"Leizi, aren't you known as the most hangy joker?

Everyone ate and drank to their heart's content, sitting at the stone table in the courtyard, and the monkey shouted to Shi Lei with a smile.

"That's right, Leizi, let's have fun with everyone!"

When everyone heard Xiaopang's words, they all burst out laughing, making Leizi look like an ancient performer.

After hearing this, Leizi couldn't help glaring at Xiaopang fiercely, but seeing that everyone was looking at him, especially the watery eyes of several beauties, Leizi cleared his throat and began to talk.

One day, after the pig was killed, he cried to the Buddha: Buddha, I think I am too wronged, I have eaten leftovers and swill all my life, and I will be killed in the end, I am really more wronged than Dou E!!

The Buddha said: Who made you not listen to the suffering of the people in your previous life, God will let you grow big ears in this life, look down on the people and make you squint, love to talk big and make your mouth protrude, sit in the office and make your limbs short, make you grow a row of two more mothers**, the leftovers you usually eat, and the swill you drink are wasted in your previous life.

The pig said suspiciously: Could it be that I was a national cadre in my previous life?

"Hahaha, this is so funny, where did you find it, Leizi, the state cadre was hacked like this by you!" After hearing the story, the monkey couldn't help laughing.

The others couldn't help but burst out laughing, but Chubby still looked confused, as if he hadn't figured out the joke yet.

"I'll go, Chubby won't have understood this joke yet, right?" Zhang Feng couldn't help but ask.

"How is it possible? I just ate too much just now, and I was stunned for a while!!" Xiaopang quickly recovered, and saw the way everyone looked at him, just like he looked at the mentally retarded, and quickly explained.

"Okay, the explanation is a cover-up, you don't say we all understand!!"

"Hee-hee, it's funny, I think it's similar to the story of the animal telling a joke on the boat, because the piglet reacts slowly, and in the end a lot of storytellers are thrown into the sea. ”

"Hehe, so don't stay in a group with Chubby when playing games in the future, otherwise you will definitely be killed!"

"I'm rubbing!!What do you mean by this, brother, I'm just a little fatter, and my brain is still very smart, okay............" Hearing everyone's words, Xiaopang's eyes suddenly became anxious.

"Okay, don't say that Xiaopang is like a pig, in fact, he still has a lot of advantages, at least the pig won't eat much without him!" Lei Zi said matter-of-factly.

At first, everyone thought that Lei Zi was fighting for Xiao Pang, but who knew that this guy was even darker, so he completely sprinkled salt on Xiao Pang's wound and fell into the well.

"Leizi, Lao Tzu fought with you!!" Xiaopang worked hard thoroughly, a bear pounced, hugging Leizi was a violent beating,

So, in front of everyone, the two hugged each other, and in excitement, they rolled on the stone table.

"Alright, alright, you two are so affectionate, are you doing it??" the monkey asked with a smile.

"Hahahaha......"

Hearing the monkey's words, everyone laughed.

The two of them heard everyone's laughter, and they also stopped, and after some fighting, Xiaopang finally vented his anger and became peaceful.

"Alright, Leizi continue, let's listen to a few more jokes!"

"Okay, everyone, listen......" Leizi straightened his clothes, and then continued to work as a joker.

Teachers lead primary school students on a visit to the prison to receive moral education.

At the end of the visit, the teacher asked the students: What do you think?

Student's answer: The current prison is the same as the prison of the People's Party before liberation.

The teacher was surprised and asked, "Why?" The student said, "It's still a cadre from ***."

"I'll go, you kid, this is a professional underworld for twenty years, right?"

"It's good that there are no state cadres among us, otherwise your kid wouldn't have been beaten up!!"

"Hehe, you think I'm stupid, if there is a leader here, I will still tell this joke??" Hearing everyone's words, Leizi said with a smile.

"None of this is funny, let's talk about a few funny ones!"

"Okay, I'm talking about a few ......"

My brother was drunk and driving at night, and when he encountered the traffic police checking the car, my brother pushed the car door and ran away, but the traffic police did not catch up. My brother called his wife while running and asked her to call the police immediately, saying that the family car had just been stolen.

The next day, the vehicle was found, brother took the pennant and a letter of thanks to the traffic police team to pick up the car, the atmosphere was warm and peaceful, the brother held the hand of the traffic police comrade, very excited. Comrade traffic police said, this is what we should do, the kid who stole your car last night ran too fast, we thought it was drunk driving, but we didn't expect it to be a car thief.

"Haha, this dude is so witty"

"Haha! I didn't expect such an operation!!" Monkey and Leizi both laughed exaggeratedly when they heard it.

Others also thought the joke was funny, but Zhang Feng felt that it was just a joke, and whoever really wanted to do it in reality would be stupid.

Now there are Skynets everywhere on the streets, can you run away? If he is caught, he is still unlucky, and the police will certainly be happy to let him stay in prison for a few days and calm down.

"Ahem, I've already told so many jokes, do you girls also perform a few shows in Qiushui??" Leizi took the opportunity to ask the girls with a smile.

The girls glanced at each other, muttered a few words and discussed a few words, and Sister Lilac was the first to stand up.

"Ahem, I'll sing a song "Lilac" to everyone, it's not good, don't mind!" Lilac said a little shyly.

"Sing, sing, Lilac Beauty is really looking forward to singing "Lilac"!" The boys are already sitting upright, ready to enjoy Lilac's beautiful singing voice.

You say you love lilacs the most

Because your name is her

What a melancholy flower

Sentimental people

When the flowers wither

When the picture freezes

What a delicate flower

But he can't hide from the wind and rain

A life of floating, shaking, and shaking

What a beautiful weaving dream

Just like that, I came in a hurry

Leave me to worry about for the rest of my life

The grave was full of flowers

It's the beauty you crave

…………

"Okay, it's so good!"

"Lilac sings so well!"

Sister Lilac sang a song, everyone applauded, I really didn't expect Lilac's singing voice to be so beautiful, there is really a feeling of Jiangnan Girl.

After listening to Lilac's melancholy and sweet singing

It's Qiushui's turn again

Qiushui sings a phoenix legend song "Moonlight on the Lotus Pond"

Qiushui's singing voice is low and slightly hoarse, but it also has a more mature charm, compared with Lilac's ethereal singing, each has its own merits, and it is very beautiful.

Then Yiyi also got up and sang a song of Faye Wong's "The Year in a Hurry"

Zhang Feng also likes this song, every time he listens to this song, it seems like listening to a beautiful love story, and his mind will be filled with all kinds of sweet pictures.

Beautiful music always resonates with everyone and arouses everyone's infinite reverie.