"Okay, okay, Lao Ji, don't hang the bookbag, make it clear, what does it mean!"

As soon as Ji Xiaolan was halfway through his words, He Kun couldn't help but shout at him, he understood the classic ancient sayings, but this self-created ancient text, who would talk like this on weekdays?

Ji Xiaolan ignored him, and read the story she wrote on paper carefully.

He Kun patiently heard the end, and then smiled: "This is roughly saying that a dragon has brought disaster to an old man?" Haha, Lao Ji, I didn't say you, a merry and talented man, you are really debauched! Come on, explain it well, this story is fun......

"Then I'll tell you about it. ”

Ji Xiaolan had an inexplicable smile on her face: "Ponies, calves, sometimes have scales and horns, some people say that this is the product of combining with dragons."

Women have been sleeping in the open, and there have been instances of copulation with these species.

My uncle, Ma's family, had an old tenant in his sixties, and when he was walking alone, he encountered a thunderstorm, and suddenly a dragon stretched out its claws and pressed on his hat.

The tenant thought he was going to be condemned by heaven, and he was so frightened that he fell.

Sensing the dragon tearing his pants, he thought he was going to be stripped naked and punished.

Unexpectedly, the dragon turned over his body and stabbed him!

Dodging slightly, the dragon roared, teeth rubbing against his head.

The tenants were afraid of being eaten by the dragon, and did not dare to move, until a quarter of an hour or two later, the dragon thundered and left.

Only the old tenant was left moaning and groaning on the ridge, covered in dragon-smelling saliva water, but fortunately his son gave him a coat before carrying him home.

At first, I hid it from everyone, but then the wound became more and more serious, and I asked the doctor to see it before I told the story.

I wondered, there are a lot of women during the rice planting season, why do they molest a man? There are also many young shepherd boys, why do they stab an old man in his sixties? It's really incomprehensible!"

In the end, Ji Xiaolan shook her head and looked dazed, as if she was really distressed about this matter.

He Kun next to him was already dumbfounded, and it took a long time before he gasped and laughed, pointing at Ji Xiaolan, his fingers trembled, and laughed wildly: "An old man, walking at night, was trampled by a dragon? Haha, haha, Lao Ji, you are a person! What are you asking me to say about you!"

He Kun really couldn't hold back his laughter, the two of them were unlucky enough to be in this situation, they weren't sure if they could survive, Ji Xiaolan was still thinking about such an out-of-tune story, and he didn't know what to say except laughing.

Ji Xiaolan also smiled.

With a long sigh, he said:

"Yes, an old man who is on the verge of death has been ruined by the dragon, and he is left with filth!

He wanted to cover it up, and tried his best to cover it up, but where could he hide the pain of this trauma?

I just don't understand, this evil dragon has great powers, and there are so many young and beautiful daughters-in-law who don't spoil it, how can they fall in love with this bad old man?

Even if it has a peculiar taste, there is also that young and good-looking shepherd boy, it ......

Why did you just set your sights on this bad old man......"

He Kun laughed so hard that his neck hurt: "Ji Xiaolan, Ji Xiaolan, you can hurry up and write out this "Notes on Reading Wei Caotang"! It's so funny, it's so funny......

The voice gradually faded, and He Kun was not a stupid person, and he saw the hidden meaning in the text.

After being silent for a while, He Kun laughed again as if he didn't see it at all: "It's ridiculous!"

It's ridiculous!

dragon

Bad old man,

Haha, haha, no, I'm going to die laughing......"

Ji Xiaolan picked up the pen again and continued to write the story: "Yes, it's ridiculous......

……

"A dragon attacking an old man?

Ye Shu put down the "Notes on Reading Wei Caotang" in his hand and shook his head.

There is a big battle in the plot world, Ye Shu's emotions fluctuate violently, even if he returns to reality, his heart is still immersed in the previous experience and cannot be recovered.

Because of this, Ye Shu simply didn't care about any harvest statistics, and directly found a bookstore and bought a copy of "Notes on Reading Wei Caotang" to read.

I really met Ji Xiaolan, although there was little contact, Ye Shu found that he did have the temperament of a literati, not like the kind of bottomless licking dog.

But why, why did he revise the "Siku Quanshu" again, and the black Ming powder was clear?

Historically, this "No. 1 genius of the Qing Dynasty", after compiling the "Siku Quanshu", it seems that he did not do anything more, but wrote a "Notes on Reading Wei Caotang".

This name sounds lofty, but it's actually a collection of stories, similar to Liaozhai, and it's full of stories similar to "Dragon Tui Old Man", which is grotesque and ridiculous.

I thought about it for a while, but I couldn't figure it out.

Ye Shu shook his head, smiled, and didn't think about it anymore.

After reading the book quietly for a while, Ye Shu's mood finally calmed down.

Thinking back to his previous real life, he felt that because of the changes in his body, he was becoming more and more unsuitable for reality, and the previous Ye Shu consumed all his prestige, upgraded the space ring to LV3, obtained 4 cubic meters of storage space, and purchased bows, crossbows, food and clothing.

In the ring, there is even a battery car stolen from "former colleague Lu Wei".

It's a pity that in the plot world, the items taken out are strictly restricted, and Ye Shu can't ride a battery car on the ancient street, crazy racing.

However, because of the completion of the current task of "Reprimanding the Dog Emperor", Ye Shu also got an opportunity for information consultation.

"How can I take out the items in the spatial ring in its entirety?"

"Due to the different eras and resources of each plot world, items that are beyond the current plot world will be restricted from being taken out, but if you completely wash away the stored items with the True Qi you have after reaching the 'Ground Level', you will be able to take out this item completely. ”

Ye Shu heard it, he needed to be really angry!

Let's take a look at your own state:

"Host: Ye Shu.

Reputation: 1013

Number of followers: 5. (Guangren, Ouyang Ke, Guangxin, Fuhu Arhat, Guangzhi.) ）

Possession: White Camel Bone Pill*3, Sandalwood*9, Yangshen Pill*5, Spring Sentiment Powder, Realgar Powder, Qingxin Grass Powder and other miscellaneous medicines.

Nine Dragons Sword (Human Rank Middle Grade): Made by Emperor Qianlong, due to the killing of Qianlong, it has a slight dragon qi at the end of the Qing Dynasty, and has a certain effect on warding off evil spirits and demons.

Space ring: LV3,4 cubic meters of storage space.

Snake Control LV1: 27/100.

Escape in one go: Special skills, no level.

Archery (Lower Human Rank): Derived from hunting, improved archery on the battlefield, with a special archery skill 'One Stone, Two Eagles'.

Wealth (no rank): Due to the long-term care of the temple wealth, Guangzhi has the ability to wait and see the wealth and pass this skill on you.

A blue treasure chest: obtained by completing "Reprimanding the Dog Emperor".

At present, the plot world can be opened: "Huanzhu Gege", "Python Disaster 1", "Shaolin Temple". ”

PS: In "Notes on Reading Wei Caotang", there is indeed such a story.

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