.

Hey, hey, this thing didn't expect Ye Rou and Ma Xiaobei to ruin his reputation in front of Yu Ruochen.

The reason is very simple, Yu Ruochen is a big beauty, Yang Xiaoqian is lustful, Ye Rou and Ma Xiaobei are worried that Yang Xiaoqian will take Yu Ruochen away, and intentionally or unintentionally ruin her husband's reputation.

"Cut, will you cure the disease? Don't be kidding, big brother, what else will you do except for picking up girls and fighting? I have a very bad cold and fever this time, and I haven't recovered after three days of infusion, don't be foolish anymore, when we finish watching the excitement of the old prostitute, I will thank you very much if you send me to the hospital!"

"Hey, the final exam is tomorrow, and it looks like I'm going to fail the exam in this state!"

Yu Ruochen coughed for a long time before stopping, and looked at Yang Xiaoqian with a look of disbelief and said.

After all, she and this kid have only been together for a short time, and they only know that he is lustful and strong in martial arts, but they don't know much about other abilities.

"Cut, you look down on people too much, right? Rourou and Xiao Beiguang told you that I was a pervert, didn't they say that their husband's medical skills were better than Hua Tuo and Bian Que?

Yang Xiaoqian said with an unhappy face.

"Giggle...... Giggle...... × better than Hua Tuo and Bian Que? Big brother, I also found that you have a very remarkable ability, that is, the ability to brag!"

Yu Ruochen chuckled.

"Hmph, I finally know why my cousin, Rourou, and Xiaobei fell in love with you, a little pervert, you must have bragged and deceived them!"

Yu Ruochen's pretty face suddenly sank, and he pointed at his nose and reprimanded.

"Xiao Ruochen, you really don't believe that I can cure you with a fart?"

Yang Xiaoqian squinted at her and said.

"you, how do you talk, you're so disgusting, I don't even believe it!"

Yang Xiaoqian hasn't farted yet, Yu Ruochen frowned and covered his nose and scolded.

"Do you dare to bet?"

Yang Xiaoqian had a gambling addiction.

"Who bets with you, okay, okay, I don't have time to go crazy with you, I'm uncomfortable to death, you don't have to say a few words, it is estimated that the old prostitute will come soon with Principal Huang, let's wait and see the excitement!"

Yu Ruochen let go of his hand and said with a frown.

"Hey, hey, hey......"

Yang Xiaoqian suddenly stood up and turned around, her ass was facing her face, and she turned around with a lewd smile.

"Yang Xiaoqian, what do you want to do?"

Yu Ruochen was startled, afraid that he would really fart, and the hand that had already released his nose was about to pinch his nose again.

Hey, hey, it's too late to pinch!

"Bang!"

What a big fart!

A stinking and powerful air flow dried up on the faces of other beauties!

it!

I actually farted at the face of other beautiful women!

It's time to be dragged out and shot!

"Yang Xiaoqian, you bastard...... I'll kill you...... Forehead cough...... Forehead cough...... Ahem...... Vomit ...... Tutu ......"

Yu Ruochen was choked by this stinky big fart, and even coughed and tears came out, and almost vomited.

"Hey, what's wrong with me, why do I feel so comfortable and strong?"

Yu Ruochen suddenly felt very comfortable with warmth all over his body, and he also felt that he still had inexhaustible strength in his body.

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