Chapter 22: Make You Laugh Enough
Brahma stood up, looked at the beautiful woman close at hand, and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't know this was your seat!"
"My seat, you are a classmate of Brahma, right? My name is Shen Qian, I am the president of the third class, and I want you to introduce yourself to the classmates!" Shen Qian smiled.
Shen Qian came to the classroom on the way, the counselor sent her a WeChat, today the class came to a special enrollment named Brahma, let her deal with it properly, Shen Qian walked into the classroom for the first time, looked around, only to find Brahma lying on the table sleeping in a corner of the last row, she felt that this special enrollment was very different, the first day to go to class to sleep, it should be a difficult guy.
"Hello class leader!" Brahma said politely.
Brahma looked at Shen Qian carefully, his tall figure was concave and convex, with a ponytail, and his fair face was not powdered, which was so exquisite that people couldn't find fault, giving people an ethereal beauty, and the rich bookish atmosphere made him feel very comfortable.
"Hahaha......"
Brahma didn't know why every sentence caused the other classmates to burst into laughter, frowning, his polite words, there was no laughing point, and he wondered in his heart, could it be that their laughter was too low?
The white and slender jade hand gently covered the cherry lips, and Shen Qian smiled shyly: "Brahma-classmate, you can call me class leader in the future, or you can call me Shen Qian." ”
Seeing Brahma nodded, Shen Qian said, "I'll introduce you now, Deputy Squad Leader Tang Guo!"
Tang Guo, who was sitting in the front row, stood up, looked at Brahma with a cold face, and said, "Hello Brahma, my name is Tang Guo." ”
Next, Shen Qian put the study committee, life committee, sports committee, and health committee ...... introduced to Brahma, so he didn't expect Li Meiru to be a member of the literary and artistic committee, which looked very interesting.
"Brahma-chan, now please introduce yourself!" Shen Qian smiled.
"Ahem!" Brahma coughed, and suddenly he found that Tang Guo made a look, and he immediately understood, this was to make him talk less, he raised his voice and said: "My name is Brahma, the introduction is complete!"
"It's over?" asked Shen Qian, frowning slightly.
"Well, that's it. ”
"Alright then! Let's get ready for class! The teacher is coming soon. After Shen Qian finished speaking, she turned around and left, and came to the front row to sit next to Tang Guo.
"Hahaha...... Hehehe......"
Brahma was completely laughed, and his originally good mood was ruined in an instant, Li Jian's insults and the ridicule of his classmates made him almost run away, but when he calmed down and thought about it, he didn't come to school in the first place, and his duty was to protect Tang Guo's safety.
With cold eyes, he glanced at Li Jian, who was flirting with Li Meiru, Brahma secretly said in his heart, dare to call me stupid, that needs to pay a price, looking at the students who ridiculed him, Brahma felt even more hateful, the corners of his mouth squeezed out an evil smile, his eyes rolled, and he counted in his heart, I will make you laugh enough!
At this time, an old professor with gray temples walked in, holding a book and lecturing, economics is bullshit to Brahma, he doesn't know anything, and he begins to take revenge.
Take out a blank piece of yellow rune paper from your bag, put it on your lap, take out a brush that you carry with you, point with the sword in your right hand, draw quickly on the brush shaft, and then poke the brush suddenly, the tip of the pen is suspended on the rune paper, and draw by itself.
Ghost Drawing Talismans!
Brahma fully mastered this skill when he was five years old, and I still remember that when I was a child, I was repaired by the old man because of the use of ghost drawing talismans, and now I look back on it, it was really a beautiful childhood.
Three minutes later, the students who had been listening quietly to the class, in an instant, their eyes were dull, and a girl grinned "hehe" and laughed, the laughter became louder and louder, the old professor standing on the podium was stunned, and then another boy clapped his hands and laughed.
One becomes two, two becomes four...... The number of people laughing increased exponentially, and in an instant, the whole classroom was filled with laughter.
The old professor on the stage shouted, "Don't laugh, is my lecture ridiculous?"
In addition to the old professor, there were two people in the classroom who did not smile, Tang Guo and Shen Qian did not laugh, but the two of them were baffled by the sudden crazy laughter, looked at each other, stood up and glanced at each other, only Brahma sat safely in the back row, with a smile on the corner of his mouth.
Something even stranger happened, Li Jian stood up and ran to the podium, knelt on the ground in front of all the students, slapped his mouth hard, every time he fanned it, he still had a remorseful expression, and shouted: "I'm stupid, I'm a big idiot......"
"I'm lewd, I'm lewd, I'm not lewd, who is lewd......" Li Meiru, a member of the Literature and Art Committee, stood up, twisted her waist and danced, and sang popular lyrics in her mouth.
The whole classroom was boiling, and some students were crying and laughing.
The old professor on the stage quickly picked up the book, walked quickly to the outside of the classroom, and shouted: "Crazy, crazy......"
The brush suspended on the rune paper was still drawing rapidly, and as the speed of the brush increased, the students in the classroom became crying and laughing, and the sound became louder and louder, and the whole classroom was weird.
Tang Guo was a little panicked, she reached out and grabbed Shen Qian's arm, and said urgently, "Shen Qian, what the hell is going on?"
"It should be evil!" Shen Qian said meaningfully.
"Evil spirit, isn't that superstition?" Tang Guo frowned, it was the first time she had encountered such a strange thing, if it wasn't for evil spirit, how could it be like this?
Stop at the point, and just punish slightly!
Brahma just wanted to teach these little fresh meat a lesson, and before he entered the society, he mocked people in a miasma, didn't understand any politeness, and gave a little punishment, so he accepted the brush and rune paper.
The moment the brush and the rune paper were retracted, the bitter laughter stopped abruptly, and everyone woke up as if they had just woken up from a big dream, looking dazed, and they didn't know about the previous madness, but a chill appeared in their hearts.
Especially Li Jian was still kneeling on the podium, her mouth was already red and swollen, Li Meiru was disheveled, her chest and back were exposed, she was almost dewed, she hurriedly sorted out her clothes.
The classroom was quiet again, and the silence made people panic, Shen Qian frowned, squinted at Brahma in the last row, she walked over, came to Brahma approach, and asked, "Brahma-chan, what do you think happened before?"
"The students in Class 3 are enthusiastic and have a deep understanding of laughter!" said Brahma with a smile.
"Don't you think things are a little strange?" Shen Qianxing's eyes swept around Brahma's face, as if she wanted to find the answer from his expression, everyone was crazy before, but he was too calm, she suspected that this matter might be related to Brahma, but there was no evidence.
"Is there anything strange about laughing? The first time I heard it, I didn't understand!" Brahma smiled, he felt that this Shen Qian's sense of smell was very sensitive, and this little girl was also very perceptive.
At this time, the door of the classroom was pushed open, and a middle-aged man in a white coat walked in, followed by an old professor who was lecturing, the middle-aged man was wearing black-framed myopia glasses, Brahma just glanced at it, he smiled bitterly in his heart, campus life was much more interesting than he imagined!