"You...... You...... You can't do this. "The divinity Xiao Chen looked like he was about to cry.

"I'm you, you're me, why do you want to pit yourself?"

The divine Xiao Chen said with tears in his eyes, looking at the human Xiao Chen pitifully, obviously not wanting to hand over the mountain god jade.

Human nature Xiao Chen touched his chin and said with a smile: "Although what you said is very reasonable, but I don't listen, what can you do with me......?" Don't be verbose, get it out for me. ”

Divine Xiao Chen grinded, and took out a green fist-sized jade from the air in front of him.

The jade is crystal clear, and there are various visions displayed inside.

Human nature Xiao Chenle's eyes narrowed, with this thing, his life can basically be guaranteed.

"You let go of Lao Tzu. "The human nature Xiao Chen pulled the mountain god jade, but the divine nature Xiao Chen looked stubborn and refused to let go.

"Don't, don't. ”

"Hey, the guy is quite stubborn, Lao Tzu took out ...... back"

Human nature Xiao Chen's backhand is a monkey stealing peaches.

This move frightened the divine Xiao Chen and let go of his hand.

"You...... You...... You scoundrel, you big bale of straw. Divine Xiao Chen's face turned red with fright.

"Slightly...... Hahaha!" Human nature Xiao Chen laughed and stuffed the mountain god jade into his mouth.

"Alright, let's go, let's go, let's go. Human nature Xiao Chen patted his stomach with satisfaction, shook his head and walked forward.

"Wait for me, big bale. Divine Xiao Chen caught up with human Xiao Chen, pulling the corners of his clothes, looking weak.

"God stick, if you have time to help me calculate a hexagram, see what kind of fortune my buddy is going to reincarnate this time. ”

"No, no. ”

"The ass is itching again, isn't it?"

"You dare. ”

"Look, the plane"

"Really?"

"Bang! bang!"

"You old liar, old rascal, big bale ......"

……

In the void, Xiao Chen's body sat here quietly.

At this time, there were no other changes on Xiao Chen's body, but the newly grown flesh was black and green, which was really ugly.

The three phantoms looked around the body for a long time.

The divinity Xiao Chen asked tremblingly, "Big Devil, is this...... Who is this ugly thing?"

Demonic Xiao Chen rarely showed a hint of joy, and smiled: "This ugly thing is yourself, old liar." ”

"Wow......" The divinity Xiao Chen cried on the spot.

"I don't want to use such ugly things, I want to go home, I want to find my mother. ”

Humanoid Xiao Chen looked at Demonic Xiao Chen with a bewildered expression and asked, "Butcher, how far are you from the earth?"

Demonic Xiao Chen thought for a while: "It seems to be ...... It seems like it's quite far. ”

Human nature Xiao Chen rolled his eyes, this thing is quite far away, it should be across several galaxies.

"Well, how do you think Lao Tzu is going to go back? Or do you divide your body and send me back. ”

Demonic Xiao Chen groaned: "I'll send you back after dividing your body, the Yu disc is in my hand, it's not difficult to go back." ”

Human nature Xiao Chen breathed a sigh of relief, now the strength of this body should not be enough to walk in the void.

Since there is a Yu disc, then things are much simpler.

"I'm still crying, and if I cry again, the birds will be knocked out for you. "Human nature Xiao Chen looks like he wants to eat people.

The divinity Xiao Chen wiped his tears and said pitifully: "It's too ugly, I don't want this body." ”

"Hehe...... "Human nature Xiao Chen laughed for a while: "If you want to be reincarnated, you won't go, and now you feel that the flesh is too ugly, you chose it yourself, big guy." ”

"That'...... Then I'm going to have my upper body. The divinity Xiao Chen cautiously poked the head of the flesh.

Hearing this, Xiao Chen's demonic spirit became angry: "You said you wanted the upper body, you took the upper body away, and Lao Tzu ran around on two legs?"

"Hahaha......" Hearing this, Human Nature Xiao Chen burst into laughter.

A very happy picture inexplicably appeared in my mind.

An emperor with only the lower half of his body, walking on two long legs, wandering around the world, is really interesting.

Although it is possible to conjure the upper body, the fact that only the lower body is the same does not change.

"What are you laughing at, it's funny?" the demonic Xiao Chen's head was about to explode.

"Hahaha...... It's kind of funny. Humanity Xiao Chen patted his thighs and laughed wildly.

"Hmph!" The divine Xiao Chen raised his chin proudly: "Big devil, you don't have a choice, you can't beat me." ”

"Lao Tzu will fight with you today. "The demonic Xiao Chen looks like he is going to fight for his life, but he keeps glancing at the human Xiao Chen.

Human Xiao Chen hugged the demonic Xiao Chen, and shouted exaggeratedly: "Don't go, you are going to die, what should I do if you die!"

"You're not disgusting. Demonic Xiao Chen broke free from human Xiao Chen, and sat sullenly in the void.

"Haha......"

Looking at the aggrieved little appearance of the demonic Xiao Chen, the human Xiao Chen laughed for a while before stopping.

"Alright, alright, I'll give you a share!"

Human nature Xiao Chen gestured against the body, cutting horizontally and vertically, and the other two people who looked at it were terrified.

I'm afraid that I'll get a bad part.

Human nature Xiao Chen smiled and shook his head, enough amusement.

Reach out and gesture in front of the forehead of the body.

"Divide it from the middle, one person and half, no opinion, right?"

Demon Xiao Chen nodded, indicating that he could.

The divinity Xiao Chen looked unhappy, stared at the crotch of his body and said, "You divide it like this, what should little JJ do, do you want to separate from the middle?"

"Huh?" Xiao Chen was stunned for a moment and said, "Why are you worried about this, this body is also used to temporarily accommodate the divine soul, and you will definitely have to reshape the physical body." ”

The divinity Xiao Chen pouted and said unhappily: "I don't care, you have to give me little JJ." ”

"Do you have a girlfriend, what are you doing with little JJ?" asked Xiao Chen, who was human, laughing and laughing.

"If you want to care, I can't drag it with two eggs!"

Human nature Xiao Chen rolled his eyes: "Affection for your old man, if you don't have two eggs to drag, you won't be able to go to heaven." ”

"Fuck you, big bale of straw. ”

Human Xiao Chen looked at Demon Xiao Chen again and asked, "What do you say?

Demonic Xiao Chen nodded solemnly: "It's about the dignity of men, I have to do this." ”

In fact, there is no need to fight for the things that will be reshaped in the flesh in the future, the demonic Xiao Chen just wants to disgust the divine Xiao Chen.

"Big devil, you can't get along with me, right? The divinity Xiao Chen raised his fist, looking like he was about to bite.

"Hehe!" Demon Xiao Chen smiled disdainfully: "This body has half of mine, my request is completely reasonable, do you still want to know if you can grab it?"

"Big devil, I see that you don't die if you don't see the Yellow River, you don't shed tears if you don't see the coffin, you don't go if there is a road in heaven, and you come to break through if there is no door to hell, I will rob you today. ”

Divine Xiao Chen said and showed two tiger teeth, smiling like a little devil.

(End of chapter)