Chapter 464 Graduated from a major in lack of morality
"Do you think I'll explain now?" Lin Ying'er smiled.
"I don't guess. Xu asserted.
"Why don't you guess?"
"I don't want to guess. ”
"Why don't you want to guess?"
"Guess?" Xu asserted.
"I don't guess!"
"Those who don't guess have bad hearts!"
"No matter how bad it is, it's not as bad as you!"
"I'm bad, I'm cute!"
"Poor and no one loves!"
Although the words of these two goods are not nutritious, they speak super fast, one sentence after another, and there is almost no breathing interval in the middle, and the audience kneels in minutes, your sister, are you so poor?
Zhao Lan'er and Li Mengyun were also dumbfounded.
"What did the two of them do before?" Zhao Lan'er muttered.
"Who knows, this is too poor, right?" Li Mengyun and Xu Duan are actually not too familiar, that is, when Xu Duan met her at school, he would flirt with her, and he had never seen Xu Duan and Lin Yinger actually poor like this.
"It's too poor!" Ke Lan was also amazed by the side, this Nima, the poor school is not so poor!
The two of them were poor for a long time and didn't finish it, and finally the director couldn't stand it anymore, and shouted in his ear: "Time is not enough!
Lin Ying'er realized that she was led astray by Xu Duan's goods again, so she ignored Xu Duan, who looked unsatisfied, and said back to make up for it: "Now please listen to the second question! Historically, the reasons why China's population distribution center has shifted from the Yellow River Basin to the Yangtze River Basin are: A, the Jingkang Rebellion, B, the Seven Kings Rebellion, and C. the Anshi Rebellion; please choose." ”
Hearing this, Xu Xuan suddenly asked: "Doesn't it feel stiff to find back and forth without a little foreshadowing on the topic, won't it be a little embarrassing?"
"What can I do if you are so lacking in morality?" Lin Ying'er said angrily.
Burst!
The audience immediately burst into laughter when they heard this.
"Poofhaha, what can I do if you are so lacking in virtue hahahaha!"
"The little princess who lacks virtue also thinks that Xu Duan is very lacking in virtue, hahaha!"
"Xu Xuan, you are so lacking in virtue, and there is no way to let the little princess lack virtue, hahaha!"
"Which one is strong in the level of lack of morality, and it is decisive that Xu Xuan is not negotiable, haha!"
……
Xu Xuan heard that the old god was not a little embarrassed, but he also changed the topic without any foreshadowing, "Your hair is very beautiful today." ”
"Isn't it?" Lin Ying'er was immediately happy when she heard Xu Duan praise her for her beautiful hair.
"Yes, yes, it's very good-looking, you see... Hey, your hair looks like a word. Xu Duan said with the appearance of discovering a new continent.
"Words, what words?" Lin Ying'er asked curiously, her hair was actually made like a word, why didn't she find it?
"You show me. Xu Duan looked at Lin Ying'er's appearance carefully and said in a deep voice: "It seems... It seems to be a missing word.,Eh,No.,I remember that this kind of hairstyle usually appears in two words at the same time.,Why is there no German word?"
"Missing... De, do you want to fight?!" Lin Ying'er suddenly became angry when she heard this, and this thing turned around and scolded back.
The audience also burst into laughter in a second.
"Hahahaha, this pit is a counterattack that is turning a corner!"
"It's too lacking in this product, it's just a lack of moral professional graduates, haha!"
"You must graduate from a major that lacks virtue, no one is as lacking in virtue as he is, hahaha!"
"Twenty years of professional lack of morality, this lack of morality is really no one haha!"
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"Don't make trouble!" Xu Duan looked cheap.
"Hurry up and choose, if you don't choose again, I'll beat you!" Lin Ying'er said with a broken look of being Xu Xuan.
"Then choose C, Anshi Rebellion. Xu Xuandao, he knows this, the Republic of China in the Tang Xuanzong period An Lushan rebelled, the population center from the Yellow River Valley to the Yangtze River Basin, known as the Anshi Rebellion.
"Are you sure?" asked Lin Ying'er.
"Are you sure you still want to ask that?" Xu Duan's very arrogant appearance said that Lin Ying'er would dare to deviate from the topic again if he asked him like this.
"Are you sure you have to talk to me like that?" Lin Ying'er pinched her fingers.
"Are you sure you have to be so violent?" Xu Duan looked unlucky.
"I'm sure!" Lin Ying'er looked threatening.
"It's not good, it's easy to find a boyfriend, really. Xu Duan looked sincere.
"Who said that?" Lin Ying'er asked rhetorically.
"Xu Zi. Xu asserted.
"Who is Xu Zi?"
"No, you don't even know who Xu Zi is, my God, you're too lonely and unheard!" Xu Duan looked like you didn't even know Xu Zi, and you didn't know how to learn.
The audience was also surprised when they heard this, and they also sounded at each other.
"Who is Xu Zi?"
"I don't know, is this name an ancient celebrity?"
"I know all the ancient celebrities, like Laozi, Zhuangzi, Confucius, Mencius, I know, I haven't heard of anyone named Xu Zi. ”
"Maybe it's a celebrity who is more obscure, Xu Duan knows a lot of rare knowledge in ancient times. ”
"It's possible, otherwise the nine-headed case he said wouldn't have made so many people forget. ”
on stage.
"I really don't know. Lin Ying'er shook her head, but she had a feeling of not believing Xu Xuan, because she knew that product too well, when would he popularize any knowledge points to people so seriously.
"You... Alas, what are you asking me to say, I don't even know a celebrity like Xu Zi, what kind of study have you studied for so many years? What have you learned, alas, it's simple, I don't even know......" Xu Duan looked like he had his world view refreshed.
"Can you talk well?Say, who is Xu Zi?" Lin Ying'er pinched her fingers.
"Xu Zi!" Xu Duan's thumb pointed to his nose, looking like you know now.
The audience vomited blood in minutes when they heard the words, which ancient celebrity of your sister, your sister's rare knowledge points, are not fucking it, that is the lower limit of the lack of virtue and selling him stinky and shameless!
The director is about to cry at this moment, your sister, who do you care who Xu Zi is, your topic has gone off the rails again! But he saw that Lin Ying'er hadn't reacted yet, so he had to remind Lin Ying'er again: "Sister, let's not care about Xu Xuan, okay?
Lin Ying'er immediately reacted after hearing the reminder, and saw that Xu Duan was not angry, "You wait for me, let's settle the account after the show is over!" As she spoke, she announced: "Then I declare that Xu Duan's answer is correct, after the Anshi Rebellion, the population center of the Republic has shifted from the Yellow River Valley to the Yangtze River Basin." ”
"This topic is too blunt, isn't it really embarrassing?" Xu Duan smacked his lips and looked at Lin Ying'er.
"You nonsense, what can you do when you meet a guest who lacks such morality as you except to change the topic?" Lin Ying'er said angrily: "Please listen to the next question, compared with the 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7 of the classical music of the Republic, which two tones are missing? A, 1 and 7, B, 2 and 7, C, 3 and 7, D, 4 and 7, please answer." ”
If you don't even know this, then Xu Duan doesn't have the face to tell people that he graduated from music, so he said without hesitation: "Choose D, 4 and 7." ”
"You... 's answer is correct!" Lin Yinger originally wanted to ask Xu Xuan if you were sure, but before she could ask, there was another reminder from the headset that the broadcast time was not enough, so she had to change the topic and announce it directly, Lin Yinger's announcement of the answer so happily made the audience very uncomfortable.
"I'll go, it's the first time I've seen Lin Ying'er announce the answer so quickly!"
"Who said no, Xu Xuan's goods are so pitiful that Lin Ying'er can't ask anymore. ”
"The show is suddenly so serious and I feel so uncomfortable. ”
"So it turns out that Xu Duan was born with a lack of great virtue!"
"Haha, that's right, that product is born with a lack of morality!"
Suddenly, Xu Xuan's answering speed ended quickly under the director's repeated reminders, and finally Xu Duan scored 50 points because of the correct answers to 2 and 3 questions, which was 30 points worse than Zhao Laner's 90 points and Li Mengyun's 80 points, and it was basically certain that he would withdraw from the championship competition.
So when he entered the rush to answer the link, Xu Duan made trouble again, and while beckoning the staff to play the video on the big screen again, he provoked Lin Yinger's appearance and said: "If you don't explain, you won't have a chance, the show is about to end!"
"Ouch, I'll go, make trouble for me again, I'm so grumpy, surnamed Xu, I'll let you die completely today!" Lin Ying'er looked angry, and snapped her fingers as she spoke.
Immediately, the two notaries took the stage again.